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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
That came straight out of the PS1 Twisted Metal games. The Swastikar DePlorean
I read "my father, the inventor of blood" like Gretchen Wieners
That can't be him; there's too many words spelled correctly for it to be him and he didn't sign it with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
Kirk is the textbook definition of "Bottom of the Swamp"
When was the last time Johnson had a meeting with his constituents? Is he afraid that he'll get boo'd into the shadow realm? Find out on the next episode of "You're in a Cult, Mike Johnson"
I mean, he's not a doctor and he said to not take medical advice from him. So, if I diagnose him as a narcissistic, worn leather handbag that's been marinating in cow shit and the fires of hell... That's just because of his face and I can diagnose that without being a doctor 🤷🏾♀️
Soros is one of the Boogeymen that Republicans are afraid of. If they keep it up, there's going to be a Boogey-Army
So, since he's diagnosing people based on how their face looks, we can diagnose him the same way too, right?
She said his entire presidency was going to be nothing but vengeance, but once again he was allowed back into the People's House.
At some point, lawmakers are going to have to think if their continued support of the NRA and other lobbying groups are worth the amount of bloodshed we keep having to deal with every day.
Don't get it twisted. Trump is having the National Guard pick up trash to debase them. He hates the military. He is incapable of understanding anyone who would make sacrifices for the greater good. He thinks they are suckers and losers, and he's treating them as such.
It's like watching The Legion of Doom on the 70s Challenge of the Super Friends cartoon...
Tried to channel a Chia Pet, ended up with his actual hairline being peeled back like a banana.
It's like a contest to see which junk drawer member can kiss the most of the Orange Hemorrhoid's ass cheek.
Last week Trump said he likes the idea of starting a war so he can declare “no more elections” and stay in office forever. Today he just said “a lot of people” want “a dictator.” See where this is going?
The perfect example of "This is your brain on MAGA"
Tim Walz: "I always get in trouble for it and I'll continue to say it, I don't think we do any favors when we don't name it -- these are fascist policies."
Respected?
Orange hemorrhoid on the Epstein List says what?
Kamala Harris nailed it. We warned everyone the stakes were too high to hand the guy built for Project 2025 another shot — but noooo. Ever have one of those mornings you just want to throw the window open and yell, FUCK YOU ALL? Yeah, that.
Crazy for him to possibly have CHF when he doesn't have a heart.
It's weird how Republicans call Liberals groomers, but they're totally fine with a convicted rapist and pedophile in the White House. #ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
This is what's going on y'all. Do not be silent #Resist.
Thank you Cathy; we had her since she was a puppy and I can remember the day we got her and the last day I saw her. She wouldn't want me to mope around, so I'm going to do what I can to be strong again. Today, however will be a day of rest
I'm gonna try; this week has been rough. We had to put our 17 year old dog to sleep on Wednesday, so I've been trying to process that. Luckily, I took next week off from work to breathe.
When they go low, we take them straight down to Hell where they belong.
👏👏👏Every! Damn! Word! This lady brilliantly calls out the Texas Republicans for kowtowing to a rapist to steal 5 Congressional seats instead of prioritizing the victims of the floods. We need more of this from everyday Americans. Absolute💥🔥💥right here! Check it out!👇👇
Next time someone says "I'm not racist", but tell me they voted for Trump, I'm gonna tell them "whatever helps you sleep at night, klansman". He's proven time and time again that he's an evil waste of oxygen and his worshippers walk around acting blind, deaf, and stupid.
I love this for them
I feel like someone needs to use any of these on Trump. He'd probably pop a blood vessel
It was a summer Americans would never, ever forget.
Pretty sure that when he goes, not only will the gate be locked and blocked, he'll actually be dragged straight down to Hell and hit every stair on the way.
Okay, so I missed the memo that Hell changed its name to Heaven
And there it is: the sweet sound of Elise Stefanik getting what she deserves as I drink my afternoon tea ☺️
Another day of disappointment in the obituaries! #Pinks #ProudBlue
Dude looks like his breath smells like hot garbage and dog shit
A message for the most “transparent Administration” in history: Release the Epstein files.
That just went from Trump trying to trick Zelenskyy into getting ambushed again to Zelenskyy showing up with the entire squad instead. Assembled them faster than the Avengers.
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
If you don’t think Trump is compromised, ask yourself how Ghislaine Maxwell got a meeting with Todd Blanche and how Putin got a summit on American soil.
When you’re having trouble with your DUI field test…
Throwing a sandwich at a DC cop will get you charged with a felony, but hitting one with a flag pole will get you pardoned.
I never thought I'd actually see two halves of a brain cell fight so hard until I watched this clip. Every day I wake up, I'm like "this is really who we have running our country now?"
