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One for the kids there
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One for the kids there
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too
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This is just the saddest news. A really good man and a really good bookseller.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
I think she was engaging in hummus discourse
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
We were pleased to see this, but perhaps not as pleased as it was to see us.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Moody valley
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Checks out
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
“It’s you, isn’t it? That guy from that thing?”
Richard Smyth (@rsmythfreelance.bsky.social) reposted
I've done most of my Great North Run training this summer along the North Sea coast. I love the North Sea. I love it (I've always loved it) but it's a monster. (1/?)
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice owl though. Also excellent hand-feeding work.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yes indeed
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Very much cut from the same cloth!
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Well no, but we’ve only been here three hours
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve come to an Airbnb in the Dolomites and I feel like I’m in a car advert
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Not this time but have been several times in the past.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
One can only imagine Maris’s response at being left off.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
The presence of Eddie, Lilith and Marty on this list suggests that people are watching a lot of Channel 4 on weekday mornings.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps it’s to do with expectations. I was always told how smelly it was in summer, so the first time I came it was way better than I expected. And now, even though there’s the occasional whiff, it’s certainly much better than it used to be.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, that’s a decent description of a fair amount that went on in there over the years.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not at all smelly though
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d like to apologise for spamming you with Venice photos. But I’m not going to.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely place for a gig, mind
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
About to catch a boat there from Burano. A favourite place.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s been loads, to be fair. Birds like a lagoon.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my favourites of those is February 2nd: Fritz Kreisler and Jascha Heifetz
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
👏👏👏
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Composer Igor Stravinsky stipulated that on his burial on the island of San Michele three gulls should be established as a permanent guard of the long approach to the island. Good to see the tradition being upheld.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes that’s the one.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, sadly moving on tomorrow. Toi toi!
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
I dunno, you come to Venice to get away from @jonnelledge.bsky.social and his bloody book and this is what you see in the first bookshop you encounter
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, I’m not saying God created the universe according to my prescription, but here are seven late swifts flying over the Grand Canal on a sunny Saturday evening. I mean, come on.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
More Venice spam. Obvious View No. 2,371.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought you might pitch in
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Because putting is a word for playing a particular kind of shot in golf, you see
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
He was just putting it on
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
Fairway to heaven
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
The crowded thing is true if you go where the crowds are, but there are so many places, all within easy walking distance, with no crowds at all.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
The garden of the Redentore church. Haven on the Giudecca
Coates (@oddthisday.bsky.social) reposted
Well, if it’s 30 August, it’s the 121st anniversary of the marathon at the St Louis Olympics, which saw 32 people start, 14 finish, the ‘winner’ get disqualified for cadging a lift, and the gold medallist reach the end only with the aid of brandy and strychnine
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
“It’s not the despair. I can take the despair. It’s the hope I can’t stand.”
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Only this morning we were in… . . . . FIRENZE
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
*waves in halting Venetian dialect*
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes sorry about that. Realised the moment I hit send.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
T’s sister does Venetian rowing so it would be a complete waste of money
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Not an original thought, I know, but Venice is ridiculous
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
“Just you try it, matey. Just you try it.”
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly not. But if it had been, I would have.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
A mixture. Vissi d’arte, che gelida manina, un bel di, but also the flower duet from Lakmé.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
Guy on the bus playing loud music on his phone, but because this is Italy it’s opera.
Coates (@oddthisday.bsky.social) reposted
Splendid news! It’s the 73rd anniversary of the premiere of John Cage’s 4'33", guaranteed, even now, to make people very, very angry
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
I have already done so on several occasions (not all of them today)
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in Tuscany at the moment (loads of butterflies of all sorts..) so not able to update on the London scene
Emeritus Professor Calpol Titbath (@brainmage.bsky.social) reposted
Is YOUR child texting about P.G. Wodehouse? Get to know the signs: BRB = Bertie’s Rum Bother LMAO = Lest Maiden Aunts Occur JFC = Jeeves Favours Caution BTW = Bold Tie Warnings WTAF = Well Then, Augustus Fink-Nottle STFU = Sir, That Fedora’s...Unfortunate
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
Went for a walk. Saw a butterfly. Had lunch. Highly recommended all round.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
👏👏👏👏
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you Simon. Delighted you enjoyed it and sorry to ruin your holiday.
Spinal Tap Quotes (@spinaltapquotes.bsky.social) reposted
NIGEL: We’re anything but racists.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
More emails? But I haven’t finished ignoring the last lot.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
That is splendid though
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
Yesterday’s Long Train Journey was considerably enlivened by reading @watsoncomedian.bsky.social’s Mortification, a funny, sad and wise book. Today, a shorter journey, and (and I know Mark would approve) Best Of Myles.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Ours left three minutes late. There was tutting.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly we were only there for five minutes
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
I was going to keep this comment to two words: “Viva Mussolini” but then imagined the replies from people who might think I was being serious so anyway it’s Milan Central station and even if I think it’s a pretty magnificent station that doesn’t mean I condone or support in any way etc
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
You inspired me
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Half Basque half Inuit
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
As always when passing through the Gare du Nord, I feel they missed a trick not renaming that branch of the franchise “Ready To Eat”.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Slight difference in circumstances, I feel!
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve stopped, and are now playing several rounds of Making Too Much Fucking Noise.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not my game to play
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
The kids are all right
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
There are four overexcited children across the aisle on the train. They’re playing Simon Says. First round: - Simon Says do a fart - Simon Says do a poo - Simon Says drink your own wee
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
We diskard her
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Bertie Wooster
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Hello Wordle 1,527 5/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
So glad they were there!
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Ewa
Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) reposted
Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Cor
Toby Miller (@tobytram.bsky.social) reposted
Already posted rather a lot this morning, but my mother just sent me a photo of her from 1972. At the laundrette in Leiston, Suffolk, though it could almost be a still from Solaris. My father would have taken the photo (and perhaps was just as enamoured by the glam science fiction of the setting)
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
When they hatch, the chicks are covered in fluffy feathers and immediately ready for action. These are Piping Plovers, American cousins of the Ringed Plover, but the principle’s the same. Cuteness overload. youtu.be/EvTagDFLaPQ
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Not just beautiful, but perfectly camouflaged on a pebbled beach, which is where they lay them.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social)
Please enjoy the absolute perfection of the egg of the Common Ringed Plover
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Anchovies are the magic ingredient of all magic ingredients
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Or what they have in common
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re far too kind.
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh you’re fine. I know you!
Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s exactly it.