Lars Vargas πͺπΎ
@larsvargas.bsky.social
Satoshi socialist, user of pronouns, dog dad, cat mom, bad ass social justice warrior, woke-ity wokester. Con los Socialistas! 99% follow back
created February 25, 2024
741 followers 504 following 733 posts
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Monica Byrne (@monicabyrne13.bsky.social) reposted
"What happens when the creation of that sense of failure, of the complete ineffectiveness of political action against the system, becomes the chief objective of those in power?" Fascinating piece by the dearly departed David Graeber.
Blue Fairylicious Girlπ§ (@bluesnowflake.bsky.social) reposted
The only thing that ever submitted to Charlie Kirk is a frying pan to the faceβ¦ he hates women way too much for a man who couldnt find a vagina if it was stapled to his sloping forehead π€¦π»ββοΈ
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
He careful, it might swallow your fist. π¬
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Same exact time he became Saddam Hussein on South Park.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Welp
JDWeil (@jdweil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Itβs not a government, itβs a crime syndicate on a crime spree.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny, same age Trump and Epstein liked to fuck them.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
If Epstein were alive he would pardon "both of them".
Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers.bsky.social) reposted
Me three months ago:
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Similar decorating styles as well.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a hard yes.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone said "Skunk Barbie" and I knew exactly who they meant. π€£
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
So do they just replace him with a sick 40yo like they do on the Supreme Court?
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
President Sniffy Coke Drips
Jen (@jeneye127.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes if I have my foster pups for a long time, their picture goes up on the wall after they find their home. β€οΈ @cathypaddock.bsky.social
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
They all look like that. I think they're demons and I don't even believe in such nonsense.
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Making Epstein Great Again
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Trump admits to being in the Epstein files, experts believe heβs been actively scrubbing his name, evidenced by his request for the FBI to flag and isolate every mention of him in the case documents.: βTheyβve been running these files, and so much of the things that we found were fake with me.β
Tea Pain (@teapainusa.bsky.social) reposted
Maybe the American voters should have taken the Access Hollywood tape more seriously?
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein's island probably.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
But not Donald Trump.*
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
She would have acted sooner if you would have given her an outfit to wear and a camera crew to film it.
lola1985.bsky.social (@lola1985.bsky.social) reposted
Mmmmβ¦my cat Tiger would reply, he is not wrong, ever. π€£ππ€£ πβπβοΈππ¦
I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Baby elephant way of sleeping...π₯Ή
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Really elected*
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Send her a hot FEMA outfit and she will be on the ground in no time. FOR ATTENTION!
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
She was waiting for her FEMA outfit to come so she could do it FOR ATTENTION.
βοΈ RAVEN (@sunnydaze27.bsky.social) reposted
I need trump voodoo doll!β¦So satisfying to watch ππ€£π
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Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Ice agents dress like the bad guys that pop up at the shooting range so I assume they want to be shot.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't talk ill about the dead.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Or Twitter, same thing.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
You're using one right now. π³
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Air quotes, also known as "tricky dick fingers".
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
They're all devout Christians.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
This administration needs to be sent to the Hague.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Just shoot them.
π¦πreal oppositionπΊπΈπͺπΈπΊπ¦ (@amapola85.bsky.social) reposted
www.history.com/articles/how...
mariewalsh18.bsky.social (@mariewalsh18.bsky.social) reposted
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
They're all demons with empty, soulless eyes.
Shane Lear (@shanelear.bsky.social) reposted
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a real tech guy, this is going to work out fine.
aliciablackgirl.bsky.social (@aliciablackgirl.bsky.social) reposted
Take away the politicians' free healthcare for life and they'd be singing a different tune.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
I was actually surprised I got his name right when I made a joke about it, even more surprised when people knew who I was talking about. I'm on the west coast.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out democracy dies for autographed red hats.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit, I didn't even think about the fact that they just created millions of Luigis.
R.J. Gerber Jr. (@fathitler.com) reposted reply parent
Steve Scalise was shot in self defense by an unwell American, terrified of losing their access to health care because they knew it meant their death. Republicans ARE depraved indifference mass-murderers, but you'd never hear that from a Democrat. It's them or us... nationofluigis.com
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out democracy requires someone to have a pair.
dbnewtondoors.bsky.social (@dbnewtondoors.bsky.social) reposted
www.politico.com/news/magazin... A little background for this Independence Day 2025. If this nation had sane governance trump who have been jailed the morning of Jan 07, 2021 by the gang of eight, never to be seen in public again. It would have been impossible to continue his coup from jail.
LeftSide (@leftsideofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Mike Johnson eats his snickers upside down so he can feels the veins. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurricane season is going to be something if there is a god.
dayofhearts.bsky.social (@dayofhearts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Iβm really tired of evil winning
Michelle says: Be kind. Always. β€οΈ (@snarkysillysad.bsky.social) reposted
Interspecies love: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social)
I don't condone violence, but Donald Trump does and he cut his supporters' health insurance too.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Mace that Mace motherfucker!
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
If your mother is on Medicare
I Post Animal Vids... π (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
#dog pool party! π #dogday
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
He definitely looks smellier in this one...
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
President TACO is fine
The Fucking Shoe (@handle.invalid) reposted
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Dicktopian!
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see any cake.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Just put them down and give their stuff to the dogs.
MAGA Focker (@maga-focker.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
#MakeGuillotinesGreatAgain
MAGA Focker (@maga-focker.bsky.social) reposted
Every single day, I'd wonder WTF did TFG say or do. Now, I'm completely horrified that no one, not one single person globally, has stopped TFG + his enablers. ANYBODY??? ANYBODY??? REALLY, NO ONE??? WTF - WTF - WTF
Zeb Palmer (@zebpalmer.com) reposted
The best time to fix the Democratic party was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
This dude is really stepping into the shoes of Pelosi and being an awful corporate shill.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope Trump still has his.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
If he gets a new wife will he at least recycle the plastic he used to make this one?
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
UPDATE: 2 more impersonators in Houston alone. (One was shot by a manβs wife) How long are we going to let this madness go on? We should be requiring agents to ID themselves, not legislating to protect masked vigilantes. @MarshaBlackburn
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Normalize shooting masked kidnappers.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Being an evil sack of shit ages you like milk in the sun.
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Baja Arizona. We fight on. (@bajaarizona.bsky.social) reposted
#cats This is the happiest of stories with a happy ending. When Scrappy came to our senior cat sanctuary he had just lost his people and was taken to the local non-kill shelter where he would have languished because who wants a 20+yo cat? We do! He is living his best life with his new person now.β€οΈ
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Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
8647
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
For once I hope he's right.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
This logic is as dumb as the name "Markwayne".
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Jessica Darlene Vance
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe blustering on social media about what you're going to do isn't a great military strategy?
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
"NOW IS A TIME FOR CHASTITY!", he said while fucking you.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News stopped covering it.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Movie star sunglasses for ATTENTION!
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Just random criminals wearing body armor.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking the intelligence out of "artificial intelligence".
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social)
#AbolishICE
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Jessica Debbie Vance?
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm going to pause the war on Iran for two weeks, to give the Nobel prize nominations a chance to come in. Thank you for your attention on this matter."
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell of a toe he's got there.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump any minute: "Why did Joe Biden do this to our country?"
KOJAMFπ€π€π€ (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Carturday Luca Gervasi
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
He's finally going to make an honest bimbo out of her! β€οΈ
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Not you of course, I mean the ice agents concealing their identity.
Lars Vargas πͺπΎ (@larsvargas.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny how the people who refused to wear a mask are now the only ones wearing them.