Allen Dell (@urgeoverkill.bsky.social) reposted
Poodle whisperer. Happy and lucky husband and dad. Anti-nazi. Anti-fascist. Anti-racist. Recovering-Calvinist. Humanist. Oft posting as John Calvin, the world's best "JC"! (NOTE: parody account - John Calvin the theologian died in 1564, ok?)
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Even bigotry against genocidal maniacs who demand total servitude and love upon threat of eternal damnation? Against such tyranny it would be good if more of us were intolerant to the inherent hate and racist aggression against so many who have suffered under the church's "tender mercies", no?
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Is she wrong?
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Christianity in a nutshell. And Calvinists are nuts.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
If it doesn't wake up in the morning it will not just be a "good night"... It will be a "great" night! It will be the bigliest "Make America great again night like you have never seen" night. Now I lay me down to sleep I hope that Orange Shit can't make a peep...
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Oh... don't be such a tease!
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Very good question. Why isn't the name of the would-be-assassin on everyone's lips? I don't think I know his name either....
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no God. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may…
Pegs (@pegoidal.bsky.social) reposted
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Everything he says..... trash.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
It's the same thing as what happened in Poland when the Nazis came. Some Poles turned on their own people.. "It'll never happen to me..." and the rat-instinct to step on others to keep your head above the water in the flood that was coming was set off...
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Never even been in a Cracker Barrel. Now I know I never will... Does the food resemble the tone and color and flatness of the sign?
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 (@peipolitical.bsky.social) reposted
The Ontario facility, which bottles Crown Royal products, closes in Feb in a move to improve its North American supply chain. Bottling for the U.S. market moves stateside. When Canada is being attacked, you don’t move your plant to the US and leave a whole Canadian town unemployed. #cdnpoli
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL! You are right, and I am clearly wrong. Thanks for the info. I'll take the snark comments and deservedly so. But, I would also add that the current president's speech is nothing like, "Ask not what your country can do for you but ask what can you do for your country!..."
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Carney has the potential to be one of the greatest Prime Ministers we have ever had.
highonetwo.bsky.social (@highonetwo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Not quite the "Four score and twenty years ago..." speech... but this is America today, in the shell of a nut.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
After it is dead, we hope that a new American curriculum for junior and senior high schools will have mandatory overseas study abroad programs. It would make our whole world much safer.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
More good reason for strong border patrol on the Canadian and Mexican borders. Also, Americans flying overseas ought to be required to show proof of vaccination before being allowed out of the airports.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Don’t look away
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Dump it all.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
The end result is the same. Death. Death. Further death. America- you can keep it.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Upon further reflection of the most recent school-shooting atrocity in America.... it's so very good not to live there. And we should continue boycotting them forever for being so reckless with all human life - in every context, and every case. Do not believe any of their nonsense... Goodbye.
Kathleen Westergaard 🇨🇦 MSW, RSW (@kathleenwester.bsky.social) reposted
🇨🇦 We are working our way out of our dysfunctional, abusive relationship with our former partner, the #USA. We've gotten through the shock & embarrassment stage and are moving into the plan execution & new partnership creating stage. Luckily, #America is too dumb to notice that we're gone 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
By the beard of John Calvin, Gavin Newsom has beautiful ankles.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Ron has a point.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
But... it IS who you are. This is America. This is all you guys. You let it happen. America- land of RIGHTS and no responsibilities... America - you can keep it.
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 (@peipolitical.bsky.social) reposted
Concert outside the White House! #cdnpoli
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s called being a Canadian.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
It's just a matter of time. No one will notice when Skynet takes over the Vatican.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
My love will go on... and on... and on....
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
You know what can get you "high"? The HOLY SCRIPTURE can give you that ever-lovin'-Jesus-praisin' high! Wooo hooo!!! It's the high that never brings you down... well, unless you are a woman, black, or gay, or unliked.. then ... well, you deserve punishment for being such a terrilbe sinner.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
It's time to blast off with some blasphemy! Release the memes! "Blasphemy" a "real crime" ... much like phrenology is a real science and a "heretic" is a real criminal....
