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Just A Swedish Guy

@justaswedishguy.bsky.social

Middle-aged programmer. Pretend cynic that actually cares. Single by choice. Cat lover.

created May 23, 2025

75 followers 68 following 576 posts

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Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

För att jag tror.

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2/9/2025, 6:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

...nah. can't be.

2/9/2025, 5:58:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

Från den svenska vardagen till frontlinjen i Ukraina. En Volvo, donerad av en privatperson och överlämnad i samarbete med Operation Change. Nu lever märket upp till sitt eget löfte: For life. 🇸🇪❤️🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

2/9/2025, 8:34:11 AM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Oh, and Epstein.

2/9/2025, 5:51:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

No. No, you're not. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2/9/2025, 5:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

It saddens me that Ukraine has to do this on what is essentially their land. 🫤

2/9/2025, 5:26:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

And they shall have it.

2/9/2025, 5:24:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Men ärligt. Fryst processad kadaverrestprodukt utan tillstymmelse till ambition att vara något bättre. Och gott. Som fan.

2/9/2025, 5:17:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Om nom nom

2/9/2025, 5:15:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

This is why you don't let imbeciles like Trump dictate foreign policy. 😑

2/9/2025, 5:12:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

16 st fina patientsängar (elektriskt höj och sänkbara - påkostade och i gott skick!) lastade från Lidingös gamla sjukhus där verksamheten läggs ner. Nu är de på väg att göra nytta för Ukrainas sjukvård. ❤️🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

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31/8/2025, 10:29:20 AM | 50 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Prayers don't work, apparently.

30/8/2025, 9:03:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

Under sommaren har Blågula Bilen donerat 117 fordon plus materiel, totalt 1129 fordon sen starten. Detta inkluderar sopbilen till Azov 1st Corps, vars logistikfunktion också är nödvändig för segern! 👊🏻🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

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29/8/2025, 11:09:32 AM | 28 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Apt.

29/8/2025, 6:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Breakfast? Don't have the time or the money for that kind of luxury.

28/8/2025, 7:47:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Pining for the good old days, eh?

28/8/2025, 7:45:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww...

28/8/2025, 7:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Finally fullstack. Only took me 26 years.

28/8/2025, 7:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Bah.

28/8/2025, 6:59:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

So...no sex? 🫤

28/8/2025, 6:54:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

..."swap"?

28/8/2025, 6:48:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hur hur hur

28/8/2025, 6:46:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Gonk move.

28/8/2025, 6:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Dame dos.

28/8/2025, 6:37:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Too late.

28/8/2025, 6:35:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Scale. And with them, all sorts.

28/8/2025, 6:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

For every three, there are two more. Most of the time.

28/8/2025, 6:32:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all about momentum, as any physicist can tell you.

28/8/2025, 6:32:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Nah, they're not.

28/8/2025, 6:29:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Circular bells are funny.

28/8/2025, 6:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hodor.

28/8/2025, 6:26:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Friendly felines?

28/8/2025, 6:25:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm Swedish, so I can wax the dolphin.

28/8/2025, 6:24:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

My hovercraft is full of eels.

28/8/2025, 6:21:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

forceps is such a parochial word

27/8/2025, 7:19:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

git pull --rebase

27/8/2025, 7:16:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

My garage is painted green. Moss green.

27/8/2025, 7:12:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

So... they're backing sanctions against themselves? 🤷

27/8/2025, 5:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Their "energy security"? *unprintable expletives*

27/8/2025, 4:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

🤷

27/8/2025, 4:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. My anus hurts from using Bronco.

27/8/2025, 4:23:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Danes better start.

27/8/2025, 4:20:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Hah! Good one.

27/8/2025, 4:17:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

For some inexplicable reason, this affects me about as much as 20 dead Palestinians.

27/8/2025, 4:16:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

So could I. 🙄

26/8/2025, 7:23:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Victim blaming on a yuuuge scale. Massive. I'm sure all the women asked for it too.

26/8/2025, 7:17:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Fine, whatever, let him do it. We'll carry Ukraine through it.

26/8/2025, 7:14:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, the return of the good old eugenics. Just like given names trend again after a few generations.

26/8/2025, 7:06:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries, some polish and duct tape and it will be as good as new!

26/8/2025, 1:04:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

Vi är stödarrangör till firandet av Ukrainas självständighetsdag, idag Söndag den 24 Augusti kl. 14.00 på Medborgarplatsen. Vi ses där! 👊🏻🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

24/8/2025, 7:52:38 AM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Raised taxes usually have that effect, yes. The interesting bit is who foots the bill.

22/8/2025, 6:38:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Let them eat cake.

22/8/2025, 6:31:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Ledsen, men sympatitåget lämnade perrongen när ni valde fläskmongot för andra jävla gången.

22/8/2025, 6:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙄

22/8/2025, 5:44:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Lame duck president, I've heard of. Limp dick congress is new.

