Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought in space, no one can hear you pee, but I was wrong!
That justplainbob from over there. Retired Minnesotan who abides in Stately Moffitt Manor with Mrs. Lungs.
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I thought in space, no one can hear you pee, but I was wrong!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
That's one of Mrs. L's favs.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Back to the Recycling Center tomorrow for a volunteer shift. It feels good to be well enough to work w/o pay. π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I like French Vanilla. I just wanted to put that out there.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
He also earned a line in The Music Man's best song, "Ya Got Trouble." "Like to see some stuck-up jockey'boy. Sittin' on Dan Patch? Make your blood boil? Well, I should say."
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
That may be the most Labor Day song, ever. #TEFMonday
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Mrs. Lungs is downstairs rewatching a Brit TV murder mystery she fell asleep watching earlier. I have given her no spoiler alerts, but I did solve this one before the amateur sleuths did.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
"Then Came Bronson" was the coolest show. Back when teevee still had some good ideas. I remember some of the other shows, too. "Now & Again" was terrific.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike's still has $3 burgers and hot dogs at the Fair. This is an older photo, BTW. www.mnstatefair.org/vendor/154.1/
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
They absolutely LOVE sedum, especially the Autumn Joy variety. Ours is packed with bees right now. Also, sedum is tough as nails, drought resistant, and grows anywhere the sun shines.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
"The Minnesota State Fair, where miracles happen every day..."
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
All Hail the Dickquinox!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dolomites are surreal.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Wowzers! Maybe next year...
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
ALWAYS!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
We ARE passing through there this month, and that's a great tip!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. I may forgive her, but I don't think Mrs. Lungs ever will.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Doing EXACTLY the same. Our wills were updated make sure she never gets a dime. If there is any money left over, it goes to the dolphins. π¬
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to use that as a bargaining chip with my sister to stop her from challenging every step I took as executor of my mom's very modest estate. I suspect she was also the reason it was very modest.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
This seems to be a big club that nobody wants to join, but here we are. π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
You speak truth to power.
Andrew Krueger (@akpix.bsky.social) reposted
Labor Day sunrise this morning over downtown St. Paul, as seen from the steps of the cathedral
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Brandi, go to bed.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure I will beat my dad's 85 years, or I will even want to.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm also intimidated about trying to cook some international cuisine at home, and I don't know why. Because every time I make a leap of faith, I realize it's just food. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but you can always order a pizza. π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Sometimes you discover things when you look up old obits of your relatives, such as your Uncle Albert, who seemed as old as Father Time, was the same age you are now when he died. www.newspapers.com/article/the-...
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never tried making moussaka* at home, but if I grew eggplant, I would give it a try. * If you have never had it before, get thee to a good Greek restaurant and prepare to have your life changed.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Customers sometimes showed up speaking in Arabic, presuming Al'Jean to be of Middle Eastern origin. In fact, it was a mashup of my aunt and uncles' names, Al & Jean Moffitt.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
As a youth, I spent some time working at the Al'Jean Dairy, the largest goat dairy in Indiana. There, I learned a lot about goats, life, and work, not especially in that order.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
We got that one too.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Apparently our nation's worst Secretary of Defense is in town for a Twins game, along with his comically oversized security detail. This may be the greatest concentration of losers in Minnesota since the 2008 Republican National Convention.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
It actually IS pretty good. I had some last year. Not like the paella we had in Spain good, but pretty good just the same.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Dems in disarray. π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I had the biscuits & gravy with two over-easy eggs on my last visit to the Fair and it hit the spot.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
We're staying home tomorrow, but Mrs. Lungs is channeling the MN State Fair by creating her version of the Peg Muffin. The Peg, as many of you know, is an Old School eatery hidden behind the Hort-Ag Building.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Two of the 3 Sisters!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
So according to today's news, India was hit with crippling US tariffs because Modi wouldn't back That Guy's pressure campaign to get him a Nobel Peace Prize. π«€
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
File Under: Smells Partisan I can't be the only one who noticed that swing-and-a-miss State Fair "Smellscape" piece in today's Strib cites "body odor" detected near the DFL booth and nowhere else. For balance, they could have had "GOPee" by the Republican shack. π‘
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
It seems like the only challenge the Minnesota Lynx can't overcome in 2025 is getting on the front page of the Strib sports section. π€
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Got out for a walk with Mrs. Lungs, so my day is already looking up.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
We had a slow start, but this month we have seen them just about every day. We're seeing males, too, which is unusual at the Manor.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
No winning numbers. Looks like I'll have to continue not going to work. π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Mrs. Lungs said this was one of the highlights of her visit to the Fair.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
I look forward to reading this jaw-dropping story tomorrow, when I get my dead tree copy.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Truth.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Ghost pipes are the coolest! I have only seen them once. π»
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
I meant to tell @stribrooks.bsky.social that Mrs. Lungs met Stribby at the Fair. No photos, alas! π¦
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
If the failing side wants to waste time, money, and resources on a booth that doesn't seem to reach anyone not already inside their base, I won't object. π I was scheduled to do some volunteer work at the Fair for the DFL before my health took an unexpected turn. Next year, fer sure!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
I'm glad the Strib followed up on this story, which was 1st shared online.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
