Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) / Redsky

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

The Labor Day barbecue on Martha’s Vineyard is gonna be 🔥

29/8/2025, 7:48:02 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans and the midterms:

29/8/2025, 4:54:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Breakfast cereals???? youtu.be/fNdMUoy3H1A?...

25/8/2025, 10:02:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social)

Current mood @triumphicdhq.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 5:57:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

22/8/2025, 10:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Ghislaine:

22/8/2025, 7:37:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this your experience? youtu.be/kD4EE6qVIBI?...

21/8/2025, 7:05:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Another great episode @franksantopadre.bsky.social ! Going back and enjoying all the great TV funhouse shorts, including this great one about Charlie Brown Christmas #AllIDidWasWaveMyArms youtu.be/R_Ejc3N9JKU?...

21/8/2025, 4:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump definitely NOT getting any action in this room George

20/8/2025, 1:03:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s gone full rosebud…

17/8/2025, 6:15:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

16/8/2025, 9:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

So what’s your take on independent contractors who take a job from The Empire? youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA?...

16/8/2025, 3:17:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

As late as Aug. 30, the ‘73 Mets were 61-71 and in last place, 6 1/2 games out of first. Legend has it Berra told the media shortly thereafter, “It’s not over until it’s over.” Yogi’s only mistake? Pitching Seaver in Game 6 vs The A’s instead of Stone.

16/8/2025, 2:23:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Five minutes in and I am snorting my coffee @muellershewrote.com 🤣 makeagif.com/gif/my-cousi...

15/8/2025, 10:44:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

This is getting good @muellershewrote.com ….

14/8/2025, 3:53:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t make me choose one or I will wish you into the cornfield!

14/8/2025, 3:01:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

13/8/2025, 10:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for the hot tub! youtu.be/VKUDIjLXTM8?...

13/8/2025, 10:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Great episode - and bravo @tarasetmayer.bsky.social - I snorted my coffee this morning watching this - well done 👏 youtu.be/RZuEgNPVkak?...

13/8/2025, 8:10:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s got some crazy eyes 👀

11/8/2025, 10:11:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

A picture is worth a thousand words….

11/8/2025, 10:09:12 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

11/8/2025, 10:05:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“Yesth boss….”

11/8/2025, 2:23:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

8/8/2025, 5:35:32 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my, God! 😝

8/8/2025, 5:34:48 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant episode

7/8/2025, 10:55:44 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

JD was to busy appearing on SOUTH PARK to attend the meeting…

7/8/2025, 8:04:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Another great episode! So happy to have you back for a weekly visit @franksantopadre.bsky.social

7/8/2025, 4:05:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Or guest appearing on SOUTH PARK

7/8/2025, 2:16:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s completely melting down…

7/8/2025, 1:55:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

JD cancelled because he wanted to see his appearance on the latest episode of SOUTH PARK

7/8/2025, 2:59:19 AM | 131 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“Lots of people are saying…Walter White left a pizza up here…”

5/8/2025, 3:39:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

He heard Walter White tossed a pizza up there

5/8/2025, 3:24:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Gilbert Gottfried laughing in the background would be perfect… youtu.be/_G4tGg86xPk?...

5/8/2025, 2:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the perfect time to send that thundercloud over the golf course God

2/8/2025, 11:30:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

2/8/2025, 1:32:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Knew it

1/8/2025, 6:25:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

You could have said yes then blasted him for 30 minutes and ignored the book…but saying “f@&k no take your book elsewhere…” is good too 👍

31/7/2025, 11:00:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Celebrating a racist - heck of a job Ronnie youtu.be/Eb_7ZCbuBbc?...

31/7/2025, 10:57:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Next up in the distraction playbook:

31/7/2025, 5:55:39 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Can you send a thunderbolt to Trump National at just the right time? 🙏

30/7/2025, 11:49:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

…or falling asleep at press conferences…

30/7/2025, 10:35:49 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

30/7/2025, 10:20:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking of Joe Flaherty appearances - what about his turn as one of the Czechoslovakian Border Guards (along with Nick Toth) in STRIPES?

30/7/2025, 4:53:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Comic genius - now I need to go back and watch all my SCTV dvds… #JoeFlaherty #CountFloyd youtu.be/8SJY6w0HD50?...

30/7/2025, 1:09:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

30/7/2025, 1:26:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

All Trump ever wanted was a happy ending

30/7/2025, 1:24:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

And Colbert tore Trump a new one in a brilliant opening monologue youtu.be/FD7TEBvnkog?...

30/7/2025, 1:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done Scooby Gang!

