lauren 🖤
@lag-irl.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ • she/her • 30s • 🏴 nonbinary transsexual bi lesbian crazy, but you like that send me money for hrt and laser: https://cash.app/$lagravesirl
created November 8, 2024
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Aranock, 4 of Ravens (@aranock.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Wishing I could go back a decade and a bit and silence every business major piece of shit who decided to start calling machine learning and deep learning and LLM algorithms artificial intelligences so our society might be slightly less fucked.
Aranock, 4 of Ravens (@aranock.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"they hallucinate" you mean the algorithm outputs sets of words in a way that is incoherent and untruthful.
National Geographic Dog Dick Enjoyer (@goopypanther.bsky.social) reposted
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
that's so many meals fr
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
this is how i would like everyone to cook for me
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
girl whose purse is marketed as a ccw bag
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
feminine? nommin' on
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
let me innnnnnnnnnnn
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
download it? i can't even get past my cart to buy it :(
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
put me in, coach
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
ffs let me buy silksong dammit
Autumn (@colliecariad.bsky.social) reposted
Buck was so real for this
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
naps with my
Callisto Khan (@callistokhan.bsky.social) reposted
women are beautiful. at least in the top five most beautiful kinds of food there are.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
👁️🍄🪸 (@bloomfilters.bsky.social) reposted
ive noticed something snaps in people's minds when you point out that "liking women is gay" in our patriarchal society. that is to say, treating women as humans, keeping women at the center of your life & relationships, being close w/ women, etc, socially codes you as an effeminate or as a tribade
dataphract 🇵🇸 (@whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store) reposted reply parent
the way I was already arguing with friends that it wasn't gay for me to genuinely like girls as people in like 6th grade
dataphract 🇵🇸 (@whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store) reposted reply parent
jokes on me I guess, they were right although not in the way they expected
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
idk a lot about the specific needs of video editing software but my inclination is that more RAM and a better graphics card would get you the most betterer for your buck
Lily Alexandre (@lily-is.online) reposted
my wife is out of town, you know what that means: think about my wife time
Sable, Public Universal Momfriend 🏳️⚧️ (@ghostlysable.bsky.social) reposted
the totally rational fear that the people who learned to love you at your most traumatized and diminished won't love what emerges as you heal
Typewriter Monke (@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social) reposted
One interesting element of transmisogyny is a lot of people seem convinced that trans women are UNIQUELY incapable of comprehending the experiences of others, but also that this doesn't work in reverse, ANY gender-marginalized person gets to have their guesswork about trans women's experiences heard
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reposted
idk who else needs to hear this but if you want retain the ability to complain to someone about your partner ethically you should NOT arrange a threesome with your partner and that person
Andrea Pitzer (@andreapitzer.bsky.social) reposted
People who might be comfortable with their neighbors quietly disappearing aren't always comfortable when the grotesque human rights abuses involved are made public. They don't like to imagine themselves as the bad people you make them seem like when you point out what's happening. So keep doing it.
