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Jumahl

@jumahl.bsky.social

Dog lover, avian photographer, woodworker, instrument builder, LOATHE trump and muskrat, fascists, bullies and republicans, not in any order, they’re all synonyms

created November 13, 2024

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No lies detected

3/9/2025, 1:21:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taco McCankles!

3/9/2025, 1:13:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice DOF to get both of these beauties

1/9/2025, 2:41:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this state charge or is there a limit on pardons one guy can get?

1/9/2025, 12:57:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obviously AI, too many fingers

31/8/2025, 10:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That judge needs to serve life himself

31/8/2025, 10:38:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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End stage whatever just hurry the hell up already!

31/8/2025, 10:22:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many mental health experts say this guy is fuckin’ bananas So do many of us who just recognize bananas when we see it

31/8/2025, 10:12:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was Biden’s administration

31/8/2025, 5:47:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad to call him an Uber

31/8/2025, 11:54:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂🎯🥇

31/8/2025, 10:18:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not unbelievable, totally in keeping with his petty vindictive shallow retalitory nature

31/8/2025, 10:12:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McConnell had two chances but he hates America

30/8/2025, 9:39:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ouch…

Four panel cartoon. First panel has female presenting white person with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt saying “today we are going to learn about insurance!” Second panel has woman talking to the edge of a brown desk, with bubble that reads “hey insurance, I am injured and I need some of that money I give you for in case I get injured.” Third panels is the woman sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading “insurance.” She wears a black top hat and a gold necklace with a dollar sign, and piles of bags with dollar signs on them are behind her. The bubble above her head says “no.” The fourth panel has the woman back to regular dress saying “and that is how insurance works!”
30/8/2025, 4:31:08 PM | 11462 2191 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kennedy is the undigested corn in the shit that is this regime

30/8/2025, 8:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Integrity? You need a dictionary

30/8/2025, 8:09:48 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, we’ve found a way to monetize the Holocaust! Get in on the ground floor! Fucking hell

29/8/2025, 3:32:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These fucking monsters! They probably enjoyed torturing animals as kids How could you do this, cause these kids to wail and sleep at night or look anyone in the eye. Just like Nazis at the camps. Ashamed to be an American

29/8/2025, 3:31:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna need a new military occupational code

29/8/2025, 1:09:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dig up her remains and put them in a hog manure lagoon

29/8/2025, 1:06:51 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s fucking Fox, what else can you expect but this shit from unqualified privileged white assholes?

29/8/2025, 1:04:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not the crime he wants to stop It’s the crime he is committing It was never about crime rates, it’s part of the authoritarian playbook

29/8/2025, 12:58:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rand had to create his own school from which to graduate

29/8/2025, 12:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As expected Loathsome creature with not a single redeeming value

29/8/2025, 12:48:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a nutshell

28/8/2025, 10:00:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about if we ask him nicely to go fuck himself?

28/8/2025, 9:53:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Death may intercede long before that

28/8/2025, 9:43:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Honor code at the Air Force Academy says we will not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate among us those who do. PS: But invading the capitol in a violent insurrection to subvert election results that result in injury and death to police officers protecting congressional cowards is just fine.

28/8/2025, 9:35:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Air Force is forever shit now

28/8/2025, 9:27:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In younger days I became homeless once because my roommate ran my phone bill up to $90 and split and I couldn’t afford the rent by myself

28/8/2025, 8:37:09 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP health is an oxymoron Billy is just plain old moron

28/8/2025, 8:23:48 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He humps flags and writes his earthquake seismograph signature on them to sell to rubes

28/8/2025, 8:20:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two feet away from that disease bag without a hazmat suit? Hell no

27/8/2025, 3:11:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could remain a recluse, but in style

26/8/2025, 9:09:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like Ron White said - if I win the lottery you’ll never see my fat ass again

26/8/2025, 9:00:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But Obama and Biden didn’t because they weren’t SPECIAL presidents like me

26/8/2025, 8:59:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a known fact that whales come from all over the world to be killed by windmills

26/8/2025, 8:56:34 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF is ANY dem voting for ANY felon sycophant, we’re at WAR ffs

26/8/2025, 8:54:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was this in a strong letter?

26/8/2025, 4:32:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could? Just a matter of time We all know how that poem ends

26/8/2025, 4:30:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Close competitor in the subservient complicit media that sane washed everything, continually, relentlessly and corruptly

26/8/2025, 4:29:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put it on a spike high above the city, visible for miles

26/8/2025, 4:25:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When do frivolous bullshit nuisance lawsuits come back to bite felonious mango?

