Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
He was Polish, so they’re pretty pissed, too.
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He was Polish, so they’re pretty pissed, too.
Melissa Jo Peltier (@melissjpeltier.bsky.social) reposted
God Bless the Irish & their everlasting loyalty! www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto! He’s just looking to be relevant again. Did he ever pay those women in Georgia the money the court awarded them?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot Alito.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure. Even so, I never thought I’d cheer the fact I used to smoke ciggies.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Muy appropriate for Madam Duck Lips.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
"You’re a washed-up cover band playing Creed at a dive bar. " Sheer poetry.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I do like to take times like this to mention I haven't watched MSNBC since the Thursday after the elections when "Hair" was ranting on transwomen in sports with "Lips"(inflate to 32 lbs psi) nodding approvingly.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I would say Rush Limbaugh played a valuable role in that endeavor.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as “Lips & Hair” lead the day, I won’t watch any of them, I don’t care what they call themselves
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither, I suspect, do you have a clue as to what the message should be. I mean hanging out with you and Liz didn’t help any.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a Van Halen song going in my head. Go ahead and jump!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Bergamot orange-y-ish. It wasn’t bad, it wasn’t worth the price she was asking.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not a pound. It’s closer to $13.54/lb if 13 oz cost $11.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I first read that as, “only skill is taking a shit,” and purely guffawed!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure it will be another menstrual nightmare.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
He would know about NO LONGER HOT!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this not a fine example of the Peter Principle? Asking with absolutely no irony.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ve always had their back turned to us. She should’ve noticed that before now.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually bought that candle!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
It is my sincerely held religious belief that I will rot in hell if I serve a supporter of an adjudicated rapist and alleged pedophile.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Her biggest concern? He's Black. Don't get me wrong, he's a monster like Epstein, but it's Megyn.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure many edifices were . . . erected by her. I'll see myself out.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe voters made a mistake sending him to the Senate?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
She knew.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Opera House or Whore House?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
So then Colbert wouldn’t qualify to run? He has never held political office. I like Colbert and canceled Paramount, but I wouldn’t vote for him in a presidential primary election.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
My reason was, no screenshot. I don’t give $$ to trump sucking shit weasels. Send that $60 to NPR & PBS.
Kimberley Johnson (@kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social) reposted
#DanBongino "I want to show him the American flag that hangs behind the toilet in grandma's basement..." Love @nicklutsko.bsky.social
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Think those military men are going to want to keep on tappin' that if she's no longer a Senator with influence?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
While I agree with Mr. Elias, I can't help but feel a little schadenfreude for Mr. Comey's dilemma. His weaponization of the FBI gave us this dystopian cesspool.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
That's exactly where I went!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
At least it triggered a nice ear worm. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8_L...
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I read a bodice ripper back in the 70s called Mystic Rose. Set in SC this Rose only grew on the graves of a certain family and its descendants. FWIW, I was 35 b/4 I realized the lyric was not, "When I wanted sunshine on my brain," but "When I wanted sunshine I got rain."
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
There's that whole thing with the Shah of Iran, the consequences of which we still bear today.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I called this last year and I think I even tweeted to Leon that trump would strip him of his citizenship and confiscate his money. I totally would support that except the $$ will find its way into trump pockets and not government coffers.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Sulphur and fascism.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
He appointed Alito and Roberts to SCOTUS; Poppy Bush gave us Clarence Thomas.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
For unknown reasons, it's Lovin' Every Minute of It by Loverboy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohV...
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
“Bombing for peace is like fucking for chastity.” - a bumper sticker I had in high school
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he's . . . tainted.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, I'm not shaming lip filler. I'm not shaming anything. I find the over use of it ridiculous. Neither are you the arbiter of all things moral, failings and otherwise. So run along, and find someone else to condescend to.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
No, because a perfectly lovely person would never deny the exact same care to another perfectly love person regardless of the reason for the care. I was pointing out the hypocrisy, not shaming the surgery or the people who have it.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair point. I don't think body mods are lesser but I will never find a boatload of lip filler and face filler attractive. Duck lips belong on ducks, not women. Less is more. Subtlety, like blending bronzer, is key.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree body shaming shouldn't be part of the arsenal. But does pointing out the fabricated parts of the body rise to the occasion? How can anyone look at Laura Loomer's lips and not have an insulting thought? Aside from that particular set who adore the plastic look?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
There's that, but is it just a convenient cover and she's allergic to Corey Lewandowski's fist or something along those lines?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, dear! Were you marked for life?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
And jacks I tells ya!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Toss some jacks in there, too! Youngsters such as yourself have never experienced the agony of stepping on a jack!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I want his magaT ass sitting in jail in all his magaT glory. I want to see his magaT ass on trial and sentenced to life in prison. And they are state charges that Felon 47 can't touch.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope from the bottom of my heart that horse shits all over that cop.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
A mediocre Cabernet aged in a Bourbon barrel and some London Pound Cake which is pretty mellow. Mellow. Yellow. Jello. Yo-Yo Ma is the fellow who plays the cello. Hello!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
ChatGPT told me Tulsi needs to go, too.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a sailer, eh Matey?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously! All I want is a refrigerator, smart enough to clean itself.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
She's still wearing her wedding ring while conveniently living across the street from Corey Lewandowski.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember Charlie Gibson slapping his knee and declaring the US was under "attack" when the 2nd plane hit on 9/11. It was emotional journalism, but accurate. That was a big WTF? day. Settling over the Stephanopoulos statement and now this. I believe in WWII, this was called 'collaboration.'
