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Lev Parikian

@levparikian.bsky.social

Words, birds, music. Usual nonsense. South London. linktr.ee/levparikian

created July 14, 2023

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Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

One for the kids there

2/9/2025, 7:33:40 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

“Democracy… freedom… cup cakes… crumbly candy bars…”

President Trump.
2/9/2025, 7:31:59 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too

2/9/2025, 6:56:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just the saddest news. A really good man and a really good bookseller.

2/9/2025, 6:43:47 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

I think she was engaging in hummus discourse

2/9/2025, 6:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

We were pleased to see this, but perhaps not as pleased as it was to see us.

A wild mushroom growing from the forest floor. It has a distinctly phallic appearance.
2/9/2025, 4:01:18 PM | 47 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Moody valley

2/9/2025, 3:41:06 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Checks out

2/9/2025, 10:49:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

“It’s you, isn’t it? That guy from that thing?”

2/9/2025, 9:07:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard Smyth (@rsmythfreelance.bsky.social) reposted

I've done most of my Great North Run training this summer along the North Sea coast. I love the North Sea. I love it (I've always loved it) but it's a monster. (1/?)

Sunrise over the North Sea at Whitley Bay. The North Sea at South Shields, just before dawn.
1/9/2025, 10:47:29 AM | 48 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice owl though. Also excellent hand-feeding work.

1/9/2025, 7:22:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly we’ve left now but will this do?

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1/9/2025, 6:52:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yes indeed

1/9/2025, 5:36:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Very much cut from the same cloth!

1/9/2025, 5:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Well no, but we’ve only been here three hours

1/9/2025, 5:30:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Phwoar

A screenshot from the Merlin birdsong app. It heard (as did we) spotted nutcracker, commonest chaffinch and black woodpecker.
1/9/2025, 4:09:47 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

We’ve come to an Airbnb in the Dolomites and I feel like I’m in a car advert

A small electric blue Citroen parked on a patch of grass. Behind it, some very dramatic and attractive mountains framed by trees in the foreground.
1/9/2025, 3:48:27 PM | 59 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Not this time but have been several times in the past.

1/9/2025, 3:46:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

One can only imagine Maris’s response at being left off.

1/9/2025, 6:09:39 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

The presence of Eddie, Lilith and Marty on this list suggests that people are watching a lot of Channel 4 on weekday mornings.

1/9/2025, 6:08:51 AM | 79 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Perhaps it’s to do with expectations. I was always told how smelly it was in summer, so the first time I came it was way better than I expected. And now, even though there’s the occasional whiff, it’s certainly much better than it used to be.

31/8/2025, 6:07:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, that’s a decent description of a fair amount that went on in there over the years.

31/8/2025, 6:06:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not at all smelly though

31/8/2025, 4:59:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to apologise for spamming you with Venice photos. But I’m not going to.

31/8/2025, 4:55:47 PM | 51 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no

A Venice skyscape in silhouette the dome of Santa Maria della Salute prominent on the right. Hazy light blue sky.
31/8/2025, 4:55:15 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely place for a gig, mind

31/8/2025, 4:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

yes you are right

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31/8/2025, 4:51:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

About to catch a boat there from Burano. A favourite place.

31/8/2025, 3:01:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s been loads, to be fair. Birds like a lagoon.

31/8/2025, 2:46:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Nonsense

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31/8/2025, 2:44:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Burano, innit

A patch of orange stucco wall, with the sharp triangular shadow of a parasol projecting in from the left. A canal, with reflections of two houses: blue on the left, pink on the right. Ripples in the water as appropriate. A wall, partly bare, partly plastered. The bare patch is grey/brown. The plastered bit, shaped like a rounded raised arm, is yellow. It also casts a slight shadow on the wall behind. A peach coloured, rough wall. In the bottom left, occupying nearly half the photograph, is the same colour but timbered.
31/8/2025, 2:38:22 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my favourites of those is February 2nd: Fritz Kreisler and Jascha Heifetz

31/8/2025, 12:38:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

👏👏👏

31/8/2025, 12:04:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Composer Igor Stravinsky stipulated that on his burial on the island of San Michele three gulls should be established as a permanent guard of the long approach to the island. Good to see the tradition being upheld.

