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@johannjonsson.bsky.social

Australian hoping the racing people will join the footy and cricket people over here soon enough. I like learning linguistics and prefer watching people fight about the Oxford comma than the collapse of democracy abroad.

created November 11, 2024

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You simply must accept it. What else are you going to do?

27/8/2025, 9:02:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Penny Wong is the worst politician this country has had since Anna Burke (excluding the full-on crazies like that conspiracy independent guy)

8/8/2025, 7:36:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a star

5/8/2025, 2:23:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Test cricket is the best for a reason. #EngvInd

4/8/2025, 10:57:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3) Skankin Carpark Blues 2) Nice day to go to the pub 1) Spin the black circle Excellent list all round

3/8/2025, 4:21:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He thought he was a superstar before he was even drafted. Said he wouldn’t travel if memory serves. Plays like he thinks he can get by without putting in the effort.

2/8/2025, 10:39:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was late to all of these. Couldn’t get through The Wire at all. Sopranos became a chore but I was still invested. Lost lost the plot. I could watch BB and GOT again easily. The Aussie version of Rake is elite until the final season. Oz was brilliant.

1/8/2025, 9:10:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know what a proper revolution looks like in the 21st century but like I said, it’s fascinating.

1/8/2025, 9:00:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dumplings 1, Johann 0

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1/8/2025, 6:04:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re pushing shit uphill, unfortunately. From afar this is an incredible example of what could go wrong and it’s fascinating.

1/8/2025, 5:55:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alex Lloyd at 112 in the Hottest Australian 100 songs countdown. “Should’ve been higher!”

1/8/2025, 1:54:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not American but I have become immune to it. Apparently 77 million of you voted for it and an alarming percentage of those people are quite happy with it.

30/7/2025, 8:28:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“He shooder gawn back to ‘is own country”. Where it’s safer.

29/7/2025, 9:40:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The insider trading is way worse than Watergate. If they were to come out afterwards and said they were seeing how far they could go without losing their fan base they still wouldn’t believe it.

27/7/2025, 1:11:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were all in the top 100

27/7/2025, 1:07:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Late to the party with this but here were mine. A few got in.

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27/7/2025, 12:25:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A combo of favourites and ones I expected to see: 3) Amazing - Alex Lloyd 2) Buy Me a Pony - Spiderbait 1) Rush You - Baby Animals Apologies to Superjesus and Something For Kate

27/7/2025, 12:23:41 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sportsbet had Hilltop Hoods and Veronicas right up the top amongst the favourites. Funny how the money always knows 🤔

27/7/2025, 12:13:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Controversial

26/7/2025, 9:15:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

This voting was a top 10

26/7/2025, 7:54:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Plenty of depth in the field

26/7/2025, 7:54:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thought this would be higher #Hottest100 for the 20th time. #TameImpala

26/7/2025, 7:53:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s on all J stations today

26/7/2025, 5:22:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meant to be all time. Evie was in there and it pre-dates Triple J.

26/7/2025, 5:21:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s already been a cracker of a countdown and plenty more to come!

26/7/2025, 2:54:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will be spending the day listening to the Triple J hottest 100 Australian songs. Berlin Chair ticking us over noon into beer o’clock is some consolation for it coming on way too early.

26/7/2025, 2:02:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Trump is a few months less efficient than Hitler. He’ll be devastated.

21/7/2025, 8:54:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huge win!

20/7/2025, 8:03:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lachie Schultz wildly disputing an umpire decision without consequence just now is a peak example of inconsistency.

20/7/2025, 7:05:20 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruining what could’ve been a good game.

20/7/2025, 6:59:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The umpires are absolutely ruining this game at the G. No idea. #AFLMagpiesDockers

20/7/2025, 6:55:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Ever since the Howard handshake. Probably before that too, but just without my knowledge.

17/7/2025, 1:42:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I was just following orders.” Where have I heard that before, I wonder? 🤔

10/7/2025, 8:22:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s plenty I’ve left on the bench that deserve to be there #Hottest100

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10/7/2025, 10:23:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

I first saw it on a laptop at a friend’s place and didn’t know it was a movie. Got home late at night and there was a life size cardboard cutout of an AFL footballer in the loungeroom, unbeknownst to me. Two unlikely, unrelated events will stick with me forever!