Charlotte (@fireantprincess.bsky.social) reposted
labor day in the US is a good time to remember that most everyone else has labor day on may 1st, and the US doesn’t because a democrat was worried it would strengthen anarchists and socialists
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
i feel like i shouldn't have to say this
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
idk who else needs to hear this but if you want retain the ability to complain to someone about your partner ethically you should NOT arrange a threesome with your partner and that person
Dune (1987), wife-era (@nofunoverlord.top) reposted
the "don't worry about how I like 'girly' things. I'm secure in my masculinity" to "oh yeah I'm a girl" 🤷🏻♀️ pipeline
dataphract 🇵🇸 (@whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store) reposted
i went to yuri mart and i saw your mom there. she's really pretty... do you mind if i take her to the aquarium on saturday
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
i did mine this morning and i have the same band-aids! i used the lesbian one this week though
Emily (@2amwakeupcall.com) reposted
The best part about when a deeply deeply horrible thing happens for the trans community is waiting for all my cis friends to Not check in and see if I’m ok:)
Biscuit (@halfbakedrhymes.com) reposted
I need my cis friends to read, understand, and share this thread. This is what we woke up to today. The talking heads are now calling for the immediate detainment of trans people. We need you. I need you. Now. To stand up. Or we start dying. 🧵
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
i don't think i have bottom dysphoria exactly but i do have topping dysphoria: when someone expects you to fuck them like a man would instead of like a girl with a dick
Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ (@chiitan.love) reposted
Teach your friends how to punch NYAMちゃんに腰の入ったパンチを教えてあげましたっ☆
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
you're right which is why i'm horrified i'm connecting some dots i did not need connected
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
oh no
🌟Bee 🏳️⚧️ (@rosemarbles.bsky.social) reposted
Trying to use the shower at a friend's house
Daniel Radosh (@radosh.bsky.social) reposted
Update: it got funny again
Sylvie Now (@sylvienow.bsky.social) reposted
When he's telling the homies about me:
Kay F. Atkinson - Unlimited Combat Dolls out Feb. 10 (@tinylesbianrobot.itch.io) reposted reply parent
it's easier to pretend you're not poly than to pretend you're not trans but I don't see that I particularly had a choice in either, I didn't decide I wanted to be poly one day, it was a clarifying label for my emotional reality
Aphrodite (@desire.gunmetolymp.us) reposted reply parent
Girls love to come back from the woods Changed
Morgan M Page (@morganmpage.bsky.social) reposted
Creating new types of guys: -FTM noise artist -Cis man who does NOT have a weird relationship with trans women -Culturally lesbian gay guy who isn’t going to pull a gender switcheroo eventually -Normative masculine str8 guy with inexplicable side ponytail
Ela Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (@ela-bambust.bsky.social) reposted
You wake up. The oceans burns. Rich men pour gasoline and the world's children on black tar fires to sell you a reprieve from the heat. You prepare for work, trying not to think of the atrocities happening right now, right this second, unable to stop them. You may get a treat on the way home today.
river (@deathcvlt.bsky.social) reposted
strigix (@sovereignbeast.bsky.social) reposted
You can never reach freedom through negotiating the conditions of your bondage. It doesn't matter if the entire world says, "You should not have the right to live your life as you desire." Spit in the world's eye. Carve the smile off its wretched face.
Crime Is Not A Crime (@crimeisnotacrime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Alice's defense fund: www.gofundme.com/f/justice-fo...
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
turns out my type is just a little guy with a lot of gender and also autism
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
be crimes do gay
Ripley Melancholy 🩵 (@rileyisgood.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
we may be hunted for sport but thankfully i keep hearing that we have an advantage at sport
dog girl jesus (@doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social) reposted
*repeating over and over again as i look at all the tboys ive been talking to* theres nothing wrong with having a type theres nothing wrong with having a type theres nothing wrong with having a type
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
love to be the subject of an "issue" or perhaps a "question"
🔪 (@natalianovna.bsky.social) reposted
transfem butches, transmasc butches, and nonbinary butches are cool and good
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
love it when a silly little anime about a weird little boy living alone makes me suddenly feel everything that was ever too much and had to go somewhere else and then I wake up dehydrated
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
personally I like "trans healthcare" - I'm trans and this is my healthcare about it, if you're not my doctor or another doll you don't really need to know more than that
briellastella (@briellastella.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Oh weird, a gay transphobe is also an assimilationist who doesn't believe in queer community or mutual support and actively scoffs at the idea of solidarity??? What a completely unexpected twist!
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
all I'm hearing is "manic pixie dream girl" 🤔
samus aran enjoyer (@riotlinguist.bsky.social) reposted
i hate AI intensely but you can't trick me into supporting IP laws or attacking pirate sites. may AI and copyright burn together.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
were u not aware
Without History (@withouthistoryband.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The way our societies work is brutal and disgusting and horrifying at a very very deep level and every fucking time you turn aside from that, every time you make a fucking joke of abuse you give succour to our enemies who are committed to that abuse and want to do more of it.
