Gonna carry a baptized beef around with me all week just in case
Below Average Punk. Do arts. Needs to bike more. Food and plants please Old Irving/Mayfair - Chicago
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Gonna carry a baptized beef around with me all week just in case
Lethal force against a civilian vessel in international waters is a war crime if not in self-defense. If not in self-defense, only non-lethal actions, such as warning shots or disabling fire, are allowed. "Not yielding to pursuers" or "suspected of carrying drugs" doesn't carry a death sentence.
Be ready to hit the streets.
Kiss Paul Vallas and GTFO
The cooler handle
New t-shirt soon
BREAKING: Gov. JB Pritzker says the Trump administration has sent the Texas National Guard to Great Lakes Naval Base outside Chicago, awaiting orders to deploy to Chicago. Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social
Only complete losers would to send their kids to a school that has shootings
The spray-painted gold ornamentation is spreading like a cancer
Flock license plate readers aren't traffic cams! They don't issue speeding tickets, and they're not what the city of Chicago is using to cite drivers. They're 100% a surveillance tool, designed and integrated to track movements and gather personal identifying information:
*Great!
Ween’s country songs prove the genre can be good
Calling on all Chicago bikers! A beloved member of the Chicago bike community (and a Femmes + Thems core organizer) took a spill at Critical Mass on Friday and was badly injured. Because both of their arms are broken, they are not able to do most self care tasks, let alone work.
How much quieter is the lakefront during Bike The Drive, compared to a regular day? We can show you!
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Noel “the Potato” Gallagher consequence.net/2023/03/liam...
rebar to the head or I sleep
Perfect day for it!
Is animatronic trump gonna be any better? [x] Doubt
Seriously tho beautiful day to bike the drive or picnic on it
RFK jr is gonna suck it out
Rudy Rudy Rudy what are you doing
Still there #chicago #bike #bikethedrive
Just look a what a hellscape Chicago is
Chicago hellscape
Heading north on jean baptiste point du sable lake shore drive Bike the Drive
Bike the drive
Granville sunrise q
Time to bike LSD
I wish they would send out the tix already
430mi exactly
Where those Bike the Drive tickets at?? I want to print them at the library before it closes
Many people are saying this!
Happy Friday!
A streaming service where scrolling up unlocks good content
The the final lineup and schedule have been unmatched
They literally had a South Park episode about the puppy killer in his admin ffs
Tomato sandwiches Send.
It would be terrible if SOMETHING HAPPENed TO DJT
Collect rare jd’s while you still can
Aka the sauce boss
If anyone else in Chicago got a text from "The Urban Center", attacking Mayor Johnson & an alder, know that not only is it lying about some facts, it is a Paul Vallas operation. Thread:
a space urinal hookah?
I said maybe….not
3.5 days in Joshua Tree under a super moon with this lineup
Casually walking down the street and thru airports misdiagnosing people for fun
ARE THESE TURNSTILES EVEN REGULATION SIZE?!?!
The party of “Family values”
And now, despite that, your asking for loyalty? Fuck right off. You want our votes? Treat us like human fucking beings. I'm done voting for Democrats only for you to throw my community under the bus when y'all fail.
Board Chair of Ben and Jerry's Anuradha Mittal was arrested yesterday during a protest at California Senator Alex Padilla’s office. At the protest, hundreds of people demanded Padilla and Sen. Adam Schiff stop arming Israel.
We'll have some houseplants and native perennials too. Come on by and make spring gorgeous where you live. #Chicago #gardening
To no surprise, my building is in the red with da lead
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
@blockclubchi.bsky.social is again conflating an issue with access to a park (blocking off the area with a fence) with free and abundant parking spaces for cars. They are not the same thing.
Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.
Depressing that this drum circle has been boxed out of its longtime home even before you get to the reason why: the Park District is “piloting an improved parking system” that’s an Ai parking app.
imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter
Pretty wild to defend the second amendment and its purpose of rising up against a fascist government when actively have a fascist government that needs rising up against yet that ain’t happening. Second amendment clearly isn’t needed.
"CPD, don't shoot anybody the day our podcast drops" challenge (impossible) abc7chicago.com/post/chicago...
Also Tina Fey deserve an award or something whenever those are invented
30 Rock has held up. Solid as
but has HE built any casinos on the moon?
I just buy what’s on sale, typically fast food sized, but I’m sure any would be fine. Also to avoid staining a cutting board, I’ll kitchen shear kimchi in a bowl & just mix in some cheese no need to heat
I don’t really have a recipe, but it’s only merkts sharp cheddar and lightly chopped kimchi! Normally Napa cabbage & what ever other kind(s) I have on hand
Pot of beans and another with collards. Kitchen smells great
Kristi Noem and her squad of geniuses are painting the American side of the wall black—apparently to keep us from escaping.
Nerding out that it’ll be cool enough to a pot of beans, some greens, & cornbread this week
Literally from Louisiana
This ICE agent has been seen around Chicago for months leading raids and removal teams. If you think you recognize him, please shoot us a message—anonymity always protected
I’ll take as much wasabi as I can legally have without falling victim to heartburn please
Dear lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…
I don’t hate it or anything just turn it down lol
Mariachi music is worse to blast. The beat is frantic, it’s all treble, & like someone is throwing kitchen utensils at me. I want to relax pls
Chicago’s Best Bike Trails 🚲 🚲 🚲 13 spots to explore the city and beyond by bicycle: blockclubchi.co/3WVLBHO
Idiots on here will be like, "Gavin Newsom is fighting fascism!" by which they mean "Gavin Newsom has a staffer posting AI shit memes"
Becoming a potato, quickly
giddy that I can turn off the AC tonight
Mushrooms have been thriving
I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
This is deeply unfair and inaccurate. Democratic approval is at 19%. With alt:
Kimcheese before the fries
What’s up with all these cicadas?
They’re trying to disappear someone who can testify to torture facilitated by the US government.
General and current reminder: if you see unusual police or fed activity in the Chicago area, reach out via Signal at unraveled.66. Anonymity always protected
They took the cracker AND the barrel?! Gravy has been spilt
I’m a believer now. Fry the coop has a really good chicken sandwich
The ruling class is desperate to shunt as much intellectual activity through AI as it can, because AI is another lever to prevent ideas that threaten their social status from surfacing.
Have you been curious about an ebike, but wanted to try one out and talk to owners? Join our first ever event, an e-bike-a-palooza with the 40th & 47th wards, where you can test ride ebikes, learn how they can fit into your life, and get biking tips! ⏰ 5:30p - 7:30p Fri Sept 12th 📍 Welles Park
Fuck this. If you’re a photographer in #Chicago, get ready to document whatever civil rights violations are on the horizon
Scrapin the fond where it grows
I don’t need to listen to Kurt Vile. I’m living a grimy’er life than he pretends to have
shit. gotta use these coupons soon
