It's fine Bank you can stay christian just give me my debit card
maybe a narrative designer. could be a writer. either way, am on this god's green earth to appreciate KIKI from animal crossing 🌀 out-of-control ADHD. i also mistype and misread on a professional level
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It's fine Bank you can stay christian just give me my debit card
Me: *sending the application* my debit card when The bank: give us time and we will revert Me: I don't see how your spirituality relates but fine
Knives Out was the first movie with him that I watched with the original audio track so I just assumed this was how the actor talked
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The funniest part is that it seems the core mechanic is from Assassin's Creed 4 where you play as Haytham's father...
I mean Haytham wasn't a great father but that's a lot of degrees beyond that
Just had to watch a YouTube ad where Haytham from Assassin's Creed 3 pissed at the camera-pov character and locked them in jail
What's his stance on belly rubs? I'm sorry I keep asking abt him. I recently had to move and left my smoochie boy at home, and Adonis reminds me of him a lot! (I brought my cat daughter, and she's extremely affectionate, just not the smoochie type)
did you know there's a lesser known eeveelution where if you give one a military clearance it becomes a Raytheon
I personally like to imagine the guy's alive simply because no one from down there wanted him either
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
On the funnier note, TIL Mhairi is pronounced like Mary. Bonkers.
The Still Wakes the Deep DLC incapacitated me for nearly 3 hours for emotional reasons
I like how the flag is just red and white stripes and the person posting this thought, close enough
How many smooches does he get per day
we did some tussling this morning and now he's absolutely zonked out
Wait I thought both slapped
Wait, this is a new photo? I thought it's from that time when TV reporters caught it live
A shit ass double that hasn't mastered the way he tweeted but who's to say presidential doubles are exempt from the enshittification
Or they've replaced him with a double
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
I've been disappointed by humanity but even more disappointed by the aliens who refuse to abduct me
Lest you say "it's not like that in the United States," I am currently representing a person facing criminal charges for - and this is true - saying "protect trans kids" during a school board meeting
So done with fascist policies globally. Let ppl fucking live
So what precisely do the right want to do about the white working classes? Certainly not go to university, as they want numbers down. Nor to have a unionised manufacturing job, as they don't want unions. No, they just want pawns as part of their culture wars. They don't give a toss.
Starmer stopping asylum seekers from buying cards, audiobooks, flowers, visiting aquariums or paying for haircuts. Seems so needlessly vindictive? When we said this government needed some personality this isn't what we meant.
It includes audiobooks, toys, and photocopying. Just despicable
The UK can't stop taking racism Ls This from the def def to the eye dee ef land I just can't
Have you too woken up to open bsky and instantly got disappointed
This isn't foolproof but if you limit your Google results to say pre-2022 then there's a solid chance the copy was written by a copywriter at the very least
Now I want to rewatch the lighthouse
Sometimes I remember that The Lighthouse got only one nomination, which wasn't for either of the roles, and then I realize the org is all pr and very little substance
"Before we get to this next World Premiere, we have some very tragic Breaking News"
Perfume commercials when
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
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Am happy for every single motherfucker posting selfies on my timeline
Latest Gallup poll data reveal, once again, that the main obstacles to unions in the the US are broken labor laws and employer aggression Two-thirds of the US public approves of labor unions, but unions only represent about 11 percent of the workforce
Why anyone would let their cat out is honestly beyond my understanding considering cars, predators, feral cats, and ofc sick bastards, but that's for another discussion
As a cat mom of another fiv positive boy, the status makes no difference in vet bills as long as they're indoors and vaccinated.
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Literally everyone on the internet over the last 24 hours
One thing this article doesn't mention (for some reason) is that the studio was originally founded in Shanghai by an ex-Ubisoft China manager in 2004. It now has 3 studios in China that form much of its core dev backbone + has expanded to Singapore, Vietnam, Malaysia, North America, Europe etc.
