Annoying people are also never right about anything which is helpful
Annoying people are also never right about anything which is helpful
If my orientation is correct, thats the Lincolns Bedroom/Sitting room?
Northwestern Africa and Quebec just like speaking French bc theyre snooty, ofc.
If Melania holds his hand, we'll know it's not really him.
I better find out via Destiel. I feel like that would cure something. 😄
The voters have given him a mandate to get in the hole
They got me putting kimchi on baked potatoes. Genius.
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Trump is the workers president or so a massive portrait tells me. He should prove it. 👀
Ive gotten 2 mailers to vote against California redistricting and 0 in support of it. Dems, get it togetherrrrrrr.
Thanks for waiting so long, bozo. I thought hippos were supposed to be aggressive.
If anyone were to ask me, my opinions of them would be mariana trench low but it wont affect my voting at all too. My disappointment in them doesnt mean I think they can't govern, you know?
I told my parents trickle down was a myth, and they literally gasped in horror and disowned me. 🙃
I want him to die on sept 11 so we can reuse this banger tweet:
I told my husband its wild to be watching something happen that I know is going to warrant a memorial in a few years (decades?) and we're just letting it happen. It was about usaid but I think we're gonna need another one.
I remember Floridas Dept of Health stopped tracking covid cases too, I think (feels so long ago). Cant remember if they fucked with the death count tho.
Ive read here but never went to verify that Miller wants the US population to drop from 300mil to 100mil. In which case uh, wash your hands a lot, I guess. 😩
Hes a serial killer. He started with animals and now hes moving on to people. He wants to see what happens. He wants to see people suffer. He wants to know its bc of him. And I sound insane, I know.
Jesus. Im not even capable of looking that far ahead, this caught me off guard. 😩😩😩
What year is this, jesus christ. Railroads??? We're going full robber barons.
No i turned off my left one to keep it fresh and like new. I also walk around with one eye closed for the same reason.
Sofaeratu?
Omg, I said last week that I would give anything for a reporter to ask Trump why he hasnt put his Emmy on the mantle with all the gold objets d'art. A very nasty question. 😄
Who needs AI to hallucinate facts when we are so good at it on our own?
A think a nice trip to see the Titanic would do so many people a lot of good.
I was about to say this all sounds very...coded bc he doesn't usually accept the word no.
I think hed vote for whoever Lisa told him to vote for but he did vote for Side Show Bob for his Selma killing policy so maybe not. 😩
I know someone who actually believes(d?) It but they were also pro cop pro military (like chasing someone down in applebees to thank them for there service type) and I told her "there is no scenario youll ever pull a gun on a soldier and even if you did youd lose." She got mad at me. 😌
Maybe some sort of reverse psychology tactic 🫠
I assumed the trolling was to bring attention to the redistricting effort bc Rs have the megaphone/can usually set the talking points while Ds yell into the void. I was probably giving them too much credit, i genuinely have no idea what the goal is. Everyone like "its working!" For what exactly??
The only two people Trump seems/seemed to genuinely like are Jeffery Epstein and Putin. And KJU, I guess, with their love letters. 😩
The Progress of Love: Love Letters, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1771-72
The Progress of Love: The Lover Crowned, by Jean-Honoré Fragonard, 1771-72, 📸 by 🔐
My "Im not a dictator" T shirt has people asking a lot of questions- etc etc
My wedding vows were not this effusive
NYT: Five Volcano Victims Cheated On Their Taxes
The savior of America who was chosen by god cant even get into heaven? Thats rough. 😄
Thank you. Im getting very frustrated with the idea that because Newsom seems to have had some turn around that we *must* award him the nomination. We should be trying anything and everything right now to see what works and maybe he'll gain trust back or not but its all too soon regardless
I think the rhyme goes: I beats the E and then threatens C...
Were doing sight words and when we got to "said"? Oh boy. 😄😄
Please help me explain to my daughter why Give and Five do not rhyme despite there being a "bossy E" on give??? Me telling her that "English is stupid" is not cutting it.
Immediately Lionel Hutzed this to Yes! Men are dangerous.
Look, we have to have our circles of care, okay? We can only care about people right in front of us (ignore the Pope) BUT! Ruining lives? There is no limit.
Pretty sure a lot of people burn a flag if it touches the ground thinking its proper etiquette so, I anticipate many flag-relatated moral crises for them.
Hes talking about himself. He can go outside without being given a wedgie for the first time ever. A world where Stephen Miller is comfortable in an unjust world.
What about an American flag bikini
The left one or the right one, set the scene.
Im not the only one who thought of the phteven dog right
If this were a novel, Trumps "5th Avenue" comment would have been Chekovs Gun. Its so literary its hard to believe this is real life, actually. Weve been moving toward that moment for 10 years.
Im sure he already has but we're too close to see it. 🥲
Maybe theyll even showcase a High School PE class doing it. Squeaky shoes on the gym floor and all.
