Jumahl (@jumahl.bsky.social)
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Dog lover, avian photographer, woodworker, instrument builder, LOATHE trump and muskrat, fascists, bullies and republicans, not in any order, they’re all synonyms
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Taco McCankles!
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Nice DOF to get both of these beauties
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Is this state charge or is there a limit on pardons one guy can get?
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Obviously AI, too many fingers
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That judge needs to serve life himself
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End stage whatever just hurry the hell up already!
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Many mental health experts say this guy is fuckin’ bananas So do many of us who just recognize bananas when we see it
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That was Biden’s administration
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Glad to call him an Uber
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😂🎯🥇
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Not unbelievable, totally in keeping with his petty vindictive shallow retalitory nature
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McConnell had two chances but he hates America
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Kennedy is the undigested corn in the shit that is this regime
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Integrity? You need a dictionary
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Hey, we’ve found a way to monetize the Holocaust! Get in on the ground floor! Fucking hell
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These fucking monsters! They probably enjoyed torturing animals as kids How could you do this, cause these kids to wail and sleep at night or look anyone in the eye. Just like Nazis at the camps. Ashamed to be an American
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Gonna need a new military occupational code
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Dig up her remains and put them in a hog manure lagoon
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It’s fucking Fox, what else can you expect but this shit from unqualified privileged white assholes?
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It’s not the crime he wants to stop It’s the crime he is committing It was never about crime rates, it’s part of the authoritarian playbook
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Rand had to create his own school from which to graduate
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As expected Loathsome creature with not a single redeeming value
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In a nutshell
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How about if we ask him nicely to go fuck himself?
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Death may intercede long before that
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The Honor code at the Air Force Academy says we will not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate among us those who do. PS: But invading the capitol in a violent insurrection to subvert election results that result in injury and death to police officers protecting congressional cowards is just fine.
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Air Force is forever shit now
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In younger days I became homeless once because my roommate ran my phone bill up to $90 and split and I couldn’t afford the rent by myself
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GOP health is an oxymoron Billy is just plain old moron
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He humps flags and writes his earthquake seismograph signature on them to sell to rubes
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Two feet away from that disease bag without a hazmat suit? Hell no
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I could remain a recluse, but in style
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Like Ron White said - if I win the lottery you’ll never see my fat ass again
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But Obama and Biden didn’t because they weren’t SPECIAL presidents like me
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It’s a known fact that whales come from all over the world to be killed by windmills
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WTF is ANY dem voting for ANY felon sycophant, we’re at WAR ffs
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Was this in a strong letter?
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Could? Just a matter of time We all know how that poem ends
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Close competitor in the subservient complicit media that sane washed everything, continually, relentlessly and corruptly
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Put it on a spike high above the city, visible for miles
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When do frivolous bullshit nuisance lawsuits come back to bite felonious mango?
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Gym Jordan says just like him, Maxwell never saw any wrong going on in the showers or on Pedo Island
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Saint Sodomy
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He was shite before the tree and exponentially worse shite after
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Hope to live long enough to read about the trials of the current regime, traitorous gop congress and corrupt SCOTUS members. Executions are in order this time too
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Socialism is when banks fail due to shady operations and get bailed out instead of locked up
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The guy raped a kid - can a pardon be on the way? Pedos stick together
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They’re eating the pets, they’re burning the flags all over the country
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Unless they look Hispanic, then masked armed thugs without ID will grab them off the street and disappear them Fuck this Nazi motherfucker
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Years ago a guy at a liquor store wanted to card me, I tried to bet him $10 I was several times older than him, he refused but insisted on seeing my license
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Blue states should withhold the taxes that carry so many failing red states
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Issue a protective order, don’t allow him in the state
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The world SHOULD
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No friends, only co-conspirators and accomplices
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Name one, motherfucker
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Would you buy a used car from this guy? Hell no! How about religion?
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This confirms what we all knew: Gym protects his fellow rapist predators
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He never saw anything in the showers either
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I feel so bad for her, Sotomayor and Kagan, rising to the top of judicial jurisprudence only to find it’s full of corruption, criminality and no ethics
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So good at mathy stuff
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One case when the size of the weapon isn’t inversely proportioned to penis size
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I remember all the hoops to jump through to get it, only your original social security card is acceptable and cannot be laminated-like my 65 year old SS card would still be )in existence 2)legible 3)not lost years ago, only an original birth certificate (hospital was torn down decades ago)etc
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Aside from the flogging, rapes and lynchings, how did you enjoy learning a trade in the fields?
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We can hope for a friendly fire accident from home tho
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Russia can’t be trusted one inch, one mm Security guarantees from Putin? 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 The face eating leopard SWEARS he won’t bother Ukraine? 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sort of like? It’s the very definition of insider trading
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So soon Bondi will pivot from they’re all rapists and murderers to none of them have any criminal record
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You can count of republicans to embody the very things they decry, every time, without fail, every accusation is a confession
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I am also tired of interviewers who don’t confront these bald faced liars with the truth, they are a huge part of the problem
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This is how we got here, willfully ignorant voters swallow this bullshit without a thought to check if it’s true, easily done but too much for the stupid
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I’m in complete agreement as to adorability! Thanks
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Speaking of fake Peter, what is your oft quoted friend Ron Vara’s opinion on this? Get the fuck out of here
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Notice: this guidance applies only to white people carrying
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What’s a couple more million troops when you’re trying to create an empire
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Shocker
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It’s easy when you make up your own numbers and facts
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She drank her way to the top
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Fuck the kids - literally and figuratively GOP Guardians Of Pedophiles
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Bullshit whale sends up a spout full again
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This times 1000
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We noticed, many of us predicted this and screamed it from the rooftops We don’t need you telling us how bad things are DO SOMETHING
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Not America, republicans are destroying America and this is one of the ways they’re doing it
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Define tasteless crass vulgarity in a photo Perfect!
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Can you spell assurance for us, sir?
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Real redeemers wind up nailed to a cross Waiting…
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Gorka is the sound a mushroom makes when gagging a sycophant
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Since when do Texas republicans give a single fuck about legal?
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Let’s consign it to the scrap heap and insure it can’t rise again like a fascist phoenix
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Any promises from the felon or Putin aren’t worth spit on a sidewalk
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Official sanctioned KKK
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Who among us didn’t think Barr was deeply involved when Epstein “suicided”?
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Hey Porto, kiss this right heah
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To paraphrase Pogo, she has met the enemy and the enemy is her
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I believe the victims
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A toddler from Ukraine has a better vocabulary and reads better too
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Another no brainer
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It’s a no brainer