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@jlucpicard.bsky.social

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

created November 6, 2024

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Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

She is the dumbest cunt. Hands down

19/9/2025, 12:40:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

No funding the government. Shut it down

18/9/2025, 6:02:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Minihane is still a selfserving shitposting twat

18/9/2025, 5:42:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Going to resurrect Norm Macdonald

18/9/2025, 4:17:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't sit on your couch either

17/9/2025, 10:33:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Lying to congress is a felony

16/9/2025, 6:13:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social)

Fix was in Rachel getting $750k just for appearing, keep ratings up with her appearing in jury. She could have done that wheel in under 2 minutes

10/9/2025, 1:01:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

He can't get a job cleaning toilets, he's hoping for appearance fees

7/9/2025, 1:29:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie K. Brown (@jkbjournalist.bsky.social) reposted

What Epstein records have not been made public?

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6/9/2025, 12:18:49 PM | 6149 2871 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody will show. They will have separate meeting in Canada

5/9/2025, 9:46:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Just because I said so

5/9/2025, 1:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that Andy Kaufman?

4/9/2025, 4:03:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet it's kemo treatments

3/9/2025, 7:57:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

U have 25 or old mamas that are pussies

26/8/2025, 7:44:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture #TeslaTakedown LA (@teslatakedownla.bsky.social) reposted

Divest from TSLA, invest in guillotines.

25/8/2025, 3:29:36 PM | 221 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social)

Ive got a cat that keeps coming in my yard at nite and rubbing up against me when I'm looking at the stars. Scares the bejuses out of me

23/8/2025, 3:39:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

My mother would of bitch slapped me if I wore a hat indoors

23/8/2025, 3:35:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean had. We are a third world country now

23/8/2025, 3:34:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

Attention everyone in DC: If you are stopped tonight, tell them your name is Vladimir Putin. You might end up getting a BJ from the president of the United States.

21/8/2025, 6:44:04 PM | 3805 816 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

All the presidents men

20/8/2025, 1:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Does that apply to black and brown people too?

20/8/2025, 12:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

His response should have been Kyle's a douche

18/8/2025, 10:58:27 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

15/8/2025, 12:59:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

15/8/2025, 12:56:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't have a noble prize for pedophiles

15/8/2025, 1:34:27 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I pray for your gonorrhea to flare up and kill u

15/8/2025, 1:33:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

More like pedo

15/8/2025, 1:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Creep says what?

15/8/2025, 1:28:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

My all time favorite eviction. Just a smug ass who thought he was controlling the house

15/8/2025, 1:25:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

No ,no he doesn't. He has the awareness of a traffic cone

15/8/2025, 1:20:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Beat up by 2 14yr old girls

11/8/2025, 6:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I know a great guy on the vineyard...

9/8/2025, 9:24:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a special kind of dumb

7/8/2025, 9:54:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Going out on a limb but predicting he is going to be involved in a friendly fire incident

7/8/2025, 9:53:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Pedodent

7/8/2025, 8:10:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Congratulations to President Kamala Harris, from X's Grok

According to Grok: As of August 7, 2025, Donald Trump is not in charge of the federal government. He served as the 45th President of the United States from January 20, 2017, to January 20, 2021. Since then, he has not held any official position within the federal government. The current President is Kamala Harris, who assumed office on January 20, 2025, following the 2024 election. Trump is, however, actively involved in political activities, including running for office again in the 2028 election.
7/8/2025, 7:36:52 PM | 1398 312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

If anyone replies "bro, for real"....ghost them

7/8/2025, 7:53:15 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Countermandering

7/8/2025, 7:50:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Go go buffalo

6/8/2025, 10:29:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Next question ...point to Rwanda on a map

6/8/2025, 8:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Dirty dancing 2 .... Hasta la vista Baby

6/8/2025, 12:59:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

This is why you don't hire a communications major when you need an engineering major

5/8/2025, 3:10:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Make gummy bear space suits.

5/8/2025, 3:07:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

You all laugh but if we put it on the dark side of the moon we could have full moons every nite

5/8/2025, 3:06:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

At least he remembered to wear pants

5/8/2025, 3:03:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone actually married him? Gross

1/8/2025, 3:42:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Dint care who is the next hoh. Need Rachel, Keanu, and Jimmy next noms

1/8/2025, 3:29:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

She always knew...she's been playing everyone

1/8/2025, 3:25:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

This sounds Norman Batesy

24/7/2025, 8:28:36 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone buy that guy a beer or three

24/7/2025, 8:01:54 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Texas Paul (@realtexaspaul.com) reposted

I just can't take this shit any more! Very NSFW!

