JL Foster
@jlfoster.bsky.social
Artist 🖼️ Writer 📝 Rage filled bog witch 🔮 https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/jlf420
created November 12, 2024
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This was my first Stephen king read when I was a kid. It’s not your typical King read but it’s so good. I loved it and the illustrations sparked my love of charcoal drawing. Enjoy the journey in this one 🤘📚
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“Fuck them kids”-Florida
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Friday morning writing session before the child arises. #amwriting #morning #coffee
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Florida is a fuckin joke.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Please excuse me while I go scream until I pass out.
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I was unaware of its use outside of coffee and tea… with this new information, I think 58% of my problems would be solved. I should go get one.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I feel like getting a French press would solve at least 43% of my problems.
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Today’s vibe :
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Banged out another 2500 words this morning. I like this story, I want it to be done so i can read it. I must be patient with the author.
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I love this piece! It always makes me laugh. MAG has been doing museum of the dead for ten years now? That’s wild. I go every year. Love it 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Did you do enough unhinged shit today?
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I have to go people and I don’t want to people but I have to people and I’m grumpy that I have to people because peopling sucks.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Reality is creeping back in and I’m wondering what type of pesticide would be most effective against it.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
On a clear day you can see freedom, I mean Canada. 🇨🇦
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Coolest toy ever 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
This the season for busting out the watercolour brush pens. I love these things. Today we did a doodle of a bear. What shall we name him? #art #artist #artsupplies #watercolor #painting
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Another week of plein air painting. I have been so lucky to have such good weather… Until today 😒
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Today’s work station. #artist #painting #workspace #art #outdoors #pleinair
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I encourage you, today, to do something positive for yourself and your mental health… Punch a nazi.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I log on each morning hoping for THE obituary. That’s the only hope I have.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
This little bean has been a better focus support than adderal. 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Let the Skeeball commence 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Gotta get here early to get a good spot. Working under the trees the rest of this Friday. 🤘
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Exquisite 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I haven’t seen that mesothelioma guy in a while… Is he ok?
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Up early to sit with the birds and do some arting. Happy Friday yall #morning #art #artist #friday #drawing #outdoors
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
A walk in the woods with a joint and I come up with some bomb charcuterie ideas 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I named mine Bartholomew Beanton
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Sorry I gotta go. A virtual bean told me to put my phone down.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I need this bean.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Have you heard the stories of stairs in the woods? #horrorstories
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Morning hike to get Monday going. #outdoors #hiking #trails #waterfall
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Plein air painting every day this week was so great. Need allergy pills for next week though. I guess I have some sort of outdoor allergy now. 🤷♀️
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Feeling very much like an art slug today. I blame the 100000% humidity 🥵
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Sending hugs
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
He does indeed. Hard af 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Good morning moon And other oddball sequels
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Do not scare the crows. They will remember you.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes please!
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg she does. She’s perfect 😍
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! Any time I hear an unfamiliar one I get so excited.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg she is so cute. I love her 💚
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I do also love all the birds. 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Fridays are for car shows 🤘 #classiccars
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine is a mess too. I’m afraid to count
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Too many tabs open
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Daily
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If he won’t helicopter just to make you laugh, he’s not good enough for you. #relationshipadvice
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. It’s my main goal in life to have corvid buddies
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Drop an old person you’re going to become in the future
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Already done ✅
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Édouard Manet painting of his mother at the #IsabellaStewartGardnerMuseum hangs on the wall in The Blue Room above an empty frame which used to house another Manet « Chez Tortoni ». Although there’s no way Manets mother would know about the theft, she looks disapproving nonetheless. #art #painting
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I’d like to hard reboot myself but holding down all my buttons at once isn’t working.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Next week is a whole week of plein air painting. I’m so excited.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Dropping 100$ on new art supplies feels better than it should. #artist
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Vincent depicts this scenic ravine near the asylum in Saint Rémy. His expressive strokes highlight his exuberant love of plein air work. I didn’t know of this piece until recently; standing in front of it was a hell of an introduction. #art #arthistory #painting #VanGogh #MFABoston
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
A great source of pride for Isabella Stewart Gardner was the Botticelli she acquired in 1894. It was painted for palacial decoration in connection with a wedding, thus Gardner displayed a wedding chest beneath it. #art #arthistory #IsabellaStewartGardner #museum #gallery
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Canadia is on fire so no one is allowed to breathe.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I like this tree. It looks cursed af 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Loafy little loaf of Bun
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
This lovely lady accompanied me on my hike this morning. #nature #hike #deer
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
It’s 4:20 somewhere Or whatever Warren Buffett said
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JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Age verification? I watched Al Cowlings and OJ on the 405 with their little police parade.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Sometimes I reorganize my books and think « damn I have too many books » and then I get the fuck over it and read a book.
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JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I love hissing at men. I just know a good bite would be far more satisfying, though. 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
What am I even supposed to do with myself? I have yet to find an instruction manual for this stupid flesh sac.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
They going to the next Coldplay concert together?
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
The Black Panthers were the ideal community leaders. They fundraised for those in need, they fed and educated their children, and they advocated for their people. Pieces like this fill me with such helpless rage. Will the cycle ever be unbroken? #art #arthistory #artappreciation #MFA #blackpanthers
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Want to feel better about life? Hiss at men 10/10 would recommend
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
In a room full of Monets, be a cathedral, or whatever Curt Cobain said. #art #artappreciation #arthistory #Monet
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
My office today 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Summer Mondays > winter Mondays
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Maybe this is a hot take But I think pedos should be fed to woodchippers. That’s all.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
So refreshing
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just not a beach girly. 🤷♀️
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Unpopular opinion: beaches aren’t fun. That’s all.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I think I’m satisfied now. #art #drawing #graphite #traditionalmedium #landscape #artist
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
The vibes lately #art #doodle #surrealism #pencil #drawing
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JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you ☺️
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Gateway? Is that you?
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I thought I was done but the more I look at it, the more work it still needs. #art #drawing #graphite #wip #landscape
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s me 🤘 I’m a sleepy bitch.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Muted and blocked. Thanks for the warning. 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Sup. Want more #art in your feed? That’s what I do. 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I fell in love with Bunkers work while at the #IsabellaStewartGardner museum. ISG befriended so many artists of the day, and Bunker was something special bringing French impressionist vibes to the US during somewhat of a renaissance. This piece is on display at MFA Boston. #art #arthistory #MFA
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Three obituaries, three days in a row and none of them are for the right person. This is some bullshit.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
In today’s episode of Suburban Wild Kingdom, woodchuck and bunny have a stand off.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
Deli Boys on HULU is my new favourite show 💚
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
I’m extra rage filled today.
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I like your canoe
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Theo nooooooooo
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Hey hi hello. 👋🏻
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social)
If I golfed as often as the Tangerine Twat, I’d be Nelly fuckin Korda
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
Feast we shall!
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
*cheers with a turkey leg* HUZZAH
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s ok. You’re worth it 🤘
JL Foster (@jlfoster.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved that rant he did. I love most of @hankgreen.bsky.social rants. I have learned a lot from his frustration 🤘