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created November 23, 2024

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Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE trolled that idiot. Most of the ice agents I’ve seen couldn’t do that nor fit through that pipe.

30/8/2025, 4:37:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

SKYNET DON’T SURF!

30/8/2025, 4:34:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t see the person speaking 😉

30/8/2025, 4:29:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

The second line through DC is going to epic.

30/8/2025, 4:21:31 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

That Lying In State shit at the Capitol is going to be bananas and full of irony.

30/8/2025, 4:20:01 AM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I kinda would like to see that. Sunglasses on at the resolute desk. Sean Duffy and Rubio as marionettes

30/8/2025, 4:17:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:14:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

We will know when Fox News plays “Macho Man” repeatedly.

30/8/2025, 4:06:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck finding one who would get the reference. They are too busy writing copy that allows Trump to both-sides with a lie.

30/8/2025, 3:00:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Incel, Cucked, and Emasculated officers.

30/8/2025, 2:57:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

🤣🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 2:50:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

And then claim victory for shutting it down.

28/8/2025, 1:43:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

So Abe Simpson is president.

27/8/2025, 8:53:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Crackdown on what? Why does the press act as Trump’s mouthpiece?

26/8/2025, 3:23:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brent Toderian (@brenttoderian.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine picking a “businessman” to be your leader, but instead of a great businessman, or even a good one, you pick the absolute worst one…I mean, the laughing stock of his sector (land dev’t), known for many bankruptcies, cheating people, crooked deals, etc. Now imagine letting him be a dictator.

25/8/2025, 11:02:46 PM | 1228 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Oh my! I want this cat.

25/8/2025, 1:24:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

NFL should relocate for a few years and see what happens.

24/8/2025, 4:06:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Welker is as bad as whatshisface she replaced on Meet the Press.

24/8/2025, 1:30:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

US has its own Konstantin Chernenko now.

23/8/2025, 12:20:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do media outlets just accept that these masked people are actual ICE agents?

21/8/2025, 9:40:51 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 7:45:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they really called the confederacy?

21/8/2025, 7:37:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Future Gilead wife.

21/8/2025, 10:54:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Doxx him.

20/8/2025, 5:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a lot of Millennials out there with paranoid, elderly mentalities too.

20/8/2025, 5:31:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, she’s black, that’s why.

20/8/2025, 5:27:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

RFK Jr. is now siccing crazy people after pediatricians.

20/8/2025, 5:25:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Yet that d-bag dictator from El Salvador shows up dressed like the old man in a teen nightclub in Miami.

18/8/2025, 11:32:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

That motherfucker is going to get us all killed just to save his own ass.

18/8/2025, 11:29:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

What are Putin and other Russian leaders saying to Trump and GOP members behind closed doors that, afterward, make Trump and GOP look like they just saw a ghost? What is it? That should be examined because that whole US delegation in Alaska looked like they came out of a funeral.

18/8/2025, 6:32:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they really claim to be that?

18/8/2025, 2:41:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

It amazes me to see nearly every media outlet still both-siding the Zelenskyy meeting in the Oval Office months ago. From what I saw, only one side was shouting and demanding.

17/8/2025, 11:08:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for a trafficking tariff.

17/8/2025, 10:25:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Another reason to despise Pennsylvania.

16/8/2025, 11:45:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

We also need to get the Wendy’s social media team on board.

16/8/2025, 2:01:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

BTW, wasn’t Putin on his death bed a few years ago? Shaking uncontrollably? What was that all about?

16/8/2025, 1:57:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it too far-fetched in this hellscape to think Trump would just straight up surrender the U.S. to Putin in exchange for a few hundred billion dollars? I have visions of breaking news of Trump flying off to Russia while Putin broadcasts a speech to people in his new territory.

16/8/2025, 1:43:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder what instructions Trump got from his master/handler Putin.

16/8/2025, 1:38:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Katy Tur needs to shut up about Trump’s “charming personality.”

15/8/2025, 7:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean another money laundering/sex trafficking building.

14/8/2025, 10:32:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d say harass Cheryl Hines. She seems easy to rattle. Also, reminding her that her husband had a fling and wanted to impregnate another woman would help.

10/8/2025, 12:30:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

She seems like the typical beige basic millennial who pretend they care about a career but in reality can’t wait to put on a Gilead trad wife dress for their Commander. These people are everywhere.

9/8/2025, 11:14:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

True. It reminds me of Hunter Thompson’s idea that a photo of McGovern wearing a Grateful Dead shirt while holding a beer beside a Harley Davidson would’ve garnered more youth support in 1972.

6/8/2025, 1:35:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA congresspeople are sadists and masochists.

5/8/2025, 10:08:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

If you want to be a dictator, you gotta at least have a sound economy to keep people happy. But he’s wrecking that too for some reason that we won’t find out about until decades from now.

2/8/2025, 11:54:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Establishment of the Department of Child Sex Trafficking.

2/8/2025, 11:01:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Schumer is against this … but he will vote for it.

1/8/2025, 3:25:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are we still calling these people ICE agents when they refuse to show their faces and show IDs? That is just another form of normalization.

1/8/2025, 3:24:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what they are all about, right? They think frontier living was peak U.S. living.

31/7/2025, 2:44:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I can totally see this happening.

31/7/2025, 12:39:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Watched the Epstein @netflix.com doc today and I’d never heard before of the possible sexual relationship between him and Les Wexner.

30/7/2025, 8:07:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 4:36:32 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Redbar called this a long time ago.

30/7/2025, 4:27:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

He can use those puffy, blood-filled legs.

30/7/2025, 4:22:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie isn’t the brightest bulb.

30/7/2025, 12:05:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

As others have pointed out, Trump doesn’t pay contractors BUT he knew who an underage staff member at Maraalago was?

