John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance wants so badly to be president but he needs a majority of Trump’s cabinet. Not gonna happen short of an incapacitating stroke.
Bkgrd: Space scientist (retired) WIND POLAR IMAGE DSCOVR/Triana VISIONS I&II LRO Interests: Climate change, science and tech, Democrat, learning Python
754 followers 749 following 757 posts
view profile on Bluesky John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance wants so badly to be president but he needs a majority of Trump’s cabinet. Not gonna happen short of an incapacitating stroke.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Not necessarily, Trump doesn’t want to pay them
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Only 500 bags? Slackards.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Pakistan bribed Trump by linking his crypto company, World Liberty Financial with the Pakistan Crypto Council.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Since my taxes are paying for this, they're welcome to come by and weed and mulch my yard.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
On top of Trump's regressive tariff taxes the dollar has lost 12% of it's value this year further exacerbating inflation pressure on everyday consumers. SCOTUS may declare the tariffs illegal but that would cause the deficit to go nuclear, the fed to start printing money, and the dollar to plummet.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you kidding? Managers want to work from home as well. It’s the corner office CEOs pushing RTO.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Hilarious
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Most likely Rudy put his vehicle in reverse before punching the gas. Anyone could make that mistake. Well, anyone who confuses Four Season Total Landscaping for Four Seasons.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe I can get them to mulch around my yard. I’m just off the road from rt. 4 (known as Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C.)
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Of course if SCOTUS does rule the trump tariff taxes are illegal the deficit will go nuclear.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
So the operation was a success. He’s back to cheating at golf
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly yes
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Breaking: Trump is undergoing multiple organ transplants including heart and lungs. Organs donated by 20 year old liberal who went missing a week ago
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d take this more seriously if you wrote it in all caps
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
He said he would lower prices on day one but maybe he is counting down from day 1461 www.nbc4i.com/news/local-n...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
So the pro pollution, pro disease, pro children's death by mass shooting party wants you to know that they’re also the pro ineffectual prayer party
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Gotta make Miller’s numbers www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
I use to travel Southwest a lot but didn’t know they had a "plus size" policy. I don’t miss those moments of panic when the guy as wide as a truck spots the seat next to me www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/t...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Prosecutors almost never fail to get a grand jury to bring an indictment but it helps to have an actual case with actual evidence. I suspect we’ll see several repeats of this as the season of Trump retribution proceeds. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/u...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
We put in a habanero plant more for novelty than a desire for really hot peppers. Well it's out producing the jalapeño plant next to it by about six to one. Time to break out my father’s ceviche recipe
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d say Game of Thrones level maneuvering but I don’t expect Trump to be done in in the privy.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance is doing whatever he can to appear relevant but he learned his place when Miller overruled him on the Yemen bombing. The only way Vance becomes president is if Trump kicks the bucket before his term ends. I’d keep him out of the White House if I were Susie Wiles, just to be sure
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is probably healthy enough to live out his term. The dementia is another story and Vance isn’t in a good position and will be sidelined. Power will remain with Trump's cabinet and family. Look for the return of Ivanka and Kushner for some palace intrigue as the oligarchs sharpen their knives
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you’re giving him too much credit
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Any terminology used to address social or economic injustice will be vilified and ridiculed by Fox News and any other right wing outlets. Democrat politicians are then cowed into avoiding their use instead of standing up to address the issues raised
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
My God Democrats, if you just become Reagan Republicans everything would just be hunky dory.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
One mustn't upset the memory care patient in the White House.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Really, you would have been fucked either way. I wonder if the folks being rounded up and sent to concentration camps or foreign prisons feel the same way.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
It wouldn't be a surprise if they will find classified documents since holding on to them seems to be a habit with former high level government officials. Why not arrest the guy who posted classified information on signal chat.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, but who's calling you shortsighted?
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked! No one could have predicted this. So sorry for all the victims taken in 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless the new guy reverses policy on DEI to win back customers they're just rearranging the deck chairs.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
The officer highlighted in the article complains that he has to "control" 395 people but the ratio of cops to gen. pop., 2.5 per 1000 is high compared to the rest of the country
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Wish I could say this is just a pause until we can elect a sane president, but they’re setting back scientific research decades. You can’t turn a 100 million dollar spacecraft back on. www.space.com/space-explor...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
And they were so sure that their pandering would bring the 1% in the doors to do their shopping.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
MSM has gotten bored with the Epstein files and is now breathlessly mouthing Trump lies concerning Putin and Ukraine.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
If corporations were so good at collecting data they’d know my father passed nearly a decade ago. But he keeps getting a steady stream of solicitations for phone plans, extended warranties and life insurance.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
You’d believe any other president if they said something like this. Now we have to wait for confirmation by Putin
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
@nytimes.com has no mention today of 3 destroyers deployed to the Caribbean. WTF? If you don’t have the staff to cover the news pay the AP like other small time newspapers www.yahoo.com/news/article...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
"Bureau of Labor Statistics data shows food prices have spiked by 2.9 percent since last July, and wholesale prices on fresh and dry vegetables increased by nearly 40 percent last month " www.yahoo.com/news/article...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Moonquakes! science.nasa.gov/solar-system...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Happening on Bluesky? "In simulations, AI-generated users of stripped-down social media without content algorithms still split into polarized echo chambers" www.science.org/content/arti...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Step 1 Fail to achieve a cease fire before negotiations between Russia and Ukraine begin Step 2 Cancel planned lunch and joint press conference because Trump was overwhelmed by Putin Step 3 Call Zelenskyy and try to get him to give up a third of Ukraine because maybe they’ll give Trump a Nobel
