My dog did this the other day. Except she looked at me, made sure I was still there, and went right back to playing 🤣🤣
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My dog did this the other day. Except she looked at me, made sure I was still there, and went right back to playing 🤣🤣
It’s an understatement to say he’s made his living suing pharmaceutical companies. Suing these companies has made him very wealthy. He’s a joke
Great, now we get to spend the holiday weekend explaining mitochondria to his minions who’ve barely graduated high school 🙄
Sometimes the less obvious way is the best way. Whatever gets you there
It’s so incredibly tacky.
I always count putting on the suit. 👍
She doesn’t realize that IF MTG had Arby’s sandos in her pants it would make MTG far more likeable
One offered to buy it and they still said no.
That MO AG is bananas. Suing IBM for the same reason. He stops just short of saying out loud that women and POC are less qualified than all white men.
And we now wait for Sean Duffy to tell us that technology is cyclical. Long live the beeper king
He was also the beeper king, so…
She is absolutely batshit.
So much for a cancer vaccine then, yeah? These bozos will kill us all
And this bozo is afraid of the New York subway 🙄
I tried changing it to Spanish and that didn’t work for me. And then i remembered the live channels. Glad you sorted it!
I tried that first and it didn’t work for me. Glad you sorted it!
For folks with the app and don’t want to watch the Gilded Age en Espanol, on the HBO homepage, scroll down to where the HBO channels are listed. The “live” broadcast is there and in English. #gildedage
If you have the app on your tv, scroll down through all of the movies and shows and it will have all the HBO channels which isn’t in Spanish
Try to watch the “live” version. I have that on my app.
Why are there always so many of them on screen at the same time?
That is amazing!
It never occurred to me that a cocaine addiction could make someone grow breasts
Oh yeah, I forgot about that! 🤣.
Anytime, wherever you are 👍
And you know he’s going to believe there is a Gulf of Maine…
Because there was a massive earthquake near the Kamchatka Peninsula. 8.7. That’s big and could/did trigger a tsunami. But if you live in Arizona, Nevermind 🤣
I didn’t give a rats ass about the list. I figured the usual suspects. But now, now I really want to know because this bozo is terrified of something 🤣🤣
Now it’s Kamala. This man is batshit.
Wait until they find out all electricity works that way. And you know, batteries 🙄
Good. Little twat deserved it
He always hardly knows all of the people he knows 🙄
No way! 🙄
This makes me so sad. I loved how he’d just pop up on a show totally unexpectedly. RIP ❤️
He/she seems more indignant for being rescued than I’d expect 🤣❤️
It’s not going to tell us anything. Of course it won’t. Good grief.
Ngl, I miss the lemonade one. It was good and easy to make.
Those hardworking people have been working for these agencies for ages and in some positions, risked their lives. No way would they work for his bozo.
I tend to recommend a claymation battle in situations like these 🤣
Right, only liberals ride the subway. This bozo is unfit for this job or any other job outside lumberjacking. And probably not even that
Outstanding! 👏👏
Hahaha. As a wildlife biologist that’s hilarious. Baking powder and baking soda can mess with your head though
I’d watch a Giants game or fly out of SFO just to meet that rabbit
This is outstanding!
Do they have a groovy aftertaste? And if you haven’t had the Selena Gomez Oreos, you really should.
Junior brought the coke
You forgot Biden destroying them. I mean, he caused the Texas floods so of course he did 🙄
Good lord, he’s a moron. An evil, despicable moron
Aw, she’s so sweet! Hi Izzy! ❤️
What’s interesting about Rachel is that the couldn’t stand her on her original season but now I adore her. I might actually watch this season 🤔
They used algorithms. Our international diplomacy is damaged because of 22 year old coders who’ve never had a passport 🤬
This is sadly, accurate. I live in a flood prone area & our local govt is all over it. We have a warning horn, texts when it rains, cameras at creeks, gauges, etc. But I live in CA, so…
Except that the entire area is a known flood risk. I live in CA but work in Tx and I know that. Many, many people knew it. They were warned. They didn’t heed those warnings. So yeah, it was a preventable tragedy
And he had opportunity to redeem himself but biffed that too.
