Is she... Is she talking about her own magazine?
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Is she... Is she talking about her own magazine?
This sounds like a problem for the free market. Germany is just sad that copper is expensive.
The AI diagnoses heart disease 3x more than humans, and is wrong 2 out of 3 times. The information isn't quite there, but it looks like a human is the gold standard.
Maybe the Newfoundland Quebec border could be settled with hockey sticks, similar to the Chinese/Indian border. www.cnn.com/2022/12/14/a...
You are a monster!
Elven Princess Cassie + awkward Nerd Alex was such an awesome geek dream.
Fabian Everyman is Mary Sue.
And a new couch
Vance is designing new business cards and picking out drapes.
The definitive signal will be a black latex couch moving into the oval office.
There is no mechanism for the democrats to do anything under the 25th amendment. It's all up to the cabinet, unless congress passes additional laws, which isn't happening. He could be in a coma on TV and the cabinet could maintain the status quo forever.
Suppose he was 90% dead yesterday. He hasn't done his favorite ranty thing on video for another day, so is he 91% dead now? Join my countdown.
And, obviously, his pants are always on fire, whether he is wearing them or not.
There is a reason politicians don't discuss hypotheticals.
We're all impressed with her self-reliance, people skills, and entrepreneurial enterprise.
So, he's definitely not dead then. Without that statement about his music selection, I definitely would have been wondering.
I was growing dandelions in pots in my house for a while. They are freakishly easy to start from seeds, but if you overwater dandelions, they die. At least, if I overwater dandelions, they die.
She's going to show up in the police report as "Scantily clad woman. Name unknown to Mr Giuliani. "
"Be sure to bring up 911. Everyone love Rudy and 911."
Maybe he isn't 100% dead, but we could be having a discussion about how dead he is. 90%?
Remember, you can hide chalk inside of the barrel of a 50 caliber sniper rifle. If they can't find the chalk, there is no evidence of a crime.
Crime free neighborhood, but lots of murder, armed robbery, and the like. Yeah, not for me.
The "exposure sources" section says that arsenic kills 43,000 people per year just in Bangladesh. I suggest that arsenic stuffs radiation into the trash can. www.healthandenvironment.org/resources/en....
After we were all praying that he was dead? Yes, this unfortunate proof of life was news.
Tea is radically cheaper...
Then, JD Vance, wanting to see exactly what happened, becomes tangled in the Trump crushing machine and ... Meanwhile, Mike Johnson, rushing to his new job, is flattened by an oil truck driven by an inattentive driver. A proud genii wanders off, 3 wishes beautifully executed.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_....
What if, hear me out, the White Working Class Britons being failed by the educational system, are dumbfucks?
But this is your circus. Those are your monkeys.
I already had an Epstein-Barr relapse which incapacitated me for 6-8 weeks. I could barely move. This is a known Covid side effect, and many many people have Epstein Barr lurking in their blood waiting for Covid to wipe their immunity memory.
Too many political posts.
Exclamation marks all the way?!?!
Arrested for suspicion of Felony Intent to Color a crosswalk with Chalk. With an enhancement, such as non-authorized pronouns, this could be a capital crime.
Does no one read Neal Asher? I mean, the crabs don't eat planets, but they are giant, and do eat everyone on planets. Doesn't that count?
Trump already has a double body
Welcome to Krispy Kreme! Left or right?
I was expecting to see kids at the zoo, just not outside where they could bite someone.
Store it shrink wrapped. Use it once.
Yeah I'm back on "He's Definitely Dead And They're Covering It Up."
After the commercial, her focus groups showed Swifties as a major opportunity for increasing her being hated quotient. Steven Miller was also a viable option, hateswise, but, ick. Just ick.
They tried skulls, but skulls are so bumpy. They tried grinding the skulls so the road was smooth, but nobody could tell, so what was the point. It turns out that good intentions can be used to justify just about anything, so it's a flexible material for metaphorical spaces.
Techniques pioneered in China.
100% defunding of the secret service would be nice. Obvs in addition to ICE. Take away Trump's control of Natl Guard. Kill all the presidential emergency powers. Killing funding for the whole executive branch is a lot, but certainly anyone who works in the whote House. What a dream.
Tolkein (like everyone else) learned his Norse mythology in Iceland. Perhaps the dwarves paid him to rewrite in their favor. They had the money. It's only surprising that the Tolkein dwarves didn't emerge as lesser Maiar.
Yet here VP Vance stands, Donald's bootlicker
Fyck fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK! tribune.com.pk/story/256413...
In Tolkein, orcs and goblins are the same, and both are basically elves with bad posture. Are you sure that you haven't been watching elf-sponsored revisionist genealogy?
My beard is usually referred to as "spines", or "prickers", but I'm probably not giving it enough time to be a pendulous fibrous growth. I do worry about a hypothetical intermediate "neck mold" phase.
No need to wait until the host body dies.
Is it like a shirts vs skins thing?
Why do goblins shave?
People are talking about Trump being dead, but I don't see anyone dancing in the street, so obviously it hasn't been confirmed. Nobody wants to dance prematurely.