Ive been debating changing my registration to "independent" for this reason. Cant tell of its smart or cowardly or both.
Cue Fox News taking the words "scavenger" and "hunt" literally and turning the day into some Wes Craven event
The 👏 people 👏want 👏 joy👏 and 👏 whimsy
They dont need to rig every election. A few consequential state legislatures and judges and a handful of house seats. We cant win the senate so why use the resources? And even then, most of the tricks are legal. Dropping people from voter rolls for example. Itll all look very legitimate
With ads. Wakes us up from anesthesia to watch 90 seconds and then its back under.
Im want to do it so bad but Im in California. 😄
So true
Pretty sure the most popular webbed site is The Hamster Dance in case you ever break your sacred vow
My mom still says the www part out loud when saying website names. 🫠🫠🫠 it legitimately seems take 84 years.
"I dislike Biden because [thing Trump did], and I miss Trump because [thing Biden did]. I voted for Trump again because I want [thing Harris promised], but I hope Trump doesn't do [core Trump campaign promise]."
Its a testament to the rest of us that their goal of instigating a riot/murder/violence isnt working. Apparently all the people who *would* be set off work for the government now. 🫠
If theres anything All This has proved to me its that Good Billionaire Bruce Wayne is more fantastical than an Alien Clark Kent.
Like anyone will be able to look at him for free.
Gunion. Its an onion thats also a gun. In shirt form.
I dont think they know what theyre doing. Feels a bit like a dog that caught the car. They have attention, now what?
Ehhhh kind of. The angel Hulk Hogan is mimicking that weird ass conservative artist that does real paintings. Google tells me his name is Jon McNaughten
Time for JD to show him how its done.
Obviously its all bad but referring to Trump as a "gentleman" is beyond parody. He never, not once, has been a gentleman.
Real answer: it genuinely seems like only Conservative voices matter rn. Theyre the default and Liberal voices are biased. Like if a conservative says medicaid is important then it must be etc etc.
Logo essentialism is on the rise
I believe him. Theres a non zero chance the people thanking him are people who normally get booed and heckled in public and one of them is Kavenaugh I know it in my bones. 😄😄
Opioids? My uneducated guess.
I was about to say, I dont think the people yelling at him are homeless. I think thats just everybody. 😄
I was about to ask that myself but I *think* i remember this being funded by donors. Maybe we can call it the coca cola ballroom or whatever. 😭
Sure doesnt seem like it
100% this is just a way to launder money to a friend who will win the bid. So, stupid yes, but mostly criminal.
Our brave soldiers put their lives at risk for freedom but some people are unwilling to make any sacrifices to help put food on the table? Maybe Rights are something that have to be bought, Im just asking questions/modest proposal/etc etc.
And theyd still call themselves the party of Lincoln with a straight face
Trump Cracks Down on Paid Labor: Is the cost of Salaries Harming Small Businesses?
I saw a documentary a few weeks ago and learned Trump and Satan are dating!
Perhaps! ☝️ We've yet to discover the cost of being filled with plastic. The possibilities are endless.
Its giving
I love when the president sounds like my passive aggressive mother at Thanksgiving.
Shes also conflating "empathy" with "permission". How many times have we said Trump gives permission to people to be their worst selves? Im sure that feels a lot like acceptance to the average asshole who got caught being an asshole.
Someone should ask why his Emmy isnt on the mantle too. 😏
"They'll come around as soon as they see their poll numbers"
Cant wait till California just has a sad face emoji ranking instead of a number.
Optimism? Denial? Who can say, they feel the same at the moment. 😩 (My first draft had "despair" instead of "optimism" so Im doing great mentally)
Conceivably they could make a bigger stink about appropriations but uhhhhhh thats about it. Investigations but i dont think theres anything we can discover that would change anything, support-wise.
I know its not in the top 100 things to be offended about, but these shoddy ass rosettes that are too big for the door panel piss me off so badly. There is nothing they do with care.
And polling places will get bomb threats and need to be shut down like Atlanta, and polls wont stay open late, and counting will stop at midnight whether or not a state is finished counting, and legitimate IDs will be deemed "fake", and voter rolls will be purged and and and
States rights is for racism *only*
Orchid is from the greek word orkhis which means testicle.
Hyenas are cats not dogs. (Barely but still)
Its bid-dee??? Ive been saying skidibi like an idiot!
Okay but the last few days told us that we need to compromise with invading armies and give up our land so lets say bye to Texas and nominate me for the Nobel Peace Prize.
As of today, i think Trump is the last person on earth who thinks its possible he'll ever go to jail. Which, I suppose, is nice he still has faith in the justice system. 💀💀💀
Its not important but the rosettes glued to the door panels dont fit and hang off the edge and it offends meeee. Its not just tacky, its shoddy.
