There's always a lauren tweet
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There's always a lauren tweet
Oh my god this page is so long
One of my former managers basically stopped asking me for reccos after I told him to watch Pi. His loss 🤷♂️
I know someone who keeps telling me that NYC is too dangerous to visit nowadays because Fox News keeps showing and sensationalizing any crime that happens here.
The human mind’s grasp on statistics is tenuous enough as it is; I am not sure it can survive the rise of short-form crime video content
Somerville should have a grocery store called Polymarketbasket
"Hey, you know how we used to build bridges in 300 days? Well now we do it in 3 days!" "But you do all the same safety checks and tests during and after building it, right?" "Sorry can't hear you, I'm vibe engineering rocket ships now"
It's sounds and letters you attach meaning to, how do you survive on the internet
Can you imagine having them as coworkers
Somerville should have a dating app called Polymarket
so far
I used to thing religion would disappear, but it turns out it just changed form
Oh man I love BARP
What's that meme about only posting things that have never been posted before? But anyway, I love reading your stuff because you make content extremely approachable for those of us who didn't study such things, so please keep it up!
We had a call with AWS the other day about their agentic AI services, and I asked how to best deal with AI agents that make mistakes, and the AWS rep just told me to use another agent to correct it. It was one of the most infuriating things ever said to me at work, and that bar is HIGH
Porn for conversation, but people are less cognizant of it because it's not risqué.
Continuing to think about “Human Literacy,” in this post I ask what conversations between people do that conversations with machines do not, and the vanishing art of imagining worlds with other people.
A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje
This would be so good in an office (for like a day)
Shouldn't they just ask chatgpt how much money they're going to spend? And if it can't answer, I mean...?
The only flavor that matters is Key Lime!
He's so close
I've exclusively been getting the Novavax ones after the first two Pfizer covid shots. The side effects are magnitudes less and I don't lose a day trapped in bed.
They should release a version for The Sphere
god I need a dual disk-based piece of technology at least a few times a week
"Children NEED measles exposure so they can build immunity to it!" I just never thought about this same person owning animals
A lady approached me a few weeks ago and asked first to pet my puppy and then if he was vaxed, to which I said of course. She then replied that "no health comes out of a needle", and now my speedrunning record for calling someone I just met a fucking moron out loud in public is 45s.
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Crowdstrike and other AV companies essentially function as external QA for Microsoft because of decisions like this and it continues to be very weird seeing MSFT putting out things like Recall
Blessings of the posts upon you, traveller
Why the rule of law is the key to prosperity: Lessons from thirty years of data "The rule of law is the most influential factor for long-term economic growth and societal wellbeing." @atlanticcouncil.bsky.social www.atlanticcouncil.org/in-depth-res...
Except for all of us who hate video!
Sun coming up every day? That's a distraction
Musk will get rights to his brainprint or whatever we're calling that and he'll make a personality for Grok based on it
How are you real (complimentary)
"That's some fine tuning you got there"
It's been great the past few days, finally!
jfc
peanut butter vibes coding
In my head canon, I'm shipping you and ChatGPT and getting angry at anyone who disagrees
I made what I thought was an easy Simpsons reference to a young cashier at REI and he didn't respond, so I asked if he'd seen the Simpsons before, and he said,"I know Homer's face from the internet but I should probably get around to watching it", which should be illegal to say aloud to me.
sludgehammer
Not quite Ed Gein but just realized how much meta slop these stories are going to make, producers at the History Channel must be drowning in their own saliva thinking about how much mid-day time slot filler these could fill
I say this a few times a week 😔
🔋
Can't we just shift enrolled everyone's jobs to another group of people, all the way down, and say we've made progress??
