I caught what you were throwing
MS/Neuroimm Neurologist, Clin Epi, and some other stuff. All-around excellent human being. Opinions obviously my own. #MedSky
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I caught what you were throwing
Not in the sky? With diamonds?
You’re looking fab for stairwell gummy reconnaisance.
Make a basil blueberry goat cheese tart
Universal healthcare.
They’re free on Labour Day.
Zen and the art of social media platform maintenance? I can dig it.
But I believe in me (and I can be pretty fucking scary).
I worry it’s the cut…that’s a pretty long gusset.
Super floofy bichon?
A yes, Jonathan Swift’s treatise “On the origin of the Fart.” Timeless.
How did you not throw her overboard?
GTA:GTA is just people yelling each other while stuck on the 401
The twist at the end of the first episode literally made me gasp.
“Tom Clancy’s Everybody Poops”
Planning for my emergency tummy ache in the coolest restaurant in town.
The kid’s alright.
I was known as the legal pharmacist in med school and up to this day. Tylenol, Advil, Naprosyn, triptans, gravol, extra epipens….
Dad, you suck at trivia.
I gave my husband a participation trophy and his productivity went up 6.2% just in the last quarter.
Tovah? I love it.
I’ve been sent back for revisions.
Sober pickles?
Goodnight Dr. Brody.
That’s some JVP!
His girlfriend gets the children’s discount.
My body recognizes that as lava, actually.
The thing of evil likes scritches. This saber-toothed deranged floof concurs.
Pretty rare, most people with sporadic or GSS forms are gone in a few short months. Nothing sadder than meeting someone lovely on admission and a few weeks later, they’re a puddle.
Not years, honey bunny.
Challenging
Could be worse, she could have said durian.
How I long for the times when I wasn’t chugging Colyte.
CIHR was not amused by my interpretive dance video appendix.
That’s quite an Afflection to deal with.
I’m Prawn Girl and my superpower is ruining your ceviche.
And I thought it was because you want seconds
Apologies. Most, but not all doctors are not hot…
Well you learn something new everyday. Do you have sugar shacks out there too?
☺️ (it’s an older pic…shhh).
Hot doctors are a myth.
And, don’t forget, they do a bang up job of spreading airborne viruses, if such a thing even exists.
We get “interesting”, and it’s almost always delirium from urosepsis.
Bananarama? Wait…no.
Ohio? If it isn’t from Quebec, it’s just sparkling pancake syrup.
A bad joke that also wishes ill upon a Canadian? No timbits for you.
I think I turned out pretty well for someone who wanted to be a Smurf when she was little.
There are places icing shouldn’t go.
All dogs in general are choking hazards.
You know you’re having a day when you just type “cake” into google maps.
Brilliant example of adulting. On a less dramatic note, closing your computer when an email makes you angry instead of instantly responding can save a tonne of heartache.
This might mess up my upcoming trip, but I’m with flight attendants on this one.
I’m sending the bill to AHS.
We have a freezer full of Gryfe’s bagels at all times.
Which one seems more professorial?
Does it come in a sticker?
English Pointer Sisters
There is always a chaos doggo and a gentle doggo
That’s the last thing you see after carbon monoxide poisoning.
Oh no!
Did Barry rob a Panera?
Was not expecting an Emily Dickinson quote, bravo!
I believe most of us call them dried cherries, but you do you.
Try the compliment sandwich.
Pop Shoppe chubbies!
In the early 1900s, they used to pull out women’s teeth thinking they were causing infections as a way to treat melancholia.
I think it’s just such a shock because we are nice, normal people. Why would anyone want to target us?
I used to bake cookies for people who were actively destroying my career. Now I burn holes in their necks with my eyes.
Wicked sneaks.
He seems quite bad at politicking.
A Shmenge Brothers themed episode perhaps?
Get in line. ❤️
It was mandatory here for all healthcare workers in the early years. I might have told one of the staff who said they would quit if forced to get vaccinated to eat a bag of dicks.
Life…and I cannot stress this enough…is too short not to buy the shoes you want.
You made a very important decision, gelato AND cupcake. I’m proud of you. Happy birthday!
AI is never wrong, get with the program, Chappell.
Wow, that’s gorgeous!
Bran flakes and chocolate Cheerios?
Robbie Robertson was the shiz til the day he died.
Resistance is futile.
You’ve just described me.
Uhmm…I’m almost certain my first bra fitting and tampon talk did not take place in the public restroom at the mall.
That’s a colon, no?
You’ll just have to get your lead paint-covered banana clips somewhere else.
You should print that on your coffee mug
The height of the front bumper is a guarantee of a life threatening injury.
The original caption was “Diane from HR”
Is someone reporting this man to the police??
Spicy waffle?
X feet shallow, no?
I didn’t know sharks have knees, but I hope your new one works out swimmingly.
It means they’re rizz.
Well it is both useless and racist, so you might you be on to something.
