David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) / Redsky

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Tom Ellis and Pierce Brosnan watching West Ham on The Thursday Murder Club on Netflix

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Governor has some new friends

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

He can do it

25/8/2025, 1:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

muirneag.bsky.social (@muirneag.bsky.social) reposted

My friend just posted this and now I TOTALLY WANT A PROSTHETIC ROBO DINOSAUR TAIL.

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Had a dog named Bella, so sorry old girl that the criminal cunt uttered your name

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

5/8/2025, 12:24:40 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

And destroyed the rose garden

3/8/2025, 1:45:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

And rats

2/8/2025, 1:35:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

My Grandfather was an inventor, he invented a portable washing line: you tied each end of the line to a servant. Apparently he made no money from his invention as the hemp fibre for the line was too expensive.

2/8/2025, 2:38:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Just in case

27/7/2025, 5:25:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

In Scotland:

26/7/2025, 2:18:29 PM | 65 27 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Might be useful in Florida again

26/7/2025, 1:57:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are you insulting turnips?

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MariaevaJ (Formal Tribel) (@mariaevaj.bsky.social) reposted

Please circulate Set a goal 👍👍

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

This one is 81 feet high an 220 pounds at the Australian Parliament

21/6/2025, 1:29:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

I’m sorry trump, but your 80 foot tall flagpole isn’t the biggest you’ll ever see. Australia’s Parliament House has an 81 Metre flagpole (265.74 feet) atop it that weights 220 tonnes. 😂🇦🇺👌

21/6/2025, 1:13:58 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Source?

21/6/2025, 6:41:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

I like my women like I like my coffee, with a coffee taste and foam on top.

20/6/2025, 8:04:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

TGI Friday (@itsfridayaddams.bsky.social) reposted

TGIF 🎉 It's official, our first vid is out 🙀 Tags: #SizeSky #SizeDifference #TallWomen #Giantess #Lesbian #FemDom #FemmeDomme #Lesbians #trans #QueerPorn #LesbianPorn #NSFWsky #RealNSFW #Redhead #Blonde #Goddess #QueerErotica #fansly #ManyVids #Fetish #Dominatrix #Porn

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

The name is Carney….Mark Carney

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin is going to fall out of a window soon 1 million casualties is getting a bit much for some

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Cricket is a great game

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi - did you like my reply please rate it

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

We should all combine and fight all out against APATHY or not whatever

25/5/2025, 7:18:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Bitcoin transaction. On 22 May 2010, Laszlo Hanyecz made the first real-world transaction by buying two pizzas in Jacksonville, Florida, for 10,000 BTC, an amount that would be nearly $350,000,000 today

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

The Imaginary Girlfriend got really unhappy with me for no apparent reason so I un-imagined her. .. And now she won't take me back.

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Beekeepers are tough

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

The ICE Nasties

10/5/2025, 1:37:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Buy 40 dolls and 250 pencils of course

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Better come to Australia then

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

And only 2 DOLLS for Christmas!!! Not the 40 I expected. Apparently.

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Two Canadian Prime Ministers

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a brain

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

A wee bit scary

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Australia has an election this Saturday our conservatives (called Liberal) will also loose and Labor will win, thanks Trump

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too retry works

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice farm

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

They had a lot of children because a lot died young

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

From the near future:

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

The ICE Nasties will be right there. Probably.

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Thankfully they let him see him seemed ok

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reposted

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/nOrC14ey4sw?...

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s obviously having a great time just go off and enjoy yourself

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Why didn’t Stevie Nicks marry William Shatner? She didn’t want to be known as Stevie Shatner Nicks

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

I suppose the market is a the dead cat bounce

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

A special friend

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Herbert Hoover?

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Bond, James Bond

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon closed them down too?

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

A right TIT innit

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Just look again

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

✋ please

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

What I see…

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Fallout 3 intro in Unreal Engine 5 youtu.be/WC5kQt72x28?...

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

A man assaulted me with butter milk and cheese How dairy

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Not yet

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

I have a time travel joke but you guys didn’t like it

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

Oh dear someone is not happy

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

youtube.com/watch?v=jleR...

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social)

“I know nuthinng”

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David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 (@kutadave.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi same name, same job, but I’m a different David McCandless but I learned a lot from him too

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