JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Glengarry Glen Gary
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
He might not be dead but I can still take pleasure in knowing they are propping him up at great pain to pretend he didn’t have a stroke or whatever.
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He’s repeatedly said that Trump is all there.
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NYT: Why we need to rally behind President Trump in his time of ill health.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
If Nate Silver says Bluesky three times into the mirror of a dark bathroom a 38 year old guy will appear and make fun of his hair.
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These people collective killed hundreds of thousands of additional Americans and their big complaint was that they were inconvenienced.
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Just two more seconds Mr President. [collapses with a dozen nurses rushing in]
Formerly Chris's House of Chicken and Waffles (@bwprowl.bsky.social) reposted
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately there are no right wing shit stirrers making up health scares about Trump so they have nothing to run.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he feels as bad as he looks.
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
It's really funny to steal valor and then have it come out that you were literally diverting aid from the victim you said you were helping
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All of those crybabies spent the previous all of their lives berating liberals that they would not have survived the shared sacrifices of the WW2 generation.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy crying about not being able to buy mulch like one week in was illuminating.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I was told there were no differences between the parties on this and Trump might actually be better.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
In Living Color probably had a great British food skit.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
What the fuck?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Same with the Epstein stuff. He keeps trying to change the subject.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
Sometimes I wonder how we got here and then I run into comments like this.
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Doesn’t seem like people learned any lessons from the past five years
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
So he’s dead, right?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s amazing how many failed businesses and has been celebrities have glommed onto the MAGA movement.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re probably just hiding him from the public because he’s too healthy.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Should send the national guard in there. Could decrease white collar crime in this country by 80%.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Should’ve been a clause in his book deal.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I personally believe that Tapper should be buried in Trump’s coffin if he goes before Biden.
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JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
Is this what Christmas morning feels like? Hoping Santa brought you what you were dreaming for.
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So when you turn into a wolfman, do you get one of those dog lipstick penises?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
It’s very funny to think that Trump voters are going to think it is a very sad and solemn day and 60% of the country are going to be parting in the streets.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
It may not be today but it is going to happen. We are not literally in hell.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Did I hallucinate Biden dropping out?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I need to stock up on the good liquor. Just in case.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to believe
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
He's actually a Rhodes Scholar who is faking the hillbilly act to appeal to GOP voters after being a Democrat and speaking normally.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
The media just doesn't seem like they have the same passion for this or want to blame Trump like they did under Biden and it's actually the president's fault this time. www.wsj.com/business/ret...
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"Step aside. I've got this . . . ok, how do you cut ice?"
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Learned how to count up those coins in grade four maths class
andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I know the age is the biggest issue here but is there any evidence that Mills would be a worse Senator?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
She must have shown up with some unflattering picture of Lorenz on her shirt to mess with her.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Intelligent discussion like Dems are out of touch because they won't deal with kids being obsessed with banking through crypto.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember an article about a small town complaining about a big new factory being built that was going to save their economy because their diner was too busy now.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
Really crazy how the right didn't say "It's not the right time to talk about this school shooting. We need to let the families grieve." with the shooting earlier this week. Wonder why?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
I think the media should actually report on and make a big deal about the President's mistress and advisor (who makes decisions for the country on his behalf) is a loud and open racist.
Lord Businessman II (@lordbusinessman.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Like, guys, THIS is her job. THIS is what she gets paid for, for the ratio and the face plant. Just think about that
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“The autopen was the biggest scandal in American history.”
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
I don't understand this framing that Putin's attacks on Ukraine are also an attack on Trump because he is trying to get peace. No the fuck he is not. He's just trying to get Putin what he wants in whatever way Putin tells him to do it.
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I feel like I lived an entirely different reality than so many people in this country the last bunch of years.
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Jesus. Her brain is cooked.
