If things don’t work out, my backup plan is undertaker or ostrich farmer…
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A simile is a type of metaphor. And also, yep. Scientifically illiterate, just like bombing for peace! 👍
Sometimes, things are popular because they’re just great! Overused or not, it hits the nail on the head!
“Won’t be a long drawn out thing” but will look to “permanently dismantle it over the coming YEARS”. What the actually fuck shit-for-brains?
“Like fucking for virginity” is still the best metaphor.
Bernie could be 110 and on life support and be 1000 times better at ruling the USA than the felon.
At this point, we should be excited to hear that there is an American mole in the White House. Unfortunately, I’m not sure there is.
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He is so much a criminal, that even his skin is orange. I just now saw the connection.
The ONLY thing that could make what he said okay, is if by “homegrown” he means his children.
The politicians that start the war should be the first in the line of battle. No ifs, ands, or buts about it!
So are quantum physics and quantum mechanics the same thing? Cause they’re being used here interchangeably…
Oh it’s a blip alright…
What the actually fuck? Can RFK take a few VERY deep breaths of this stuff, you know, to prove nothing will happen?
OVERTHROW THIS REGIEM! What is the second amendment for people!?!? This is literally the reason. Enough is enough.
Who is this woman? She should lead the resistance 😂
Very valid point.
Further proof that it’s all a show!! The frump admin has a very small number of supporters compared to the resistance. Keep up the fight everyone! ❤️
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She does not. None of them do because that would require them to think.
“Verbally spit on” means what exactly?
The buttons on her nipples though! (Not to distract from the atrociousness what just happened)
Being called woke is synonymous to being called an abolitionist, a hippie, etc. in the respective era…
Beautiful and beautifully said ❤️
China, if you have any more of those viruses in store, maybe now would be the time? Like maybe we avoided all this the first time around because of COVID… 🤯
“Shut up white man” Basically the only phrase anyone needs to be saying right now
It’s always the small, insecure men.
Why are they all so afraid of healthy sexuality? That’s the biggest sin but like, eeeeverything else is free game?
You can easily tell which politicians can be bought right now. The ones speaking up are not for sale! Thanks Bernie ❤️
This is the reason he caused J6. He knows KH has standards and morals and it would seem “petty” if the dems did what the reps did on J6, even if there was reason and PROOF. Its all part of their sick plan. The election was stolen and frump has admitted it, felon had admitted it.
Although I dont know how long it was posted, it really isn’t that many likes. Half are surely bots and he is the POTUS so those number would be way higher if anyone actually supported him. I think its a giveaway that he is losing what little support he did have… (one can hope at least)
Anyone know which McDonalds he frequents? And by that I mean, McDonalds worker making his burgers, it’s your time to truly shine! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Sadly, if you’re a white man, being sane and qualified are just nice-to-haves.
I have never been more glad that I “re-immigrated” to Europe, and never been more scared for the USA I knew.
When will the USA see this man for the hero he is? He should have been president decades ago.
100% no covid era anti vaxers will see this.
This is why we are pro-choice.
You just described every Christian in politics.
Lol he is ghosting the white house like he ghosts his baby-mammas.
There is a “stooping-to-their-level” aspect of it. To which I can only say, if we’re going to stoop, let’s go all the way down and start raiding yacht parties with civilians dressed in ICE uniforms and arrest every billionaire we can get our hands on. Then deport them.
There is definitely a moral component! That being, that it is completely immoral.
Wait, did they choose a new pope?
If I was better at photoshop, AI, or both, I would break the internet with a picture of Trump with his natural skin color. Naked-baby-mouse-pink, like the edges of his eyes. The whole world would then know why he chooses to be orange.
The accuracy…
This is applicable to so many facets of life.
Awesome.
This guy is giving strong Miller vibes.
Voting for him is one thing, but letting him stay in power? Now THAT is the problem.
White people should learn about their privilege and systematic racism or it will never change! Ohhh, now I get it…
Is there a term for a white person who is ashamed to be white, without wanting to appropriate another ethnicity? Like a white flag (poor example) to surrender to the fact that I know I have no idea what it’s like to not have the privilege I have? Entering a conversation like ‘🏳️ have you tried xyz’
I love that she went after your eyebrows, because they are beautiful. Just proof that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you and per usual, the bully is/has the problem.
