Have the Tar Heels tried simply doing their job?
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Have the Tar Heels tried simply doing their job?
Keegan Akin always forgets to buy candy so he hands out zyn pouches and expired sauce packets on Halloween. #KeeganAkinFacts
Keegan Akin doesn't wash his sheets. #KeeganAkinFacts
Some important work being done here. (Marvin Harrison Bader)
These are some touchdown-ass touchdowns
Pitching would have been a lot better if they had been LaNorris Buyers at the deadline
Nobody currently on the Orioles is within six of his 2025 home run total (22).
The 6'3 Sleeper
SAMUEL BASALLO HIT A HOME RUN AND I MISSED IT
Oh okay so LSU doesn't trust Nussmeier at all
FSU storming the field in week one is kinda embarrassing ngl
Aw hell yeah we got a rock fight in Columbus
Pitt/Duquesne, OSU/Texas, Tenn/Cuse, NWern/Tulane, plus Ball St/Purdue on the phone
It's gonna be so fucking funny when they have to interrupt College GameDay to make The Announcement
Kremer looks like ass again tonight and Basallo isn't catching so what's the excuse this time?
Mounty oppo double, yessir
The Troops have lost to Tarleton State, college football is BACK
A 90-loss M's team in the Kingdome though?
Would it make you feel better if I told you there will be expensive, tacky knick knacks available for purchase?
Watching movies
Taking this bad boy out of the archives for the occasion
For an enamel pin that would probably retail for what, $8? $10?
Yeah it's actually embarrassing
Exact same reaction to tractors and other large farm equipment
Hot answers are in your area C L I C K H E R E
The college football quad box on a Thursday has lulled me into a false sense of security. I have thought tomorrow was Sunday for SEVERAL hours.
BABE WAKE UP NEW GRAMATICA JUST DROPPED
I feel better now, thank you
Stay strong, soldier
Does your baseball team make you want to die or are you normal
Are you kidding me with these LIDPs
Tony: hey that sucked actually
Holliday gets out on the bases a LOT for a guy that doesn't get on base a lot
If he goes deep here he has to change his name to Gunnar Henderjackson
Jackson! Jackson! Jackson!
Watching Coby Mayo is rough, man.
AJAX
Colton Cowser is striking out in 33% of his at-bats.
The fuckers hit Gunnar again, huh?
Okay this one was a whiff, clearly
Keegan Akin owns a custom Braxton Bragg jersey. #KeeganAkinFacts
YOU'RE WELCOME
It's really awesome that we keep having our best hitter over the last couple weeks hit in front of Carlson
Good thinking Tony 👍
We will never forget the Vimael Machin era
How do you think I know all these facts?
Oh that's cool! There are simply too many birds for me to keep straight lol
He's like every bad boss, bad teacher, bad coach any of us has ever had. They don't know how to lead, they don't know how to motivate, they don't know how to get the best out of their guys. So the first idea that comes to mind is "maybe if I shit on this person they'll work harder to prove me wrong"
They put the 1989 bird on the pride night giveaway jersey and some other marketing stuff for the 2025 season, so I wouldn't put too much stock in it yet
The ornitho bird has been on the BP hats the last couple years now, and players like it. But I definitely prefer the current cartoon bird and uniforms.
To Kill A Mock-Tuah, am I right kids?
Wait Jurgen's son is on the National Team, that's hilarious
A lot of you are spending too much time obsessing over an engagement and not enough time engaging with our Lord and Savior through prayer and scripture,
Andy Reid officiates the wedding ceremony and about 1/3 of the way through the homily everyone realizes they're in an elaborate State Farm ad
reskeet if you, like me, learned this news from actioncookbook
That's the Nottany Lion, as in there's nottany food left
Tony is really bad at this, exhibit 2,004
Beavers should have hit for Mayo in the 8th.
Fuck
FINALLY
Brayden Kennedy is gonna make SOOOOO much money in pharmaceuticals
This might be the worst movie I've seen in my life
Fell asleep in the 5th and so of course I missed the only save opportunity of the weekend. Keegan Akin brings a full cart through the 12 items or less checkout lane. #KeeganAkinFacts
Can you imagine the service time ramifications if he averaged 3.8 ABs a game instead of 3.1?
Love to score 8 runs and never for a second feel like we were actually gonna win the game
If Sam Basallo hits a ninth inning home run tonight I'll wax my chest
J Jack is good.
Are you fucking kidding?
Is he back?
Gonna be one of THOSE Kremer games
Farmageddon has a bumper crop of fumbles this season
The beautiful game
It's college football time.
Laz is a jackass.
The future is Vimael, is this anything
Correa at least owned what they did. Altuve has not. Zero respect for that little shit.
Tony Mansolino, man. You gotta respect how bad he is at this.
The lefty mostly 1B who's played 20 games at first this season? I think they'd work it out.
I'd go a step further than that. Trade either one you want, and sign Naylor. Need more consistency with the bat and some more vets in the clubhouse.
Nate Bargatze is in the house tonight so it stands to reason that the infield turns into a bunch of jokers
Sammy being bilingual is a huge asset as a catcher, especially now that Ramon Urias is gone and Mateo may be converted to full-time outfielder.
He's so damn cool.
They call him Zachary Knower and not Ball Knower for a reason folks...
Lol
York PA and London, UK, very similar cities as I've always said
And that kinda underscores why doing a similar deal for Adley didn't happen... debuting at 24 is a lot different than doing it at 21.
Spurrier learned the hard way that God only watches the NFL
Yup. I guess I meant whether he feels like his seat is getting warmer as an everyday player.
I wonder what Adley thinks
Figured. Still, this is a Facebook-level take.
Is this here or on Twitter?
I never thought I'd see it.
THE SON OF A BITCH IS ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT
Hurting people hurt people, huh?
Scott Feldman, Nelson Cruz, Tayler Scott, Jesus Sucre, Kevin Millar, Ryan Minor, Fred Lynn, Doug DeCinces, Christian Walker, Aaron Hicks, Jimmy Paredes, Eric Byrnes, Rick Dempsey, John Means, Josh Bell, Kevin Millwood, Miguel Castro, Hyun Soo Kim, Freddy Galvis, Rylan Bannon, Danny Valencia
Lol
And we spotted them six wins!
