Magnificent
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He really thought he was cookin with this one. 🤦🏼♂️
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
This seems undeniably true.
Do this one simple trick to see who died!
The little biscuit makers, I can’t
Famously no.
Don’t forget those English muffins. All those little nooks & crannies. Mmmmmmm
She’s nice!
You’ve become far too powerful. It worries me sometimes. 👀
They shoved more nostalgia into that 1st pick than like, the entirety of Ready Player One.
Just once i'd like to see a shark wearing people tooth jewellery
They’re doing the best they can!
👻 I think it’s my best, thank you. ❤️
That’s magical.
Prednisone? Causes a puffy appearance. Would track as it’s an anti-inflammatory med. tryna get them cankles under control. Or he ded, and this is a bad stand-in. Probably one of the 2.
Rice + chicken broth to settle the stomach. Small portions. Then once the vomiting has passed, sneak the meds into a bit of cheese. I’ve been down this road, and that was what worked for us. Recommended by my vet at the time.
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Stop resisting, Max!
I try to be optimistic. I’d like to believe he’s not actually dead, but instead, suffering from an extremely painful anal fistula that will unavoidably become septic, eventually causing his timely demise. See? Optimism.
I have a new house guest. Her name is Charlotte, and she’s set up right in front of my front porch to catch any would-be flying insect interlopers. We’re gonna get along just fine. 😍
See? It’s uncanny.
At the risk of stating the obvious.
JD Vance remembers 👀
Raw milk FTW!
RFK Jr looks like he smells like a jellyfish that washed up on the beach like, 3 days ago. Also, he looks exactly like that, too.
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Hell yes we do.
In any other timeline, a dog-eating, bear-dumping, whale-chainsawing, sexual-assaulting, brain-wormed moron like RFK Jr, a man with no medical degree who swears he can diagnose kids just by looking at them...would exist only as an Onion headline.
So I suppose a monorail is out of the question?
also not for nothing but i would love to see one person doom casting about blue skys future today point me to a post two years ago where they predicted it would be this size or larger today i think regardless of where it goes next it is has been a fuckin amazing accomplishment to get this far
Alien: Earth is just… damn.
Do I have to buy my own goat leggings and chicken blood, or will the leggings and blood be provided?
Gorgeous game.
South San Francisco, specifically yeah. Dad was a drummer in the Cal band & played in rock bands in college. Loved Fleetwood Mac, Petty, several of the others. Tons of rock, R&B, blues, jazz. Grateful for my pop’s taste in music. I used to love raiding his records as a kid.
Haha - no. I had 14 of them, but not in 1979. I was 9 - my allowance didn’t quite cover that. I 💯 had VH II, Highway to Hell, & KISS though. That said, my parents had at least 6 of these.
Terrible news - but as a community we can come together and help. downthetubes.net/can-you-help...
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Thanks, I really needed to hear this today.
I do indeed. My Year of the Dog tequila-like prawn recipe won 1st place in the “cook it up” division of the National Fiery Food show. That and a few other recipes are on my site. :)
Facts
When I lived in Holland I’d get that brand’s stuff at the little village grocer. Very tasty.
But did you look in the wardrobe mirror, stick out your tongue, and think the word, “yellow”?
Seriously thought this was a pic of Breece Hall when I scrolled to it.
The New York J-E-S-E-A-H-A-W-T-S of Seattle?
With every word, he moved up the list of “punchable faces”. Incredibly rapid ascent.
Happy birthday RocketSpouse! 🔥
It was so funny that my friend just scared the shit out of himself- he said it was between the lighting effects and the sounds - all sorts of creepy sound effects. And his whole fam was asleep so I was his phone a friend. 😂
I know a pretty solid hot sauce company you could include. 💡
Looks good on an ICE application as part of your resume, too.
Nice beaver!
That would be a really uplifting way to balance out such a tragic date. Personally, I’m hoping for an understated Tuesday in September. Like this coming Tuesday, for example. No particular reason, I’m just impatient.
Our tax dollars at work.
Fact check: false.
No way! Thats so cool! 😍
The representative from the “shave and a haircut” contingent would like a word.
Sage advice from Erik’s deli.
