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I think you missed my sarcasm. 😉
Remember the Goolsbee Rule, also called the “pathological irony of crisis”: If you lose credibility, your statements begin to mean the opposite of what you say.
It’s great to see President Biden doing well and warmly greeted by The People while leaving church. I miss his grace, decency, and compassionate leadership. You will always be the President of my heart and the architect of my path. May God bless and protect you and your family, Mr. President.🇺🇸
“.. with the exception of the pandemic, Black women have never seen such staggering losses in employment.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
Trump is stumbling around like he’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, but you don’t hear any of that from the MSM. If Joe Biden coughed, they had him on his deathbed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/trump-must...
Nah.
She’s real…. He just wasn’t part of that situation smh bsky.app/profile/hele...
I think you missed my sarcasm.
I'm sure it had nothing to do with him being drunk while driving.
This is a good idea, @govwesmoore.bsky.social. Signed, A Marylander.
Illinois is currently exploring the possibility of purchasing Covid-19 vaccines in bulk straight from manufacturers to make sure everyone will still have access.
Perfection.
As rumors fly that Trump has suffered a stroke, I was reminded that the motherfucker has always been a loathsome piece of shit. To make more money with a different tenant, Trump threw 74-year-old widow, Mary Filan, who had recently suffered a stroke out of her Queens apartment.
Lessons are repeated until they are learned.
Post a video of yourself with today’s newspaper saying this
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
I wish the cisgender community would stop shoving its agenda in our faces. It's obnoxious. Why do they dress that way? Why do they kiss and hold hands? So crass and perverted.
The entire fascist plot relies on us being terrified and sad. This is why they’re constantly trying to scare everyone with theatrics. They want you to see him as unstoppable and not as a 79-year-old with severe health problems who will die soon.
The government has failed us. So we are stepping in. #media4good @msnbc.com
Yes. You have a problem?
Majestic. www.instagram.com/p/DNoaH3Zv6eF/
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
Yeah, never said his death is the end of our troubles...
The entire globe was not concerned with American serial killers. Americans were.
Dying narcissists think they can negotiate with god to get into heaven. And this is not about god or heaven. It's about stupid criminals that think they can negotiate...so, let's not get sidetracked arguing whether heaven exists.
FYI
I remember history. The difference now is thatwe have the internet which allows us to see what others, all over the globe, want.
One fascist at a time...
Look at it this way, if someone broke into your home and threatened your life, the LAW says you can defend yourself and if the intruder dies, you are protected by LAW. Don't hate yourself for wanting to protect your home, your life and the lives of people less fortunate.
Agent...not asset. He called him an agent. newsukraine.rbc.ua/news/portugu...
From @meidastouch.com on FB:
If you feel guilt about wishing for that dirt nap, remember this.
So much unity in the hope that one person dies. Global unity. Has that ever happened before?
lol
@jaketapper.bsky.social can fuck ALLLLLLL THE WAY OFF.
Sexy ankle man enjoying ice cream. vs Old fat fuck, dying.
🔴 Need a laugh , today ? 🤭🤣🙃🤭 #Dogsky #Dogs 🐥
"Perhaps the most important thing to understand about Trump’s mobster state capitalism is that it isn’t about economic efficiency or stimulating growth, let alone a vision of how the economy works and what it should create. It’s about *power*, pure and simple."
These fuckers do GREAT work! Thanks, @atrupar.com
Even Heaven is a negotiation for the slobberpuss.
But JD is ready to take over if "GOD FORBID A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY" were to happen. But don't worry, President Canckles is in tremendous shape. So healthy--the likes of which the world has never seen.
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Oops. :)
Her
She
Merv is female.
I LOVE Merv. So JEALOUS!!!
OMGGGG my best friend @tenth-muse.com got me a personalized message from my favorite social media cat MERV!! #MervTheCat DON’T SUMMON BAGAGAWA!! ❤️❤️❤️
Surely there are potential whistleblowers who saw the Epstein list. Surely one of them can leak it.
I cannot tell you how meaningful and sexy it is when strange men send DMs with roses and hearts. Makes all the difference and comes off as completely sincere.