The punchline, at the end, is that money laundering is not a crime under the Trump administration (unless he hates you personally). Also, Nevada give out parking tickets for major casino crimes. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
We can't try these cigarettes, but if we find a loaded ashtray, fill it with Listerine Classic, and gargle, we could be close. It's for science.
Cigarettes give you bad breath. Listerine gives you industrial cleanser breath. Listerine cigarettes give you bad industrial cleanser breath. Who wouldn't want that?
With great power comes a desperate need to scroll.
If you were in the US, you'd be under a dogpile of thumb control activists by now. (I am pro gun control. Gun control activists are the best. I am just making a joke about something that isn't guns. Please don't dogpile me.)
Trump could be in jail, but Stace Fiction has a social media addiction. Great. Thanks a lot bluesky.
Geoffrey: It's Deoffrey Leopoardfrey
Vaccines: I had Epstein-Barr reactivated by Covid. It turns out EB is serious when you are over 60. I had a temperature around 102 after Ibuprofen/Tylenol and could barely move for 6 weeks. Yet, I don't qualify for a booster.
The problem with this is that you are using a volume based scale, but normal humans read this as an area scale*, and misjudge the lie factor by about x^-3, which is a big number for Trump: approaching 100x by now. *I had the citation in 1994
This is why we leave a "Do Not Disturb" sign on our coffin during the day, when we are sleeping.
McAllister's thugs were making noise inside the library. Sh-ing didn't work. The issue was escalated. The library working environment was at stake.
Librarians are more like snipers in the war on ignorance. If someone shows up in the library needing to eliminate a specific bit of ignorance, the librarian puts the correct book right through the center. @colemanridge.bsky.social
The librarians in Gunpowder Milkshake had good attitude. They made sure their client left with good books, and they understood the importance of reading.
So, instead of springs, more mass. If we have a fixed power budget, then energy requirements will limit our BPM (Billionaires Per Minute) metric. We also want to minimize our carbon footprint.
So, I'm an engineer tasked to build an AI which will maximize shareholder value in this role. print("denied"); My bad deed for the day is done. Now I can kick back and relax.
We are already 2 weeks into Weekend at Bernies. They are just going to run deep fakes and puppetry with the embalmed corpse for the next 3 years.
All any of the survivors will know is that this period is called "The Jackpot", that almost everyone died, and that it probably sucked to be here for it.
Make a book better by adding Stephen King's to the title.: Stephen King's One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
James Cameron has a net worth around $800M... So sad he can't afford to make movies.
I don't know. It was a perfect pitch which allowed the mayor to hit a home run.
I was going to lubricate the working surfaces with a hard non-sticky wax, but now I'm thinking the blade should be mounted on polished stainless steel tracks with skate bearings. It should very nearly achieve freefall. I'm also thinking about springs. Dvdt is so important.
How hard would it be to maneuver him into fulfilling his pledge?
I just love how Mark Texeira doesn't stand for anything in particular, he's just on the bandwagon with some movements, whatever they want to do. Maximum tribalism. Minimum thought.
I'm going to need more varnish
Love to eat them sailors Sailors is what I love to eat Bite they little heads off Nibble on their tiny feet
Is this property suitable for supporting large underground pot farms? Just wondering how I'm going to fix the roof.
"opportunity to restore" 😱😱😱
I saw Colette Kress in action at Nvidia. She is competence personified. So, the incompetents weren't Colette. I don't know why she said that out loud, but Colette doesnt go off script.
If Trump died while I was in charge, I'd have people put extensions on the flagpoles so we could fly the flags a little higher.
Obviously billionaires are richer than we are because they contributed more to our great society. It's only fair that the more they contribute, the less they pay. If you'll excuse me, I have to put another coat of varnish on my guillotine.
I know Trav and Tay will be thrilled to hear that I think that they seem like a sweet couple.
Tom Clancy's Bible
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
CDC sets vaccine guidelines. Separate from approval. www.cdc.gov/covid/vaccin...
Understandable. You live upstairs from a heavily armed meth lab, staffed by unpredictable meth heads. It would be safer to have a deterrent.
Our threat to annex their country must be figuring in their thoughts as well. You don't buy an F35 unless you believe in the after sales support.
It's all in the article, but the hydraulics for the landing gear were full of ice. After some touch downs to try to bump start the landing gear, the plane decided that it was on the ground and became uncontrollable. I love me a plane with sophisticated software. 🙄
Salting a deli weapon should be felonious.
If the guy had thrown a ham sandwich, Perrino could have indicted him. Unfortunately for her, salami is not ham.
Anywhere anyone ever even thought of biting her got spikes!
This dinosaur looks like it would be walking around with a lot of other dinosaurs impaled on its spikes. "Whoops, my bad, sorry."
There should be a voice that says "drip" every 5 to 30 seconds, randomly.
Some of you have never faced 30 to 50 feral kindergartners, and it shows.
What if the government was your psychotic drunk parole officer on meth?
Its hurting a Danish company. Maybe if Denmark gives us Greenland, we let them put up wind turbines.
Herschel says it all. He's trans, and he wanted a mans name that reminded him that he used to be a woman. Uncle Herschel: a trans mascot for the southern trans man.
We're executing on Soviet 5 year plans from the 50s. Trump is trying to eradicate anachronisms like solar power and effective medicine.