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Step 1 Fail to achieve a cease fire before negotiations between Russia and Ukraine begin Step 2 Cancel planned lunch and joint press conference because Trump was overwhelmed by Putin Step 3 Call Zelenskyy and try to get him to give up a third of Ukraine because maybe they’ll give Trump a Nobel
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh lil' Marco. We know how much you want to be president, but debasing yourself in service of Trump won’t do it. And when it’s all over you’ll just have to replace your knee pads.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
A convicted felon taking over the capital's police force is comic book villain bad
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin may go for it since these minerals will be vital for producing the advanced weapons needed for his next invasion
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Making gauche great again
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
TDS Trump Dementia Syndrome
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
TDS Trump Dementia Syndrome www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-has...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn I lost the office pool, I had my money on kid rock
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
The damage being done is incalculable. Fortunately there is no damage.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Mitchell
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Kelsey Mitchel leads the #WNBA in total points. She's probably the most overlooked superstar in the league basketball.realgm.com/wnba/stats/2...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
The one thing you can be sure of when it comes to Trump and his minions is that every accusation every complaint is projection for what they are doing or will do.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think Zelensky is interested in swapping Crimea for Moscow, the Donbas for St. Petersburg
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
When Putin lands in Alaska Trump is obligated to arrest him and hand him over to the ICC for Putin's war crimes - kidnapping children. He won’t of course, Trump does not care about Ukrainian children any more than the children his buddy Epstein was raping, or the immigrant children Trump kidnapped
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
RIP www.bbc.com/news/article...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, that does not compute
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh Kristy, hate to break it to you. Your job is being criticized. Your plastic face? Well that too.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s amazing how many people are able to monetize their stupidity in the age of the internet
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s pretty simple, they don’t. It’s all performance. They’re atheists with a business model.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we’re going to stop doing science in the U.S. A reminder that the mRNA vaccine yielded a Nobel Prize in 2023 www.scientificamerican.com/article/nobe...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
TACO suit www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/b...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad backs have evolved out of the population
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Flood's answer was basically that the people voted for fascism in the election so tough
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
While the digital and crypto economies are going great, manufacturers are getting crushed by Trump’s tariffs.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we’d all be happy at Christmas - Don Meredith
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
I don’t think Trump has declined as much as the author suggests, mainly because he thinks Trump started at a high level. For example I doubt Trump ever understood percentages. That said just because he was always an idiot doesn’t mean he doesn’t have dementia. thehill.com/opinion/camp...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I predicted this, but I meant it as a joke
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Most of the bots following me are pretty liberal, which is nice
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, I know some of these folk. Retirement eligible anyway they pick up a few extra paychecks and then start collecting pensions and eventually social security. Most would have gladly continued serving had the administration not made it untenable
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans trying to turn their Titanic around at the last minute
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Trump has never been fully connected to reality and his wealth protected him from facing it. Now growing dementia leaves him in a complete fantasy world but the cult continues to follow him and his courtiers prop him up for their own selfish designs www.newsbytesapp.com/news/world/w...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
According to Trump we were still in the Biden economy through April so…
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
First it was murder hornets now it’s radioactive wasps www.foxla.com/news/radioac...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
The tariffanistas are claiming that corporations will eat the costs and not raise prices in response to Trump’s tariff taxes. If you believe that I have a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to sell you. In fact corporations are already raising prices in excess of the tariffs.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Same, I remember my stomach rising and falling as the cars flew down the SF streets
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
The U.S. government does not engage in weather modification but it is allowed by private companies or state governments. It doesn’t work in a reliable or predictable way so it’s not often attempted. library.noaa.gov/weather-clim...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Smart women scare the bejesus out of Trump
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Murdoch should counter depose citing Trump's age and deteriorating mental condition
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this his Scotland trip
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could improve his score if the caddy just drops it in the cup. Trump could finally beat Kim Jong Un with 18 consecutive holes in one
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Coneflower
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of changes the meaning of "suicide watch"
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
What percentage of the MAGAts believe the Trump lie that they won’t pay the tariffs but importing countries will.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the left doesn’t defend good policy when the right demonizes it. DEI, DEI? What DEI, don’t talk about DEI.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Never had any desire to board one of these floating petri dishes
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
How about zero, is zero high enough for you?
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
He only had to promise not to implicate Trump
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
If you think about it the organizing principal of the Trump regime is a war on children. Birthright citizenship, family separations, ending USAID food programs and contributions to UNICEF, saddling the our children and theirs with massive debt, while cutting medicaid and SNAP, and the list goes on
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Pathetic attempt to use makeup to cover his bruises. He’s probably on some serious blood thinners to try and stem the micro strokes and concomitant dementia he’s been suffering petapixel.com/2025/07/17/c...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
Republican war on children continues. Much of the foreign aid including funding for UNICEF supports the welfare of the poorest and most vulnerable children throughout the world www.cnn.com/2025/07/17/p...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social)
TACO Trump eases export restrictions on NVDIA advanced chips put in place, they said, to prevent access by the Chinese military. Now they’re saying these were "negotiating chips" but we got nothing in return. The art of the deal. www.cnn.com/2025/07/15/b...
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess that's why she told the story about murdering her dog.
John Keller (@jwkeller.bsky.social) reply parent
Little late to get Giuliani involved I hear Four Seasons Total Landscaping is already booked for the summer