Not seeing cheers here. I guess nothing happened
I don't remember if I've already crossed the bridge of 35+ but exercising is the only way
However, the memes are exquisite
Not enough ppl on my timeline show concern at the possibility of Peter Thiel becoming the president through the avatar of JD Vance
Broke down in tears because I couldn't find a 200 euro bill. Eventually found it but now my body feels weak and heavy from the stress. Like, I'm dizzy bad.
I mean, it's good the stuff came out (and subsequently bad there wasn't enough transparency in the process)
Blizzard’s Diablo team has unionized
Just made a shopping list of things that I *need* and damn that's a long list
Do they really think the current POTUS won because he had meme coins?
Oh, that one. I assumed you were talking about the current administration policies, sorry. That aspect is indeed very US specific. My heart goes out to every parent that has to raise their child in such an environment.
To be fair, no place is safe from fascism. Moving countries would prolong the inevitable only by so much. At least you're choosing to stay close to your friends and family.
A report from the World Health Organization says 1 in 4 people lack access to safe water to drink. Even more don't have water for sanitation. We asked someone who grew up that way to share childhood memories.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Put mercury into it
Too many to choose from but this one stands out to me
The murder of Hind Rajab
Go on
his son named what
The best customer service
Oh my god I'd take the blame and apologize honestly. With this face he'd walk all over me and I'd be totally helpless
The fund's ethics watchdog, called the Council on Ethics, said that "in the council's assessment, there is no doubt that Caterpillar's products are being used to commit extensive and systematic violations of international humanitarian law".
NEW: Norway's $2 trillion wealth fund, the world's largest, said on Monday it has divested from U.S. construction equipment group Caterpillar (CAT.N), as well as five Israeli banking groups on ethics grounds due to repeat violations of intl law in occupied East Jerusalem, the West Bank & Gaza.
aragorn son of arathorn ...i was not familiar with your game
This is why physical media is still so important.
Using ChatGPT
The next saddest thing is you can and maybe should switch careers, but if you're old enough the most attainable career options might be not the most paying ones
The saddest thing is, you don't need like 10+ years of experience and observation to come to this conclusion. The layoffs hit you in the face right as you're entering.
there is literally nothing any individual dev can to to avoid getting laid off it literally doesn’t matter how good of a job you do this industry is so, so broken
Asked if he'd vote for Chuck Schumer to remain Democratic Leader, Graham Palmer replies: "No." "We need leaders that have vision and, frankly, the ability to fight. The things that I've seen recently don't show me a Democratic leadership that has that."
How a human translates a paragraph: I'm questioning every phrase of every sentence until it makes perfect sense on its own and between the paragraphs above and below How AI translates a paragraph: I've learned through the best and the worst output there was on the web, good luck making sense!
Just went through an AI translation that went through like 3 revisions and it still held some pretty embarrassing artifacts
I'm sorry but with how impactful the US politics is to the rest of the world I think it's only fair that we too get to vote into or out if the office
my new Twine template is almost out of early access and on your computer
Apple Music. But mostly because I've been subbed since 2017 so it has nearly a decade of my listening habits minus a two year gap
Well, I'll be damned. It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up. newatlas.com/infectious-d...
A lot of people seem to be struggling with this moral quandary lately so let me help you out. The correct answer is to kill both Hitlers.
The size of the crowd is crazy
I just cannot imagine Cuomo or Adams getting this many people, especially people 40 and under, on a beautiful summer Sunday afternoon to do a scavenger hunts accessible by public transit
I lost canvassers to this scavenger hunt 😭 sabotaged by zohran for the zohran campaign
I'm not a cyclist, only passing by them on foot but it's 93 to 87 Fahrenheit out here in the daytime so dizziness is a possibility
These giant ass cacti species always growing on the side of the road make so damn anxious that I might get dizzy and fall right on them that it legit makes me dizzy. Crazy feedback loop, thank you brain