Been waiting for this exact meme, thank you
Related fun fact, bog owners also don't like it when you try to make cranberry angels
show me 'round your fruit cage open up your fruit cage nicely stocked fruit cage uh seems like an unending fruit cage think it's time to leave the fruit cage hey where'd the door go for the fruit cage is that a body in the fruit cage it looks like a sledgehammer to the head in the fruit cage oh fu
... is this a real thing you saw?
cattoos
Someone who smokes this much weed can't cohabitate the same body with someone who thinks like this.
Remembering today when pro-GOP media erupted with outrage over Kamala Harris' warning that Trump had plans to militarize the national guard and deploy them on the streets of US cities. Indeed, he had such plans. And now he's implementing them.
You're a completely unserious person doing some weird meta-level trolling, but why??
Okay but now I need this
There's a chance that if that happened to me, I'd become prolapsed
Popped!_OS
apps.apple.com/us/app/ocean...
Watching "The Century of the Self" and I can't help but think Altman is basically the Edward Bernays of AI
Quite possibly one of the worst use cases, it's like an extreme version of Goodhart's law.
this is too realistic, you gotta get impossibler
Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition. Whether it be true or not, I can say for one that I have no other so great as that of being truly ashamed of these goons.
How many seconds of skeets does it take to clean off the mess?
Haven't used GoDaddy. I've used Digicert for enterprise stuff, but I've always had issues with engineers passing around certs and storing them in places they shouldn't be.
Similarly, "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey" is only taking about half of the motion
An entire Thanksgiving dinner would be great
I actually preferred it the way before because then you couldn't move those certs around
What is the algorithmic version of supernormal stimuli called
Love me some blameful retros
Yeah, I know how it works behind the scenes and I know it's not alive or conscious or thinking but I still use "respond" when I talk about its output.
Nature has its own geometric form of carcinization, but where all expensive things tend toward becoming rectangles: computers, TVs, curtains, picture frames,
We need to get this calendarised to finish!!
bsky.app/profile/kolc...
Ha, you're not wrong, and hey, Baudrillard would probably agree with the term so
Okay I'm curious what the context was though!
It's definitely not big enough, hence the bullshit from him his entire life
Have you talked to your doctor about being trapped in a self-perpetuating simulacrum?
This is why I had to stop making bread
elemenohpee dash is some sort of visual onomatopoeia, I can't believe there's not a word for that
“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”
Only if you keep the red button there too
I was looking at maybe getting one, what particular things do you think are better now?
Not the version of LickTok I expected tbh
Is this leftover effects from e.g. GHC when all the men pretended to be nonbinary?
You can't do this to us! I want to play this so bad!
youtu.be/vjqwH9PKNiE?...
If every congressorganism had even a tenth of the spine that Khalil had, we'd be in such a different place as a country. Hope he can teach them a thing or two about not just bending over to try to shamefully dodge or escape whatever Trump is doing on a given day.
This is Otis. He just had his very first vet appointment. Even got to take a picture like it was his first day of school. 12/10 we're proud of you, Otis
Why is there a space as the first character of every single FT post?
Yeah, sorry this happened to you. The domain is newly registered and you'd think Gmail (it looks like) would defend against this fairly easily 😕
What's the address the phishing email came from?
Imagine betting your entire company's worth on this evidence-less claim because you're so used to commanding people to listen that you can't conceive of the idea any longer that you are wrong! And you run a whole ass company based on users clicking links!
It's nice they built the inflation direction right into the logo.
Short answer: no Long answer: nooooooooooo
The amount of energy they're wasting on Zohran when Trump is doing reams of ghoulish bs every single day is repeatedly and exhaustingly so embarrassing for all of them
I know your T&C prohibit fraud, but how will you deal with our even detect people who verify as human by then switch over to using a bot?
Hey Emily, I was trying to follow this but I don't know what JGP is. I think it's Jules Gill-Peterson?
Hi all. I wrote a bit about my father, who died suddenly on June 30. It is also about the real possibility of change against illusions of perpetuity, and what data can and cannot do for remembering what is unsaid. mail.cyberneticforests.com/my-fathers-d...
...You're welcome...??