9/7/2025, 3:52:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I’ve still got ‘Assault of the Party Nerds” on VHS if they really want to be shaken.

9/7/2025, 3:49:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus Hitler Christ!

8/7/2025, 9:29:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Profit-motivated centres are replacing most council or community run centres in my area. They will always try to operate with minimal and lowest-paid staff. Anyone that thinks that isn’t the case, or that it will change, is deluded. The only change that will occur will be more meaningless paperwork

8/7/2025, 8:52:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is BUNGI the Bluesky equivalent of TUNGI? (Threads Users Not Getting It)

8/7/2025, 8:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Of all the lies Trump has told I can’t believe this is the first time his followers have felt stupid or betrayed.

8/7/2025, 8:16:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Our local council-run centre was privatised along with many others. If anyone thought their toddler’s “education” was a priority over minimal staff ratios and no preparation time for staff planning I’m sorry that it took a paedo to wake them up from a fairytale.

7/7/2025, 9:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

They are mostly not educators, they are babysitters. To teach kinder you need a degree, to work in childcare you need a Certificate or Diploma. The government proudly extended free care to 3-year-olds so more centres and workers were needed. The centres are for-profit so you get what you get.

7/7/2025, 9:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

At what point do his supporters realise he has as much disdain for them as he does for everyone else?

1/7/2025, 10:17:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Sometimes you see things that are so bad and cringeworthy that you’d think they were satire or an attack to make him look bad. This fella doesn’t need help to come across as a grifter so I should not have doubted my eyes for a moment.

1/7/2025, 8:39:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this AI?

1/7/2025, 5:44:03 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comical

27/6/2025, 4:32:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They veered too far in the wrong direction and to correct it they’ve decided to go even further. They’re unbackable if you’re not a Christian nut job.

27/6/2025, 4:31:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

They were 5 goals up in a prelim at the end of 2023 so that’s not just fixturing and flat-track bullying. The list hasn’t changed that much, besides McKay out and Curnow can’t get a kick.

26/6/2025, 8:38:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Would I trust the intelligence experts or the public? 🤔 What percentage of “the public” are just bots screaming into the abyss?

25/6/2025, 4:24:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t watch it on any streaming service in Australia that I can find.

24/6/2025, 10:34:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most crimes really aren’t that bad if you completely pretend there are no victims. The mushroom lawyer must be struggling.

24/6/2025, 9:09:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we just write a stack of letters and posts to the people in charge? Some protesters near work on Monday got my regular car park closed early and it cost me $45. I don’t know their cause but I’m now against whatever it is.

17/6/2025, 8:40:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Regular people or Americans?

17/6/2025, 8:37:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldn’t they put a roof over the stadium so this doesn’t happen again?

13/6/2025, 11:58:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Australia should not send one more dollar for submarines we’ll never see.

11/6/2025, 8:28:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

They wanted guns to keep a tyrannical government from stepping on them… until a tyrannical government came along and they realised they can’t actually take trained soldiers so they’ll stick to shooting the people at school that didn’t pay enough attention to them.

11/6/2025, 12:56:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

The AFL doesn’t need a team in Tasmania and Tasmania doesn’t want a new stadium so the matter is as good as over.

8/6/2025, 1:01:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s ok, but don’t also complain that there is no AFL team.

7/6/2025, 11:39:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Getting players to turn up and stay in Tassie is going to be a problem before you tell them they are going to the worst facilities in the comp. If you’ve played footy you know that training in the middle of winter is a true test of character anywhere. “It’ll only be for 10 years” isn’t very helpful.

7/6/2025, 11:36:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Genuine questions about the article: Is the roof at the new stadium considerably lower than the one at Docklands? Why wouldn’t music acts go there or what is the current best option for a stadium-sized gig in Tassie?

7/6/2025, 11:30:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Australian football clubs aren’t owned by billionaires, they’re almost exclusively membership based. I believe the Suns are owned by the AFL itself; not sure what the Tassie plan was for ownership/control.

7/6/2025, 11:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, let’s just see what happens. (Hillbillies don’t know where Australia is so we’ll be fine AND we’ll get a cautionary tale)

7/6/2025, 11:16:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Are there people in the world that DON’T think Trump is in the Epstein files? He said himself that there were “very good people” in them and he is the only person he thinks is a very good person.