*espeically
"If you don't have a house you will be arrested." Okay, how do I get a house? "Oh, you can't. They're incredibly expensive, no one can afford them anymore." So what will I be arrested for again? "Not having one." Is there any, like, help to be had with this contradiction? "STOP RESISTING"
This looks like an episode of The Wire. lol
We’ve all seen your vicious pit dog.
Also, Blade II is the best Blade. Great cast, high action, good special effects. Also, also, huge swaths of Blade II are basically vampire John Wick and that’s a good thing.
Thank you!
I- Uh Nope
making my way through the ken burns JAZZ documentary and this portion of his interview with dave brubeck — who passed in 2012 — is a reminder of how *recent* american history really is. start at :55 or so. youtu.be/stadqAHRroA?...
Fuck AI. We have reach the pinnacle of technology. We need go no further. This just should not possibly be a good as it is. I’m mystified. youtu.be/UfWVsKgfybc?...
Was bored last night & started watching Blade II. Caught a line I’d missed when I originally watched it. They go to see the elder vampire, his familiar starts laying it out for Blade, & Snipes asks, “you’re human?” and the dude says, “barely, I’m a lawyer.” Classic. youtu.be/oPVrl4-IrCU?...
Egg Zack Lee
#TIL that Greenwald is just 3 Matt Taibbis in a trenchcoat.
It’s a fair point, but it’s also worth noting that most police have little interest in solving crimes.
Vacation goes horribly awry. Brady Bunch goes to Oahu, Bobby finds tiki idol, bad luck ensues: Greg’s surfing accident, Alice’s back goes out doing hula, something fell on Bobby, & the tarantula on Peter. (There are no tarantulas in HI) They return the tiki idol, somehow Vincent Price was involved.
I’ve never been scared by a game. But once a friend called me at ~11 PM on a work-night, just to chit chat, which was weird on all counts. I finally pried out of him that he’d been playing Doom 3, in the dark, & it scared the hell out of him so badly he needed a friend.🥺 Y’all we were in our 30s.
I’m doing my best ok
Sure but what are the odds the person working there has a doctorate, honestly?
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with.
The question should be “got a warrant?” If none, then “#4A says GFY”. Lather, rinse, repeat. Keep filming the entire time. We have rights. 4th Amendment specifically in this case.
7 cops & 5 FBI agents for a ticket-able offense. “Many first-time offenders will receive a citation and a $25 fine, avoiding arrest and jail time. Those issued a citation must go to a police station for booking within 15 days. D.C. Code § 48-911.01” Max penalty is $500 wtf even is this?
Sitting president of the United States received a glowing character reference from the world’s most notorious convicted child sex trafficker, who also worked for POTUS’ BFF (who allegedly committed suicide in prison) to procure trafficked children & conservatives believe that to be… a good thing?
Donald Trump says he is going to deploy the National Guard to Chicago. This is what weak men do to pretend they’re strong. Stay safe, stand with your community, and most importantly, know your rights:
(Aluminum) Foiled again!
Wow. Like, did you ever stop to consider that Mr. Pibb couldn’t afford to go to grad school like Dr. Pepper? Maybe check your privilege, Jerry. He’s doing the best he can.
Team ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lmao I can’t believe this is real. Clearly I’m not hanging out in any of the cool spots any more.
And Roman Candle was right there.
Is this a fuck, marry, kill kind of situation or…
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Agreed. My new love is the Arkansas Black. They also must be perfectly ripe, but they’re so good.
Same. A very close second is BLOATUS continuously referring to every person of color as “low IQ”. Tim Scott must be so proud.
New carpet.
Grok got hoes in different area codes?
I like where you’re going with this. Pizza gonna be hell on their digestion. 👀
Snoopy believes in you, Gail.
“For my friends everything, for my enemies the law.” —Oscar R. Benavides
Dammit. #RIP nypost.com/2025/08/21/e...
I’d pay someone to pop a balloon as he walks by.
I hope your next endeavor brings you all the good things you deserve. I’ve been following for a long time and will continue to do so wherever you end up.
All I know is I will forever forward be disappointed every time I open a bag of chips and find only chips. 🥺