sword witch
Cryptic utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. She/they. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D/ttrpg
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A marvelous job, I’m sure.
His name does literally mean potato home, so yeah, it’s kind of a slur already.
Ok everyone, you manifested really well. Now we just need to work on your aim a little bit
Never mind: he's alive.
Reminds me of the terrible hunter joke.
i'm afraid donald trump is in a classic Death Becomes Her situation. he drank isabella rosellini's eternal life potion 20 years ago but he's fallen down so many staircases that the seams holding his torso together keep melting under studio lighting conditions. he's very much alive if in total agony
Profoundly evil intent in this shit.
Practice saying "Am I being detained?" and "I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer present." Also, I want to get a doormat that has the phrase "Come back with a warrant" written on it.
Current fave vampire novel: Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil, by V. E. Schwab. Impeccably bloody vibes.
If there's good news at 2 pm EST today, I don't know how I'll deal at work.
When Ben Franklin said "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety," he was urging people to value liberty, not saying that breaking laws, spending tons of money, and violating rights is worth it if it stops, say, petty theft.
Wake up babe a new line for the litany against fear just dropped
WTH, only mosquito/fly bites on my right leg. So bizarre.
I fucking love Seattle.
He gets the artisanal block, as I'm surprised my blocklists haven't caught him. *shrug*
“Do you want to live in a country,” Gregory Johnson asked, “that’s based on coerced, forced, compulsory patriotism?” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
This would be added or subtracted, as appropriate, to your social credit score. Bonuses for being an excellent feuder/forgiver.
May he reach a terminal velocity, courtesy of his acceleration.
It's almost as if the toxic cowboy is a multidomain ignorant fucker.
sirocco plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1895
gonna haring post for a bit cause i wrote my senior thesis on him haring is mostly known for publicly consumable art - murals, subway graffiti, easily affordable stuff at pop shop locations. the art was all about public consumption, with very few exceptions, up until he receives his AIDS diagnosis.
The whole skin like crepe paper thing: not a good indicator! (for him)
RFK Jr [gripping the head of a child he bumped into at Whole Foods]: your midichlorian count is disbalanced by seed oil hormones fortunately this can be cured by daily raw milk trepanning where is your mother boy is she a proto-caucusoid by any chance
MAGIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING MAGIC! THE ENTIRE POINT IS BREAKING RULES!
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Thanks for catching the implied high velocity! Agreed re Tolkien & Glen Cook, plus Le Guin, McKillip's Riddlemaster of Hed, etc. Rather tiresome when magic is neat & tidy: that's so not the point! Ineffable & wild magic, please
Team Vancian / Sandersonian magic can get stuffed.
Goddamnit, I've had so much LOTR rattling around in my head. lately. Forth Eorlingas. I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. Eowyn declaring "I am no Man!" etc. Rewatch/reread time
I bet using real people would have been A: Cheaper B: Faster C: Less Risky www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
Hoping the Shane Black factor overwhelms.
You won't see this on the news. In fact, you may not see this anywhere. Residents of Washington D.C. march up 14th Street on Saturday August 30, 2025 chanting "Troops Go Home".
Palpably nasty! Which didn't transfer to the screen terribly well, alas.
Marky Mark brings a certain disagreeable something to every role.
They are a fast read!
Impressive!
Clearly he valiantly drained the giant martini...
cmon deserters do your thing!!!
This is Skotta. Unlike the other neighbourhood cats, she has a refined taste. None of that mud puddle water for her, only the finest leaf-pooled rainwater drops for her. (She does this after every rainfall.) #caturday #cats
Pure fucking evil. Everyone involved in this shit needs to be held accountable.
Well, perhaps not laconic, more formal declarative statements, perhaps.
OMG, yes, The stumbling makes for a perfect contrast with Gal's laconic response.
The complete passage from @maxgladstone.bsky.social's RUIN OF ANGELS, that manages to freshly devastate me every time I read it.
This entire passage made me cry hard the first time I read it & it's 100% one I cannot read in public as I cry pretty much as hard every single time. It's just so exquisite.
Trump’s plan to rename the Department of Defense as the Department of War shows (once again) that his self-characterization as the “pro-peace” candidate was complete bullshit. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Still my favorite explanation of the difference between INT and WIS: int is knowing that Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. Wis is knowing that Frankenstein was, in fact, the monster
Really appreciate how the Misfits desire to solve everything with murder or mayhem.
