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you ought to be proud that I'm getting good markssssssssss
I just spent 45 minutes adding to and updating my calendars to account for my kid's middle school soccer schedule. Why on EARTH are Apple, MS, Google, etc. not starting THERE with their AI bullshit instead of "we can make your picture into a funny meme" or "we can summarize this 50-word email"
Steely Dan agrees, at least?
we animated jk rowling and dave chappelle hooking up in a bathroom and, predictably, it’s absolutely horrifying watch the final visual chapter of the ekko astral “pink balloons” era, “sticks and stones”
you sure did
“Seventy new players! No one knows what they have here” okay yeah, betting the mortgage on the Frogs
With a program that has quite literally never been serious about football. Grow up.
Not sure why I’m supposed to believe that a guy in his 70s who has never coached college ball can be successful when his best buddy, who is arguably the greatest college coach ever, saw how the sport was changing and said “yeah, I’m out”
Marcsh giving us the YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK
play the song, PCBR
Let’s fuckin’ go. Character win. This is the good good stuff.
this shit is fun, gang. i don’t know what to tell you
well,
i am generally anti-baseball cop but these guys have to pick a different hill to die on
I caught for a couple years as a kid. Got smoked by a foul ball like that exactly once but you never ever forget it
And Stott gets you that run back. Come on now.
@ianboudreau.com these guys do office liquidations and generally have dozens of Herman Miller/Steelcase chairs on hand (retail $1500-$2000) for around $500. It’s all cash & carry/secondhand, but I bought two Aerons in 2023 and couldn’t be happier. Call first b/c they have inconsistent hours.
I cannot believe Marsh scored on that
phils are facing the best team in baseball. this is the definition of good on good. battled back from down 4 runs. your gold-glove adjacent second baseman doesn’t hoover up a ground ball like he always does? shit happens. next man up
My grandma had 19 children so that was assumed 🙃
lol, it was assumed but you never can be too clear
Gonna keep it to myself since you didn’t necessarily ask but I do have a local recommendation if you like the idea of having a premium chair but are cheap like me
I am saying
are americans less horny, or are americans less fuckable?
* fell in love with them before they conveniently ended up on “my” team
a brief list of players I loved who did not play for “my” team: - lenny dykstra* (name, obviously) - david justice (I’m a sucker for a tall, sweet left-handed swing) - ken griffey, jr. (see above) - bo jackson (duh) - peter forsberg* (lindros deal) - chris pronger* (nasty mfer)
putting aside the utterly ahistorical nature of this take: who gives a shit? why is kids liking players who do not play for “their” team a bad thing?
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found a copy of Sign o' the Times yesterday and folks, no one has ever been in their bag more than Prince was in his bag on this one
Don't forget Bo Jackson.
I know people like to post the lead in the bloodstream chart to explain why Gen X is the way it is, but consider the following:
back, and to the left
Simply no way of knowing in advance that this could go poorly, unfortunately.
Was thinking CoC and FOP as the two orgs who run things, but Homebuilders is a close 3rd. Ironic, too, that we're up to our ears in a housing crisis.
Translation: The bill could result in some very clear and obviously good outcomes for workers, but it has also “”raised concerns”” (what are the concerns? are they valid? who knows?) with one of the two constituencies who actually run this state (the Chamber of Commerce), so that’s that on that
It’s “Team by team reporters, baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped, Look at that low playing, fine, then
It’s ‘Left of west and coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck
Looking good, sir! Very handsome and not dying at all, obviously
What the fuck is he talking about
happy labor day
ba rumpa pum pum
bang bang bang
A really great way to make your product more compelling for tv audiences is to stop the game literally every time a player makes a cool play to have some nerd cops look it on an iPad to make sure it was actually cool
Early leader in the clubhouse for Catch Of The Year
I would throw the remote through the tv, man. Are you kidding me
"Carson Beck letting everyone know the snap was high"
hope you have a wonderful Hater’s Ball this evening
🤝
hmmmm
Seems real low-risk, medium reward. Never can have too many arms in October, and he’s been there before, so why not?
Looking forward to banging my “Mario Cristobal is the guy everyone thinks James Franklin is” drum this evening.
🤝
what do you think it looks like when Rudy Giuliani "renders assistance"
This thread is great, thank you for soliciting it. I had noticed some things but a lot became obvious once suggested. One thing I haven't seen mentioned is how reckless these recordings are with feel. Just casually jumping from a swinging groove behind the beat to straight 8th notes on top of it.
Finally.
> We required [fourth-graders] to pass the Wharton MBA Teamwork and Leadership Simulation. They all did it. Keep in mind our kindergartners have to climb a 40-foot rock wall and pass a "Receive critical feedback without crying" workshop. By fourth grade, they’re pretty tough.
The same choice Lanning (allegedly) made in 2024, every time. Potentially confounding factor is that he was a GA at Bama and did have that SEC experience at Georgia, I guess. But how many death threats is that worth?
I thought when they made the hire I would have gone Lanning over DeBoer without question, though
Yes and no. I think by the time he has that decision to make, Oregon’s Death Star will be fully operational (if it isn’t already) and Oregon will never lose a money gun battle with anyone. I know Bama is Bama but if you can achieve the same things with like 70% less insanity, why would you leave?
honestly, she’s so far off the grid with this that I think you’re right.
Dan Lanning remains the biggest pervert (complimentary) in college football
the Venn diagram of Bama fans who thinks Ryan Williams is a sissy and Bama fans who are Eurotrash enough to say “shite” instead of “shit” is probably just this one guy
yes, YES
🫡🫡🫡
remember the name ✍️
Utes back, baby
having a qb who has two functioning legs and is not a pig farmer turns out to be the key for utah
hi @k8iesweeney.bsky.social you probably know exactly who I’m talking about
T R E A
Worth noting that Kleiman never lost to the Hawks at NDSU
Also you should all read Fire On The Levee by Jared Fishman
my one katrina story is that I started a new advertising job that week and one of the CDs (who had a Mac power button tattooed on his neck) named his daughter who was born later that fall “Katrina.” (This was in Cherry Hill, NJ)
I believe it is a link to the MLB ballpark app which allows you to sync the flashlight on your phone to the music
it’s absolutely wild that several players in this game were not alive when Katrina happened
Yo.
sorry if i am late on this one but texas a&m has a returner named “bussey”
none of your business, Katie!
That was indeed an extremely funny outcome
Do you know how annoying you have to be for me to be happy about Florida State succeeding
236 rushing yards? in this economy???
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I had to listen to the SEC whine all offseason about 9-3 Bama not getting in to the playoff, only to have them get pushed around by 2-10 Florida State?
ROLL DAMN TIDE
And also with you
Thomas Castellanos, talk yo’ shit and call yo’ shot, king
hopefully this Treb knows how to put the lid on a cup of starbucks correctly!
WPSU Coffee Break hive stand up >>>>>
idc who they’re playing, you can’t do that tempo or 2-for-1 stuff without a qb with complete mastery of the offense
FIRST HALF ANALYSIS: that’ll work
it was King Mack, lol
cook, king. this is your hour
DDS is gonna kill someone
go Birds
Nice.
It’s been a long 234 days
ok here goes Why did Texas let James Franklin coach this game
i’ve got one in the chamber that i think is a heater, but i am afraid putting it on main will cause me karmic/psychic damage
lots of people were critical about Ohio State hiring Matt Patricia as defensive coordinator, but it sure looks like he's beating those allegations for more information google "Matt Patricia allegations"