Il Pomodoro (@dabenner.bsky.social) reposted
yes, what RFK is doing is *taking advantage of you* when he gloms onto a good idea someone else has (like some kids are overmedicated, the food system is unhealthy etc.) to push his eugenics agenda. Dems who meet him halfway are SUCKERS
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globalnews.ca/news/1081226...
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
There was also that time when someone asked him about daycare costs and he talked about tariffs for five minutes before saying his daughter would fix it. Didn't really make big news.
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www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
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Their shitty voters too
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon Musk regularly talks about how his son is dead.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure they also don't consider being gay or trans to be "political views" because they celebrate cutting even their own children out of their lives.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
This chart reads more like Trump voters saying people shouldn't cut them off after having not been invited to the family Thanksgiving dinner for the tenth straight year.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump even said this to the press a few months ago. If the economic numbers are bad, it's Biden's fault. If they are good, they are his.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of gives the game away that what they want influencers to say about Trump, they were saying about Biden.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no shame in social media and that is a big problem.
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That can't be it. It must be that the SSRI drugs are banned everywhere else in the world.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
[Neighborhood dipshits scraping thin red line stickers off their cars]
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I also didn't love the "RFK Jr. and MAGA are at least trying to deal with a lot of health problems that we are dealing with" as if the GOP hasn't been blocking everything for decades.
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There are way too many conversations about whether or not to vote for anybody right now considering nobody is even running yet.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you talking about the national guard or the police here?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
You should be able to pet the Dalmatian too.
Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted
We are watching the implimentation of the largest de facto tax increase on average Americans in decades at a minimum, being done purposefully and unilaterally by a president who is too stupid to understand who actually pays for a tariff.
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What annoys me about that complaint is that the Dems give a ton or reasons to vote for them too and people just ignore that so they can complain that they didn't.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
I'm sure after they get done with the immigrants, minorities, lgbtq people, his political enemies, the homeless, and anyone else that speaks up for any reason, I'll be fine.
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Like, do they think they'll just go home after being driven out?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
Do people think that Mitch McConnell was a compelling and inspiring orator who led the GOP in battle against the Dems?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh damn. And who did he support in 2024?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
It's going to be interesting how the public sentiment changes after the elections in 6 weeks.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel like we had two years on here with half the people saying both parties were the same to the same people spending all their time complaining that the minority party won't save them from the GOP.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
They scoffed at the idea that he was using the possessive "'s" instead of the plural calling all of his supporters shitbags or whatever (even though they were).
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
"When fascism comes to America it will be the dumbest fucking shit imaginable. I mean, you won't even believe how fucking stupid this bullshit is going to be . . . and it will be wrapped in the flag or whatever."
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I remember when he got really upset that people said ancient Greeks were gay
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
The lead singer of Staind just found out that we were the bad guys in Starship Troopers and he is very upset.
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Laser guns
G Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris.com) reposted
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Feels like they are trying their best to install a thousand year Reich before the 2026 midterms and I just don't think they are pulling it off.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
I went a few years ago and it is really amazing how well preserved the site is.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
I hope that the biggest lesson learned from Mamdani is that you can get a politician that you care about if you support them in a primary.
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It's going to be like after Alexander the Great died.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
"If my business fails, I'll just get a golden parachute" is a pretty bad way for the people running our country to think.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
There is also the very high probability that he either dies or become incapacitated in the near future and then what holds this coalition of the shitheads together?
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Morality in politicians seemed to be the big GOP rallying cry in the late 90s for some reason.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
On a separate note, it's pretty amazing how little she is involved this time around.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Rightwing media went into a media blackout on it.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
All of this is going to make the inevitable crash that much worse.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social)
[Guy goes back in time and kills baby Roger Ailes and comes back to a utopia] Wow. That’s all it took?
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Reminds me of all those losers who fantasize about going back in time, where they will surely be kings instead of peasants.
JoyousPanther (@joyouspanther.bsky.social) reply parent
Once Trump realizes he doesn't need his vote, he goes on the list.