While there are a number of booths at the Minnesota State Fair that could be classified as "political," only one targets a specific elected official with vitriolic content. It is NOT a DFL/progressive/lefty/socialist booth. We may our problems, but being hateful losers isn't one of them.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
When IU fired Corso, he first heard about on the radio. Asshole Athletics Director didn't have the guts to tell him to his face.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
I remember when Lee Corso was the IU football coach. His telegenic personality made him a sought-after spokesperson for teevee commercials in the Indy market. In the days before collage coaches' salaries went sky-high, he made more as a pitchman than as a Division 1 football coach.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Wondered why some random guy asked me if the Twins won their last game before I realized I was wearing the Twins t-shirt Mrs. Lungs got for me. Her former employer manages the retirement plans for the ball club.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
"Put cash in the bank before you stop working." It may sound Old School, but this bit of evergreen advice will serve you well.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
After we retired, we purchased an ACA plan, as neither of us were yet eligible for Medicare. When the state was convinced we were making a fraction of our previous income (they won't take your word for it) we were moved to a MinnesotaCare plan.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
It is even worse if the last thing you saw was the spider, and it seemed bigger than your face* * Yep, happened to me, yet I still live to say this.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I just saw that recently, and you're right! #BritHappens
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Bottom line is I got the best news possible, and after a uncomfortable week, I am feeling SO much better. I still have some health issues to resolve, but I trust the team who has been caring for me so well.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
While I have complained a bit about my health lately, I need to give a shout-out to the lab techs, nurses, docs, etc. who have been caring for me. I would be in a world of hurt w/o them, and I know they have had my back these past few weeks, and I thank them.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
There IS a resistance organization, even there. I'm part of it.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
(wipes tear)
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Feeling well enough to get mad at the Almanac political panel, which is always the 1st sign of recovery.
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π’
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
I bought one, and why not? You can't lose if you don't play...
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A group of 6 LCC K9 comfort dogs arrived in Minneapolis yesterday in the wake of the latest mass shooting. The organization deploys comfort dogs following tragic events. The dogs wore their "please pet me vests," offering love and comfort to those processing this heartbreaking tragedy. 15/10 for all
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Tried a 2-block walk early this afternoon and felt okay. Going to see if I can walk a little further before turning in. #babysteps
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Mrs. Lungs was admiring the Art Deco touches when she went to the Fair on Monday.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Got out of the house for the 1st time today, besides going to the clinic.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm a veteran from a family of veterans, and my advice is don't join until this nation is in better hands.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
After a miserable week at home following my surgery, my last clinic visit went well. I'll spare you the details of my post-operative complications, but it wasn't fun.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I would absolutely buy that. My first job was at WH, and I still like their food, all these years later.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Been asking that question since November.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
What's the best non-purchase you have made in your life? I'll start with mine: a gun. I feel safer, happier, and freer without a firearm in my possession.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
And we thought the other place was damned... π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
This new visitors center near the Coon Rapids Dam looks interesting. There has been one on the other side of the river for some time. Grand Opening Sept. 6. www.threeriversparks.org/GatewayCenter
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Millions of dollars wasted, but this is what you voted for, Florida. πΈπ
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
I was afraid this would happen, and it did.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Always good advice, but it breaks my heart that anyone needed to create this 9-point reminder, and that we have to share so often.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, I know that guy!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Even the fishing opener headlines can't resist speculating about Tim Walz's political future. π bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Some reporter should compare the number of police calls to a Red State Walmart to DC's Union Station and see how they compare.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
"...Republicans think they have a strong shot at flipping control there..." Is their any real evidence to suggest they have a shot in this Blue district in Woodbury? www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Update: Seeing some online indications that The Frontier Saloon may be closed. I won't likely go to the Fair this year, so I cannot confirm or deny.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike's Hamburgers and Hotdogs at the corner of Carnes & Nelson offers $3 burgers and hotdogs, but no beer. The Frontier Saloon on Carnes has a good beer list, and has had some of the cheapest food at the Fair for years.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
People will attend the remaining Twins games this year, for some reason.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
The Cozy looks a lot like our beloved Heights Theater closer to home, but it might be worth a trip to Wadena to see this place. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/0...
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Once we have restored sanity to our nation's capitol, a good grant project proposal would be charging stations at the Fairgrounds parking areas.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
The Garden of Evies! ππβ‘
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
MPR Arts Editor Max Sparber is one of them, I believe.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Just when you think you have heard every State Fair local news angle, you discover stories you have not heard. π€
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that some of The Unwashed get upset whenever the word "haboob" appears in a story, because it is Arabic. #dustup
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
File Under: Oopsies!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Our crop art is High Art. It really is!
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen, brother.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. We are both enjoying cocktails to celebrate the good news.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social) reply parent
Mrs. Lungs had some today.
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Now that I have shared the good news with Mrs. Lungs, I'll share it with you. My biopsy results are in -- no sign of cancer. π
Robert Moffitt (@justplainbob.bsky.social)
Like many celebrity marriages, the first time I have heard they were a couple is when the breakup is announced.