30/7/2025, 10:47:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn’t this exactly what the right-wing conspiracy theorists have been saying for 30 years that FEMA was going to do?

28/7/2025, 12:07:51 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Right on! Those incels cosplaying as ICE don’t know what to do.

27/7/2025, 2:40:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, white women and Rust Belt being afraid of WOC being in charge.

25/7/2025, 12:12:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

25/7/2025, 12:10:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump acting like Michael Scott and David Brent rolled into one.

25/7/2025, 12:08:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Cilantro smells just like stink bugs.

21/7/2025, 12:24:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

People will turn on cilantro once they’ve had to deal with stink bugs. They smell exactly like cilantro when they are killed.

21/7/2025, 12:23:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what I want to know. I want to know also how some private school math teacher reaches the level of billionaire financier later on. And we really don’t know if Epstein really was that or if he played some other role.

17/7/2025, 2:14:57 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

That asshole really has those tattoos? What a fucking uber-douche.

17/7/2025, 2:05:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, maybe there is nothing to release that would satisfy MAGA? They are convinced that there is a list of names of everyone they hate. Also, why Bondi doesn’t just concoct a list is strange to me.

17/7/2025, 2:03:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

And where is JD Vance? Is he sitting back just watching to see where this goes? We know JD wants the Oval Office.

17/7/2025, 2:00:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

It’s kinda hard to believe that this many people REALLY BELIEVED that Trump was going to topple some “deep state” and also bring the elites down by releasing something from the Epstein investigation. Like, we are not talking about the lunacy that is MAGA and the Rogansphere.

17/7/2025, 2:00:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

I’d watch tf out of this reality show.

15/7/2025, 9:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Has any journalist done anything about Epstein? Not about the sexual assaults. More about how he accumulated his wealth or if he was, in fact, wealthy. His career trajectory was dubious at best.

15/7/2025, 2:00:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

There’s a defensive feel to this Texas presser. I think we’re jumping to the “recognizing heroes” portion a little fast when there are still missing people out there. No one doubts that first responders did their job. The criticism is aimed at the warnings. And this mayor is being an asshole

9/7/2025, 3:23:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Of course Ted Cruz has to turn this presser into a Senate floor speech and got a little Trump worship in there too.

7/7/2025, 3:16:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah but Bud was a fuck-up proto-slacker, so it wasn’t all rosy.

7/7/2025, 3:05:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically, ever redneck asshole from my hometown is in charge. Khmer Rougenecks.

6/7/2025, 9:18:10 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I forgot all about that guy.

6/7/2025, 9:12:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Texas seems bad at handling severe weather.

6/7/2025, 2:28:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

With a tracheotomy

6/7/2025, 2:21:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it that purple leather skin coupled with the gravel-pit voice that makes him so attractive?

6/7/2025, 2:19:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Has Cheryl Hines been Stepford Wifed yet?

6/7/2025, 2:17:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Y’all still think midterm elections will be allowed?

2/7/2025, 9:11:29 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Tillis would probably win re-election in NC. We aren’t Tennessee … yet.

30/6/2025, 3:13:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet you watch your inbox expecting a thank you from any of the names you dropped. You’re probably expecting them to share their money with you as well.

30/6/2025, 3:09:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

The Confederacy was playing the long game.

29/6/2025, 1:15:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

And then Schumer will vote for it as a gesture toward the reading of the bill

29/6/2025, 1:11:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Hegseth, a man who joined the National Guard because he still thought there was a draft?

29/6/2025, 1:09:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Cheryl Hines apparently has been lobotimized (Kennedy special) and has had her tongue cut out?

29/6/2025, 1:08:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

There won’t be anymore elections in this country. I don’t know why no one is talking about this. Trump will run in 2028 and will “win” a Putin-style election

27/6/2025, 8:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, Gavin, can you get on TV and yell this shit? I don’t know why I see scores of Republican congressmen in front of microphones every day while I barely see any Dems on the attack. That freakazoid muppet La. senator Kennedy mumbles and it gets played all the time.

27/6/2025, 8:20:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Who was this asshole on @msnbc just now saying that today’s ruling had silver linings? No one else agrees with him.

27/6/2025, 8:15:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

@msnbc.com during the day has turned into FoxNews Lite. Then @nicollewallace.bsky.social has to come in and do the heavy lifting and real reporting.

25/6/2025, 2:48:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov shut down Congress until we find out who these “agents” are. Are they actual federal employees or just thugs/incels/proud boys working under the table?

24/6/2025, 2:27:56 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

I love how the whole “Russia is Iran’s ally” thing is just being ignored. I’m sure Iran could get a nuke from Putin or North Korea for a price. Also, this all gives Russia an excuse to start annihilating Ukraine. Hardly anyone is mentioning this.

23/6/2025, 11:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@msnbc really cheerleading this thing just like in the run up to Iraq in 2003.

22/6/2025, 2:09:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly, JD.

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22/6/2025, 11:31:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@msnbc.com get somebody in there this morning to anchor this shitshow.

22/6/2025, 10:55:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hoptimus (@hoptimusprime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

There’s a cottage industry of journalists who try to ascribe motivations to a fantasy version of Trump that isn’t a stupid, malignant narcissist. Maureen Dowd is their queen.

22/6/2025, 9:33:32 AM | 36 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Who are these “ICE agents? Why are they either morbidly obese or rail thin? They all look like Jan. 6 types.

22/6/2025, 1:08:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would they think Harris would’ve led us into a war? Because her pathological lying opponent said he wouldn’t? What a fucking stupid generation.

22/6/2025, 1:02:33 AM | 96 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)

Hey news orgs, stop blurring out faces of ICE agents.

20/6/2025, 1:41:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view