The island of San Michele in the distance. Lagoon. Near, three wooden posts on which the gulls are perched.
31/8/2025, 11:04:41 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes that’s the one.

31/8/2025, 7:24:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, sadly moving on tomorrow. Toi toi!

31/8/2025, 7:23:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

I dunno, you come to Venice to get away from @jonnelledge.bsky.social and his bloody book and this is what you see in the first bookshop you encounter

A bookshop window. In the middle, inevitably, is Jonn Elledge’s A History Of The World in 47 Borders.
30/8/2025, 8:42:34 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, I’m not saying God created the universe according to my prescription, but here are seven late swifts flying over the Grand Canal on a sunny Saturday evening. I mean, come on.

30/8/2025, 5:44:12 PM | 92 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

More Venice spam. Obvious View No. 2,371.

30/8/2025, 5:16:06 PM | 38 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought you might pitch in

30/8/2025, 2:44:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Because putting is a word for playing a particular kind of shot in golf, you see

30/8/2025, 2:24:20 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

He was just putting it on

30/8/2025, 2:23:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

Fairway to heaven

30/8/2025, 1:42:33 PM | 51 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

The crowded thing is true if you go where the crowds are, but there are so many places, all within easy walking distance, with no crowds at all.

30/8/2025, 12:43:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

The garden of the Redentore church. Haven on the Giudecca

In the foreground left, a tomato plant with some stonking tomatoes. In the background, peeking above a brick building with slate roof, the dome and spires of the Redentore church.
30/8/2025, 12:24:44 PM | 59 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coates (@oddthisday.bsky.social) reposted

Well, if it’s 30 August, it’s the 121st anniversary of the marathon at the St Louis Olympics, which saw 32 people start, 14 finish, the ‘winner’ get disqualified for cadging a lift, and the gold medallist reach the end only with the aid of brandy and strychnine

The eventual winner of the marathon, Thomas Hicks, being held up as he walks along a dirt road, and looks dangerously exhausted
30/8/2025, 9:10:01 AM | 111 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27244 7049 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

“It’s not the despair. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.”

30/8/2025, 6:04:52 AM | 186 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

San Gabbiano Maggiore

A night time scene. A yellow-legged gull on the waterside. In the background, lit up, the tower of San Giorgio Maggiore. ‘Gabbiano’ is the Italian for ‘gull’. Not a great joke. Nor even a good one. But mine own.
29/8/2025, 9:55:57 PM | 42 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

I beg to differ

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29/8/2025, 9:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Only this morning we were in… . . . . FIRENZE

29/8/2025, 9:51:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

*waves in halting Venetian dialect*

29/8/2025, 7:35:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes sorry about that. Realised the moment I hit send.

29/8/2025, 7:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

T’s sister does Venetian rowing so it would be a complete waste of money

29/8/2025, 7:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Not an original thought, I know, but Venice is ridiculous

The Grand Canal at night.
29/8/2025, 6:57:10 PM | 76 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

oh no

A view of Venice
29/8/2025, 2:51:54 PM | 114 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

“Just you try it, matey. Just you try it.”

29/8/2025, 11:44:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly not. But if it had been, I would have.

29/8/2025, 11:27:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

A mixture. Vissi d’arte, che gelida manina, un bel di, but also the flower duet from Lakmé.

29/8/2025, 11:26:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

Guy on the bus playing loud music on his phone, but because this is Italy it’s opera.

29/8/2025, 11:21:13 AM | 75 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coates (@oddthisday.bsky.social) reposted

Splendid news! It’s the 73rd anniversary of the premiere of John Cage’s 4'33", guaranteed, even now, to make people very, very angry

Front page of sheet music for John Cage's 4'33 A blank piece of sheet music, from inside the document
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29/8/2025, 6:20:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

I have already done so on several occasions (not all of them today)

28/8/2025, 8:26:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m in Tuscany at the moment (loads of butterflies of all sorts..) so not able to update on the London scene

28/8/2025, 8:23:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emeritus Professor Calpol Titbath (@brainmage.bsky.social) reposted

Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate

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Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

Went for a walk. Saw a butterfly. Had lunch. Highly recommended all round.