Trying to learn how to juggle but my left hand is entirely uncooperative. Trying to build up coordination with my left hand by tossing knives & catching them. Dull knives, but it's the principle.
New hot ASMR track.
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
❤️ Tom Ellis in Thursday Murder Club. Charming flick that captures the spirit of the book well.
Nightswimming Shiny Happy People What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
IMHO, these are all inextricably intertwined: 1) authoritarianism 2) eugenics & racism & sexism 3) vandalism of public goods, property, and services 4) pseudo-science & anti-science They feed into one another and they never travel alone. Find one, and you'll find elements of all the others.
They’re radicalizing us all now.
Vaccines have one of the highest reward to risk ratios of any medical intervention in human history. This sociopathic conspiracy theorist is literally killing people, causing the deaths by vaccine-preventable diseases of people who could have lived.
Folks, “quisling” is a deeply serious accusation to make against someone, and I think we all need to seriously consider how we use it against people… and then start using it a hell of a lot more, because it’s accurate and there’s an awful lot of motherfuckers out here collaborating with Nazis.
Plus the opportunity for him to do the funniest thing at a public appearance.
witch queen
DC heckling of ICE is so DC www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6GNNUho/
Realizing I will finally feel old when teen angst playlists stop resonating with me. (They still do, thankfully, angst reserves bountiful.)
yes they were fucking firefighters. this is equivalent to saying that the quartermaster branch of the Army aren't really soldiers because they aren't actively shooting at the enemy. see how far your army gets without food, water, fuel, and ammo.
It costs $0.00 to support a art deco artist!!🌃
The shadow makes it look like he has a Hitler 'stache.
Fuming as well.
Have they missed the romantic vibes in her lyrics until now? Truly wild shit.
A rad-hunter in a bespoke jacket made from a very particular Japanese denim discovers this?
This is like the exact scenario I was using a couple years ago to illustrate the sort of shit we were headed for
Just recently rewatched the first Buckaroo Banzai, so I'm ready!
Oh, shit, lacking in fun alcohol in case anything hilarious & befitting happens. Ah, well, as they say, any port in a storm.
The best part about starting the day off with Chappell's "Subway" is I can be devastated in an entirely different way than my perpetual political horror.
Apocalyposting?
JD Vance asking to be invited into a city feels really on the nose after Sinners
Art depicting “Sandwich Guy” now at the scene of the alleged misdemeanor.
The -tic is silent.
Phone/discord autocorrected Manchild to “Manhole” a much dirtier song, however one might construe it.
“Blue states are finally learning what red states have known all along: you don’t need federal permission to govern.”
Fixed it 4 u CBS 😊
@adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social: "Cristobal was mistakenly stopped by police & put in a detention facility for more than two weeks in May...While Arias Cristobal is now home, preparing with her lawyer for what’s ahead, she feels trapped, she told @thebulwark.com." www.thebulwark.com/p/what-happe...
I stand with Joachim Frank. I would hope that others would have had a better understanding of history. 2/2
I adore Sabrina & yet I wasn't terribly enthused by anything other than ManChild & Tears. Oh, well, next album please.
something something free willy www.bbc.com/news/article...
Just putting this here!
The Seasteading Institite?!? Y’all I cannot express in fewer than 20,000 words just how fucking BONKERS the Seasteading crowd is.
y’all know what one of the first nazi book burnings was right? y’all know why they did it y’all know trans people were one of their first targets and even the ALLIES left us in the camps when liberating everyone else y’all see what’s right in front of you, right?
It's going to be my Labor Day weekend treat movie, for sure!
anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h... YEP. "Rude technology" is perfect. We don't owe it our politeness and certainly not our deference
Enjoyed the book(s) so I'm keen to watch it! Quite the cast!
Hoping it was a not so subtle indicator of how confidently wrong the Boy Kavalier can be.
I sure hope so! Nerd bait as of course a significant percentage of the audience for this would know the quote. Sloppily conflating Clarke's laws with Asimov's is very plausible.
Alien Earth: why did you fuck up the Clarke quote by attributing it to Asimov. So annoying. Arthur C. Clarke: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
This dude feels like a head firster: so over his head, he doesn't even notice when he loses it.
More Anti-AI art coming. I ran out of mats again.
Horrific perfection
It's so educational for everyone else!
Snagged it just now & it's part of the weekend's agenda! I'm sure I will.
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
Always appreciate someone walking into a wood chipper of their own free will.
Appalled I missed buying this upon release! Purchasing it this weekend.