IYKYK
💙 Karaoke diva, lawyer, hobby baker, bar trivia assassin, world traveler, marathon runner, cat collector, true crime junkie, EV driver, PTSD disaster, boy mom, smartass. 💙 she/her
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I hear Mexico is going to pay for the funeral
BREAKING: White House releases new photo of Donald Trump at the U.S. Open today
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they leave." ~ Oscar Wilde
I regret to inform you that RFK Jr has been dead for years. He's a skinsuit piloted by a myriad of diseases that have coalesced to form a semi-sentient hivemind with the voice of a buzzsaw
RFK Jr., driving away with Rudy Guliani tied to the roof of his car
I hope Melania brings a date to the funeral.
28 years ago today.
"I still love America I just don't know how to get there anymore" ~ John Prine
Are Melania and Elon on the list?
How else would we know who the barrels are for
Donald JonBenet Trump has also ended the 800-year war between Zamunda and South Sokovia, gave birth to Elon Musk's 15th child, survived 11 assassinations, and won 30 PGA championships. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Fun fact: The reason the car takes off into the clouds at the end of "Grease" is because Danny Zuko died when he saved Sandy from drowning in the beginning. The rest of the movie depicts Danny in the joyful Buddhist bardo state before he enters the afterlife for rebirth.
I say this with love: Meghan Markle is the patron saint of basic bitches. 🌻🌼🌸🌹🌷
Taylor Swift thinks she's an English teacher?
@triviateamnames.bsky.social The Life of a Showgirl's Tight End
I Really Don't Care Do U?
Hello, I joined Nov ‘24 and I have incredibly shitty opinions
Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary
I'm going to name my next kid "Spam Risk," so nobody ever answers their call
The entire federal government is a machine designed to make this one man's life a living hell. WTF
Cuomo's Twitter writer is 100% voting for Mamdani
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
Rhode Island is neither an island nor a road. Discuss.
I only take slavery education from blonde women named Lindsay
Celebrate James Dobson's death by touching yourself, protecting children, and respecting women. (Not all at the same time.)
Rupert Murdoch, you're on deck
GOP: “Obama was weak against Putin!” Also GOP: *literally rolls out red carpet for Putin*
Sounds about white
He needs more Brawndo
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
burning man starts this weekend if youre wondering why your CEO is on pto
Sammy Hagar says there's only one way to rock. ...well? WE'RE WAITING
I want to passionately make out with whoever is running Gavin Newsom's Twitter account
Diaper Don does it again
To anyone who thinks Trumpism is not a cult, I present this tweet
Watching these sloppy white boys fail up decade after decade is so f*cking tiresome.
"Я вижу Россию из своего дома!"
Excuse me, hooman. That phone isn't warm or fluffy. I am. Put down the phone and give me hugs and cuddles. #Caturday
Newsom is one of the few who realize that Trump fans only understand things at a professional wrestling level.
But what if that poor cop had a gluten allergy?
Trump's gestapo has invaded DC, but it's good to see the Minority leader spending his time tackling the important issue of fucking over the primary candidate
Attacking rent control, and the people who live under it, is the weirdest campaign flex i have ever seen
What?! You're saying that MTV Road Rules: All Stars doesn't qualify him to be in charge of all roads?!
Neither, it was bottom-shelf merlot 🍷
"Very fine people on both sides"
Assault With a Breadly Weapon?
I ironically love this, because the insane Epstein people voted for Trump (because they are morons) and now he’s basically fucking with their entire worldview
"You shouldn't have medians falling down in the roadway. Median, you know, the metal things that are always--somebody had a great, a great lobbyist, because I've never seen them look good. I've been looking at those things with the little, right? They're always broken and bad." ~ August 11, 2025
Assault With a Deadly Breadstuff
John 3:16 promises everlasting life, not everlasting rye
I mean... Henry Viii was an obese, adultering, murderous amputee whose dynasty ended 500 years ago. Kind of a weird pride flex.
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and should help the US or South Africa and the Asian countries so we can build up our future
I'm looking for a last-minute free ticket to Burning Man and a camp to stay with (meals included pls) Also early entry and an RV/camper with AC. Also need a ride in - dibs on the AUX, lol! Oh, and some scratch for playa gifts. In return I will contribute good vibes and chill trop-house beats!✌️☮️🫶🍄💿
Live your life such that no one ever denies you a pierogi.
I, too, once said "go to hell" to a cop after he issued me a ticket, and i was not arrested and/or shot.
Petunia isn't THAT ugly. This competition was rigged. Check the judges' bank statements. Stop the steal
He should have just complied
He was talking about Kristi Noem
"Well, she talks to all the servants about man and God and law Everybody says she's the brains behind pa She's sixty-eight, but she says she's fifty-four" ~ Bob Dylan
"Fly like a white guy, sting like my pee" - Andrew Cuomo
America is actually just a fictional land made up to scare kids
Dean Gain
It's not a social visit; Putin is checking on his investment.
I doubt the Zillennial writing his tweets knows who Mohammed Ali was.
His first word was "wazzuuuuuuuup?"
In just 200 days, Donald JonBenet Trump ended the 800-year war between Zamunda and Sokovia. He gave birth to Elon Musk's 15th child. After surviving assassination, he went on to win 30 PGA championships. It is high time to award him the Nobel Peace Prize. Thank you for your attention to this matter
$1 says Trump gives Alaska back to Russia.
"Back in my day, college was 2 cents and insulin cost a nickel. Bought my first house after mowing some church lawns when I was 14. Something something bootstraps!"
It's okay, the puppy was brown
"It’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. It’s only the liberals and the extremists who do that"
Dean Gain.
It's fine, I'm over it. I went with my second name choice: Dumbledore Cumberbatch
(That was a race-baiting troll... bl0cked!) 🚧
You aren't wrong: Peru's president in the 90s was a Japanese dude who dissolved Congress and Supreme Court, making himself a dictator. He fled to Japan, resigned by fax, went on the lam, and was finally sentenced to 25 years for human rights violations. Both his kids are currently Peruvian senators.
Like when Michael Shannon did a dramatic reading of a sorority girl's viral email. We need that here.
The best advice my parents ever gave me was "never pay a prostitute with a personal check"
More like "Dean Cain hopes to return to his seasonal job operating the Tilt-a-Whirl at the Tulsa County Fair."
Superman was an undocumented alien
Meal Team Six
Diddlin'
how can you discuss the comic books when THERE'S A CHEETO ON THE WHITE HOUSE ROOF
Even with the couch's extra weight?
Operation Dessert Storm Supper Fidelis Whiskey Tango Foodtruck
Dean Cain's birth name is Dean George Tanaka. His biological father, Roger Tanaka, was of Japanese descent. He has elders who were in Japanese internment camps. What a self-hating sack of shit.
Dean Cain is the Mike Pillow of Scott Baios