A Wall butterfly on a stony patch of ground. It’s orange with brown lines and other markings. Terrell restaurant near Greve in Chianti. A one-storey building with solar panels on the roof. A wine glass adorned with an engraved cockerel. A view across Tuscan countryside
28/8/2025, 2:38:39 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

👏👏👏👏

28/8/2025, 7:53:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you Simon. Delighted you enjoyed it and sorry to ruin your holiday.

27/8/2025, 8:32:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spinal Tap Quotes (@spinaltapquotes.bsky.social) reposted

NIGEL: We’re anything but racists.

26/8/2025, 9:00:04 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

More emails? But I haven’t finished ignoring the last lot.

26/8/2025, 10:49:13 AM | 63 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

That is splendid though

25/8/2025, 2:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

Yesterday’s Long Train Journey was considerably enlivened by reading @watsoncomedian.bsky.social’s Mortification, a funny, sad and wise book. Today, a shorter journey, and (and I know Mark would approve) Best Of Myles.

25/8/2025, 9:22:10 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Ours left three minutes late. There was tutting.

25/8/2025, 8:56:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sadly we were only there for five minutes

25/8/2025, 8:56:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

I was going to keep this comment to two words: “Viva Mussolini” but then imagined the replies from people who might think I was being serious so anyway it’s Milan Central station and even if I think it’s a pretty magnificent station that doesn’t mean I condone or support in any way etc

The facade of Milan Central station. Imposing and grand.
25/8/2025, 8:38:09 AM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

You inspired me

24/8/2025, 4:16:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half Basque half Inuit

24/8/2025, 4:07:15 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

As always when passing through the Gare du Nord, I feel they missed a trick not renaming that branch of the franchise “Ready To Eat”.

24/8/2025, 1:19:51 PM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Slight difference in circumstances, I feel!

24/8/2025, 10:22:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ve stopped, and are now playing several rounds of Making Too Much Fucking Noise.

24/8/2025, 9:00:34 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not my game to play

24/8/2025, 8:50:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The kids are all right

24/8/2025, 8:42:39 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are four overexcited children across the aisle on the train. They’re playing Simon Says. First round: - Simon Says do a fart - Simon Says do a poo - Simon Says drink your own wee

24/8/2025, 8:41:49 AM | 67 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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We diskard her

24/8/2025, 7:53:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bertie Wooster

24/8/2025, 7:48:47 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hello Wordle 1,527 5/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

24/8/2025, 5:13:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So glad they were there!

23/8/2025, 4:08:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ewa

23/8/2025, 3:56:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) reposted

Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback

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Cor

23/8/2025, 9:12:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Toby Miller (@tobytram.bsky.social) reposted

Already posted rather a lot this morning, but my mother just sent me a photo of her from 1972. At the laundrette in Leiston, Suffolk, though it could almost be a still from Solaris. My father would have taken the photo (and perhaps was just as enamoured by the glam science fiction of the setting)

A young lady (my mother) in an Afghan coat and longish blonde hair, sitting in the gleaming metal of a laundrette. There are no dials or buttons on the washing machine, which give it a clean alien look. It’s a sheer cliff face of stainless steel.
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Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

When they hatch, the chicks are covered in fluffy feathers and immediately ready for action. These are Piping Plovers, American cousins of the Ringed Plover, but the principle’s the same. Cuteness overload. youtu.be/EvTagDFLaPQ

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Not just beautiful, but perfectly camouflaged on a pebbled beach, which is where they lay them.

22/8/2025, 8:05:57 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)

Please enjoy the absolute perfection of the egg of the Common Ringed Plover

It’s light brown/fawn in colour, with apparently randomly placed black speckling. Gently curved at the bottom, rising to a more pointed tip.
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Anchovies are the magic ingredient of all magic ingredients

22/8/2025, 7:22:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or what they have in common

22/8/2025, 4:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Composers Doing Normal Shit (@normalcomposers.bsky.social) reposted

Miles Davis picking a veggie.

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22/8/2025, 4:01:46 PM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re far too kind.

22/8/2025, 1:38:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh you’re fine. I know you!

22/8/2025, 1:38:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s exactly it.

22/8/2025, 1:37:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view