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Jeff Hultquist

@jpmh.bsky.social

Retired computer programmer and hobby farmer — out standing in my field. (near Portland, Oregon, USA)

created November 16, 2024

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All about that base.

31/8/2025, 5:01:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's impressively well-prepared! My trunk only has jumper cables, and I was feeling pretty proud of myself until just now. :-)

31/8/2025, 4:04:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am just pointing out that the academic pressure on Silicon Valley kids can be excessive, in my opinion.

31/8/2025, 3:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His eldest granddaughter, Kai Trump - her dad is Don Jr.

31/8/2025, 2:31:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does “Lysenko” ring a bell?

31/8/2025, 12:23:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is partly due to high schools in the Silicon Valley being ridiculously high-pressure environments. Many kids there are told that their entire value hinges on their grades.

30/8/2025, 9:57:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No thanks. I will not wear a camera on my face for someone else's benefit.

30/8/2025, 3:53:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deeply relaxing

30/8/2025, 4:25:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vote! Right now! Vote every day! Keep voting!

30/8/2025, 3:09:08 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Roughly half of the country

29/8/2025, 1:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% - ("large % of your population seems to be enamoured with Cheeto Head) == the % of our population who agrees with you.

29/8/2025, 1:43:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, we do not think that.

28/8/2025, 9:07:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"unpleasantness" ?!

28/8/2025, 12:55:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She is Lori Chavez-DeRemer. She is from Oregon, and was in the US House for one term, and then got beaten by Janelle Bynum. Then Trump appointed her to be the Secretary of Labor.

26/8/2025, 6:03:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then they have the gall to reject advice from Gordon Ramsey.

25/8/2025, 9:47:02 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With great power comes great responsibility. Enjoy the cake!

25/8/2025, 2:38:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My son is an actuary. I am a bit annoyed that he hasn’t mentioned the tens of millions of dead people. /s

23/8/2025, 10:12:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks

22/8/2025, 10:57:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure thing! Although "Wired" magazine now says "The investment will be funded by $5.7 billion in grants Intel was awarded under the 2022 CHIPS Act and $3.2 billion the company was awarded as part of the Secure Enclave program, the press release says." Which is *NOT* HOW GRANTS WORK!!!

22/8/2025, 10:50:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, I do *now*! Thanks a bunch, Benjamin! :-)

22/8/2025, 10:29:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump claims that no money went to buy shares. The shares were extorted from the CEO with nothing given in exchange.

22/8/2025, 10:24:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did not spend any money. He arm-twisted the CEO into handing over 10% of the company for nada. Just like he has arm-twisted universities and law firms.

22/8/2025, 10:18:48 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My wife and I stopped for directions at a gas station in North Carolina. (This was in the days before cell phones and online maps.) The nice young man gave us a lengthy explanation of the route. We did not understand a single word. We thanked him and drove off.

22/8/2025, 10:13:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NYT knew back in July that the Adams campaign was bribing reporters, but decided to not report on that.

22/8/2025, 3:18:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you endorsed Mamdani yet?

21/8/2025, 4:27:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’sa me! Mario!

20/8/2025, 7:32:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is at one of his other seven million dollar houses.

20/8/2025, 4:29:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This farce is a waste of everyone’s time.

19/8/2025, 6:16:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, there is a Postal Police?

19/8/2025, 1:35:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just give some money to Trump directly. Then you can do whatever you want.

19/8/2025, 1:18:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have taken carts upstairs at the Portland IKEA - using the elevator. No problem at all.

19/8/2025, 1:15:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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?

19/8/2025, 1:00:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The city planning committee did, in fact, approve the permit for the farmers market. (After listening to NIMBY idiots for two hours.)

18/8/2025, 5:13:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One person complained that people who commuted to a nearby Apple building rode their bicycles down "her street."

18/8/2025, 4:06:27 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I went to a city planning meeting in Cupertino (home of Apple). People there were opposed to opening a farmers market. They said that it would lead to traffic, graffiti, and public urination. The Silicon Valley is a sea of overly expensive houses and not much else.

18/8/2025, 4:02:26 PM | 86 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sofia Loren looking at Jayne Mansfield's cleavage
18/8/2025, 3:58:03 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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South Carolina has wanted to invade DC since 1861. Now the US President has invited them.

17/8/2025, 1:57:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned this just now.

16/8/2025, 1:03:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one is reselling the Mac & Cheese that we served to ninety hungry people in Portland last weekend.

15/8/2025, 4:40:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My background includes about a half dozen of these things.

15/8/2025, 3:26:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Universal healthcare?

13/8/2025, 5:59:21 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A keeper

12/8/2025, 6:20:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Portland, Oregon here. Same story.

12/8/2025, 1:37:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martial law

11/8/2025, 7:23:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! Many job listings include silly requirements such as “must be proficient in XYZ WizProduct version 13.2” — which is ridiculously specialized and irrelevant to the actual potential of a candidate.