7/6/2025, 11:02:20 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The generous pension they get is more than thanks enough as far as I’m concerned. I could make an exception if they did something remarkable like get us through a war or definitively make the country a better place. ScoMo is best remembered for usurping his way into the role & a bushfire holiday.

7/6/2025, 10:55:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm

5/6/2025, 3:44:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already know because they post it on Twitter and Threads. They say it’s not their problem. Then they go to church on Sunday and circle-jerk about what good and charitable people they are just for going to church.

31/5/2025, 9:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing solves the earth’s population’s increasing need for scarce resources like letting all the poor people die.

31/5/2025, 12:00:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where does Apple pay taxes anyway?

23/5/2025, 12:17:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I might be going off early but if this game didn’t have a kid in the pre-game entertainment in tears for being hit in the head with a stick it would not register in anyone’s memory ever. #AFLBombersTigers

23/5/2025, 12:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/5/2025, 12:01:12 AM | 284 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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They made a new version with pug dogs. It’s not as good.

22/5/2025, 2:30:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yass! Bravo Ange Postecoglou!

21/5/2025, 9:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cleaver. (If you know, you know)

21/5/2025, 8:24:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people that own them have enough money that they don’t need them to succeed. Their success lies in destabilising trust in mainstream media or spouting their own agenda.

20/5/2025, 8:45:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two Sicily’s would end up fighting each other at every training session.

20/5/2025, 8:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/svSOepHyPvc?...

20/5/2025, 8:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can i pay for tickets with Trumpcoin? 😁 I feel like the looting is still not obvious to some people.

17/5/2025, 10:54:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am looking forward to the next state election to let Labor know that the federal result won’t help the state outcome.

17/5/2025, 10:42:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One person’s levy can’t be $25k to begin with surely?

17/5/2025, 10:02:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

I appreciate your updates but somehow I’ve missed what the Essential Services Tax is altogether.

17/5/2025, 9:03:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There should be some emphasis invoked that citizens are allowed to not be cunts too.

17/5/2025, 8:14:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet no-one seems to be totally embarrassed.

17/5/2025, 7:51:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The president of a country is posting things on social media that you would scold your 13 year old daughter for posting. There might even be a meeting with the parents and a school counsellor to educate the child.

16/5/2025, 9:38:13 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Johann (@johannjonsson.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, THAT is the reason it should be rejected? Can’t think of any others? 🤔

16/5/2025, 7:13:00 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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3- El Scorcho 2- Lithium 1- Apartment

14/5/2025, 9:06:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3- to her door 2- message to my girl 1- Lithium

12/5/2025, 10:13:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are living on a different planet these days. He must be just pushing the limits to see who will remain loyal. There is no other explanation besides him taking the piss.

12/5/2025, 8:25:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s beautiful that he can still do old school bribery in addition to the modern fandangle stuff.

11/5/2025, 10:07:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fantastic game of footy #AFLSunsDogs

10/5/2025, 12:21:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only people that don’t compare this activity to the worst regimes in history don’t know anything about the worst regimes in history.

10/5/2025, 11:19:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If we send one more dollar for a submarine we’ll never see we should call an emergency election.

10/5/2025, 11:02:16 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve learned about the best of the best that they have to settle for someone or go solo if they wait for what they deserve.

10/5/2025, 9:10:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There will be rules about cheap shots named after Sicily.

10/5/2025, 9:08:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Superb! I got 7.

8/5/2025, 10:13:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Makes sense because he’ll need to rely on the military when the people wake up and rise up to overthrow him.

4/5/2025, 1:23:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The crossover between actual christians and republicans is hilarious to watch from abroad. The hypocrisy is off the charts. Like different planets.

3/5/2025, 5:50:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only this excellent call didn’t make the CFMEU less blatantly corrupt.

3/5/2025, 5:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In and under? Fence him? Could be ‘Shirt-front’ that someone else wrote already.

1/5/2025, 10:04:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve missed the meaning of #BinNight. Are we taking out the trash?

1/5/2025, 3:51:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chemical Imbalance by The Porkers

30/4/2025, 8:30:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view