Damn how long was that bad boy sitting on the shelves
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Damn how long was that bad boy sitting on the shelves
I hate you, Bop Bop >:(
"Bluesky is dying!" okay then when it dies we'll go somewhere else. hope that helps.
I love you, Bop Bop :)
IF YOU OPEN THAT DOOR THE POISON IS GONNA GET IN STOP DONT OPEN THE DOOR ITS POISON OUTSIDE if you don't wake up after they open the door tho usually you're gonna also forgot about the poison part of the dream and probably are wandering some amalgamation of every house you lived in
The red one is me having one of those nightmares where I can't control how my body works
Save my ass, I was wrong
I woke up fully flaccid I woke up fully flaccid (Flaccid)
AUGH
I don't want to give him the satisfaction
Promo art for new Gorillaz album
I'm not giving my bank info to someone I know only for drawing big penises, even if I really like how they draw big penises.
This thread is only the tip of the iceberg on how much he sucked too. It's crazy.
He hasn't made a movie I cared about in nearly 20 years but before that his track record was pretty good
I remember being 17 when gravity bone came out and it was during the first huge indie boom era so everyone played that shit Kinda wild they went from that to this
Tbh they normally make short stuff and it looks like Skin Deep is their first "actually long" game so they might have had a p good reason to be silent for so long.
Weird RHCP album
Conventions are the only place you'll still get spot passes, it's wildly consistent.
Happy appy ass looking car enthusiast
I thought they disappeared
Also creepy human eye?
AI avatar users have such small brains. They'll generate something where their cartoon version of themselves is literally phasing into a car with an extra finger on one hand and go "yep this is fine"
I've had CLOSE but the place that was close to it was a place in Niagara that does not exist anymore.
I've never seen another place with a similar recipe. I desperately need to ask some family members remember going there because it was near my grandparents lakeside cabin and I'm sure they'd remember it better.
There was a place I went to as a kid that had the perfect Buffalo wings. Absolutely nailed it. It was a family bar and grill near a lake so you could literally either drive there or park your boat at the dock next to the restaurant. There was something about the wings. Buttery, crisp, spicy...
I've heard some bits and was pleased
As long as public school doesn't make them into a bunch of godless queers it was all worth it
"Wait a minute I accidentally saved the space racist"
Level up your Good Points
Nevermind I'm in favor of this interpretation the most
I operate on the assumption he just is a misanthrope and he is looking for a reason to get mad. "Look at those kids... READING." I assume he'd be mad at them no matter what they were doing. Like if they were shooting hoop he'd Space Jam them or something.
I think Milton is Bart's friend idk I haven't watched the simpsons in a while
Did they forget to bring a car?
A restaurant
I genuinely think some of these people are addicted to complaining, like as a hobby.
Are there any other animes with characters that only show up during filler episodes
It's the most correct answer
You're going to the garden, my little flower
Shitty bologna maybe
They need a bear bidet A beardet? No, that sounds like a small beard. Product needs name workshopping. Anyway it's just a hose for your butt because a bear shits in the woods.
Remember that the parties never "switched sides" Republicans just got more racist. Democrats were always racist, they just became less racist by proxy. We have two right wing parties.
That's a lotter otters there in the wotter
What about poop
*sees slave getting whipped but it's okay because it's a slave state* lol FAFO
Sonic.exe when I listen to my various mp3 collections featuring such things as The Doors - The Doors, The Doors - Strange Days, The Doors - Waiting for the Sun, Weird Al - Running with Scissors, The Doors - Greatest Hits
Hard Rolos. Man's Rolos.
This was back when Rolos weren't weirdly soft and could be molded softly through manipulation by your fingertips akin to the fontanels of a newborn or some such
you know, photoshop
I pick you up
Sonic Team's folly
DON'T stop calling but DO stop listing what the payment is for, if that was a thing you're doing *wearily* don't ask don't tell is back, and it's for everything now
I started reading Hyperion recently after years of it being recommended to me and I keep putting it down. This prose is insufferable. Does it get better? I've tried several times and can't get past 20 pages.
One time I saw a turd and I got real mad about it
Me getting routinely jumpscared by "lightner" being a common term in Deltarune and me obviously always misreading it
Only sometimes Hit it anyway
The fuse length on that last one has me sweating
goofy’s meet n hyuck kingdom
Here u go
We love 🍆
Can they do a hadouken
45/47 really does tie in to fash loving their number signals Did any other president get referred to as their respective "presidential number" this commonly?
They also think Lenin's Russia, Maoist China, and modern-day Cuba all have the same government style. Which is visibly not even remotely true to anyone who has ever done any reading on any of said subjects that isn't just anticommunist propaganda.
"Marxism is when government bad" is absolutely anti-intellectualism because it irons over any alternative to the one good ideology (whichever one you believe America was/should be) as if they're all the exact same with the same problems and same causes.
Boner
Every reply being "actually we are living under Marxism in America because it's fascist now" is making my head hurt Words mean nothing
Hunter S Thompson also glorified his own self-destruction to an intense degree, but uhhh by the point those two could meet it must have been the later-in-life Hunter where he gave so few shits he'd just do cocaine in the middle of professional interviews so that's kind of wild
Sometimes I wanna kick @duen.bsky.social's ass for being funnier than me but it just gives me a goal to strive for
easy
Name him Purrcy
Picturing Shaq's voice slowed down by 30% with reverb added as a human head sized version of this gummy head floats around my room just going "woooooah maaaaan"
You just have to "log on" to the "information superhighway"
Gotta tire em out first
tired: man train inspired: coomin' centipede
Um Do you know my usual behavior This is basically instinct sorry
I assume it looks more like a big smiling half melted man
I'm gonna sit on him
So here’s the new cat OC Axle Gearshaft, a cait sith inspired machinist Sketch by @keromasou.bsky.social
Would you care for the eraserhead baby if you had to
He's gonna take you back to the past To remember it so you don't have to
Irish Metroid be like "I'm Seamus O'Ryan"
DAMMIT
Are they gonna hand you the aux cause I got something you need to play
They played Jiggle Jiggle on the work radio last Thursday and that shit was really surreal since they mostly play 90s and 2000s hits
bsky.app/profile/ligh...
Those close to him say his last words were, "oh no, my butt!"
It's why the remake is great, but will never replace the original. They're two different games. Both amazing and worth your time, but the original 4 is lightning in a bottle. Genuinely.
My putresence and sin is flowing from me like I'm unleashing a years long curse
First guest to ask to be on the show!!!
Also the sheer number of antitheists who only hate abrahamic religions and have weird orientialist respect for Asian religions for some reason
Balls exploded like someone slapping an inflated paper bag
Oh man unlocked memory of this set I had of a bunch of astronauts figures in that series I had. They were pretty good except for the fact they came with weapons that barely fit their hands and would just loosely fall out
I'm not for organized religion in general but I'm highly embarrassed by how many of them seem to have used it to just have an "acceptable" target to release frothing vitriol.
Sharpened shovels were a peasant weapon. Didn't do them much good against trained militias but it was a thing.
