Because no one attending Trump rallies are paid extras...
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Because no one attending Trump rallies are paid extras...
Definitely a women's robe also.
The other 21% are on it.
Louis Black is not aging gracefully!
Aged like gas station sushi.
The headline and this picture of a Gen Xer don't match up.
Oh, golly no.
Do I even want to ask what the losers get?
If you stop testing, we'd have very few cases.
Was Judy Judy at least considered??
Wait, if you take out the thing that made those numbers bad, then the numbers would not be bad? I'm gonna have to do some research.
And they want to destroy the Dept of Education!
I mean, why post a picture of Steven Tyler, when the story is about Palin?
It's because she's a member of MS-13.
Chronic masterbation incident.
Tell that to her dog.
Who else is absolutely certain one of trump's handlers Googled Namibia, just to be sure, before allowing him to send that?
I didn't realize cowardice was a "principle", but okay.
We do, and we are looking at ways to oppose this.
I guess the military should have hired white men to do that. Wait...
I meant no harm, but trump is objectively fat. It's not a judgment, but an observation. And I am petty, so there's that.
CHILD! Easy, next...
What kind of shit is that?! The political equivalent of "Relax and let it happen. You might even enjoy it."
Hell yes! More of this. Can we get Mayor Pete in on this??
100%, but his being terrible allows me to not feel bad about fat shaming him.
Now, do it with drumpf as The Fat and the Fuhrer.
Relax...it's better if you don't fight.
But instead of killing them, he bankrupts them, and we get to watch them trying to survive the economy they created without any money.
Reply should have been, "I am not testing you, I am correcting you. Had it been a test, you failed."
Who took her SATs?
I mean, they're sitting right next to his tax returns and health plan. Shouldn't be this hard.
ETTD
The Nick Cannon protocol.
Hopefully, his life IS ruined. That repeated racist rhetoric should not be forgiven.
I'm glad this "noone" guy ain't above the law. Perhaps some of these elon cucks ought to be as well.
I think the only way to stop trump at this point is to loudly praise President Musk for all of his decisive actions. That'll hit a nerve.
Espionage seems like too much work. They'll just capture and torture them. After which they'll be shown the window, I mean door.
Euthanasia Barbie
I can't believe so many people voted for the party that CAN'T control the weather.
Refund?? From Trump? 🤣🤣🤣
As if he was ever gonna spend it all on the inauguration. The more he spends, the less he can steal.
Seems like an allegory.
New slogan should be "why do our assholes smell like Cheetos?"
Because it will be too dangerous. His people are too gun happy and insurectiony.
From what I am seeing in the final days of TikTok, this ban, and the subsequent migration to Little Red Book, is the physical incarnation of buying the world a Coke! Americans on their app is doing more to create unity and friendship than any diplomat could do in a lifetime.
Oh, she knows, as well as what it means to tell a "young [black] man" to sit down. It's actually her brand.
Accurate!
Even in the 90s, this wasn't a thing. Why did Hollywood try to sell us this?
That tracks...
Does it not mean "that fuckin' guy"??
Facebook purchased by North Korea. ByteDance concerned about dissemination.
This is my new favorite thing! "Oh no, is that quite literally the consequences of my own actions?"
And he's just dense enough, this whole tragedy will not open his eyes to ANYTHING.
$483M that the "billionaire" doesn't have...
I fear these were started intentionally.
This is a sad commentary about the concept that you WILL have to fight the insurance company after a devastating tragedy.
Snoop Dogg rates this as 100% factual. That's the website we use to check for fake news, right?
I feel like donald trump is to the rest of the world what Robbie Williams is to Americans. We don't get it. And when we look into it, we get it even less.
Ah damn, JoJo chose violence today!
But, didn't you??
Didn't Newsom date Guilfoyle before she morphed into Donatella Vesace? Trump can't stand that for his spawn.
You won the day with this post!
Ah, now I see where I went wrong. Instead of "thank you for your patience", I wrote "learn to live with disappointment, princess". Lesson learned, thank you.
I got money on the head of lettuce.
Give Eugene Levy his cat back!
Send in the Clowns
Can you only imagine what he would tweet at 2 in the morning if he did drink??
I mean seriously, President Musk has like a 5" vertical.
We cannot, because it is. And you did this to yourself, if it is not apparent.
Wait, you're still gonna eat it, right?? It's stew. I'd still eat it off the counter a week later.
Did ABC have a vote?
ABC learned nothing from Morning Joe.
Well, you make a convincing argument.
Right, but he's dead now.
So...everyone.
Proper grammar and punctuation? Words with more than one syllable? No all-caps words or phrases? Nah, he didn't write that.
I don't get it. Is Kamala in the crowd back there somewhere?
So refreshing, right? My skin is clearer, I am sleeping more soundly, and I don't freak out at strangers on the streets.
That owl has seen some stuff!
It wasn't a donation, it was venture capital.
Wait, MAGAsmarmy was right about something??
Wait, MAGAsmarmy was right about something??
Peak hypocrisy.
Yes, but they just call it...Texas.
Spoiler, they don't.
Dude's so gay!
And Fuck McConnell for keeping him off the Supreme Court, where his procrastination would have potentially been beneficial.
Holy Photoshop, Batman!
I was seething, now I am coping.
But don't we...?
I feel like I passed a stone, making the move to Bluer Skies! Not gonna miss my crazy X.
McBride should introduce a bill requiring a 100+ IQ to introduce bills.
Well, I mean Randy is the less smart Quaid brother.
Because I know trump will misunderstand it, undersecretary?