I don't think it'll be him giving the announcement. www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
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I don't think it'll be him giving the announcement. www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
THE PIZZA REPORT!!!(*%!*&%(!
No matter how old and sick Donald Trump gets, he’ll still be in the Epstein files.
www.tiktok.com/@underthedes... And confirmed it's posted on the white house's OFFICIAL youtube account... www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI...
I think he might be...
www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
WHY POST THIS NOW OF ALL DAYS?!?!?!?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI...
100% www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI...
Holy shit you guys got someone smart to write your headlines!
FINALLY A GOOD NYT HEADLINE!
White house posted a weird video to their youtube channel: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI...
If that's the case why did the white house just post this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI...
ITS ON THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI...
Take note - The 2pm says "The President will make an announcement"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXGI... Yep!
A lot of weird things happening... www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
Sir, this is a cat video.
Sir, this is a cat video.
And also, this: www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
It says "The President" but it doesn't say Trump.
"The President".... www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
Kinda think that's what is about to happen
Whoa
Notice they said "The PRESIDENT" makes an announcement...
Odds it actually happens?
Odds it really happens?
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
Capitalizing every word... The interns are trying really hard to mimic Trump and are failing no matter what they do. This wasn't sent out by him.
It took 20 years of the “war on terror” to chip away at America’s reputation, but Trump bulldozed what was left in under nine months.
OK who did this?💀😂
Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about
The Good Liars - Talking About Guns youtu.be/v8U3TuQN3Ro
Virtually nothing else in this statement beyond the basics is necessary unless you are trying to get out ahead of whatever the real story is.
They know that lack of health services hurts minority communities more. It's all intentional towards their end goal.
Penix hit those regularly in 22-23. The kid has a bright future if he can keep those up. But he's definitely not the Heisman favorite anymore and probably shouldn't have been until he had some more time to prove it on the field.
He looks every bit like someone who doesn't know where the fuck he is
Are we even sure it's him??? If it's him, does he know where the hell he is? Was it a stroke? Did he go full dementia?
I wonder if he can't talk or is barely cognizant
Fixing media headlines: "Trump Envisions Building U.S. Owned Gaza Resort After Palestinian Genocide is Complete"
That's not how botox works
Moved another section over this year! At this rate we'll be midfield by 2029. #gohuskies
Less than 10 minutes into his season and Brian Kelly is already hitting his 🍓 mode
The real reason for the tariffs. To enable enriching friends and family at Americans' expense.
It was a chronic problem at UW too. Penix was just otherworldly at bailing the team out.
If I win the Powerball, my Presidential campaign starts tomorrow and my platform is: Nationalized healthcare, incl Free vaccines Scientific research $$$$ Every kid gets fed every day High speed rail everywhere The day after the Super Bowl is a national holiday. Hope I can count on your vote!
Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.
Life for Palestinians in Gaza has gotten worse under Trump, not better. So where are Jill Stein and Cornel West now? They aren’t leading protests in DC outside the White House, no rallies. Almost like the whole 2024 thing was just performative.
Really happy to see more folks leaving sports twitter for sports sky.
Instant classic
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"They don't have Nick Saban to save them." 🔮 Florida State QB Tommy Castellanos backed up his trash talk, handing No. 8 Alabama its first season-opening loss in 24 years.
Welcome back college football! Great start to the season with two overrated SEC teams down already.
Love it
Looked closer on replay
Someone's illiterate
Hopefully a sign of the season to come.
That was incomplete. Replay crew got a call from the SEC home office for sure.
That was absolutely NOT controlled when it hit the ground.
What if I told you that the preseason #1 team would score less points in their opener than their ranking? Would you believe that was possible? Rankings should not start until after week 4.
Welch: As someone who lives in a red state, let me just tell you what MAGA supermajorities get you. We're 50th in education. The worst in the whole country for women to live. We're poorer, worst health care. And if you look at the bottom ten states, they are all MAGA supermajorities.
