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Fasano walked so Stewart can run
Busta Rhymes in Halloween Resurrection (2002). He did a karate kick on Michael Myers that….worked?
Excited to read about him putting unhoused people’s dentures in a dumpster again. Newsome is trash.
Man….now I’m just thinking about the rise from Kent Tekulve chucking one of those bad boys.
Am I supposed to be seeing you guys, orrrrrr?
It’s really the camo coupled with the bright orange caution vests that floor me.
I wasn’t trying to be a stinker. Maybe this is your window though?
Fix yer snoot, buddy!
Grotesquely thick fingered vulgarian?
This is a Primus lyric.
Shellac? Christ….what do you like that makes you think you should like The Birthday Party? (For what it’s worth, I don’t like The Birthday Party, either.)
The Jesus Lizard will always be there for you.
It’s the scene at the end of Inglorious Basterds where homeboy is unloading a machine gun into hitler spread out over 50 years.
“I'll follow you down 'til the sound of my voice will haunt you, give me just a chance You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you” She was right!
She’s re-recorded it a million times (live releases, etc.) to rub Buck’s face in his own piss. Absolute Queen.
Excited for him to suck shit after a call-up and get traded to the Marlins for a mid RP before he puts the pieces together and shreds!
This one made me audibly guffaw. Not like a “he-he”. The Works.
Like there was ever a Dry Razor Ramon
To quote Birbiglia: “What I should have said….was nothing.”
Like any of this bullshit will matter in 2034! The humane society will be selling dogs for food by then.
Happy Anniversary! Side Note: Were you aware that this happened on the same day?
Do you know who is in charge of this shit now? I’m not dying in khakis, amigo.
Don’t discount the racist high school dropout 15 year olds.
You ever drank from a sink in a house with a water softener? We literally called it creamy water before we got rid of it.
Baseball is doing pretty good currently! But, goddamn….those years were so much fun!
STAHP. Don’t make me side with Trump on this.
I genuinely hope he wins. You don’t fuck with food workers. He’s going to be consuming a tremendous amount of unspeakable body fluids.
Saw him walking around before his gig at SXSW in 2011 (?) and struck up a conversation with him. Super nice guy. I absolutely HATE the Yankees, so the bar for me to say something nice about any of them is incredibly high. Bernie cleared it.
I mean, I might have them already, I wanna SEE IT.
Gimme them Drake’s!
Great weather for hot meat and cabbage, eh?
Yeah, buddy!
Block 16?
Bill Burr seems to have turned out mostly okay.
What about Borg? Are borgs still a thing?
Oceanside dog toss.
Buddy…
Genuinely excited for videos of customers losing their shit on these goddamn robots like they do real fast food workers.
Anyone who starts off an apology with “As a girl dad” should be fired into the sun.
Yearning for the golden era of wholesome tunes like Young Girl (Get Out Of My Mind) by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap…
Love the Pops cameo on the 73 Bonds.
You dumb bitch.
First thing I thought.
You gotta wait a minute here, amigo.
Really brings the vibe in the clubhouse together.
In our league we all make up stories about our players and what goes on in our clubhouse between starts. I draft Yelich every year because his mom holds our clubhouse together. Sometimes we pick up a Wander/Bauer type during all star week to let the boys unleash some fictional vigilante justice.
Did you know: He was Gordy’s nephew, not from England, and MJ was forced to sing the chorus?
I hope all of your salads are eaten with an underling’s comb for the rest of time, you dickhead.
Buddy….you gotta talk me through the draw on what you have just written.
I’m asking that genuinely. I’m not trying to be a shit. If that is out of line, what is the best way to be a helpful ally?
Isn’t it important to amplify the hypocrisy?
Would appreciate you not amplifying this account!
DOES NOT CARE FOR IT.
That dipshit went to the White House and visited trump on an off day last week.
Ooooooh….you gonna get it trouble again.
Listen, Jack….Drop the Brohamer Hammer, bro.
This shit happened in APRIL.
Queeven Segal
“I know these extra pounds want to stay but YOU GOT TO GO.”
Dust Brothers’ did good work on Loc-ed, in my opinion.
Under Pressure -Queen/Bowie
Gahhhh….you fucking dick. Right in the Feels Bone. Cripes.
DOUBLE WHAMMY
Actually I DID FEEL WORSE (when I tucked my tail and deleted all of comments).
God….i have done this and have never felt worse about myself. I took the bait.
OMAHA MENTIONED! (Sadly have been in the same band (not Midwest Emo) for the entirety of this time trajectory. Still trying my best.) I’ve been a pharmacy tech the entire time.
Please keep calling it pretty. Jesus Christ… Make it read in its entirety into record.
RIP, King.
Have you ever heard Fast Love?
All of his haters will become his waiters when he is seated at the table of success.
I don’t even have the words to tell you how much I love this movie.
If you’ve gotta manage your cholesterol an apple a day is actually A Treat.
You’d better not be Glenn Beck Long Playing here. I’m excited about your face turn, but….been burned before.
Feel like you ate a lot of Buck Wild Stuff today. You holding up alright?
Kansas.
I saw these guys at The Bottleneck in 1998 and it was AMAZING.
Just say you want to vote for Adams already…
Buddy, we all know this is Daniel Murphy Time.
Maybe they should give a 3rd chance to Mike Clevenger again? Or roll the dice on someone who is currently the mouthpiece for Kennedy’s HHS like Noah Syndergaard? Or do a bobblehead night for Royals 1B Coach Tom Gamboa being beaten my the methed-out father & son from 2002? Trash organization/fans.
Vaxxed?
Fuck. Maybe I’m thinking Goser?
“It”. Zuul is whatever it wants to be.
ALL OF HIS HATERS WILL BECOME THE GATORS WHEN HE'S EATED AT THE TABLE OF SUCK-MESS!
The front end of the guitar solo on Ween’s ‘Voodoo Lady’ can throw blows with anything brought to the table.
“Cincy, incidentally…” Oh no.
I concur with ridiculous mess. A dang shark took out a helicopter and ate the pilot. Feed me that slop all day long.