Without History (@withouthistoryband.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Grow a fucking spine and give up your fucking illusions that there is *anything* to be saved from this shit show. I know it doesn't feel good, I know it can cause despair. But that's better that working for things you hate because you keep fucking lying to yourself.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
it's very true that Nazis can be welcoming and accommodating TO INFLUENCERS who they want to help them spread their message. if Nazis are being nice to you it isn't a sign they are more "welcoming". it's a sign they find you useful.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
my bed still smells like them both and that's really neat
ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 (@miawong.bsky.social) reposted
Two trans girls telling each other about the must fucked up thing you've ever heard of that happened to them last week and then going oh yeah no I'm fine though this is the trans experience Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Charlotte (@fireantprincess.bsky.social) reposted
I love it when people assume I am not neurodivergent and disabled because that’s statistically not very likely for a trans woman and also I don’t exactly hide the fact that I’m both, but it does tell me something when people think like that about trans women, ie as ontologically privileged
✨️Angel Facts✨️ (@angelic.style) reposted
*after the kink party* whew. im beat
ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 (@miawong.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Morale is a terrain of struggle girlcuddling is war against the state Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Every person who said 'states rights' wanted Black people excluded from public life. Every person who thought it was reasonable sounding and did not know that was being fooled. When they say "no trans athletes" they are setting the stage for no trans people everywhere. It's already playing out.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
girl who is getting rave reviews from the threesome
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
i just don't have that dawg in me rn you know
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
hate having to tell a cute girl she probably doesn't need to clean out tonight
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
same, girl
✨️Angel Facts✨️ (@angelic.style) reposted
lookin forward to gettin the shit beat out of me
Ro Salarian (@rosalarian.bsky.social) reposted
Wearily pointing at the sign once again that says you gotta defend porn because these fuckheads see every queer person as inherently pornographic and they always have and they always will. You have to defend it even if you don't personally engage with it because otherwise this happens. ⬇️
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
big yikes
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
me to every new friend:
Ripperoni (@ripperoni.com) reposted
As a reminder as always, now is a good day to start using Signal signal.org
Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) (@sarah.transsexual.gay) reposted
Seize ownership of your body reshape your flesh to fit your will
Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ (@taliabhatt.itch.io) reposted
I need queer people to stop being envious that trans women are the principal rhetorical targets of right-wing anti-trans propaganda.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
well that's enough bluesky for today
violence (@creature.gay) reposted reply parent
getting someone to crash out and act imperfectly so you can nail her for her imperfect response is kinda the entire point of trying to publicly cancel someone for shit that should have been handled privately
Alyson Greaves (@badambulist.bsky.social) reposted
“We need to have a debate about—” No. No more debates. You lot have shown you can’t face up to the truth even when it is set out clearly in front of you. Trans rights now. In all levels of society. Or you are my enemy.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
sickosyes.jpg
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
eyyyyyyyyyyy 👉👉
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
The Clown Prince of Pronouns (@mel.bzky.team) reposted reply parent
you'll be more gorgeous than you could have imagined. so will the rest of the world. there are colours you haven't even seen yet. you'll sit by an open window at night in the cold november air and realise your shoulders have come down from around your ears for the first time since you can remember.
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
being given space to explore interests and hyperfixate without judgement would have made a huge difference
Vivian Magadori 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ⚢ (@listentocrass.lesbian.cat) reposted
Fuck the prime directive transition immediately
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
big tits bigger ideas
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
these are your government titties
Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers.bsky.social) reposted
it's monday
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social)
hey here's an idea why don't y'all call ME actually because this time was available when i made the appointment
Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) (@sarahndipity.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
and i don't care what factory parts they came with OR what mods they added after production, HOT IS HOT
Fae’rynn (Fatal Futch) (@faerynnistired.itch.io) reposted
there is exactly 5 weeks to raise the rest of this fund. i’m sorry to be annoying about pushing this but this last little bit is the most difficult to raise. help your girl out, please 🙏
Biscuit (@halfbakedrhymes.com) reposted
We need to teach women to poison tea again
redstormpopcorn (@wasteof.technology) reposted reply parent
Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
Marghost 👻 (@mitildide.bsky.social) reposted
Women will be unpleasant. Women will be rude. Women will misbehave. Women will be shrews. Women will be "violent" and "threatening" until treated like fucking human beings.
Mallory Moore (@sexabolition.blog) reposted reply parent
Don't like a world where Luigi Mangione types assassinate CEOs? Don't financially immiserate everyone through healthcare debt! Don't like a world where kids throw rocks at police cars? Don't terrorise poor and racialised communities to the point kids see them as the enemy!
lauren 🖤 (@lag-irl.bsky.social) reply parent
wowowowowowwww 🤯