"I believe in the sanctity of a marriage between a man and a woman so much I've done it FOUR times, y'all!" --Kim Davis, Christian Nationalist Busybody & Polygamist Compound Couture Aficionado
“I appreciate you begging” goes HARD‼️😂 President 🌮 🤡 is intimidated by anyone that speaks intelligently‼️ This was 🔥🔥🔥🔥
If we get a section about this in the history books, there's no way kids are going to say "Big Balls" without laughing. I mean, I'm laughing because that's clearly an over exaggeration
I can't trust anyone who can't look straight at me without looking like they need a straightjacket
No Rest for the Wicked rings true for the Pedo in Chief
The next time someone wonders why a Black woman is angry, remember this video & that trauma is carried through DNA Black women are still treated as the lowest rung on the ladder in America Hate is hate, so why are horrors of Black history silenced & erased while horrors of the holocaust amplified?
Time to shut the whole thing down. LFG!
The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans. Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.
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"When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.” -Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
Odd, how South Park is covering Kristi Noem and her ICE hooligans more accurately than The New York Times.
I was organizing my office today and found a big stack of postcards left over from the 2024 campaign. Then the universe (or algorithm) brought me this divine inspiration. Weekend plans, check! ✅
@thejhansiway.bsky.social serves us a #CupOfJoe with a latte truth. #EpsteinTrumpFiles
JFC, @msnbc.com, stop saying "no collusion was found."!! The Mueller report found 200 pages worth of "collusion." They also specified that technically "collusion" is not a crime. (Just hella unpatriotic, if you ask me.) They did not find enough to charge a criminal conspiracy, in part because ...
Remember the outrage when Laken Riley was murdered by an undocumented migrant? Where is the same outrage for Epstein's victims, MAGA? They were young White girls too. The difference is that wealthy White men are the criminals. This guy is one of them.👇🏾 *sip*🔥☕️
Why is MAGA so desperate for us to get mad over that Sydney Sweeney person? I think they're mad that we're not mad, lol.
Paxton needs to worry about his divorce and STFU
So, now your kids can be a part of the Shitler Youth... I hate when the wrong parts of history repeat themselves
I managed to grab a couple mini Constitutions at Barnes and Noble for myself and my parents. I think they were like $2/each. This is ridiculous...
If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom
I know Folgers is considered the best part of waking up, but watching MAGA legislators make complete asses of themselves might give that coffee that extra spark to get you through the day
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Look, it's 8:30 in the morning and my caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. Are they trying to keep from getting a dracarys? Does Orange Satan have a dragon? I mean, I know he has a Qatar jet and he's VIP on Epstein's List, but...
Just got on here and noticed the same thing. They were causing problems on a post and I blocked them. Whoever they are, they're desperate for attention.
A message for all the Republicans who were totally cool with Texas redrawing their maps, but are now freaking the fuck out because the blue states are gonna do it too… Cry harder, bitches. Cry. Harder.
Sydney Sweeney is a spokesperson for Nazis. Noted. Now can we get back to releasing the Epstein files? #TrumpIsAllOverTheEpsteinFiles
Remember that one commerical with Rachael Leigh Cook ("This is your brain on drugs")? They should remake it to say "This is your brain on MAGA". youtu.be/dAHoxaphbEs?...
Cheaters never prosper. At least not forever. Karma has a way of catching up eventually. Keep up the good work Texas Dems! We’re all there supporting you!
American Psycho has decided to enter the chat on exceptional genes. You see, his genes are killer. 🤣😆
Evidence is growing that some HIV-infected infants, if given antiretroviral drugs early in life, are able to suppress their viral loads to undetectable levels and then come off the medicine. www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
Not to needlessly alarm anyone, but this sounds exactly like the plot of Terminator… and we all know how Skynet turned out. This is a horrific idea.
I've had crunchwraps more supreme than this court...
He needs to see if his dentist works with horses because dude could eat corn through a wrought iron fence.
That's the "dance on broke people's corpses" ballroom next to the "let them eat cake" Oval Office.
The only thing he's eating at the moment is a ketamine salad with the biggest dollop of eugenics... Sir, this isn't a dystopian Jetsons; this is the nation that you actively screwed up with the current administration
It's well past time for her to STFU
This is not okay Lie after lie. #DemocracyNotDictorship #Voices4victory #uSdemocracy
That really says something about their character when they call literal children "willing participants" in a sex trafficking ring...
Using her privilege to advocate‼️ WELL DONE‼️
Every time he's on tv, it's like he's losing a round of Mortal Kombat with his teeth.
To add onto that last point: it's because his face anus spews more shit than a cow's ass.
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
Orange Satan's out there doing more acrobatics than Cirque du Soleil
And just like that, the dogs and cats of Springfield, Ohio, were no longer considered food and were never talked about again.
Never trust a two first name having asshole (especially when both first names are combined into a Dr. Frankenstein experiment).
They're only supposed to be political pawns for King Kankles and his junk drawer of horrors 😒
Did he get into Musk's Ketamine stash again?
Trump wasn’t talking about Obama at all until his base demanded he release the Epstein files and so he concocted a desperate new conspiracy to distract them. Remember that.
Canada and Mexico are launching the $120B Northern Corridor, a new trade route created to bypass U.S. tariffs and customs. It will reduce reliance on the U.S. and avoid Trump-era tariffs, it's set to boost their economies. #cdnpoli
Love this for both of them 💪🏾🇨🇦🇲🇽