Match ups like this are what college football needs in its non-conference every year. Force all of the power-4 conference teams play 1 non-conference game against other power-4s every season and then mandate a 9-game conference schedule.
🧵 x.com/waltermaster...
It’s 2025 and somehow we still have to explain two basic facts: 💉 Vaccines are safe ⛓️ Slavery was bad
I kinda wish it was 2-3 years ago when he was still mostly coherent but will be sad that his time on the show is over.
Republicans aren't running for office...their polls are dropping...their own base is mocking them and yelling at them at town halls... And yet they seem very comfortable and unbothered. Ask yourselves why?
ICE is holding a man with both physical and developmental disabilities, who doesn’t understand or speak English, and who is nearly deaf at a detention facility in Washington State. Inhumane doesn’t begin to describe it. We can and must be better. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Definitely the right time for Corso to hang it up. Will miss him but he hasn't had it for a while.
"She did not die defending the Constitution. She died trying to overturn it. She was not protecting lives at a gate in Iraq; she was forcing her way through windows in the Capitol to stop the peaceful transfer of power." New from @markhertling.bsky.social:
This part. Everyone should be taking notes from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social’s @mizzwelch.bsky.social
Garcia: This is a great ruling by the court. Of course, Donald Trump is already overreacting, saying this is going to somehow be the destruction of the United States. I'm not sure if he's aware he's trying to do that all on his own.
“A 14% price increase” When Trump & @MarshaBlackburn tell you there has been no inflation, they’re lying
Folks at the White House right now…
What day did Simpsons predict again?
It's schrodinger's dictator up in here tonight
A collection of clips from MSNBC of multiple Republicans getting booed at town halls this week.
youtu.be/aE6LlmS9rXU?...
youtu.be/aE6LlmS9rXU?...
The pandemic laid this all bare in a way nothing before ever has. Trump made a shitshow mess of the pandemic & tanked the economy for 3 years. Biden spent his entire presidency cleaning it up & people blamed him for it because they can't handle a thought deeper than "price bad, leader's fault".
The bulk of Americans can't be bothered to pay attention to a single fucking thing outside of their daily life. This is why I laugh in the face of anyone who thinks we're headed for civil war. We are the laziest, dumbest, most uninformed people on the planet and we appear to like it that way.
Fucking hell...
BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:
"It's further eroding...the credibility of those who are in leadership positions in our military, that they would allow full military honors to someone who lost their life while committing the act of sedition." Michael Fanone discusses Ashli Babbitt with JVL:
Software engineers love IT Crowd and Silicon Valley.
As a lifelong Cowboys fan, it sucks.
“Mr. President, JD Vance says he’s ready to take over for you as soon as you die. Any comment?”
Only one person attacked prayer in this situation and he killed multiple people and injured many more when he did it.
GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social : “Facts are stubborn things… Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas…. Alabama is a top 3 murder state. Where is the President? — He isn’t focused on crime & violence. It’s about an expression of authoritarianism.” (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
Is it the lack of big releases? Or are people budget constrained from the massive fucking disaster unfolding slowly within this country?
Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION Starbucks worker pay: $15,000 Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000 CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker. In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more. The system is rigged.
Ya I'm sure Ukraine entered into a war against Russia involuntarily because they thought they'd win????
"One can try to look away from the abyss for a while. But when the diversions end, one can’t help but see that we’re heading straight towards it."
Everyone should be forcing this abysmal administration to defend all their actions in court. Stretch them so thin that they're incapable of doing anything else.
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
This is absolutely unhinged behavior.
Mine was in a hot tub at a hotel after pool hours closed and as soon as we started security came running out and booted us out.
EXCLUSIVE: The Trump administration will move to pull the COVID vaccine off the U.S. market “within months,” one of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s closest associates has told the Daily Beast.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, says: Any government demand for a revenue share might result in legal action.