Psalm 108:8-17 8 May his days be few; may another take his places of leadership. 9 May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. 10 May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.
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Psalm 108:8-17 8 May his days be few; may another take his places of leadership. 9 May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. 10 May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes.
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NASA/Space Force announces first space mission with all-Aggie crew.
Mr. President what about the price of eggs
White House reminds press pool that lots of presidents smell like they’ve been decomposing for 5 days
“I refuse to accept this is normal.” - JB Pritzker. Amen, governor. Amen.
Struggles, fails to make "white, bored" pun. Sobs silently.
They should have tiers of basketball leagues, by height, like they have weight classes in boxing. It's only fair.
Samesies
Some people read the entire newspaper, even if they don't plan to do anything about it.
Because NYT pretends Jews and Muslims are opposites, so if you vote for a Muslim, it means you're anti Semitic, and only anti-Semites would be opposed to starvation in Gaza, only anti-semites oppose Netanyahu. This whole concept is stupid, inaccurate, and racist.
The beloved leader died as he would have wanted: seated on a golden throne.
First time I've ever seen a meme in WoF format where they followed the rules of the game (if there's an E, then ALL the Es are filled in).
Ouch…
Yeah! Someone disguised as a 14 yo girl in a bikini.
...but press much too starstruck and timid to tiptoe very close, and even when he looks back, they just finger-wave and coo.
OMG! THIS ONE HAS XXY CHROMOSOMES! All republicans must now admit they are wrong about everything and must death penalty theyselfs immediately.
If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.
My mother believed that if a human female, any age, ever heard anyone say to her "Thank you" or "That's right" or "Good job" that girl would instantly become a psychopath, so Mom made sure nobody could ever turn me into a psychopath. She'd actually correct them.
Donald Trump’s rumored death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health
This happened to me a year ago. I'm just starting to adjust to the new setup. I'm sorry you are going through such a stressful experience.
So sad. Maybe she can resume her career castrating hogs.
But she's one of my favorite horrible people in all of politics.
Booo!
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
Good to sing on a road trip, and more fun if everybody can sing along.
Sweet mother of god l just saw a beige Porsche - what is wrong with people?
That must be a forest of milkweed trees.
Too bad the jury isn't allowed to put the federal agents in prison, maybe that prison in Uganda that trump likes so much.
Mebbe because it already done got painted.
I was on MoPac this morning. The sign for express lane toll said the rate was $6.66. At first I thought @evilmopacatx.bsky.social had hacked the sign, but no, that's what it costs at 9:40 am.
If Jon Voight and Arnold Schwarzenegger and Exene Cervenka threaten a boycott, I might feel a micro-sad.
Dear journalists: The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her. Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
Why would he put a hat on that incredible hair? It's gorgeous!
Skies can be SO dramatic.
Got a week off, lads.
It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
If you'd a smote him when he first decided to run for office, none of this would have happened.
Soon no American under 30 will be able to read a handwritten letter from Nana any more than I can read German cursive from the 1930s.
I thought Devo was just trying to be silly, but it was the opposite. They were very political, and their politics were made for now.
z: Do you know George Conway? y: What an asshole! x: I'll say! It glistens!
Amazon has Gatling gun t-shirt launchers. I’ll bet a 6” Tuna with extra mayo would really fly.
"I know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world." I DARE YOU TO TRY TO TOP THIS, GAVIN @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social
The building was the meeting place for the Baptist Student Union, but the sign painter has dyslexia.
I thought the dude might be a Liberace impersonator.
I don't even know if I have or I haven't. Is there a splash screen or something?
I find this delightful.
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
So the president is allowed to mandate a medical treatment which doesn't work and is known to amount to torture.
Gavin Newsom is the exact mfin douche we needed at this moment.
Looks like a wrestling match to me.
If I were a betting man I might not go broke to say Cuomo drops to third place.
Rep. Nicole Collier is a Goddamn warrior. This is a woman who is demonstrating grit, resolve, tenacity and the refusal to bow…rather than just yapping about it.
I like this kid.
If his wife is cousin to this animated rotting radioactive corpse, she's also cousin to the other Kennedys. They have all renounced RFK, Jr. so I don't see how this connection means Pratt should be excused for adoring RFK, Jr.
That's pretty good. I wonder what Steve could do with maracas or a tambourine.
Good morning from the Welsh Marches. My herb patch is aways a good place to sit for a few minutes contemplation with a book, surrounded by comfrey, lavender, honeysuckle and of course bees.
ATX here: I am powerful proud at the accuracy of these comments. Central Market is fine. HEB's store brand items are tip-top, the produce selection is excellent, and their disaster response game rival's Waffle House.
*mud floor
Well OF COURSE they have to let her out of the facility now and then. She won't find any tween girls to pimp to the Trump people while she's locked in a prison for adults.
Drunks, children, and husbands do not have the ability to refrain from lifting a lid to look at the food.
The site Hot or Not taught us that 90% of women are Not Hot and 90% of men are Hot. So women in general are extremely extremely ugly and people really only want secks with men, when judging only by physical appearance.
If it's the site of an Invasion of Aliens from Outer Space and they keep stealing food and getting drunk and being rowdy, come on over and settle them down. [extra crunchy hippie chick]
🎶...the pipes, the pipes, are calling.
Sitting still for years pondering whether I should make important phone calls, pay bills, or clean the apartment.
requirement #2: must be under age 23. Pays minimum wage. Dress code: Like you're up for best actor/actress at the Academy Awards.
I thought it was a new eye shadow palette from Urban Decay.
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy you have to wake up and watch me sleep!
It's a weight. But if the phrase is supposed to mean "the whole shebang", why don't they mention the bobber?
Disappointed FREE WILLY didnt use this original end of movie freeze frame-
Your brush water container should be different from your beverage container in size, shape, and especially texture to avoid the Swig of Horror.
Surprising admission by L. Ingraham
I heard he also has subclinical depression.
But I can't speak European!
The Guardian #cats #kittens
I think when I started telling it, it ended "a pickpocket snatcheth thy watch".
Maybe HR can refer her to therapy and meds she may need covered by the company health plan, and find an alternative way for her to use the break room without needing to interact with coworkers, to accommodate her disability, in line with the ADA.
I made a big tail this morning, so I changed the channel.
I hope they remembered to say "Eureka!"
ghost pepper salsa
Way to go! Very thorough.
ME TOO!!!
I hate how much this era is dominated by repellent sexpest Boomer men who refuse to go away
Asian with a nose bridge? When did this happen?
So, apparently, if Trump suddenly declares that he traded Alaska to Putin for a handful of magic beans, no one will stop him. He can proclaim himself the Mighty Quinn. He and Putin can sign the document on Kodiak Island.
#woke_maff
1. Know a band 2. Be big and strong 3. Don't break the equipment 4. Don't fall down the stairs
Both of my cats act like I'm an ugly scary bear who often stomps on cats, even though I've never stepped on either of them.
Invisibility can be your magic power.
Stunning! A pigeon doing backflips.
Trump intends to gift Alaska to Putin.
My vision is often this bad.
It was not a mouse. It was a mouse taco.
Thanks, I needed that. Hail Jethro! Hurrah!
Try to remember not to think about Honey Nut Cheerios either. CONCENTRATE!
Thanks for the tip!