22/8/2025, 5:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

He won't. All he will do is grandstand and hope that Trump picks up the cue. Impotent, the lot of them.

22/8/2025, 5:42:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent. Show them the cost of their choices.

22/8/2025, 5:36:40 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

The Kiffness strikes again

22/8/2025, 5:28:39 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Ah, Friday evening. Kalsarikännit time.

22/8/2025, 4:59:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome job!

21/8/2025, 8:35:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

*hears someone wailing in Hungarian in the distance*

21/8/2025, 8:32:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Modern paraphrasing of Gandhi's quote?

21/8/2025, 8:30:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely canines.

21/8/2025, 7:43:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

🙄

21/8/2025, 7:41:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

"Give me your tired, your poor"...🙄

21/8/2025, 7:28:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well played, Trump. 🙄

21/8/2025, 5:58:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

Inatt anfölls Ukraina av de fredsälskande ryssarna med 614 (WTF! 🤬) luftburna vapen. 577 (!) av dessa sköts ner, bland annat tack vare de olika luftvärnsenheter som Blågula Bilen förser med fordon och materiel. 👊🏻🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

21/8/2025, 7:48:21 AM | 95 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

"Hey, teacher..."

20/8/2025, 6:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

I love little old Sweden 🇸🇪, where national television live streams the moving of an old church for hours and hours. No ads. No commentators. It gives me great comfort in times like these. 😊

20/8/2025, 9:55:35 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

And in 🇸🇪

19/8/2025, 7:11:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

I find that very hard to believe.

19/8/2025, 7:08:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

😎

19/8/2025, 6:43:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

This one stings.

19/8/2025, 4:52:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Kids in America must be relieved at the dinner table; 38% more expensive veggies? In a single month? 🤨

19/8/2025, 4:30:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Relief. But the worst is yet to come.

18/8/2025, 5:59:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

Vi fortsätter rulla in lastbil efter lastbil till fronten. Varje leverans stärker Ukrainas logistik och maler ner ockupanten bit för bit. 👊🏻🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

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18/8/2025, 5:51:38 AM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for the Budapest memorandum. USA becomes less and less trustworthy with each passing year.

18/8/2025, 10:48:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

GUR - den militära underrättelsetjänsten som leds av Budanov, tackar för samarbetet och fordonet. 👊🏻🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

17/8/2025, 12:41:19 PM | 39 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Just went through old letters I received from my sister from the 80's onwards. It's a lost artform and valuable memento, writing letters like that. I mean, who keeps texts that are 20+ years old?

16/8/2025, 6:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

I have this dreadful thought that Putin is going to win this simply because we Europeans lack vision and resolve, we have no idea how to achieve anything here.

16/8/2025, 12:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Peace for our time, eh? Good luck. I mean it

16/8/2025, 10:46:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, that's that. No more NATO. Thanks America, it was fine while it lasted.

15/8/2025, 7:26:59 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Repugnant

15/8/2025, 7:15:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Marlboro man strikes again

15/8/2025, 7:14:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Every world leader in history does the same, so that's a poor metric.

15/8/2025, 7:07:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably, yes. If perhaps in more circumspect and vague words.

15/8/2025, 7:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social)

Just like Neville Chamberlain did then, Donald Trump overestimates himself now. Anchorage will end badly.

15/8/2025, 7:02:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Pining for the nonexistent glorious past. 🙄

15/8/2025, 7:39:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

Såhär såg det ut förra helgen när vi drog iväg med nio bilar till försvaret av Ukraina. 🇸🇪🇺🇦 Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

15/8/2025, 6:35:39 AM | 50 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks unhealthier than Palpatine. Still, kudos for sharing before croaking.

14/8/2025, 6:51:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, who indeed 🙄

14/8/2025, 6:48:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

If 🇧🇻 they hand it to him 🤡, we 🇸🇪 will re-annex them. They'd deserve it.

14/8/2025, 6:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snopp is (mild) Swedish slang for penis, so sure, why not?

14/8/2025, 6:41:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Just one slight problem...we in the Nordics absolutely Loathe that orange clown.

14/8/2025, 6:32:16 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, is _that_ what the US military has been doing the last two decades? 🤨 Fantastic track record, then...

14/8/2025, 6:30:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Blågula Bilen (@blagulabilen.bsky.social) reposted

109 Донецька бригада ТрО Донецька область, Покровський напрямок 109:e brigaden för territoriellt försvar i Donetsk, Pokrovsk-riktningen. 👊🏻🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! Swish: 1236076665 paypal.me/blagulabilen Bg: 5899-3932

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14/8/2025, 8:10:50 AM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gief glod for cat. Plox

13/8/2025, 7:07:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pity he isn't.

13/8/2025, 11:35:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just A Swedish Guy (@justaswedishguy.bsky.social) reply parent

Criminal! Terrorist! Deport! Deport! Deport!!!11!

12/8/2025, 8:27:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🍿

12/8/2025, 8:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view