Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, I finally figured it out - the "e" in "e-commerce" stands for "evil"! 🫠
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, I finally figured it out - the "e" in "e-commerce" stands for "evil"! 🫠
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Nightingale: "'In The Gale Of The Night (Peggy Gou radio edit)' - out now on all streaming sites!!1"
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how the current VS Code release notes list all kinds of AI shenanigans as "key highlights" (barf), but leave the *one* useful AI-related feature in the middle of all the other AI-fellating gobbledigook, probably hoping you would never notice it: code.visualstudio.com/updates/v1_1...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
As if the reproducability crisis in science hasn't already been bad enough... D:
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
So are you gonna submerge your tablet in water while working digitally now? 🤔 Also - make sure to market it as "Painter Fuel"...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Was actually expecting you to open with this... :)
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
The computer madness is terminal, but also the computer terminal is madness!
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
aka "Autfits"? 😉
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Not just talking about a cat - talking about a TALKING cat even! 🙀
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
I was gonna ask "orgy?", but...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
SURPRISE!!1!eins
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe only add it for New Game+? 🤔
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Der Putin-Besuch zu Kneissls Hochzeit war ja auch schwer zu toppen...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of that one religion joke from Emo Philips... www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/s...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Soweit ich das mitbekommen habe hat den ja auch das FBI nicht ermittelt, sondern seine Eltern haben ihn dort abgeliefert...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
For them "plastic surgery" is "gender affirming care"...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
"reconstructive surgery", aka "gender affirming care"
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, "Jesus"? I thought he was going to Failhalla? 🤔
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
So you're saying "needs more cowbell"? ;)
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for the media to contort into a pretzel shape trying to explain "for teh lulz" for a general-ish audience...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Any time you're told to come back a while later in a game, then leave the game running for hours standing right there, and nothing ever happens until you leave...
sonboy megapractical (@jimpjorps.bsky.social) reposted
anyone need their horse rotated?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
*nudge, nudge* *wink, wink* *ring, ring*
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumbest possible timeline. And they removed the "Quit to DOS" option some patches back... :(
Dr. Strangepork (@drstrangepork.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
From conspiracy theorist to conspiracy practitioner - what an upgrade!
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
"the Patel and the bureau" sounds like the worst Disney movie ever... 🤔
HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reposted
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
A picture of Abraham Lincoln-Pandemik...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy crap - and I've been reading it for 22 of those years... :D Happy anniversary!
Randall Munroe (@xkcd.com) reposted
What if the Moon were made entirely of electrons? Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social! youtu.be/DiWFXv9N0Vs
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Beefnado?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a book Fine Print, or how a Divine Contract may not be the Runner-Up Cure for a Broken Heart
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Clettuce
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Even said family is finally getting fed up with his bullshit - but what took them so long? They should have nipped him in the bud ages ago...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
"SUPER-MEH COURT", even...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure they're keeping her under lock and key somewhere in Lower Austria, not in some French cave, though... :D
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
"Oh eternal saint of infinite ammo, low pings and lightning fast reflexes, don't fail me now!" *kisses blessed gamer mouse with an RGB backlit cross on it* ... EWWW... >_<
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I can read them all on @slipshinecomics.bsky.social, but is there a way to buy a PDF version somewhere?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
You probably screwed up her locale settings doing that... Q-tip in the left ear should reset 'em.
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Big If True.
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Wenn ein Land im Krieg ist, dann gibt es eben gleich einen Putsch statt Wahlen... 🤔
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Doch wohl "Zuk0Nft"?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Paul Blart: Mall Robocop?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Step two - always the worst enemy of step one! (And vice versa)
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Drinkflation
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, ants. Thants. Look Around You was a warning!!1!eins
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Only valid use for machine learning is Waifu2x. Don't ask how I know.
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Nonono - Carrier Command for the Atari ST came first!
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Krieg- und Friedensnobelpreis
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
AUFGEBEN TUT MAN EINEN BRIEF, MEISTER!!1!eins
Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) reposted
I'll do that as well, seeing as though it's #BandcampFriday @bandcamp.com spray.bandcamp.com/album/music-...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Shadowbanned'd!
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, video-ized versions of GIFs that show a seek bar the first few seconds, as opposed to "real" GIFs that don't... :/
Drew Misemer is heading to OCAF (Also tired) (@dmisemer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
There's only one Hello Sunshine, and it's @keezyyoung.bsky.social Hello Sunshine (Out Soon, preorder here www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hello-suns...) Reece Witherspoon can shove it.