30/7/2025, 12:52:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social)

Emil Bove waiting for his Senate confirmation vote…

29/7/2025, 8:04:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe was brilliant as the dad on Freaks And Geeks

29/7/2025, 6:09:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

You could make an argument sir for Gil as a player and as a manager - but most remember him as a key part of the Dodger’s success….

29/7/2025, 2:50:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Gil Hodges would like a word, Mr. President….

29/7/2025, 2:38:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

"I gotta tell ya… Trump and Epstein were so close, the Secret Service had to start checking birth certificates instead of threats!"

28/7/2025, 9:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social)

"I gotta tell ya… Trump and Epstein were so close, the Secret Service had to start checking birth certificates instead of threats!"

28/7/2025, 3:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

One of my favorite Stephen King books - look forward to see you as “The Major” Mark 🐪

26/7/2025, 8:46:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

How can SOUTH PARK top this next week? And how is the White House taking this?

26/7/2025, 2:38:54 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald: We have certain things in common, Satan. Satan: Yes, we do, come to think of it.

25/7/2025, 6:05:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s sad when your cult leader has strange bedfellows….

25/7/2025, 4:11:56 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh God, wait until Trump sees his portraits!

24/7/2025, 7:37:51 PM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social)

Hope to hear about the new season of SOUTH PARK on tonight’s show @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

24/7/2025, 5:31:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

For me it was his theme for the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid…https://youtu.be/0HkDQWoK5Ps?feature=shared

24/7/2025, 5:29:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you see Trey and Matt’s White House Trump portraits? 😂

24/7/2025, 5:24:19 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“TREY AND MATT ARE VERY, VERY BAD PEOPLE!!!! THOSE PAINTINGS LOOK NOTHING LIKE ME!!!”

24/7/2025, 5:21:47 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“PEOPLE ARE SAYING …. MATT AND TREY ARE VERY, VERY BAD PEOPLE!!! COME ON SATAN, LET ME SHOW YOU THE LINCOLN BEDROOM…”

24/7/2025, 5:15:28 PM | 401 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“WHERE THE HELL IS SOUTH PARK!?!?”

24/7/2025, 2:24:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social)

“Did you watch SOUTH PARK last night?”

24/7/2025, 2:22:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 4:43:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“And she thought she was going to get those handouts for Alaska? Boy, did we fool her!”

21/7/2025, 10:25:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t say… 😂

21/7/2025, 2:06:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

21/7/2025, 2:02:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that the AI Powered GILBOT? 🤖 🤣

20/7/2025, 5:53:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

20/7/2025, 12:07:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Will @dicknixon.bsky.social be attending David Wright Day at Citi Field this afternoon?

19/7/2025, 3:00:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Welcome back Frank! We’ve missed you!

19/7/2025, 2:19:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

We really know what Trump’s insufficiency is, know what I mean, nudge nudge…

18/7/2025, 2:15:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

(Donald Trump’s signed sketch enters the chat 👀) www.sothebys.com/buy/43665e95...

18/7/2025, 2:14:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

(Donald Trump’s signed sketch enters the chat 👀) www.sothebys.com/buy/43665e95...

18/7/2025, 2:10:31 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope! Because …

16/7/2025, 10:54:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Except Virginia….

16/7/2025, 2:28:01 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Wannabe dictators do this sort of thing youtu.be/ggqb4wUpa5w?...

16/7/2025, 2:24:13 AM | 23 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s because it’s:

16/7/2025, 2:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

They are all hiding the dirt

15/7/2025, 8:00:12 PM | 151 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

15/7/2025, 7:59:33 PM | 3 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

10/7/2025, 11:06:37 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

On Biblical grounds?!?!?!

10/7/2025, 10:29:24 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

(Looks up “On Biblical Grounds”)

10/7/2025, 10:28:13 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“Heck of a job, Bowtoxie!”

10/7/2025, 12:28:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/7/2025, 2:58:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“And the June job’s report has just be released….” Cut to:

2/7/2025, 2:01:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“The math ain’t mathin here!”

25/6/2025, 9:02:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/6/2025, 8:11:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

“I COMPLETELY OBLITERATED BARON’S LEGO CASTLE! ITS NOW A PILE OF RUBBLE THANKS TO THE BRAVERY OF ME!!! NOW I WILL BE HAPPY TO ACCEPT THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”

25/6/2025, 2:18:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social)

25/6/2025, 12:27:41 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

We go live to Emil Bove Todd Blanche:

24/6/2025, 6:17:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile, this is what he really wants…

24/6/2025, 12:01:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 10:58:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/6/2025, 10:51:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Lucifer Sam 🫘 (@lucifer-sam.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣

23/6/2025, 1:30:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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