24/7/2025, 3:13:22 PM | 1061 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Boebert next employer

23/7/2025, 6:49:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

What ? His blood pressure numbers?

23/7/2025, 12:34:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Must be an only child

22/7/2025, 9:34:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randy in Montana (@406randy.bsky.social) reposted

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22/7/2025, 8:01:08 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philo of Alexan (@philoof.bsky.social) reposted

Go team

21/7/2025, 11:16:58 PM | 59 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

The apprentice

22/7/2025, 1:53:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Very underrated show

21/7/2025, 11:15:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

He should sue 🤣🤣🤣🤣 discover is a bitch

18/7/2025, 3:18:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GrouchyMarkx (@grouchymarkx.bsky.social) reposted

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17/7/2025, 4:07:14 PM | 515 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just wrong

17/7/2025, 4:38:59 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Fyi u can make your own

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17/7/2025, 4:33:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Ive refused to buy any name brand chips for years. The profit gouging has gone too far.

17/7/2025, 4:29:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a t-shirt

16/7/2025, 8:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the tarrif on sugarcane?

16/7/2025, 8:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shawn Harris (@shawnforcongress.bsky.social) reposted

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

5/7/2025, 11:08:27 PM | 7617 6210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you order them with customized heads? I know a couple id like to add

16/7/2025, 2:19:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 8:44:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

My wife said no.☹️

15/7/2025, 6:18:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Only thing missing is a 72 Chevrolet up on blocks

7/7/2025, 12:59:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

We are one step away from the purge

7/7/2025, 12:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw it at the drive in. Double feature with "last house on the left".

7/7/2025, 12:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

How many bell hops get tipped in anything other than cash? U think they are declaring cash tips?

3/7/2025, 6:32:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Fight baby fight

3/7/2025, 4:58:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

No text fishing has increased because people aren't answering phonecalls unless they know the person calling

3/7/2025, 1:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

They can't. No one will hire them

2/7/2025, 6:29:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks in pain

2/7/2025, 3:51:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Love this movie but still think "They Live" is his best

2/7/2025, 12:43:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Bet she's pro death penalty

2/7/2025, 12:17:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I think these are felons satellites

1/7/2025, 11:51:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

He didn't have a problem, he had felonies.

1/7/2025, 4:49:03 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣 doesn't he know pardons cost millions...that you don't have.

1/7/2025, 12:21:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

If the border patrol is at home depot who is keeping the fentanyl out?

30/6/2025, 8:47:53 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazy eights

27/6/2025, 10:16:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's the white boots

27/6/2025, 9:55:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Illegals are trying to hide their identities by posing as Trump supporters. It is not possible to determine their legal status by sight. If you see someone wearing trump merch or hats, please report them as they could likely be breaking the law.

Likely illegal man hiding in plain sight, wearing Trump merchandise as camouflage
27/6/2025, 9:47:51 PM | 1721 350 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

They already did that with the push for school vouchers

27/6/2025, 6:40:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Nightshift

26/6/2025, 8:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

The side eyes from the woman in red shirt is priceless

26/6/2025, 8:40:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I will give the woman sitting behind him $5000 if she smacks him of the back of his head

26/6/2025, 2:16:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Khan.

23/6/2025, 7:55:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

They never opened any book

23/6/2025, 12:46:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

They live. One of the most underrated movies

23/6/2025, 12:45:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know but "stand your ground law states " need to rethink unless they want to kill law enforcement

21/6/2025, 3:45:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this from a gay porno ?

21/6/2025, 3:33:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

I want more holidays. I work my ass off the rest of the year. I don't have time for golf

20/6/2025, 1:17:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randy in Montana (@406randy.bsky.social) reposted

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19/6/2025, 9:49:25 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jlucpicard.bsky.social (@jlucpicard.bsky.social) reply parent

For his 80th birthday he can have a parade of stealth fighters fly by.just tell him they are there and have him salute nothing

19/6/2025, 8:48:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view