Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
All about that base.
Retired computer programmer and hobby farmer — out standing in my field. (near Portland, Oregon, USA)
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All about that base.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
That's impressively well-prepared! My trunk only has jumper cables, and I was feeling pretty proud of myself until just now. :-)
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I am just pointing out that the academic pressure on Silicon Valley kids can be excessive, in my opinion.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
His eldest granddaughter, Kai Trump - her dad is Don Jr.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Does “Lysenko” ring a bell?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
This is partly due to high schools in the Silicon Valley being ridiculously high-pressure environments. Many kids there are told that their entire value hinges on their grades.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
No thanks. I will not wear a camera on my face for someone else's benefit.
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Deeply relaxing
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Vote! Right now! Vote every day! Keep voting!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Roughly half of the country
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
100% - ("large % of your population seems to be enamoured with Cheeto Head) == the % of our population who agrees with you.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
No, we do not think that.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
"unpleasantness" ?!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
She is Lori Chavez-DeRemer. She is from Oregon, and was in the US House for one term, and then got beaten by Janelle Bynum. Then Trump appointed her to be the Secretary of Labor.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
And then they have the gall to reject advice from Gordon Ramsey.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
With great power comes great responsibility. Enjoy the cake!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
My son is an actuary. I am a bit annoyed that he hasn’t mentioned the tens of millions of dead people. /s
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thanks
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Sure thing! Although "Wired" magazine now says "The investment will be funded by $5.7 billion in grants Intel was awarded under the 2022 CHIPS Act and $3.2 billion the company was awarded as part of the Secure Enclave program, the press release says." Which is *NOT* HOW GRANTS WORK!!!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I do *now*! Thanks a bunch, Benjamin! :-)
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump claims that no money went to buy shares. The shares were extorted from the CEO with nothing given in exchange.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
He did not spend any money. He arm-twisted the CEO into handing over 10% of the company for nada. Just like he has arm-twisted universities and law firms.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife and I stopped for directions at a gas station in North Carolina. (This was in the days before cell phones and online maps.) The nice young man gave us a lengthy explanation of the route. We did not understand a single word. We thanked him and drove off.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
NYT knew back in July that the Adams campaign was bribing reporters, but decided to not report on that.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you endorsed Mamdani yet?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
It’sa me! Mario!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
He is at one of his other seven million dollar houses.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
This farce is a waste of everyone’s time.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, there is a Postal Police?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Just give some money to Trump directly. Then you can do whatever you want.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I have taken carts upstairs at the Portland IKEA - using the elevator. No problem at all.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
The city planning committee did, in fact, approve the permit for the farmers market. (After listening to NIMBY idiots for two hours.)
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
One person complained that people who commuted to a nearby Apple building rode their bicycles down "her street."
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to a city planning meeting in Cupertino (home of Apple). People there were opposed to opening a farmers market. They said that it would lead to traffic, graffiti, and public urination. The Silicon Valley is a sea of overly expensive houses and not much else.
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Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
South Carolina has wanted to invade DC since 1861. Now the US President has invited them.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I learned this just now.
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No one is reselling the Mac & Cheese that we served to ninety hungry people in Portland last weekend.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
My background includes about a half dozen of these things.
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Universal healthcare?
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A keeper
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Portland, Oregon here. Same story.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Martial law
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Many job listings include silly requirements such as “must be proficient in XYZ WizProduct version 13.2” — which is ridiculously specialized and irrelevant to the actual potential of a candidate.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine that. /s
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I also did not predict that those decorations would appear in stores a full three months before Halloween.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Rooftop rotating restaurant
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
“Numerous challenges” = mountains
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Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Future imaginary software is always more attractive than software that actually exists.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
This is not an "interview with Joaquin Oliver." He is dead. You are playing a video game. And I am unfollowing you for being a click-seeking charlatan.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
We need just one reporter willing to risk their precious "access" by asking a follow-up question.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
The Democrats are fighting, but they are outnumbered and outvoted.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Your books are very informative and easy to follow. I just bought my copy!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Why the black borders? Did someone die?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Dan Bongino would like to ride a horse. He is miserable sitting behind a desk.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw a college production of La Cenerentola. Before the show, they announced that the lead was fighting off a cold, but she would do her best. She sang wonderfully, except for the final top note in the final song. Her voice failed entirely on that one note. She got a standing ovation.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I am average. I will never do that.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely not this book, which is horrible: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sto...
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Thinking back thirty years (ouch, really?) . . . anything by Dr. Seuss, Corduroy, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Goodnight Moon, "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?", Elephant and Piggy books ("We Are In a Book"), Sesame Street books ("The Monster at the End of this Book")
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
And European reporters ask follow-up questions that stay on topic.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I have solar panels on my roof, and batteries in my garage.
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Lando Murkowski
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To be fair, Melania Trump *does* remind me of Carmen.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I could use a nap.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Hunter 2028
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clafoutis
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. This is confirmed in the text of the article, and explicitly noted by Elon Musk in a tweet linked by the article.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Fruity and clovey? Yuck.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I voted for Harris.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Coat with a thin layer of olive oil.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats lost those elections because they followed the advice of people like these two clowns.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
And for the slideshow at the wedding reception!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Your neighbor is sending you a secret message, using a clever scheme that uses two colors to encode binary text. Sending that message to you is going to take a while.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you explain it to the rest of us?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
“Deplorables?”
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost every fuckery started with Reagan.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
“The Metric Board was abolished in 1982 by President Ronald Reagan, largely on the suggestion of Frank Mankiewicz and Lyn Nofziger.” — Wikipedia
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
“Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?” — Henry II
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Blame this asshole (Secretary of Agriculture under Nixon and Ford): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Can confirm. I was in the Computer Science department at UNC Chapel Hill, aver long time ago. Many professors there owned Saabs.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he not remember or is he just lying again?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
“Kickback” brings to mind the numerous FIFA bribery scandals.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
That looks great. Which pub?
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
I was overzealous in my weeding near the roots of a squash plant. It is now very droopy, and I am trying to make amends with lots of water and frequent visits. :-)
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What a wonderful transformation! Congratulations!
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Leviticus 19:33-34: "When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God."
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"Space Bomb and Ariel: A dismaying outcome" -- New Scientist www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmCe...
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
FEMA = "FEDERAL Emergency Management Agency"
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Only some of the people
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Wow! Very nice.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Way ahead of you. Not going to Florida, for many reasons.
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And failing to provide Alt-Text
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In a footnote.
Jeff Hultquist (@jpmh.bsky.social) reply parent
Many years ago, my local pizza joint was owned by a really nice young guy. Terrible pizza. A heartbreaking dilemma.
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King Cnut stopping the tides.