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
The Passion 2 Of The Christ
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
That reminds me of the video to The Notwist's "Pick Up The Phone"... (though it has only one bunny...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox95...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
I thougt you were working on Taskybutt, not Taskybubu? D:
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social)
@kim-hu.com - have you heard of this game called "Rollerdrome" before? 🤔 www.gog.com/en/game/roll... www.gog.com/news/release...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Prior art? 🤔
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
AAAAAA ist ja auch schon vergeben: store.steampowered.com/app/15520/Aa...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hey, Cage definitely rings a bell - also, that band name... 🫠 Gotta check it out sometimes.
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Could be worse - it could be uninteresting...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Die bringen halt ihr AaAaAhHhHh-Game... D:
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
potholes >>> plotholes
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
(tip of the non-existant hat to @nellucnhoj.bsky.social for... reasons...)
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
"mAIonnAIse"?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Ich bin nicht mal Deutscher, und selbst mir hat das bis tief ins Mark hinein weh getan... 😣 Da sag' noch mal jemand, von sozialen Medien bekäme man kein Kopfaua... 🤕
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like "GossiTheRabidDog" would be more appropriate by then... :(
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
@mrweebl.bsky.social does this look familiar? :)
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
There's always...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Shen scared Shenless...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you gonna do when the flag's allowed values are just True, False and FileNotFound? :(
Keezy Young🌼 @NYCC B24 (@keezyyoung.bsky.social) reposted
no joke this is why i throw letters in before i start drawing haha. they don't have to be perfect but it's a real good reminder to leave that space. i'd do it even if i wasn't responsible for the final lettering tbh (this doesn't save me from when i edit my dialogue after i've drawn the thing oc)
Ryan Estrada (@ryanestrada.com) reposted
Y'all like wild behind the scenes stories, huh? How about one involves marital drama, a fanboy dictator, kidnapping, and kaiju? Buckle up for the tale of director Shin Sang-Ok, actress Choi Eun-hee, Kim Jong Il, and Pulgasari. (Nine skeets, so keep clicking if Bluesky cuts the thread.)
Kim Hu (@kim-hu.com) reposted
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear defenestration is quite the rage in Russia... 🤔
the Juice Media (@thejuicemedia.com) reposted
The Norwegian Government has made a new tourism ad, and it's surprsingly honest and informative! 🇳🇴
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Bollard's Most Wanted™
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as you don't superglue geckos to your hands and try to scale walls... D:
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
For that eerie Limmy-nal horror feeling... D:
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
"Regional Car Dealership Rococo" halt. Ein paar Wunderbäume könnt' er auch noch aufhängen... www.patreon.com/posts/mcmans...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Aber aber aber Österreich-Ungarn!!1!eins
Österreichischer Chemtrailpilotenverband (@chemtrailpilots.bsky.social) reposted
Reptiloide aus der Schweiz nennt man Eidechsen
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks more like a keyboardless wire to me... 😣
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't you mean he's working on Underrune, I mean Deltatale?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
My fave take is @kim-hu.com's post-apocalyptic Wasteland Warrior Clippy...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Those aren't the dorks you're looking for!
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
It should be called "autocarrot", and definitely default to "off"...
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we please try to save the feet and toss the rest?
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither did I - and I live here! 🤔 (Got a good chuckle out of a video where someone in Japan gave their two pet otters jerky in heart shaped Gmundner Keramik bowls, though... 😀)
𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚎 "𝙶𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝" (@hauntedstudio.bsky.social) reposted
It took a year, but I completed Chapter 12. The last page will be posted on September 5. I've started the sketching phase for Chapter 13, but I'll be taking my regular break in between chapters. Looking back at these pages... There are so many hours poured into this comic that it overwhelms me. ❤️
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for persevering through the whelm, though - I can't wait to see where the story is headed... :)
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
Check Windows' audio mixer that's hidden in Settings - in Windows 10 (which I'm still using) you can at least set up individual volume leves (and/or mute) per application, and (IIRC) maybe also choose an audio device per app in Windows 11? 🤔
Leak (@kernelleak.bsky.social) reply parent
To quote Christoph de Babalon from almost 30 years ago: "If You're Into It, I'm Out of It"
The Rise and Fall Of the South West Norfolk MP (@joebaldwin.me.uk) reposted reply parent
Extremely funny given that Wikipedia is functionally a bunch of dispute resolution mechanisms that has somehow made an encyclopedia