BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE trolled that idiot. Most of the ice agents I’ve seen couldn’t do that nor fit through that pipe.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE trolled that idiot. Most of the ice agents I’ve seen couldn’t do that nor fit through that pipe.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
SKYNET DON’T SURF!
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t see the person speaking 😉
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
The second line through DC is going to epic.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
That Lying In State shit at the Capitol is going to be bananas and full of irony.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I kinda would like to see that. Sunglasses on at the resolute desk. Sean Duffy and Rubio as marionettes
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
We will know when Fox News plays “Macho Man” repeatedly.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Good luck finding one who would get the reference. They are too busy writing copy that allows Trump to both-sides with a lie.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Incel, Cucked, and Emasculated officers.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
🤣🤣🤣
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
And then claim victory for shutting it down.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
So Abe Simpson is president.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Crackdown on what? Why does the press act as Trump’s mouthpiece?
Brent Toderian (@brenttoderian.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine picking a “businessman” to be your leader, but instead of a great businessman, or even a good one, you pick the absolute worst one…I mean, the laughing stock of his sector (land dev’t), known for many bankruptcies, cheating people, crooked deals, etc. Now imagine letting him be a dictator.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Oh my! I want this cat.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
NFL should relocate for a few years and see what happens.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Welker is as bad as whatshisface she replaced on Meet the Press.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
US has its own Konstantin Chernenko now.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do media outlets just accept that these masked people are actual ICE agents?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they really called the confederacy?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Future Gilead wife.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Doxx him.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a lot of Millennials out there with paranoid, elderly mentalities too.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, she’s black, that’s why.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr. is now siccing crazy people after pediatricians.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet that d-bag dictator from El Salvador shows up dressed like the old man in a teen nightclub in Miami.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
That motherfucker is going to get us all killed just to save his own ass.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
What are Putin and other Russian leaders saying to Trump and GOP members behind closed doors that, afterward, make Trump and GOP look like they just saw a ghost? What is it? That should be examined because that whole US delegation in Alaska looked like they came out of a funeral.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they really claim to be that?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
It amazes me to see nearly every media outlet still both-siding the Zelenskyy meeting in the Oval Office months ago. From what I saw, only one side was shouting and demanding.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Time for a trafficking tariff.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Another reason to despise Pennsylvania.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
We also need to get the Wendy’s social media team on board.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
BTW, wasn’t Putin on his death bed a few years ago? Shaking uncontrollably? What was that all about?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it too far-fetched in this hellscape to think Trump would just straight up surrender the U.S. to Putin in exchange for a few hundred billion dollars? I have visions of breaking news of Trump flying off to Russia while Putin broadcasts a speech to people in his new territory.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what instructions Trump got from his master/handler Putin.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Katy Tur needs to shut up about Trump’s “charming personality.”
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean another money laundering/sex trafficking building.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d say harass Cheryl Hines. She seems easy to rattle. Also, reminding her that her husband had a fling and wanted to impregnate another woman would help.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
She seems like the typical beige basic millennial who pretend they care about a career but in reality can’t wait to put on a Gilead trad wife dress for their Commander. These people are everywhere.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
True. It reminds me of Hunter Thompson’s idea that a photo of McGovern wearing a Grateful Dead shirt while holding a beer beside a Harley Davidson would’ve garnered more youth support in 1972.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA congresspeople are sadists and masochists.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
If you want to be a dictator, you gotta at least have a sound economy to keep people happy. But he’s wrecking that too for some reason that we won’t find out about until decades from now.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Establishment of the Department of Child Sex Trafficking.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Schumer is against this … but he will vote for it.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are we still calling these people ICE agents when they refuse to show their faces and show IDs? That is just another form of normalization.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what they are all about, right? They think frontier living was peak U.S. living.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I can totally see this happening.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Watched the Epstein @netflix.com doc today and I’d never heard before of the possible sexual relationship between him and Les Wexner.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Redbar called this a long time ago.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