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
But I do agree... that as much explanation as possible is always wanted. Canadians don't need slogans. Explanations will suffice.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Whether you are a business person or a lawyer doesn't matter. Carney is a better choice because he will cooperate and play nice with others - even Ford! And PP is just a political hack... and is without real-world experience or a desire to aquire any.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a vile collection of justifications for barbarism against women and children. Old Testament genocides and New Testament fantasy fiction. Empty the pew. Embrace science and humanism.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
A bit after the 60's I'm afraid. But this noisy album is track after track of social prophesy for America.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
There has been some terrible disorganization on the side of the Dems. No offense, but Hilary was a dead duck before she even started - and the position of extreme entitlement gave her permission to steal the nomination out from under Sanders. That was the biggest nail in the coffin...
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A95y...
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Let them get mad. All the facts are on your side. War on drugs. Iran-Contra scandal. The US trafficking in cocaine... please, don't tell us how great Reagan's government was... pure fiction.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
This is dead-on. The Reagan "war on drugs" was, and is, a "war on the poor blacks of America". The de-regulation of news broadcasts and the loopholes galore for corporations are all traced to Reagan. Let's not forget Nicaragua and El Salvador while we are at it.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet religion is the permission slip needed for much atrocity. Remove the drug of religion and humans are much less likely to kill.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
The unbelievable thing is that people believe that REPUBLICANS know more about: money and business education military and self-defense freedom of speech police and military more than anyone else. Yet, the track record is the complete opposite. Nothing "woke" about facts.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
You may doze if you like... for Canadians we are just north of your chaotic border... watching a house on fire. Sleep if you wish, but if I were you... I might do things different. But then again, that's just me.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh.. I am a nut. And some things you get right, and some things you get wrong. Maybe this is not your experience?
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, but also let's not imagine that being a Prime Minister is like being an American president. The power structure is different and strategies need much more cooperation in our system than in the tyrant's schemes we see to the south. Carney is the best choice we have at this time. Let's see.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
When has THE HILL ever been a reliable source of information? Facile, superstitious, medieval, wretched lap-dogs slurping at the mottled orange teat provided them, they are a vile gang of idiots. You might as well watch Fox or CNN... or get a lobotomy.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha... no it won't. Have you SEEN the wave of zippy Gen-Z zipperheads who celebrate mass deportations and are angry white boy chuckleheads listening to Joe Rogan in their basements? If women and black people and Latino people vote in their better interests THAT may be a start.... but doubtful.....
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
HRC is as effective as a rock in a shoe. Maybe you like her politics. I don't. Kamala is 1000% better than HRC. America's hate of black people, either overtly stated or just under the surface, is skin cancer that goes to the bone. It would be nice, out of all your millions, you choose better.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
There is wisdom here... if you don't feed IT... IT will wither and die. Fox News. CNN. WaPo. Tesla. Boycott them all into oblivion.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Joe Rogan is disqualified from meaningful contribution to public discussion about serious issues. Just like Hilary Clinton. The moment Joe endorsed Orange Pustule and Hilary talked about "super predators"... out and out! Idiots both.
Geoffrey P Johnston😎🇨🇦🇺🇦 (@geoffypjohnston.bsky.social) reposted
www.reuters.com/world/americ... Canadian Prime Minister Carney arrives in Kyiv | Reuters
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Let us bow our heads and pray for leprosy.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet, her "testimony" is "believable" enough to create a "she-said vs. they-said" narrative..... a fetid slop of revolting lies that is lapped up by MAGA pigs. America... you can keep it. Boycott forever.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
He "gave his free will and intellect away" in their parking lot... Yes, so much to celebrate here... HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... wheeze..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHH AHHAHAHAH ... snort snort..... ahahhahAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHH ahhahhaaaaaaaaa...... ha!
