liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
exCUSE me beagles fought the Red Baron in WW1, how dare you
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view profile on Bluesky liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
exCUSE me beagles fought the Red Baron in WW1, how dare you
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
in preparation for tomorrow's screening i did some last-minute sound checks with my audio tech. good to go
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
none of this means anything
Arielle Duhaime-Ross (@adrs.bsky.social) reposted
I will die on this hill: it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.
little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) reposted
Any time you’re getting kicked out of anywhere you can say ‘I believe I had a marijuana pen’ and they have to give you one out of their lost and found
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
dont care
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
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liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
so yeah it would be a bad mark on the populace but we have to believe in peoples' ability to get better
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i mean the hypothetical benefit of democracy is that as soon as 51% of a given population agrees on a law then that can be created, and then life would get better to a degree that everyone agrees not to get rid of that law, and ideally bad laws would eventually be repealed by consensus
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reposted reply parent
i asked the machine that lies to you and it lied to me
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i asked the machine that lies to you and it lied to me
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
education is necessary for a functional democracy and the education system in america has been systematically underfunded and sabotaged since the reagan administration
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biden coming out to announce trump died:
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today is a good day to repost this
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
okay, but they’re *your* chains. and you’re just going to lose them?
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
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liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf)
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liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
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liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
rolled
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bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted
at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.
WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reposted
*rubs my suspiciously president shaped belly*
oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
doll esters 🌑🐇 (@transgender.parts) reposted
when they say “your call is important to us!”, they actually mean john us, who is unfairly rumored to be the inventor of plausible deniability
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
as i remember, the state party is the one responsible for the retraction
WOKE IS DEAD (@zeeek.bsky.social) reposted
judas was a Twink or possibly a femboy and that's why he did what he did
Tyxi (@tyxi.bsky.social) reposted
This is what happens when you make a mistake
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
is there horse conditioner or do you use regular conditioner
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
thanks
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One man stands against the tide.
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liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
why do you use horse shampoo? is it good?
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Leaked JD Vance tape where he's auditioning for Haunted Mound and Spider Gang
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
watch politely
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
my bad
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liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf)
i hate my phone, all my enemies are inside it
Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
yeah, 3 goddamn years ago. do you seriously think people's opinions are static?
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
oh nooo tweets from the past that contradict tweets from this year. whatever does this mean?
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
tell me about honesty michael
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
shocker! people's opinions change all the time
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
oh sorry you wouldn't know anything about being an asshole
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
who?
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
when you go into a trans woman's replies unprompted asking for an apology to a bad tweet from 3 years ago and your timeline is full of boosting other people ripping her for a bad tweet from 3 years ago that looks like a hate campaign. sorry!
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
how do you know what i believe? the cia is very interested in your new technology
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
no you're just the one leading the hate campaign for a perceived injustice that you think hasn't been adequately atoned for
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
very clear.
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i'm just pointing out the double standard of making fun of someone for engaging across multiple threads while simultaneously engaging across multiple threads and acting surprised when you see the same person
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
everyone who has ever done anything wrong should prostrate themselves at the feet of michael paulauski and beg furiously for merciful forgiveness
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i'm not "playing dumb" you are not articulating your points well enough to be understood
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i'm not engaging with you in the way you like because you look like a bad actor to me. your actions in my replies are evidence of this
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
like this?
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
idk you'll have to go read her deleted tweets from her suspended accounts for an answer to that question
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
stop talking to me creep
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
maybe you can go back in time and talk to her about it idk
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
"3 years ago you said this. today you say something completely different. what changed?" idk it's been 3 years probably a lot of things
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
you're acting as if this is a sudden shift rather than an ongoing process happening over 3 years just because you tuned out all the shit that happened in the middle
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
wtffff
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
which is why audiences collectively remember all at the same time
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
oh sorry do you have a better way of establishing what someone believes than listening to what they have to say? the cia is very interested in your new discovery
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
you must think you're a great person putting this uppity trans woman in her place for saying cynicism is bad
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
as chief understander you should be able to explain it then
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
why are you browsing all these threads and replying to me
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i think the people who are spreading the screenshot are acting maliciously or otherwise ignoring the surrounding context of the tweet and repeatedly asking for someone to apologize for something they've already apologized for when they make their feelings clear is just a way to harass them
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
love that for u
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
the hypocrisy in question being that she thinks nihilism is bad now but may not have in the past
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
to me this whole thing looks like concern trolling and i think she's within her rights to block people for attempting to smear her with irrelevant past tweets
liz 🖤 (@lizardking.mpr.tf) reply parent
i think the screenshot is not a good representation of her feelings post 2022 and using it as evidence that she is a cynical actor in 2025 as some sort of epic takedown when she's acknowledged and apologized for it in the past is just a way to split the left and direct hate towards a trans woman