11/8/2025, 6:57:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine that. /s

6/8/2025, 5:01:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also did not predict that those decorations would appear in stores a full three months before Halloween.

6/8/2025, 3:52:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rooftop rotating restaurant

6/8/2025, 4:24:09 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Numerous challenges” = mountains

6/8/2025, 4:08:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy customer with a copy of Andrew’s new book
5/8/2025, 9:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Future imaginary software is always more attractive than software that actually exists.

5/8/2025, 7:31:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is not an "interview with Joaquin Oliver." He is dead. You are playing a video game. And I am unfollowing you for being a click-seeking charlatan.

4/8/2025, 7:55:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need just one reporter willing to risk their precious "access" by asking a follow-up question.

2/8/2025, 6:15:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Democrats are fighting, but they are outnumbered and outvoted.

2/8/2025, 2:47:23 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your books are very informative and easy to follow. I just bought my copy!

30/7/2025, 9:57:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why the black borders? Did someone die?

30/7/2025, 8:24:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Dan Bongino would like to ride a horse. He is miserable sitting behind a desk.

30/7/2025, 12:26:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw a college production of La Cenerentola. Before the show, they announced that the lead was fighting off a cold, but she would do her best. She sang wonderfully, except for the final top note in the final song. Her voice failed entirely on that one note. She got a standing ovation.

30/7/2025, 12:22:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am average. I will never do that.

29/7/2025, 1:18:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely not this book, which is horrible: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sto...

29/7/2025, 1:15:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel

29/7/2025, 1:13:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thinking back thirty years (ouch, really?) . . . anything by Dr. Seuss, Corduroy, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Goodnight Moon, "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?", Elephant and Piggy books ("We Are In a Book"), Sesame Street books ("The Monster at the End of this Book")

29/7/2025, 1:13:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And European reporters ask follow-up questions that stay on topic.

25/7/2025, 10:08:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have solar panels on my roof, and batteries in my garage.

25/7/2025, 8:48:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lando Murkowski

24/7/2025, 5:43:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be fair, Melania Trump *does* remind me of Carmen.

24/7/2025, 1:18:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could use a nap.

23/7/2025, 9:08:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hunter 2028

22/7/2025, 2:06:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clafoutis

21/7/2025, 5:41:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. This is confirmed in the text of the article, and explicitly noted by Elon Musk in a tweet linked by the article.

20/7/2025, 3:50:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fruity and clovey? Yuck.

20/7/2025, 3:00:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I voted for Harris.

20/7/2025, 2:21:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coat with a thin layer of olive oil.

20/7/2025, 2:20:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democrats lost those elections because they followed the advice of people like these two clowns.

20/7/2025, 2:02:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And for the slideshow at the wedding reception!

19/7/2025, 4:35:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your neighbor is sending you a secret message, using a clever scheme that uses two colors to encode binary text. Sending that message to you is going to take a while.

18/7/2025, 8:17:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

18/7/2025, 4:03:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you explain it to the rest of us?

18/7/2025, 1:23:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Deplorables?”

18/7/2025, 12:52:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Odd picture of that company:

Staff picture of Astronomy (an internet company). Mostly guys, but has three women crouching in the front row - for some reason.
17/7/2025, 10:16:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost every fuckery started with Reagan.

17/7/2025, 8:56:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The Metric Board was abolished in 1982 by President Ronald Reagan, largely on the suggestion of Frank Mankiewicz and Lyn Nofziger.” — Wikipedia

17/7/2025, 8:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?” — Henry II

17/7/2025, 6:43:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blame this asshole (Secretary of Agriculture under Nixon and Ford): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz

17/7/2025, 3:45:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm. I was in the Computer Science department at UNC Chapel Hill, aver long time ago. Many professors there owned Saabs.

17/7/2025, 3:37:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he not remember or is he just lying again?

16/7/2025, 6:31:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Kickback” brings to mind the numerous FIFA bribery scandals.

16/7/2025, 6:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks great. Which pub?

13/7/2025, 12:18:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was overzealous in my weeding near the roots of a squash plant. It is now very droopy, and I am trying to make amends with lots of water and frequent visits. :-)

12/7/2025, 2:37:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a wonderful transformation! Congratulations!

12/7/2025, 2:35:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leviticus 19:33-34: "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God."

11/7/2025, 10:48:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Space Bomb and Ariel: A dismaying outcome" -- New Scientist www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmCe...

9/7/2025, 3:29:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FEMA = "FEDERAL Emergency Management Agency"

8/7/2025, 4:13:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only some of the people

7/7/2025, 1:10:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow! Very nice.

7/7/2025, 1:09:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way ahead of you. Not going to Florida, for many reasons.

6/7/2025, 2:52:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And failing to provide Alt-Text

5/7/2025, 2:41:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a footnote.

27/6/2025, 10:26:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many years ago, my local pizza joint was owned by a really nice young guy. Terrible pizza. A heartbreaking dilemma.

26/6/2025, 10:08:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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King Cnut stopping the tides.

23/6/2025, 6:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view