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70? 74? Mere babes!
"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
It should be like opening a Domino's in Rome
The thing that's great about liberals is they act like they're more likable than leftists but actually they're hated vehemently from all directions AND don't improve anyone's lives
Taco Bell? In Austin? Huh?
You may fire when ready, President Xi
Sorry to hear that, bub. Guess you'll have to turn grok on spicy mode!! 🤣
Now this? THIS is art.
The world’s leading genocide scholars’ association has passed a resolution saying that the legal criteria have been met to establish Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, its president says. There was no immediate response from the Israeli foreign ministry.
Then he challenged him to a push-up contest, right?
It's funny how all these "master race" guys look like boiled potatoes.
“we overreacted”
Living next to Heathcliff isn't all bro fish and ham cars.
Same! Giving a parent a red card when you're 16 is wild
Huh. The NYT still refers to it as a "war"
“But how will we interrogate fascist ideas without platform in fascists?” - they have had the exact same ideas for centuries, we know exactly what they want. They don’t change, in fact they’re so lazy, they even recycle the same ideas over and over again.
I have dated far too many humourless, tedious people to also put up with them in my replies on social media. And by far too many I mean 2 people. That is enough. My quota is complete for the rest of my life.
I hate it! The fuckers try to make it a patriotic holiday. America has done its best to co-opt this. Even the fact that it's not May 1st like every other country in the world
15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo
Around 10 ICE agents showed up at Malcolm X Park to detain an unarmed man peacefully sitting on a bench. Wouldn't it be great to see them raking leaves instead of harassing innocent, harmless people and using the National Guard for free maintenance labor? What a total disgrace. #OnYourSide
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
She was arrested on the morning of Feb. 20 at her home in Charlotte while caring for her three younger siblings — the youngest of whom has autism — while her mother was at work.
As a friend recently put it: the venn diagram of people who assured us the gun violence was worth it because we need the guns to protect ourselves against a tyrannical federal government and the people cheering on Trump as he deploys the military to take over American cities is a circle
Still proud that the first book I intentionally destroyed was a Steven Pinker one
USA is top stinko country. A bitch of a fucker. Bad juju and bad vibes and nobody fucks good.
Literally haven't seen this mentioned on any of my socials but Indonesia has erupted after a cop ran over a delivery courier.
I think the people who own and run scientific journals should be incinerated!
I, for one, welcome our new President Vance.
POPE LEO: “Let us plead God to stop the pandemic of arms, large and small, which infects our world.” He prays for the victims in Minneapolis, and “the countless children killed and injured every day around the world”
trump giuliani *and* clinton? it’s like the epstein plane going down
Also the jacks in euchre
Shut the fuck up
If you'd bother to look at my posts, you'd know that I copied it verbatim ironically from some other idiot.
I just saw a convertible PT cruiser with faux wood paneling. It rocked
New copypasta just dropped.
Everyone remember when they invented pronouns in 2020?
I identify as an SUV that is also a gun. Protect me daddy trump
You got to pretend!
The if I can't see anything I must be invisible phase is so fucking cute.
Tis an enduring mystery. I'm afraid we'll never know their true motives
So what if it was woke? It actually is woke! Is not being awake better than being asleep when facing reality?
Astrid Johnson
Whenever you try to talk to an American patriot about even the basics of their nations history.
They can't help but love a Hitler
Fellas is it woke to eat bread
Our hearts are also wounded by the more than fifty people who died and the one hundred or so still missing following the shipwreck of a boat carrying migrants that capsized off the Atlantic coast of Mauritania. This deadly tragedy is repeated every day all over the world.
“bluesky has no pull” we had the world thinking the president was dead, we’re becoming more powerful than they could ever imagine
This was literally my first draft!
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
New York’s hottest club is Blame Zohran Mamdani for Crimes Committed While Eric Adams Is Mayor Under Laws Signed by Andrew Cuomo. It’s got everything—corrections officers who aren’t registered to vote in New York City, etc etc etc
Americans are cops. Incredible levels of police behavior throughout the populace.
Ever start thinking about the state of the world and start dry heaving?
@down.blue
The fat flying Jew? Oh, yeah!
Okay, I'll bite. What's a watto?
Cool country I live in. This rocks
Cool tattoo idea send skeet
Sounds like a waste of time. I'll pass!
Second reconstruction? Second reconstruction tonight, queen?
Okay, I'll bite. What's a Trump
*extremely guy who won't shut the fuck up in PHI 101 class* okay, but can you write down the concept of pencilness?
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
The same people who keep invoking "Black culture" or "Native culture" as a reason for extreme poverty in communities never seem to address what they consider "white culture" which is justifiable colonial genocide and systemic oppression of other groups. "We brought you roads and Nyquil after all"
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
The extent to which ICE is ignoring all civil rights and due process is astounding — and indicative of a culture where they’ve been told they can do literally no wrong. Agency and admin leaders must face sanctions and legal consequences.
Hard to distinguish between fascist military movements or just everyday bloated American car culture.
That Trump and Trumpism are fascist doesn’t explain the sheer vandalism of unleashing mass murdering mayhem via RFK to replace medical/scientific institutions of immense value and prestige with medieval peasant superstitions. That is a criminal madness facilitated by but above and beyond fascism.
Lecherous Western Style Toilet Voyeur - Pissing & Shitting Standing Up 1
Where's the joke, dad?
Comida es muy bien
Every day I come on here and see photos of massacred Palestinians who look like my nieces, nephews, cousins, uncles...and in the next moment I have to argue with someone who spends all their energy telling me I should have overlooked genocide instead of telling their candidates to stop the genocide
I can
It’s that time again. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
You did a good meme 💪🏽
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
Whew!
Vance hasn't showed enough gratitude that he hasn't gotten his ass whupped recently
Show about a chef punishing culinary crimes law and hors d'oeuvres
The DNC is a machine for huge donors to funnel millions to ~five consultants who have been coming up with new ways of saying "pivot to the center" for forty years Winning is not necessary for this system, and in some cases it is even detrimental
I want to fuck a girl that looks exactly like Conan O'Brien
We Exist!
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Nobody asked!
Thank you!
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