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the more trippy Monkee tunes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImG5...
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw them the other day while perusing Teen Vogue looking for ideas for a birthday gift for a tweener and wished I could cram my cloven hooves into them. The "aaaacccckkkk" reminded me of the comic 'Cathy' and shoes always made her feel better. I met Micky Dolenz after a show in 2022.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Judging by your response, I'm thinking these might cheer you.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't love Newsom's ideas about trans athletes. I do like this idea.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd much rather Rep Khanna push for Elon and his buddies to pay their share of taxes and get their money out of politics.
"Emotional support shitposter" Fella (@stealthbadger.net) reposted
Okay but how pissed is everyone that the video of Trump partying with teenage girls wasn't going non-stop on every news channel before now?
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminded me of this. www.youtube.com/shorts/YQDn-...
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we take 2 minutes and 50 seconds to appreciate this gala affair of political theater and forget Dirty Big Balls? vimeo.com/954600754
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I fully expect Musk to be stripped of his US citizenship and his assets confiscated.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
trump didn't know about this Op, but I bed Biden did.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Slava Ukraini!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd likely vote for you instead of Taco Belle given the choice.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd still vote for a robotic clone of Joe Biden over Taco Belle.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Saddest part is if you or I posted something like that in reference to Senator Graham, we'd be investigated and likely arrested for doing so.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
And a bit of a trollop!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was growing up in the USA, Nazis were considered vile murderers. Look at us now!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts exactly!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG Susan Collins is working at Nike.
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
I'm telling you, they want to tank the dollar and control the replacement.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
That's where my mind went.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Go on, Girl! Smite them now!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
God help them if they want to play sports with the other schools of fishies.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Or MSNBC except the 2 minutes or so of Morning Hair & Lips ranting about trans people a couple of days after the election.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
A couple of years ago, I was preparing a presentation on the history of records management and came so close to using this clip -- the Egyptions and their clay tablets are among the earliest examples of RM systems. But we decided RM was enough fun w/out Funky Tut. I regret our choice.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
#EarWorm #TGIF www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuI-...
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
So true. I am still waiting for the unleashed growth to trickle down to me from those tax cuts in 1981 and 1986. Project 2025 has been a GOP wet dream since FDR engineered the New Deal and the middle class emerged. The ND created economic growth that lifted the boat of most everyone!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, the point was buried in a mountain of superfluous words.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
He was in Durham last October.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
@jaketapper.bsky.social Can f*ck all the way off.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
They labeled ND as MN.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't even find the post. If you want me to delete it, please send me a link through the chat. Off to try and get the band back together. "Noxious Busybodies" would be a great name!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw PhD and expected better communication skills. Sorry I offended you so.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your consideration. The post read to me as if someone from a foreign social media farm or whatever they're called. If it was a mistake, it was an honest mistake. I don't follow the person and I'm not sure why it showed up in my feed.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
How the hell did you get a PhD with your spelling and grammar? “Acshually”? “Me was right on target”? You are a fraud.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
I like it.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, they do care when there’s a Democrat in the WH.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks!
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s why I call him a “boot licker.”
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
Dressed as a Union soldier.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social)
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social I heard a blip of last night's show this morning, and you mentioned some data that may reflect election shenanigans in 2024. I don't remember any of the names you mentioned, can you post about it.
Elle MacBeth 🫘 (@lmacbeth.bsky.social) reply parent
If a bullfrog had wings, it wouldn't be bumping its ass on the ground. Perhaps Mr. Navarro has been drinking with SecDef Hiccup or whatever his name is, before going on @cnbc.com .