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JoyousPanther

@joyouspanther.bsky.social

Likes to discuss food, the NBA, art, etc. Secretly doing important work that I won't discuss on here. I have opinions!

created August 24, 2023

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary

2/9/2025, 1:45:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He might not be dead but I can still take pleasure in knowing they are propping him up at great pain to pretend he didn’t have a stroke or whatever.

1/9/2025, 11:18:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s repeatedly said that Trump is all there.

1/9/2025, 10:08:46 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NYT: Why we need to rally behind President Trump in his time of ill health.

1/9/2025, 10:05:03 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Nate Silver says Bluesky three times into the mirror of a dark bathroom a 38 year old guy will appear and make fun of his hair.

1/9/2025, 9:57:45 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people collective killed hundreds of thousands of additional Americans and their big complaint was that they were inconvenienced.

1/9/2025, 9:56:09 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just two more seconds Mr President. [collapses with a dozen nurses rushing in]

1/9/2025, 5:12:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Formerly Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles (@bwprowl.bsky.social) reposted

1/9/2025, 5:00:43 PM | 120 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately there are no right wing shit stirrers making up health scares about Trump so they have nothing to run.

1/9/2025, 4:29:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope he feels as bad as he looks.

1/9/2025, 4:24:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

It's really funny to steal valor and then have it come out that you were literally diverting aid from the victim you said you were helping

1/9/2025, 4:16:58 PM | 351 77 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of those crybabies spent the previous all of their lives berating liberals that they would not have survived the shared sacrifices of the WW2 generation.

1/9/2025, 3:54:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy crying about not being able to buy mulch like one week in was illuminating.

1/9/2025, 3:50:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was told there were no differences between the parties on this and Trump might actually be better.

1/9/2025, 12:43:38 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Living Color probably had a great British food skit.

1/9/2025, 12:28:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simpsons on a long car trip. Kids saying: is he deaf yet?
1/9/2025, 12:21:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parody Trump tweet. I have to go now. My planet needs me. President djt
1/9/2025, 2:47:29 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck?

1/9/2025, 2:25:42 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same with the Epstein stuff. He keeps trying to change the subject.

1/9/2025, 2:23:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes I wonder how we got here and then I run into comments like this.

Some dipshit writing “I think I really do hate liberals more than the fash at this point”
1/9/2025, 2:13:21 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn’t seem like people learned any lessons from the past five years

1/9/2025, 2:03:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he’s dead, right?

1/9/2025, 2:01:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s amazing how many failed businesses and has been celebrities have glommed onto the MAGA movement.

1/9/2025, 12:46:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re probably just hiding him from the public because he’s too healthy.

31/8/2025, 7:57:28 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should send the national guard in there. Could decrease white collar crime in this country by 80%.

31/8/2025, 4:33:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should’ve been a clause in his book deal.

31/8/2025, 1:20:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I personally believe that Tapper should be buried in Trump’s coffin if he goes before Biden.

31/8/2025, 1:18:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It crowd scene pointing to box of the internet
31/8/2025, 1:11:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this what Christmas morning feels like? Hoping Santa brought you what you were dreaming for.

30/8/2025, 10:31:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So when you turn into a wolfman, do you get one of those dog lipstick penises?

30/8/2025, 1:10:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s very funny to think that Trump voters are going to think it is a very sad and solemn day and 60% of the country are going to be parting in the streets.

30/8/2025, 12:59:02 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It may not be today but it is going to happen. We are not literally in hell.

30/8/2025, 12:49:49 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did I hallucinate Biden dropping out?

30/8/2025, 12:47:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to stock up on the good liquor. Just in case.

30/8/2025, 12:28:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to believe

30/8/2025, 12:23:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's actually a Rhodes Scholar who is faking the hillbilly act to appeal to GOP voters after being a Democrat and speaking normally.