26/8/2025, 4:24:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gym Jordan says just like him, Maxwell never saw any wrong going on in the showers or on Pedo Island

26/8/2025, 4:22:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saint Sodomy

26/8/2025, 12:54:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was shite before the tree and exponentially worse shite after

26/8/2025, 12:42:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope to live long enough to read about the trials of the current regime, traitorous gop congress and corrupt SCOTUS members. Executions are in order this time too

26/8/2025, 12:40:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Socialism is when banks fail due to shady operations and get bailed out instead of locked up

26/8/2025, 12:35:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy raped a kid - can a pardon be on the way? Pedos stick together

26/8/2025, 12:30:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re eating the pets, they’re burning the flags all over the country

26/8/2025, 12:26:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless they look Hispanic, then masked armed thugs without ID will grab them off the street and disappear them Fuck this Nazi motherfucker

26/8/2025, 12:21:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Years ago a guy at a liquor store wanted to card me, I tried to bet him $10 I was several times older than him, he refused but insisted on seeing my license

26/8/2025, 12:19:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blue states should withhold the taxes that carry so many failing red states

26/8/2025, 12:11:48 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Issue a protective order, don’t allow him in the state

26/8/2025, 12:10:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The world SHOULD

26/8/2025, 12:08:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No friends, only co-conspirators and accomplices

26/8/2025, 12:06:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Name one, motherfucker

24/8/2025, 4:47:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would you buy a used car from this guy? Hell no! How about religion?

24/8/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This confirms what we all knew: Gym protects his fellow rapist predators

24/8/2025, 4:29:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He never saw anything in the showers either

24/8/2025, 12:25:33 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 1:28:11 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel so bad for her, Sotomayor and Kagan, rising to the top of judicial jurisprudence only to find it’s full of corruption, criminality and no ethics

22/8/2025, 9:04:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So good at mathy stuff

22/8/2025, 9:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One case when the size of the weapon isn’t inversely proportioned to penis size

21/8/2025, 6:41:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember all the hoops to jump through to get it, only your original social security card is acceptable and cannot be laminated-like my 65 year old SS card would still be )in existence 2)legible 3)not lost years ago, only an original birth certificate (hospital was torn down decades ago)etc

21/8/2025, 6:36:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aside from the flogging, rapes and lynchings, how did you enjoy learning a trade in the fields?

21/8/2025, 6:23:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can hope for a friendly fire accident from home tho

21/8/2025, 6:11:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russia can’t be trusted one inch, one mm Security guarantees from Putin? 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 The face eating leopard SWEARS he won’t bother Ukraine? 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

21/8/2025, 6:09:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sort of like? It’s the very definition of insider trading

21/8/2025, 3:25:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So soon Bondi will pivot from they’re all rapists and murderers to none of them have any criminal record

21/8/2025, 3:24:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can count of republicans to embody the very things they decry, every time, without fail, every accusation is a confession

21/8/2025, 2:38:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am also tired of interviewers who don’t confront these bald faced liars with the truth, they are a huge part of the problem

21/8/2025, 2:32:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is how we got here, willfully ignorant voters swallow this bullshit without a thought to check if it’s true, easily done but too much for the stupid

21/8/2025, 2:31:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m in complete agreement as to adorability! Thanks

20/8/2025, 5:54:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speaking of fake Peter, what is your oft quoted friend Ron Vara’s opinion on this? Get the fuck out of here

20/8/2025, 12:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Notice: this guidance applies only to white people carrying

20/8/2025, 12:49:42 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s a couple more million troops when you’re trying to create an empire

20/8/2025, 12:48:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shocker

20/8/2025, 12:46:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s easy when you make up your own numbers and facts

20/8/2025, 12:45:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She drank her way to the top

20/8/2025, 12:43:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the kids - literally and figuratively GOP Guardians Of Pedophiles

20/8/2025, 12:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bullshit whale sends up a spout full again

19/8/2025, 4:03:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This times 1000

19/8/2025, 3:59:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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We noticed, many of us predicted this and screamed it from the rooftops We don’t need you telling us how bad things are DO SOMETHING

19/8/2025, 2:01:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not America, republicans are destroying America and this is one of the ways they’re doing it

19/8/2025, 1:58:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Define tasteless crass vulgarity in a photo Perfect!

19/8/2025, 1:47:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you spell assurance for us, sir?

19/8/2025, 1:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real redeemers wind up nailed to a cross Waiting…

19/8/2025, 1:44:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gorka is the sound a mushroom makes when gagging a sycophant

19/8/2025, 1:42:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since when do Texas republicans give a single fuck about legal?

19/8/2025, 1:40:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s consign it to the scrap heap and insure it can’t rise again like a fascist phoenix

19/8/2025, 1:39:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any promises from the felon or Putin aren’t worth spit on a sidewalk

19/8/2025, 1:36:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Official sanctioned KKK

18/8/2025, 2:51:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who among us didn’t think Barr was deeply involved when Epstein “suicided”?

18/8/2025, 2:47:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey Porto, kiss this right heah

18/8/2025, 2:41:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To paraphrase Pogo, she has met the enemy and the enemy is her

18/8/2025, 2:36:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe the victims

18/8/2025, 2:29:46 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A toddler from Ukraine has a better vocabulary and reads better too

18/8/2025, 2:19:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another no brainer

18/8/2025, 2:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a no brainer

18/8/2025, 2:04:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view