That escalator better be bribed asap!
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That escalator better be bribed asap!
The snowflake is telling everyone to tough it out? He should take a Colbert with a Kimmel chaser.
I love that Schumer and Jeffries are going to demand a meeting with Trump. I hope they bring their heavy hitting backups of the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.
Are they demanding this meeting with a strongly worded letter? Trump is really fearful of those.
See what happens? It only took one haircut.
Please tell me this is bad AI.
So many defenders of free speech are butt hurt because someone exersized his free speech. ❄️ That and butt kissing to complete a mega merger. But I’m sure they’re not at all related.
Can you imagine if he actually said something about Kirk? It sounded more like he was poking Trump where it hurts: his thin orange skin.
I don’t trust any brain worm free highly educated and qualified doctors. They seem shifty.
She’s back!!! 🥜
I’ve seen this Star Trek episode.
Let’s hope Eric never finds out.
You have my condolences.
Every time I see something coming from the White House, Trump, or any of the various departments, I can’t help feel the country is being run by elementary school children, or the escapees from the abandoned insane asylums. No offense to the elementary school children.
The only way I could stomach this level of BS. youtu.be/dD2UA5-SAvQ?...
If all else fails, they can rust them out.
I didn’t see it until I zoomed into the bruise.
#NoLongetAmerica
Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!
They must have missed the colonoscopy prep drugs. I paid an extra $10 this year.
Gazans are starving anntelnaes.substack.com/p/gazans-are... (And a reminder since there will be people who try to change the narrative of this cartoon: Criticizing the Israeli government and its policies is not antisemitic)
Since Trumpy-poo took office, I wonder how many times Mike Johnson set off his anti-porn app?
I think I’m one of the last people who has not been sued by Trumpy-poo. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
Didn’t Trumpy-poo say gas is less than a dollar a gallon? Where? I just filled up with gas over $4! Wait a second: did he lie to me?
Harris should sue for media bias in what Fox chose to air. Should be worth at least $16M.
Call ICE
I’m amazed how tough Hakeem Jeffries is on Zoltan Mamdani, and how soft and ineffective he is on the Republicans.
Touché
I hate to say it, but he needs to work on his delivery and personality.
I really hope that next time they storm a quiet park - or wherever they’re storming, that someone blasts “Springtime for Hitler” from The Producers. Maybe they’ll also start a kick line.
Why would one take out a system before its replacement is complete? Incompetence?
Good luck with your lead balloon of a bill. You all deserve to go down in the midterm elections next year. (Not sure why Sora created two Mitch McConnells - perhaps one for each side of his mouth).
Chances of him going to alligator Alcatraz: 0%
What?! GOP holdouts caved?! Who could have foreseen it?
Time for them to cave…again.
A lot of people are saying that Trump is here illegally.
People bought his virtual trading cards. I’m sure they’ll go for this crap too.
I judge everyone. It’s a real time saver.
I’m going to be honest with MAGA: not all Muslims want to kill people. Although my oncologist is making my life a little hellish at the moment.
Soon to come: US citizens “accidentally” falling from windows.
Mort! Thanks @chriswarcraft.bsky.social for the recommendation. Time to start Guards! Guards!
Trump: I deserve four Nobel prizes. Also Trump: I just bombed Iran.
I’m good with this.
In my book, interpreters - especially from that region - are veterans.
I was going to ask if Trump goes balls deep or if that’s Lindsey’s job? However there are 2 things missing in either scenario.
The second she saw who it was, her eyes darted down to her podium. It’s subtle, but it’s there. She knew.
I’m so happy that Coinbase and other sponsors of the parade in DC will be picking up the full tab! That’s what sponsors do, right? They wouldn’t charge the taxpayers for that. Right?
I seriously wore a mask to a demonstration. #rebel
I was told Trump doesn’t want people wearing masks to protests. So I wore a mask.
When I taught music history, the last song I played “…was from arguably the most influential album…” then I played “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” from Pet Sounds. Even the young kids sang along.
Is her face collapsing in on itself?
I’m a sock, shoe, sock, shoe because of Norman Lear and @actualrobreiner.bsky.social; have been most of my life. That’s all I had to say on that topic.
How much are we paying for her costume and makeup crews to follow her around?
The thing I’m most looking forward to Trumps parade, are the inevitable pics comparing him to Mussolini.
To be fair, look at all the jobs now available for MAGA folks!
They’re not gonna stand by their man? They were clambering to be there on Jan 20th.
Trump and Newsom are fighting. I miss Elon.
I hope I can work remote.
If I’m a masked protester in LA and I turn my back to the police, am I suddenly an ICE agent?
WWDC is too slick and over produced. I miss the days when Apple employees made fools of themselves in front of actual people.
Apple never said they were going to be all things AI. I believe their aim was to leverage AI to be useful with every day tasks. I have yet to be disappointed with Apple AI (other than the fact that Siri still doesn’t understand the word “and”).
I can make sounds with my arm pit.
I hope he put the 5 things he did this week in an email to DOGE.
So much cost savings to the American people.
Remember that women are too emotional to be leaders.
Women are too emotional to be leaders.
Elon attempting to rehab his image and companies at the same time. Not forgetting what he hath brought upon us.
They’ll be all for it until they start playing Sister Sledge’s “We Are Family”
They probably wouldn’t wear them if you told them they look DEI
Don’t mention casinos; he’s already bankrupted his own.
More and more I’m learning that if I don’t have a good or valid reason, I just state something about DEI and all is right in the world.
Is the head of the FBI a Muppet?
I had TACO beef and chips today, but not an actual TACO.
TACO Train rides again!
I’m assuming when we refer to the president as TACO, we’re obviously talking soft shell, of course.
It’s like a bad Photoshop came to life.
I felt the darkness and anguish when I visited there a decade ago. They still cry out.
It seems that laughter is NOT the best medicine because my oncologist says I need chemo more than I need to see @paulapoundstone.bsky.social in Wenatchee, WA this Friday. Of course I disagree with the doctor, but Paula doesn’t pay my insurance either.
Does the Farxiga commercial set off your Siri device?
I need to work for an organization that creates conspiracies out of nothing. I wonder if such a thing exists? 🤔
I went to Joann to see what was 86’d in the store closure sale. I’m expecting the FBI any minute now.
I miss having an adult in the White House.
Breaking news: I don’t have a podcast. Also, my feet are cold.
I feel the conclave might have forgotten that I had thrown my hat into the ring to become the next pope. I may need to send in a dove carrying a reminder.
C’est triste
Can we start to refer to MAGA as righty whiteys?
Just reading the Mort description makes me giddy to read it!
After watching that, I need to investigate Discworld.
Trump talking point template: Trump’s has saved million . He’s amazing.
After long consideration and soul searching, I’ve come to the decision to throw my biretta into the ring to become the next Pope.
Defund CECOT
The only thing I really want Apple Intelligence to do is to recognize the word “and”. “Siri, turn off the light AND lock the door.” Too much to ask?
Defund CECOT
President Cantwell: We know you’re relatively new on the job, but this is critical. This requires your immediate attention! I implore you to take action and do what’s right for the students, faculty, and alumni of Washington State University. Do your job! @president.wsu.edu
I’m still pretty bitter that George Soros hasn’t sent me my protesting check. Who does he think he is? Trump?
Note to self: cancel meeting with JD Vance.
#Breakgate