29/8/2025, 8:10:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The media just doesn't seem like they have the same passion for this or want to blame Trump like they did under Biden and it's actually the president's fault this time. www.wsj.com/business/ret...

29/8/2025, 8:08:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Step aside. I've got this . . . ok, how do you cut ice?"

29/8/2025, 8:01:41 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Learned how to count up those coins in grade four maths class

29/8/2025, 5:31:34 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted

i assume he was quietly transferred to another server

29/8/2025, 4:45:39 PM | 3213 499 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know the age is the biggest issue here but is there any evidence that Mills would be a worse Senator?

29/8/2025, 2:58:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She must have shown up with some unflattering picture of Lorenz on her shirt to mess with her.

29/8/2025, 2:39:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're telling me this person isn't so great?

Taylor Lorenz having a friendly interview with Libz of Tik Tok
29/8/2025, 2:35:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Intelligent discussion like Dems are out of touch because they won't deal with kids being obsessed with banking through crypto.

29/8/2025, 2:27:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember an article about a small town complaining about a big new factory being built that was going to save their economy because their diner was too busy now.

29/8/2025, 2:00:25 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really crazy how the right didn't say "It's not the right time to talk about this school shooting. We need to let the families grieve." with the shooting earlier this week. Wonder why?

29/8/2025, 12:29:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the media should actually report on and make a big deal about the President's mistress and advisor (who makes decisions for the country on his behalf) is a loud and open racist.

29/8/2025, 12:26:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lord Businessman II (@lordbusinessman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like, guys, THIS is her job. THIS is what she gets paid for, for the ratio and the face plant. Just think about that

29/8/2025, 11:31:47 AM | 92 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Washington post endorsing Bondi
29/8/2025, 10:20:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The autopen was the biggest scandal in American history.”

29/8/2025, 3:20:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand this framing that Putin's attacks on Ukraine are also an attack on Trump because he is trying to get peace. No the fuck he is not. He's just trying to get Putin what he wants in whatever way Putin tells him to do it.

29/8/2025, 3:09:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like I lived an entirely different reality than so many people in this country the last bunch of years.

29/8/2025, 2:45:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not what happened.

Three posts claiming that Joe Biden came into office with the opportunity to crush extremists but instead went
29/8/2025, 2:42:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus. Her brain is cooked.

28/8/2025, 7:22:35 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Il Pomodoro (@dabenner.bsky.social) reposted

yes, what RFK is doing is *taking advantage of you* when he gloms onto a good idea someone else has (like some kids are overmedicated, the food system is unhealthy etc.) to push his eugenics agenda. Dems who meet him halfway are SUCKERS

28/8/2025, 2:37:50 PM | 84 30 | View on Bluesky | view

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globalnews.ca/news/1081226...

28/8/2025, 5:30:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was also that time when someone asked him about daycare costs and he talked about tariffs for five minutes before saying his daughter would fix it. Didn't really make big news.

28/8/2025, 5:25:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...

28/8/2025, 4:23:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their shitty voters too

28/8/2025, 4:05:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Elon Musk regularly talks about how his son is dead.

28/8/2025, 4:03:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure they also don't consider being gay or trans to be "political views" because they celebrate cutting even their own children out of their lives.

28/8/2025, 3:49:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This chart reads more like Trump voters saying people shouldn't cut them off after having not been invited to the family Thanksgiving dinner for the tenth straight year.

28/8/2025, 3:46:18 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump even said this to the press a few months ago. If the economic numbers are bad, it's Biden's fault. If they are good, they are his.

28/8/2025, 3:07:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kind of gives the game away that what they want influencers to say about Trump, they were saying about Biden.

28/8/2025, 3:00:18 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no shame in social media and that is a big problem.

28/8/2025, 1:49:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bart: CAN'T SLEEP. CLOWN WILL EAT ME. CAN'T SLEEP. CLOWN WILL EAT ME.
28/8/2025, 1:40:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That can't be it. It must be that the SSRI drugs are banned everywhere else in the world.

