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Celebrating life by eating 1 treat everyday 🌱🛼⚖️🧍🏻‍♂️

created November 19, 2024

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Permission granted. Over

23/9/2025, 8:07:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conspiracy with no real proof: Is Ethan Klein funded by Chorus? He came heavy defending them when their influencers got exposed and a lot of these shitlib orgs hate pro Palestine voices. In particular Hasan Piker. Idk but his shit stinks

23/9/2025, 8:06:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The American in me is listening

22/9/2025, 11:24:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Funky Town” should modernize to “Freaky Town” or “Goofy Town” and “The Revolution will Not be Televised” should modernize to “The Revolution will Not be Live-streamed”

22/9/2025, 10:37:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sand casino strikes

20/9/2025, 11:18:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s actually badass ngl

18/9/2025, 8:19:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope ur child is a dom lesbian so this name can hit harder

18/9/2025, 8:03:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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:0 congratulations!!! Can u give the baby an epic name

18/9/2025, 7:51:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be Newsome’s campaign slogan

17/9/2025, 5:02:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair. The average voter is probably this deranged

17/9/2025, 4:47:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

*exwife

12/9/2025, 5:26:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprise surprise. Fire woman attracts cavemen

12/9/2025, 12:28:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s more of a butt scratcher enjoyer (I’m guessing because her lil legs don’t reach back there)

11/9/2025, 9:48:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The CIA knew her posts were a threat to the mundane 😔

11/9/2025, 9:47:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

Is mine cute enough?

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11/9/2025, 6:01:10 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

Do this is how I’m finding out 😭

11/9/2025, 5:56:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

Not Ezra 😭😭 I knew he was a shitlib but I didn’t know he was more shit than lib

11/9/2025, 5:53:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bumble urself before u become un hinge d

11/9/2025, 5:52:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah. That’s actually proof that you’re pro second amendment

11/9/2025, 1:40:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social)

Okay gang. Who has the stronger nussy? Kirk or Trump?

11/9/2025, 1:10:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhh. Gavin Newsom’s son’s favorite political commentator!!

11/9/2025, 12:51:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t believe he claimed to be pro life then pull this stunt

11/9/2025, 12:51:09 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social) reply parent

Charlie Kirk who?

11/9/2025, 12:38:52 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real

11/9/2025, 12:04:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honor him by yodeling at ur local Walmart

10/9/2025, 3:20:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao I love Zohran but FIFA is one of the most corrupt institutions to ever exist

10/9/2025, 2:13:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put cat ears on him and I’ll get back to u on that

9/9/2025, 4:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Makes sense. Rose the Drakedaughter

9/9/2025, 4:23:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ur prolly the daughter Kendrick talked about

8/9/2025, 8:00:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drake ahh line

8/9/2025, 5:06:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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U got team preference yet?

8/9/2025, 6:27:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been obsessed with that game lately

5/9/2025, 6:41:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dolls in the big city

4/9/2025, 1:56:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go ahead and do it. I’ll leave it like thus

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4/9/2025, 3:03:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. It means a new car from my insurer

4/9/2025, 1:57:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d appreciate it if u did this to me

3/9/2025, 11:56:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mah Wife

2/9/2025, 5:15:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what I call winning

2/9/2025, 4:03:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Us asf rn

2/9/2025, 2:12:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is my dick a sub if I’m jorkin it with my dom hand?

2/9/2025, 12:44:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pedo Troll is insane. I haven’t taken Klein seriously for a while but this demolished any semblance of credibility on future scandals he covers

2/9/2025, 12:37:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish I could rev my penis in the urinal the way ppl rev their cars when they’re next to each other on a traffic light

2/9/2025, 12:37:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Checking every pocket on me till I find my vape (it’s on my hand)

1/9/2025, 9:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All the recipes are bomb asf 🥴

1/9/2025, 6:53:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a world of full of judgement. It always has been

29/8/2025, 2:25:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social)

Do you think you hate flies in the bathroom for the same reason chefs hate customers in the kitchen?

28/8/2025, 5:12:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun has become thrilling

28/8/2025, 5:02:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onto major?

28/8/2025, 5:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clocker has never been to the south

28/8/2025, 12:30:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But wife?