Talia Lavin (@swordsjew.bsky.social) reposted
In recognition of James Dobson's all too delayed death, we republished an account of his legacy -- a three part series about evangelical child abuse, a culture Dobson disseminated and propagandized. buttondown.com/theswordandt...
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
An excellent, albeit long, read. Religion makes normally good people do terribly wicked things.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Pray for leprosy.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
What is a "clean criminal record"? Does that mean "NO criminal record"? Wording is important... Calling someone a non-criminal is not the same as saying someone is "blameless". Disassociate the term "criminal" and apply is where is belongs. Trump is a child-rapist. See? Easy.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Substantial list of articles….
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 (@peipolitical.bsky.social) reposted
Statement by Heather McPherson, NDP Foreign Affairs Critic, on reports that 150 Canadians have been held by ICE this year. #cdnpoli heathermcpherson.ndp.ca/news/stateme...
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Democracy’s arsonist.
Bradley Whitford (@bradleywhitford.bsky.social) reposted
If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.
Barry (@barryp13.bsky.social) reposted
I hereby request FIFA to remove all World Cup matches from the United States.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Carry on and fuck off PP
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
It's time to celebrate! A true fucking idiot of the first-order is now rotting in a box. There is no heaven, you slug. Let's hope this is the first of "good things that happen in threes".
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
(Morgan Freeman Voice) But they did not wake the fuck up. They were just frozen, standing around in Walmart parking lots, blinking their eyes, unsure of what next to do. And yet the pudgy masked bullies of junior high school nightmares brandished their guns and chanted, "own the libs". And they did.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
America... you just keep on being... America. Go gurl!
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don’t you just keep the money from now on?
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
He might as well call himself "David Bowie".
Divider Decider👩🏻⚖️🌊⚖️(Let me officiate) (@dividerdecider.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Uniter Do we need an FBI Hostage Negotiator to get Trump to Release the Epstein Files? Cartoon: @newyorker.com’s @adamdthompson.bsky.social
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Another day ... another missing joyous obituary. Better luck tomorrow.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Best Canadian product ever. Live long and be Canadian.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
BOYCOTT America forever... and then after that another century or so... Let's do as much trade as humanly possible with Europe, Mexico, Brazil, Japan, and even China.... Do not buy American crap.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
This is FUCKING outrageous! The Americans may decide to cage eachother up like goddamn animals, but this is NOT the Canadian way. BOYCOTT FOREVER.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
We call this piece of art, "Thirsty Ivanka... Rahrrrr!"
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's hope they sue eachother into oblivion.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don't you just stop doing that? Become your own country... that's a good idea. You can call this new country, AMERICALIDOTIOUS.... love it.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Better said that anything I could whip up.
OMG.WTF 🇦🇺 (@amsickofpollies.bsky.social) reposted
Another cartoon for my non existent book: “The Trump Experiment - A Study of Failure”
Winnowing (@morganafare.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I’ve posted this to adnauseam…..this has always been his goal…made possible by a corrupt SCOTUS…folks implied I was overreacting….
CydneyHelen🌻 (@cydneyhelen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
You can almost read their thoughts, "When this meeting is over we will have the real meeting in Europe. Then we will see who is who, you sagging orange pile of human excrement.."
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing! It's like he actually DESERVES to be an asssassin and mass-murderer... Well, sure. Just look at what a smoothie this guy is... wow, he really is a legend. And we love legends! Gosh.. I wonder who he is going to murder next? I'm so excited.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social) reply parent
If America thinks that EU leaders have no self-respect or pride, you are nuts. Unlike you, other people sit quietly, listen to all your shit, and then meet together - to talk, and plan... You won't see it coming because you will be too blinded by all the bling of the oval office. The other shoe.
🇨🇦John Calvin - Earth's Best JC! (@johncalvinbestjc.bsky.social)
Hilarious photos now of the orange pustule behind his big desk and European leaders sitting on little chairs in front of him - like a visit to the principal's office. America- expect a response that comes later in the forms of new economic alliances, quiet boycotts, and the world eroding the USA.