This is an awesome shutdown
I've battled cancer twice now, but I'm still alive. I pray to live long enough to see a Democrat in the White House in 2028. I refer to the current resident evil as "Orange" to avoid bad language.
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This is an awesome shutdown
Wouldn't it just be simpler to stuff a sock down there?
When Trump called himself a “war hero!” He really did. Veterans take notice. youtube.com/shorts/FM4El...
Ready to join ICE
Another one: I'll end the Russia/Ukraine war in 24 hours
I think this umpire is actually President Donald Q. Trump in disguise. There's no crying in baseball! Thank you for your attention to this matter. -LJ
Here’s a smile for ya youtube.com/shorts/6tKcJ...
Please? youtube.com/shorts/MWNTn...
Please? youtube.com/shorts/tK1Ol...
You know, calling those ICE agents "goons" is very disrespectful. You have to stop saying... I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that without laughing out loud. Well, it is disrespectful, in a way, to goons, of course. We need a worse word for those ICEholes.
Right! Don't ask God to solve this. God helps those who help themselves.
Every little bit helps. Fight back any way we can.
I think this umpire is actually President Donald Q. Trump in disguise. There's no crying in baseball! Thank you for your attention to this matter. -LJ
If only we could get dogs to teach us how to love… youtube.com/shorts/zzm7P...
Noem is a human garbage bag. Her face is made out of same plastic as a Coke bottle.
“I’ll bring prices down on day 1”
This should make you puke
They might have muscle but they don’t have spines. Manhandled children.
I like this idea
That’s beautiful
WE CAN HAVE A THIRD TERM TOO. TRUMP-FREE IS THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER— LJ
Why exactly did they choose to attack this man?
DON'T ASK ME WHAT I DO
🚨🚨🚨 NOBODY — AND I MEAN NOBODY — DOES IT LIKE LIPPYJIMMY!!! PEOPLE ARE SAYING (MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, THE BEST PEOPLE) THAT HE’S THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT. LEGENDARY. HISTORIC. A TOTAL WINNER!!! 💯👏👏👏 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -LJ
Ready to join ICE
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Hey MAGA, he’ll take your Medicaid too, ya know
I really enjoyed that! Thanks so much
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻!
Imagine… youtube.com/shorts/xvriw...
Absolutely. I was too young to really appreciate them when I saw them in concert with my Uncle in 1971 or so. They were filming the night we were there at Madison Square Garden.
Every night I go to bed thinking "it can't get any worse. Then I say a prayer that the obituaries will make me smile tomorrow morning. Only one has been happening. Damn it.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻!
Someone would actually breed with Gums Kirk? Like my daughter would say "eww"
Someone would actually breed with Gums Kirk?
Signed, sealed and ass kissed. Amoeba Abbott has no integrity at all.
Guys, you need to follow Newsom's unofficial account here
Oh that is perfect. Spot-on takedown of two morons at once. Abbott is an alien in terms of importance and when the Orange Menace has no more use for him, he'll be discarded on the same garbage heap as Rudy.
Any fellow Led Zeppelin fans? Awesome live performance youtube.com/watch?v=PD-M...
lol that is perfect
Oh 🎶MAGA🎶
There is still some beauty in the world. youtube.com/shorts/3CiEA...
This youtube.com/shorts/yi77j...
Mommy, why is that man 👨 orange?
Every MAGA should be forced to watch this. youtube.com/shorts/V4B5P...
Oh man, It is Stephen Miller’s bitch
Griff, I just wonder what those Cabinet members think when that meeting is over. I mean, Noem really believes what she says, Hegseth is probably loaded and Nutlick thinks Orange walks on water. But I don't know how one could debase one's self to that extent.
Ms. Vance, (not a typo) if you should ever see this through your eyeliner, please don't misrepresent. The Left isn't attacking the prayer, it's taking issue with the fact that while prayer is a very kind gesture, it's essentially insufficient. If God were listening, He'd inspire you into action.
I'm going to buy a very large pumpkin. I'm going to leave it in the sun for months. Then I'm going to fly a helicopter over him and drop it. He can be the second orange candidate for president.
Thanks man. I appreciate this.
I hope that's made into a big sign and hung at the pearly gates so St. Peter doesn't forget. Hopefully tomorrow.
I immediately wished that doggo was mine. Best video of the day!