For the ladies that haven’t gotten the memo… #ftp
The best thing about this picture: THE FLAG IS NOT STRAIGHT!
Don’t think anyone wished for that, but Taco could just as easily make that exact thing happen… It’s not optimistic to think no one will die as a result of mass deportations to work-camp prisons, extreme poverty due to inflation, and illness due to a failing healthcare system. It’s naïve.
Lol if this isn’t #flatearthfuel then I don’t know what is..
Wait, you mean rfkj HASN’T come out to say we should not warn or protect against salmonella? It’s just a bacterial infection right? And like, your body builds immunity once you’ve had it. Even 100% immunity if you die from it.
Upon first looking at this picture, i wondered why a snow-person was laying over the roof, legs dangling.
Not just for him, but everyone who aided him too. At the very least his whole family!
The way AI thinks people hold tacos has me unwell.
At this point the best we can hope for is that someone keeps hacking these phones and tells this dipshits what to do. Anything is better that what they’re administration wants them to do.
Homophobic men are homosexual. They aren’t at peace with that or can’t live their truth and that’s where the hate for gays comes from. Thank you for attending my TED talk.
For sure offering them to the rainbow beast! 🥳 These people 😂 get over yourselves. If you feel threatened by a bearded man wearing lipstick, drag queens, gender discussions, or ANY idea different from your own, you have no place in politics or government. Do it no harm, so mote it be ✌️
Further suggestions: -Tequila MAGAot shot (like a tequila worm shot, but you do a line a of coke after) -The Trump burrito, tiny and limp, covered in cheeto dust -Mexican spaghetti, because appropriation is everything *all employees must be illegal immigrants because thats just how trump rolls*
It is only now that I realize how great all the no-one-remembers-his name-or-which-number-he-was presidents were…
But if there was to be a presidential assassination during this administration… would they be a patriot? 😅
DEPORT THEM ALL!
Also, if any of these guys were shot or “accidentally” killed, doubt any of those officers would still have a badge.
There is nothing about this that doesn’t sound like a PLANNED TERRORIST ATTACK. By equipment you mean weapons right bud? Tell me if they were all black they would have been treated the same way. Tell me if they were headed to a Christian event, they’d face the same consequences.
Bernie just gets it mannn.
Please god let his spray tan “artist” be the 8th.
Life is a gift. On that note, ladies, I propose no gifts until frump is out of office!
Children have the most insightful minds. Only to be mushed by small-minded adults… But super cool of the principal! Speaks for their position I’d say 😄
Exactly! I always imagine a cell in my body containing a universe just like ours and think “that’s ridiculous, why would something in my cell build a pizza oven or put makeup on?”….
You all say pagan like it’s a bad thing. 😂 If all the Christians were instead Pagan, the world would be a MUUUCH better place.
Paganism? As in an honest belief system? 😬✌️
I wish you were president. I wish you were president. I wish you were president. *clicks heels three times*
A few observations and a question: Bet they all got their drumming instruction at a PUBLIC school. They must be terrified of women. What about them makes them NOT a threat to national security, if they “blame America”?
One fool will make all the people fools if they don’t stand against him.
Emotionally immature donny is sad he has literally no friends and can’t even pay an artist to preform for him. The ONLY person desperate enough was Billy Ray and even he couldn’t do it sober.
Me: “Why don’t we just burn down all the remaining plantations?” Also me: “oh god, are slavery deniers a thing?!” Fun times.
#mochrie2028 it is!
No one. Literally NO ONE noticed.
Just gonna leave this here.
This is where we all hope the deregulation and defunding bites Frump in the ass… it’s a Boeing, maybe, you know….
This post implies people are surprised to find out he didn’t actually EARN his degree…
Can someone book him a flight and see him out? Thx.
I like your words.
An American pope?! How many times did this man look the other way while men of power in the church mis-used their position in the church to sexually abuse CHILDREN? My guess is one time too many.
I like the word conclave and would like to have one. I have a top secret issue to discuss and we could let some smoke out afterwards too. Any takers?
Help me out law folks… is pleading stupidity actually a defense? Surely not, because that would make him untouchable…
But then who will do all the slavelabor in prison and make his chumps all that money?
You have the moral compass of a goddess, but please be petty with the GOP and Mango Mussolini when you are POTUS. #AOC2028
Half of these words are too big for him to even know what he said.
Go get um girl!
Oh I think they are, they’re just going for the non-Americans first.