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Today on a Sunday drive in Nevada, a different state from where I live, I stopped to help a mother opossom and her babies cross a desert road. Departing alone at a normal rate of speed I was t boned by a fast moving ice cream truck. I am now in traction at the hospital. You have no further questions
Remember last night? That was cool.
Is this bananabot traipsing about playing the riff from our lips are sealed?
That’s fucking amazing 😂
fuck it!
So THIS is how it feels to live in a completely fabricated truth!
How many def cons are there in the PPI tho?
we’re all just going with it and i love that for us
i think everyone got carried away cuz once you give yourself to the rumor it just FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD
now, normally i loathe when people post screenshots from twitter but on an evening such as this, our girl remains undefeated…
my husband just said “if it’s true where should we go?” i said i thought walking to the bottom of our street would be fine 🤷🏼♀️
I mean, why not today?
Got the Covid It’s brutal Be careful out there
Happy goat... 😊 #babygoat #animals #bluesky
Aaahhhh…. Much better
i wouldnt know :(
came on here excited to get the tea on taylor’s engagement and it’s nothing but trump jesus christ you guys let’s have some nice things TAKE A BREAK
That’s really the best use for Chicago deep dish 🍕 🥊
Sorry, I’m just seeing this kerfuffle now and I would like to set the record straight. There is no controversy. New Haven has the best pies in the world - THE END. Connecticut has every right to this claim. God you people make me so mad sometimes.
I’m gonna have to disagree. New Haven is the undisputed king of apizza. Sally’s, Modern, Pepe’s - nowhere on earth will you find insanely delicious pies like these. And I will fight you.
a competition for the cuntiest take on ambitious democrats good job bluesky
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
Hooooboy… been preparing for this moment since 8th grade. Just totally overwhelmed that it happened. Thanks to Jane, Charlotte & Gina for inviting me to be an honorary GoGo last night. Extra points to Fred Armisen, boldly filling in on bass for Kathy!
Do we have to do our universal healthcare like the other countries? Why not something brand new and revolutionary conceived by America’s greatest young minds, broke, healthy and yearning for medical and dental?
I LOVE IT!!!
Doc McStuffins launched my career in TV animation. Nearly every dept overseeing our music was led by a female - showrunner, network exec, vo director, accounting. Eps were created in an organized drama-free workflow and delivered ahead of schedule. So rare. Women truly do not have time for stupid.
entering the communist phase of whatever the fuck
All those brain teaser puzzles in the Cracker Barrel country store send up an egalitarian bat signal to loitering churchgoers, college students, hungover rock bands, methheads, white and blue collar workers alike. The socioeconomic utopia Dolly has envisioned for us all.
Hand to god, Letters To Cleo used to route our tours using Cracker Barrel maps. We paid ourselves $15 per diem each for food and necessities and if we could stop at a Barrel between gigs that’d be enough for a whole meal, a tip and $2 left over for a pack of smokes or some trucker speed.
This weekend LA!!
Alien Earth is really great so far, right?
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I was a Catholic school 8th grader so that characterization would have missed me entirely 😂
Well, I'm not uptight Not unattracted Turn me on tonight I'm a-radioactive (shrimp) [To the other 4 fans of The Firm, you’re welcome]
Aren’t federal funds - the kind being held from blue states for insufficient obedience - just state money paid to the federal govt and appropriated by congress back to the states for highways & stuff? If so can’t CA and MA stop sending $ to the US? Sorry if this is a dumb question I’m a lead singer.
Also, Happy Birthday Hell World!
I just read your newsletter and found it heartbreaking. I’m here as a 56 yr old lady with a different perspective on things to encourage you to follow the notion which comes up in your writing over and over: Do I have to live in information agony to be helpful? I don’t think you do. Love, Kay
Daily smile for today... 😊 #bluesky
Your auntie is cool as hell and she clearly gets you.
WHAT THE FUCK?