"Smart" is a word that should never be associated with DHS Barbie.
It thinks it's grabbing billions from overseas manufacturers. It's ripping money from the pockets of Americans. AMERICANS. You know, as in the people it's trying to make great again.
I have people of all ages in my life, family, friends and acquaintances. Sometimes you need someone outside your age bracket to shake you out of a rut. Think of it like music: new voices don’t replace Clapton or Harrison — they add a verse you didn’t know you wanted.
I was a captive audience today. There was a Kelly Clarkson show on and get guests were Hailee Steinfeld and Wunmi Mosaku. I learned so, so much about Kelly Clarkson. Does she ever stop talking?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Our president. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm not a very attractive guy. In fact I'm a little scary and ugly. But that means I could qualify for the White House, my dream/bucket list item is to play a bad guy on Law & Order.
Someone who did me the honor of following me mentioned that I hadn't reciprocated. I appreciate that because I might be missing out on someone great. If I'm not following you back, please let me know. It's not on purpose, I assure you.
My sincere apologies for not doing it sooner.
It is still president.
While he's the same color as our president, this doggie behaves 100x better.
He behaves better than a lot of people
Thank you for never giving up on Greg.
Newark Airport Ground Stop Air traffic control facing communication issues. They have lost their radio frequencies. Just in time for the Labor Day rush! Making America Great Again! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Oh MAN! That is one scary dog!
I'm not happy today. I'm going to be ranting a bit. Hey Speaker Johnson — the Constitution gave you the purse. Not The Orange Menace with a Sharpie. Tariffs without Congress are just taxes by tantrum. Stop the clown show and make the House earn its paycheck.
Dear Betty, I would like to submit my name for consideration to run for office. I have no experience, I have no idea how government works. I'd like to make some side money using my office power. But, I don't hate anyone. I'll work on that. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear Orange Menace, Simple way to remember it Tariffs are like a toll booth on a bridge. The truck driver pays the toll, but then he charges the store more to carry the goods. The store charges you more when you buy them. In the end, the toll comes out of your pocket. That's how tariffs work. Sir.
Hormel planning to raise prices. Thank God we have the Orange Menace in charge, huh?
Scott Bessent: "sir, as we’ve said very often, economic security is national security, and our country has never been so secure, thanks to you. you have brought us back from the edge, you have the overwhelming mandate from the American people, you’re restoring confidence in government... "
Dogs see each other, their tendency is to greet and be friendly. Tell me again how we're smarter than dogs.
Hmm, the Orange Menace isn't trying to dismantle Biden's infrastructure bill. He's taking credit for it.
He saw the future from 2005 youtube.com/shorts/c0mqQ...
The MAGA ass-kissing party. Also, these people are full of shit.
Wow I haven’t seen that much ass kissing since like… well ever!
Watch this circle, umm, you know
Let's call the President "It" from now on
I don't know, I just thought it was funny.
Guess there won't be any deal?
Robin Williams on Trump, 2012.
Best quote from this video: "How much money do young people have to raise to buy you back from Big Oil?"
I'm not sure why, but when something like the shooting in Minneapolis happens, I just watch and watch the news broadcasts. I might be strange, admittedly, but I process my grief just watching news. I'm thinking if I learn enough about the victims, it somehow honors them. I just wish I could do more
Saw this on Facebook
I also love football, but the fact that you also call the Orange Menace "the blob" absolutely cracked me up. This is my Blob cartoon
Every MAGA should be forced to watch this child's devastating interview
On point, Rob.
Jamelle, you know that feeling when you are actually speechless? I'm not sure who that author is, but I don't think I'd want to meet him.
JD Vance says WWI & WWII ended with ‘negotiations.’ Sure, if by negotiations you mean Germany and Japan saying: ‘We quit, please stop bombing us.’ History isn’t hard, JD — but apparently it’s optional.
While the Orange Menace is demanding better coverage by the networks, I would like to demand that the networks warn us when Secretary Barbie's commercials are coming up. So we can change the channel.
Very nice.
Give us one name. Just one name of a person saying "maybe we'd like a dictator." Bet he can't.
Please make sure everyone you know sees this message. It's not hyperbole, it's not political theater, it's a Congresswoman with a huge heart and a backbone to match.
Congresswoman Crockett, please pin this post for a few days while this plays out. That way, more people see it, share it and support you. Thanks for all you do.