Casey Schmitt hits a home run that's so powerful, it knocks over fans in the crowd. #SFGiants
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Casey Schmitt hits a home run that's so powerful, it knocks over fans in the crowd. #SFGiants
tbh, that'd be some pretty surprising ai output
I will take immense pride in this photo I took still being one of the first results for the mascots
Ouch!
behind #3 Sonoma State, of course
San Jose State's giant "#4 Public School In The Nation" banner is up there with one of the funniest in sports rn
Oracle Park 🤖 Celebrating Splash Hit 107 with Pikachu? Electric ⚡️
zero chance that's anything other than delicious
you know i was not terribly prepared for the part of modern adulthood where you reflect on a casual conversation with a relative and realize they referenced like five different crazypants conspiracy theories or wellness grifter lies in that conversation. bleak!
They’re storming the field in Natchitoches!!! GO DEMONS!! FORK EM!!
Listen, as a former high school long snapper, let me just say "yes...hahaha...YES!"
Night 1 of Week 1 and I am reminded of a great part of college football-watching, which is seeing a gross scoreline in a game I’m not watching and having the Superintendent Chalmers Steamed Hams reaction
Bowling Green’s social media folks understand what we want, and it’s Pudge.
Fake punt TD pass, let's kick this sucker into gear
Extremely satisfying to read this to myself in a Marty Lurie voice
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
This is art #SFGiants
sure would be nice to hear some support for this sentiment from a certain someone whose name rhymes with "assidy"
This photo is amazing. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Zombie Trump: "braaaaaaains" GOP sycophant #3: "you're right sir, you have the biggest, bestest brain!"
slamming the keys on my keyboard while muttering a variety of curse words
so the theory is that democrats should scold democrats about terms that functionally no democrat politician uses and which the majority of swing voters have never heard of, and this will win elections?
Half the shit that constitutes the Discourse these days, my primary response is just “I’m embarrassed for us collectively that this is a thing we’re even talking about.”
sure, whatever, but you understand that's a dumb hypothetical on multiple levels, right?
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Correction. The internet has provided this one: "Bossie Cow Cow! Honey Bee Bee! Oleo Margarine, Oleo Butterine, Alfalfa HAY!"
I believe the chant you're looking for goes "Go! Ags! Fight fight fight!"
OH WHAT A CATCH WESTERN KENTUCKY
I mean jesus christ, man, they led off their tenure by summarily jailing a bunch of guys in a foreign torture prison and lying to the courts about it
like...who gives a shit about a failed tax proposal from years ago? come on, man. what are you possibly well-actuallying the flagrant corruption in service of here?
mark. we are ~6 mos in. the military sent to multiple US cities. masked men grabbing people off the street. dhs posting neonazi stuff online. POTUS trying to absorb congress' appropriations power. tariffs. lawless scotus. putin flirtation. antivax bullshit. usaid destroyed. *and* POTUS shakedowns.
I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.
Me, whenever any conservative starts talking about rampant crime in American cities:
is this the "did you just say 'sharshooterie'?" guy
yep
uh...is that good
scoring team receives kickoff a la pickup basketball. sec nonconference schedule gonna be hilarious.
My other favorite thing about Fall River is that their city motto is “we’ll try” which is just a really funny thing to write on the side of a cop car.
this is what all padres fans look like to me. their reputation has never recovered from this.
And the corresponding green-topped hydrants!
whenever I see a chubby fire hydrant in san francisco I use it as an excuse to tell people im with about the city's auxiliary water supply system and associated firefighting infrastructure
I'm sorry, but...we have a bus museum?! How did I not know about this?!
I was thinking of a certain south park reference but not bad lol
alright that is excellent
time to go check up on what they did this time!
While you were sleeping last night... Germany defeats Italy and takes the gold in canoe polo! Here's Germany's last goal.
I tell you what, if im any commander with any kind of authority, there would be an order for no live ammunition to be anywhere near any of my guys' firearms
eagerly awaiting a certain professor wurman's entry into this discourse on the side of evil/wrong
My son walked into the room and said “I’m a Tyrannosaurus Cow!” And then roared a moo at me, so I drew this.
Anyway, pretty rough work by the current guy on the no college demographic, among others.
The news out of DC is consistently awful but it’s still kind of amusing to see all these tough guy members of Congress lining up in front of the cameras to say things like, “I can’t step outside the Rayburn Building when I’m here because if I hear rap music I’ll shit myself.”
"I threw the sandwich."
im sure there's a world out there someplace where this guy gets his way and every poet ends up tacking "also, reagan sucks" onto the end of every poem
Funny thing, there are a number of answers and none of them speak well of the guy!
one time in high school we were playing a summer league baseball game at a public park, and someone hit a homerun over the left field wall into a guy's house. guy literally called the police on the baseball game. cops showed up like "yeah we are just walking over here so we can tell the guy we did."
"hey jay, what was robert bork most well-known for, professionally, prior to his nomination?"
Robert Garcia can't field the comebacker One of the dumbest plays i've seen in recent memory
Inject this Dodgers base running baffoonery into my veins.
we all love the space bar
heck yeah
remembering some guys (Kent hrbek)
whoopsie!
sheesh....
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The Monkey Prince Angada delivers Rama’s message to Ravana, by Manaku, 1725, 📸 by @StephChambers76
This one has me cracking up
But back to your point, I do like "just cook your own food" as a healthy eating guide for most purposes.
Which is all to say, even if there were any credibility to the weird seed oil / organic / HFCS vs. cane sugar bullshit, which there isn't, it would probably account for like half a percent of a person's overall health.
True, but even on a broader level, the main health questions are some combination of: Smoke? Drink? Sleep a reasonable amount? Exercise a reasonable amount? What is your income? What is your job? Where do you live? Is your calorie intake reasonable? and maybe Do you get enough protein and fiber?
man, that is a relatable feeling here!
something something in-groups who get carrots but not sticks, alongside out-groups who get sticks but not carrots
The San Francisco 49ers first pre-season game is set for this Saturday, August 9. This Pan American World Airways menu, issued in September 1954, commemorates a special charter flight carrying the 49ers from Tucson, Arizona, to SF following an exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Steelers #52Menus
kinda feel like aggressive prosecution of fraud and corruption wouldn't have necessarily cured all of society's ills, but it probably would've gone at least a long way towards avoiding where we are currently
The Portland Pickles selected a random fan to take an at bat on fan appreciation night. He hit a 2 run homer.
yes 😥
relatable
Also happy the Giants got in on the weird names traded at the deadline by acquiring Parks Harber in the Doval deal.
is aj preller a lawyer
Man, this image is going to be so useful
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
kinda needed to hear something like this today, and certainly the kitty picture helps too
shoulda used the other picture! (i feel like you probably know which one im thinking of already)
well, love that
Legend
I feel this statement is being much too nice to the man somehow.
I've encountered worse ideas!
can't find it now but maybe the Miami dolphins fg holder getting hit in the face by the snap and then body languageing surprisedly
trying to figure out which popular gif of the last 20 years would've been closest to my reaction
Ma'am 🫡