27/8/2025, 1:14:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 1:09:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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U fw lays?

27/8/2025, 12:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thiccums 🫵🥴📸 (@keviepu.bsky.social)

Whoever discovered caffeine. Lowkey kinda fuck u and high key kinda thank u ily

26/8/2025, 11:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me when I talk vegan politics with leftists

26/8/2025, 11:22:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What da Jemme?

26/8/2025, 4:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me know if it’s riveting or funny. I’ve heard both opinions

26/8/2025, 1:18:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was but I got up 😳😫

26/8/2025, 1:13:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we get Jemme on vogue or some?

26/8/2025, 1:12:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do u recommend I fall back asleep?

25/8/2025, 10:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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>_< omg yall are so cute

25/8/2025, 10:32:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Howdy 🤠

25/8/2025, 10:31:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colorful block games tend to do that. I’ve wasted nights on Minecraft

25/8/2025, 4:48:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I WANT TO ORGANIZED WEIRD SHAPED BOXES NOW!!!

24/8/2025, 9:28:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. Does that mean u follow urself too?

24/8/2025, 6:43:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#sorelatable I hope u accumulate all the clout

24/8/2025, 7:08:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do clout chasing content 😈😈

24/8/2025, 3:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jorkin it is a gateway drug to falling asleep too 😔

24/8/2025, 12:16:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Show don’t tell 💅💅💅

21/8/2025, 11:23:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish I could get countertops from the moon on my kitchen

21/8/2025, 12:50:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If my life depended on shit posts I wouldn’t be dead but I’d be in a coma

21/8/2025, 12:49:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 5:32:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then a cosmic fart happened

20/8/2025, 5:26:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Type shit Elon would say

20/8/2025, 5:06:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“hello plushie protective services…” 📞👮🏻‍♂️

20/8/2025, 3:51:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Audacity is the reason our lifespans are shorter than women’s :(

20/8/2025, 3:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The woke mob wants to cancel u for speaking truth to power 😞😞

20/8/2025, 3:45:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hoping some day ppl call us only Zoomers. I actually really like the term

20/8/2025, 6:10:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Millennials. We know them as millennials for having experienced the turn of the millennium but they are Gen Y

20/8/2025, 6:10:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MK Ultra but instead of making me a sleeper agent I do my daily chores without hesitation instead

19/8/2025, 4:26:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bud. I’m afraid to inform you that you are the oppressor. And your descendants will see you with the same disgust I do

19/8/2025, 2:16:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s said that if you slam your dick on a piano for long enough you will inevitably come up with a Beethoven symphony

19/8/2025, 1:43:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching it rn

18/8/2025, 10:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bethesda takes sm creative liberty with their franchises it walks all over canon. Idk why u can’t 🤧🤧

18/8/2025, 10:16:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought that was the fluid

18/8/2025, 9:53:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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U got any links

18/8/2025, 9:40:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Girl have fun. I’m bought in now. I can def see fallout being before the other ones. Like an advanced prequel. Also I thought Tamriel was a different planet. Ik they have more than one moon

18/8/2025, 9:34:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Canadians please save us 🙏 🇨🇦

18/8/2025, 2:18:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a tough theory to hold together

18/8/2025, 2:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe we had the same teacher 🤪😳

18/8/2025, 2:17:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lame. By then cans will be regular sized again 😒

18/8/2025, 2:17:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is so heat I recommend u copyright it

18/8/2025, 1:32:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Proof 🤨🤨

18/8/2025, 1:08:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dream Blunt Rotation Donald J Trump Rose The Bungler My 4th grade bitch of a teacher

18/8/2025, 1:06:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Wolfenstein and DOOM count in this too?

18/8/2025, 1:05:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He knows what’s up

18/8/2025, 1:03:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I give that valor to the Canadians. Not so much the Brits

18/8/2025, 1:03:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually crazy tho. They have that extra year of experience

18/8/2025, 1:03:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish I could trans my age to 25 for the same reasons

16/8/2025, 12:10:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Couldve been a ninja by now but i didnt choose that path in life

15/8/2025, 3:30:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why we need to go back to ATLEAST New Deal ideals

15/8/2025, 2:48:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view