I know.
In case your hopes were up...
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God forbid, if anything happens to him, JD is ready to takeover, y’all.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x0f...
I might like you better if we slept together I might like you better if we slept together I might like you better if we slept together But there's something in your eyes that says maybe That's never, never say never
Looks like the "We're all going to die" political strategy was a bust.
Major Canada envy.
I hope people realize how absolutely fucked this situation is. This isn’t normal. People are resigning all over the place because the government is mishandling our data, ruining our public health services, and generally making Americans less safe.
📌Something called "good news" -Conservative Wisconsin SC Justice Rebecca Bradley won't seek reelection, citing "conservative failures" -Iowa Sen. (R) Joni Ernst surrenders -Democrat Catelin Drey smashes Republican supermajority in Iowa, winning big in Trump district Keep hittin' back. He did.
I have a LinkedIn profile that I never visit, yet I keep getting emails from them telling me I’m on a roll.
This notion that Republicans are coasting right now and the wind is beneath the sails of Donald Trump is just not true. Joni Ernst is not going to run for reelection in Iowa. There was a special election in Iowa earlier this week and the Democrats have now broken the Republican super majority.
"The job of the president—the primary job of the president—is to protect us and keep us safe from all enemies, foreign and domestic. And Trump has done the opposite. He’s done the opposite. He has kept us in danger. And he’s helped our greatest adversary, Vladimir Putin."
Sen. Bill Cassidy traded the lives of America's children to keep his Senate seat.
What if we established a tax-exempt Church of Democracy and sued the government for infringing on our religious freedoms when it does authoritarian stuff?
These MFers🤬
This week's After Party podcast with me and @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social is here: -Getting creative with new gun control arguments -Gavin Newsom surging in the polls -Kamala's Secret Service protection revoked. And more! Listen and subscribe: www.patreon.com/posts/after-...
Donna the QUEEN! 👑
catGPT, why won't you answer my query
Because the beauty of this creature is overwhelming? Even for Chat GPT.
Yeah, there are too many who tell us to stop overreacting.
Hugs. But we need you!!!!
A rotten green bean has more charisma than JD Vance.
Newsom’s blueprint for humiliating Trump’s allies is on full display, and Kristi Noem just became the poster child for what not to do in a digital showdown.
Gavin Newsom responds to a completely fake Vanity Fair cover being spread by MAGA, who think it is real
Even better. Laws requiring retail firearms to be painted like this. No 2A concerns here.
"Law and order president" Sends troops to intimidate citizens and ignore actual crime areas Does nothing about school shootings Influences his own mob of vigilantes, cultists, and gun fetishists ➡️Withdraws protection for his election opponent t.co/4zSLeclsDm
People all over the world Join hands Start a love train Love train
I feel so safe.
The two victims of the Annunciation Catholic School shooting deserved to come home from their first week of school alive. Honor them by reading and sharing their stories. Give the shooter #NoNotoriety.
"Twitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky"... "Siri, show me a Bluesky science "cool kid"... 🙂 😉
It was like this. How Boston Children's Hospital Took On Polio—And Won Their findings opened the door for development of the Salk and Sabin polio vaccines that would deliver the U.S. from the grips of polio. Read: www.wgbh.org/news/nationa...
Many people are speculating. Also, Couchfucker is in deep denial regarding his popularity. The world knows him as that Garbage Pail Kid face. That gives me a little joy.
New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...
Louisiana’s homicide rate is 380% California’s, but you wouldn’t know that by watching FOX NEWS.
Portuguese president out there speaking the truth, saying what @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov are too cowardly to say.
Portugal’s president gets it, branding Trump a “Russian asset,” and blasting him for his tepid response to Moscow. “The supreme leader of the world’s greatest superpower is, objectively, a Soviet, or Russian, asset. He functions as an asset.” www.thedailybeast.com/portuguese-p...
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social : “Facts are stubborn things… Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas…. Alabama is a top 3 murder state. Where is the President? — He isn’t focused on crime & violence. It’s about an expression of authoritarianism.” (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
Asshole Susan Collins once pledged to only serve two terms www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...