28/8/2025, 12:54:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Neighborhood dipshits scraping thin red line stickers off their cars]

28/8/2025, 12:31:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also didn't love the "RFK Jr. and MAGA are at least trying to deal with a lot of health problems that we are dealing with" as if the GOP hasn't been blocking everything for decades.

28/8/2025, 12:24:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are way too many conversations about whether or not to vote for anybody right now considering nobody is even running yet.

27/8/2025, 8:09:17 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you talking about the national guard or the police here?

27/8/2025, 1:14:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should be able to pet the Dalmatian too.

27/8/2025, 12:58:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted

We are watching the implimentation of the largest de facto tax increase on average Americans in decades at a minimum, being done purposefully and unilaterally by a president who is too stupid to understand who actually pays for a tariff.

27/8/2025, 12:47:13 PM | 47 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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What annoys me about that complaint is that the Dems give a ton or reasons to vote for them too and people just ignore that so they can complain that they didn't.

27/8/2025, 12:48:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure after they get done with the immigrants, minorities, lgbtq people, his political enemies, the homeless, and anyone else that speaks up for any reason, I'll be fine.

27/8/2025, 12:44:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, do they think they'll just go home after being driven out?

27/8/2025, 12:39:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do people think that Mitch McConnell was a compelling and inspiring orator who led the GOP in battle against the Dems?

27/8/2025, 9:45:45 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn. And who did he support in 2024?

26/8/2025, 8:07:27 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to be interesting how the public sentiment changes after the elections in 6 weeks.

26/8/2025, 7:56:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feel like we had two years on here with half the people saying both parties were the same to the same people spending all their time complaining that the minority party won't save them from the GOP.

26/8/2025, 7:01:19 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They scoffed at the idea that he was using the possessive "'s" instead of the plural calling all of his supporters shitbags or whatever (even though they were).

26/8/2025, 6:52:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"When fascism comes to America it will be the dumbest fucking shit imaginable. I mean, you won't even believe how fucking stupid this bullshit is going to be . . . and it will be wrapped in the flag or whatever."

26/8/2025, 6:08:35 PM | 41 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember when he got really upset that people said ancient Greeks were gay

26/8/2025, 5:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lead singer of Staind just found out that we were the bad guys in Starship Troopers and he is very upset.

26/8/2025, 4:06:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Laser guns

26/8/2025, 2:36:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 12:36:53 PM | 1558 384 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feels like they are trying their best to install a thousand year Reich before the 2026 midterms and I just don't think they are pulling it off.

26/8/2025, 1:53:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went a few years ago and it is really amazing how well preserved the site is.

26/8/2025, 1:28:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope that the biggest lesson learned from Mamdani is that you can get a politician that you care about if you support them in a primary.

26/8/2025, 1:22:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's going to be like after Alexander the Great died.

26/8/2025, 1:11:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"If my business fails, I'll just get a golden parachute" is a pretty bad way for the people running our country to think.

26/8/2025, 1:02:41 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is also the very high probability that he either dies or become incapacitated in the near future and then what holds this coalition of the shitheads together?

26/8/2025, 12:52:26 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morality in politicians seemed to be the big GOP rallying cry in the late 90s for some reason.

26/8/2025, 12:17:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a separate note, it's pretty amazing how little she is involved this time around.

26/8/2025, 12:10:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rightwing media went into a media blackout on it.

26/8/2025, 12:01:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of this is going to make the inevitable crash that much worse.

26/8/2025, 11:13:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Guy goes back in time and kills baby Roger Ailes and comes back to a utopia] Wow. That’s all it took?

26/8/2025, 10:25:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of all those losers who fantasize about going back in time, where they will surely be kings instead of peasants.

26/8/2025, 2:14:58 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once Trump realizes he doesn't need his vote, he goes on the list.

26/8/2025, 2:12:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"master race"

Helen Andrews looking like shit
26/8/2025, 2:09:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view