@mayorbowser.bsky.social take notes!!!!
@mayorbowser.bsky.social take notes!!!!
Decided on a skintight dress instead and even with shape wear I look pregnant I'm gonna kms
Tonight was supposed to be my slut night, out on the prowl, and I'm fucking BLOATED bc I'm about to start my period. Couldn't even zip my skirt up. Why is life so cruel!?!
Fuck her!!!!
If only I could do this on reddit too..
Preparing my feed for what's to come
You're stupid
Take notes @mayorbowser.bsky.social
@mayorbowser.bsky.social THIS is how you respond to a fascist takeover of a city you useless sellout
Yet the DC mayor rolled over without any resistance. THIS is how you respond to fascists, Bowser is useless and a traitor to DC
Louisiana??? Hellooooo???
Spent $20 on 4 cartons of figs at trader joes
Because they're COWARDS
Apparently Amaya and Bryan too??
God dyeing my hair is so time consuming ð
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
I cannot WAIT until it gets colder again, I am so fucking tired of sweating all the time
I went anyway and got a discount and got hit on by the cute barista, maybe I should start going more often ð
$9 for iced matcha I hate it here!!!!!
It would be a shame if....
Ohhh it's from the producers of Love Island, that makes so much sense
I'm embarrassed to admit I binged it all but it was actually entertaining if you can get past the corniness
I want to hear the rest of Farha's roast, her second joke was brutal ð
Spencer is giving Beavis vibes
Lmao the Mormon guy did NOT vibe with the Onlyfans girl
34 yr old former pro baseball player..be so fr right now
I don't believe all of these people are virgins..
Watching this show Are You My First? about virgins trying to find love. Very love island esque
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Idk how people who travel all the time do it, I've been bloated and puffy looking my entire trip and after ð
I take the ugliest pictures omg
Its in DC but I'm such a wimp when it comes to going to work after staying out and I know I'm gonna wanna drink and dance
Makes sense
On a Monday night though... that's pushing it
Dare I buy tickets to see Cascada??
It smells like a bottle of Listerine exploded in my apartment??
Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando
They're delicious omg ðĪ
Crispy grilled chicken wing flavor..I'm intrigued and excited
I need this kitten
Oh so more morons with a gun, what could go wrong?
I think i hurt my hip dancing???? Is this 32??
He's a stupid prick
It's so rough on these apps ðŦ
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Annddd now my computer isn't working
After avoiding it for months they finally updated my computer to the newest Windows system ð
It feels like Friday ð
the moon has unveiled herself between the clouds
WHY WONT BLUESKY LET ME POST MY OWN GIFS FFFFFFFFFF @support.bsky.team
Me when the weirdos from my Monday gym class come to my Wednesday gym class
This crazy ass hole almost hit me with his bike and yelled "FUCK YOU LESBIAN!!" at me
Just saved someone from driving off with their coffee on top of their car lmao
Did trader joes change their milk chocolate bar? ð
Many situations going on tonight
I'm so fucking sick over this
Nazis absolutely were showcasing their evil in public this brazenly lol wdym
Then I got on the wrong train and went in the wrong direction...really am on my dumb bitch shit today
Lost my ring. Art deco from my mom from the 70s. Just spent 40 min searching for it, police even helped me, couldn't find it ðððð
Friend went home early so I decided to go to one more bar on my own ..only to see a guy I've dated 2 years ago
On my dumb bitch shit today
"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
Good morning. Stop using AI, Volume 73
Breaking out â ïļ Insatiable appetite â ïļ Fat and bloated â ïļ Want to die â ïļ
Fucking luteal phase
It's now 95° feels like 102° and it's only getting hotter ðĨēðŦ humidity is down to 47% but it's the insane dew point that makes it horrible!!!
I fucking hate these people, can't wait until these boomers all die
Why did I move to one of the most humid cities in the country I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!
The humidity ALSO ruins my curls and turns them limp and noodley
No matter how much gel I put in, no matter how perfect they look before I leave home, the second I step outside they swoop to the left ðððð
This humidity is making my bangs swoop to the left and it's DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!
No one can convince me that Bermuda shorts are cute..like why are they back in style
This comment just about sums up how I feel..like what is this dance music? Where are the riffs?
Mixed feelings on the new tame Impala single...
It's so sad ð
I WISHHHHH he'd go back to his psychedelic sound
open.spotify.com/track/1WDyUg...
At a party and I think im the only one with work in the morning??
Not if you have a JD Vance meme saved on your phone ð
Speak for yourself
Yes I've noticed ð
Loving the creativity hahaha
LMAO!!!
Diabolical ððð
Seeing grown ass adults obliterate their minds because of a computer chat bot is really testing the limits of my empathy. It is hard to even pity these dunderheaded fools
Hot water coming out of the cold faucet..
Fuck them for not voting, they're just as responsible for Trump getting elected as Republicans
Snatched these awesome framed posters from work, just need someone to hang them for me
This is how insane people sound when you tell them why A.I. is bad
I'm surprised he's lasted this long
I need July and August to be over already ðŦ
No I don't believe it!!
Ariana looked so pretty but her top looked like it was made out of paper mache and paper towels