“I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee.“ - Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously" No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
Is anyone besides me obsessed with Sprouts’ bulk 12 flavor gummi bears and freaking the fuck out that every Sprouts store in LA seems to be out of stock??! HELP ME 🆘 🚑 💨
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Letters To Cleo w/ The Cavedogs!! 11.19 Bowery Ballroom NYC 11.21-22 The Paradise BOSTON
“I threw the sandwich.”
Genuinely the most cringe thing I have ever heard of. Dads, please hug your sons (and buy them a dog) so they don’t end up like this fragile, needy, pathetic fucking loser.
Don’t forget about Donald Trump being a disgusting pig and best friends with the Epstein guy with whom he shared a passion for raping minors. It should go without saying he’s criminally unfit to be walking around a free man but just in case it bears repeating I’m reminding you not to forget!
Rare earth metals mining beneath the ocean floor also seems like work the proleterrestrials™️ will be allowed to do.
All good paying jobs leaving earth for the space colonies sounds like a threat to me.
From acceptance letter to “SEE YA!”: a mother’s journey.
This is awesome, of course, but they could have gotten us to perform the entire soundtrack! @tompolce.bsky.social
When the president of our country tried to make Los Angeles a militarized zone recently, he was hoping for a big violent television event. He got nothing. How can he create fear if citizens won’t play along?
our president is the dumbest one ever
wait wut
Well that sure would be breaking news 😂
I guess so? You’re in a better position to say than I 🤷🏼♀️
Silence Of The Lambs is the greatest movie of all time. What’s #2?
oh boy
you poke fun but IT’S TRUE
old books are superior because they came out on vinyl tho
not since i had the gameday chip implanted now i never miss a single loss!
guess what i read a newspaper in the morning and then i don’t read or watch news again until the next morning like a caveman in the 1900s
Who can sleep when there are thousands of posts per minute by people who watched War Of the Worlds tonight
Outdoors today, I let someone cut in front of me in traffic on purpose, complimented a random stranger, went to spin class, met some new people at a day party, made a fruit & yogurt bowl drizzled with honey from my friend’s bee farm, watched a horror movie with my man. Goodnight, fellow humans 🌙
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my husband did not care for my look today i guess
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NYC! BOSTON! We are Cleo’ing!!!
Trust me - we want to play in Dublin SO BAD!
Letters To Cleo with one of our favorite bands of all time, The Cavedogs! Tix on sale NOW!
See ya there!!
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came *this close* to stealing his date at the prom tho
Do we have any Y Combinator alums in our midst?
American photographer John Vachon Rainy Day In Times Square, New York City, 1943 (colorized) #JohnVachon #Photography
Last night I took my new jumpsuit to the Hollywood Independent Music Awards 🆒
Painting by Lee Madgwick ‘Import’ Oil/acrylic on canvas. Size 80 x 80cm.
The Grapeshot account is so obviously a trollbot. Why intentionally amplify posts that are basically fabricated in a liblab to upset you?
The decision to boycott a company has never been easier. Fingers crossed LaCroix steers clear of the secksy AI ladybots
Hot as fuck 🔥 Thank you for a funky time, Chicago #WickerParkFest #LettersToCleo
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Still blown away these kooks came out on their wedding eve to see us play in Chicago last night. Awesome to meet you Mr. & Mrs. MattyStef! xoxoxo
If your kindergartener used this excuse, you’d die laughing. A 6th grader? So grounded.
What the fresh hell…??
That’s crazy - I remember it well!
Milwaukee with Letters to Cleo was the funnest!
South Park Erm… wow ok that’s different
nice try hulk, we still want the epstein files
TOUCHÈ!
It’s weird that the thing he finally can’t escape is the Epstein list because of all the disgusting things he’s done, his chumminess with Epstein has long been accompanied by truly embarrassing photos, video, literal hotel receipts. I mean, fine. Whatever it takes. But holy crap, seriously?
I just landed him an overall at HBOMax and I don’t even know anybody there