He can use those puffy, blood-filled legs.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Charlie isn’t the brightest bulb.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
As others have pointed out, Trump doesn’t pay contractors BUT he knew who an underage staff member at Maraalago was?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t this exactly what the right-wing conspiracy theorists have been saying for 30 years that FEMA was going to do?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Right on! Those incels cosplaying as ICE don’t know what to do.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, white women and Rust Belt being afraid of WOC being in charge.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump acting like Michael Scott and David Brent rolled into one.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Cilantro smells just like stink bugs.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
People will turn on cilantro once they’ve had to deal with stink bugs. They smell exactly like cilantro when they are killed.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I want to know. I want to know also how some private school math teacher reaches the level of billionaire financier later on. And we really don’t know if Epstein really was that or if he played some other role.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
That asshole really has those tattoos? What a fucking uber-douche.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, maybe there is nothing to release that would satisfy MAGA? They are convinced that there is a list of names of everyone they hate. Also, why Bondi doesn’t just concoct a list is strange to me.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
And where is JD Vance? Is he sitting back just watching to see where this goes? We know JD wants the Oval Office.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
It’s kinda hard to believe that this many people REALLY BELIEVED that Trump was going to topple some “deep state” and also bring the elites down by releasing something from the Epstein investigation. Like, we are not talking about the lunacy that is MAGA and the Rogansphere.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
I’d watch tf out of this reality show.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Has any journalist done anything about Epstein? Not about the sexual assaults. More about how he accumulated his wealth or if he was, in fact, wealthy. His career trajectory was dubious at best.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
There’s a defensive feel to this Texas presser. I think we’re jumping to the “recognizing heroes” portion a little fast when there are still missing people out there. No one doubts that first responders did their job. The criticism is aimed at the warnings. And this mayor is being an asshole
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Of course Ted Cruz has to turn this presser into a Senate floor speech and got a little Trump worship in there too.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but Bud was a fuck-up proto-slacker, so it wasn’t all rosy.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Basically, ever redneck asshole from my hometown is in charge. Khmer Rougenecks.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot all about that guy.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Texas seems bad at handling severe weather.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
With a tracheotomy
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it that purple leather skin coupled with the gravel-pit voice that makes him so attractive?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Has Cheryl Hines been Stepford Wifed yet?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Y’all still think midterm elections will be allowed?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Tillis would probably win re-election in NC. We aren’t Tennessee … yet.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet you watch your inbox expecting a thank you from any of the names you dropped. You’re probably expecting them to share their money with you as well.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
The Confederacy was playing the long game.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
And then Schumer will vote for it as a gesture toward the reading of the bill
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Hegseth, a man who joined the National Guard because he still thought there was a draft?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheryl Hines apparently has been lobotimized (Kennedy special) and has had her tongue cut out?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
There won’t be anymore elections in this country. I don’t know why no one is talking about this. Trump will run in 2028 and will “win” a Putin-style election
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, Gavin, can you get on TV and yell this shit? I don’t know why I see scores of Republican congressmen in front of microphones every day while I barely see any Dems on the attack. That freakazoid muppet La. senator Kennedy mumbles and it gets played all the time.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Who was this asshole on @msnbc just now saying that today’s ruling had silver linings? No one else agrees with him.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
@msnbc.com during the day has turned into FoxNews Lite. Then @nicollewallace.bsky.social has to come in and do the heavy lifting and real reporting.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov shut down Congress until we find out who these “agents” are. Are they actual federal employees or just thugs/incels/proud boys working under the table?
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
I love how the whole “Russia is Iran’s ally” thing is just being ignored. I’m sure Iran could get a nuke from Putin or North Korea for a price. Also, this all gives Russia an excuse to start annihilating Ukraine. Hardly anyone is mentioning this.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
@msnbc really cheerleading this thing just like in the run up to Iraq in 2003.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
@msnbc.com get somebody in there this morning to anchor this shitshow.
hoptimus (@hoptimusprime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There’s a cottage industry of journalists who try to ascribe motivations to a fantasy version of Trump that isn’t a stupid, malignant narcissist. Maureen Dowd is their queen.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Who are these “ICE agents? Why are they either morbidly obese or rail thin? They all look like Jan. 6 types.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would they think Harris would’ve led us into a war? Because her pathological lying opponent said he wouldn’t? What a fucking stupid generation.
BeachBumer (@joejurney.bsky.social)
Hey news orgs, stop blurring out faces of ICE agents.