Hurray for Steve McQueen!
It’s funny because it’s true
I took a class called African Americans in Film and I still think about that class. It was awesome.
I did my senior masters thesis at UC Berkeley on the films of Alfred Hitchcock. My major was English. It was amazing. I learned critical thinking skills and how to analyze and interpret and to write. Given our current political environment, more people need these skills.
God forbid we send in folks with swift water experience during a flood event 🙄
PETA believes pets are slaves and would rather be dead than live with a loving family. They’re in no position to say what’s best for a dog. Frenchies are overbred, no argument there, but ffs, PETA believes pets shouldn’t exist. Sue the breeders & buyers.
They had to move a summer camp because of these bozos. So f-d up
It’s cute that they think an algorithm can tell you when someone is “able bodied”
Genetically Modified Cheetah Crabs would be a good band name though
The idea that we can rely in the states is ludicrous at best. This area is prone to flooding and there were warnings.
Except that area is prone to flash floods and NWS did issue flash flood alerts on Friday. Yet, no evacuations? Gutting FEMA/NOAA will have consequences because the states are simply not prepared.
There are few things I enjoy more than potty-mouthed parrots. 👍
Had one dog bark at them. Next dog didn’t care one bit. Current dog hasn’t shown any concern so far. We don’t get a lot of people setting them off everywhere so that’s good.
Causational relationships allude MarkWayne Gary Wayne 🙄
Yep, they wrote it all down…
I’ve watched every episode of #theBear and I was as confused as Frank about the Berzatto family tree. 🤣
Bullies rarely stop when they get what they want. They always want more.
Even Trumps hand picked Joint Chief said they needed to “assess damage”
Nothing says leadership than signing your social media posts 🙄
🤣🤣🤣🤣. That’s the best laugh I’ve had all day
The Bears do live in England, so…
Sweetie, I’m not angry at anyone but this bozo administration. You, on the other hand, are blaming Harris for what Trump actually did. It seems your goal is to make me angry which both sad and a failure 🤣
Blaming who actually bombed Iran instead of trying to prove a point with conjecture isn’t moving goalposts. 🙄
No, it’s ignorant and short sighted. Trump has alienated every ally the U.S. has except Israel. He’s underestimating Iran and his international clout.
What’s sad it that we agree on many things but saying Harris would have bombed Iran is pure conjecture. Let’s blame the asshole who actually did bomb them.
Keep telling yourself that.
Quit excusing your vote for Trump. Own it. You voted for this as well as tanking the economy and trafficking people. You voted for this. You did.
Citation?
That’s the spirit! And the meme is a nice touch 🙄 Trump is to blame, dear. Try reading Project 2025. It’s all right there 🙄
Ok, “bro”. 🙄
If you say so 🙄
And Harris would bomb Iran because Israel told her to? Not a chance. It hasn’t even been 6 months & Trump has had 2 military episodes. Let’s not forget Yemen. He’s a disaster. To believe otherwise is to be naive at best. But I’ll be praying for ya.
if you really think Harris would be as bad as Trump you’re daft as you seem. Good fucking grief 🙄
Aw, look at you being all daft this morning. Don’t worry little buddy, you’ll figure it out 🙄
Just watched this today! Such a great film
Not for COCs that could harm all of us, but for this 🙄
💯 intentional. This entire administration is disgusting
Like he give a shit about the environment. He & his pals are trying to sell off national parks lands 🙄
Calls Alex Padilla “Jose” and then continues to insult a U.S. senator. This entire administration is disgraceful at best
What a disgusting remark. Thanks for showing up for work on a Federal holiday. Is she going to thank everyone on the 4th of July? This administration is disgraceful
And we all know rocket fuel cleans right up! 🙄
I’m not a rocket scientist but this seems like not what we want 🙄
Flag poles. Rope inside the pole. Wtaf?
Brown food tastes good. RIP Chef 😥
Don’t forget the bring a towel.
I have never served in the military but I would imagine that I wouldn’t be too keen on my fellow soldiers being discharged for being trans, some news reader telling me what to do, & senior folks being fired or demoted arbitrarily. Add the dumb ego parade it wouldn’t surprise me that moral was low