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Lucky the Hellwolf

@luckyhellhound.bsky.social

Internet dog with a demonic twist. Autistic, with a few controversial views (depending on who asks) and usually neutral aligned. MorphdogInfo: https://bsky.app/profile/luckyhellhound.bsky.social/post/3kc7kgrygrc2h

created October 20, 2023

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Profile picture Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally what I do Though the latest iteration of paint messes with transparency of linework when it comes to the filling phase if you even DARE move something or copy-paste.

2/9/2025, 2:00:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. My tail was getting chilly as the seasons changed.

2/9/2025, 1:44:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That sounds like it would have been a pain in the ass to remember for those new to the community.

2/9/2025, 8:25:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if this is because you’re the wizard?

2/9/2025, 12:01:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still beats Twitter though. I still pop in there and it makes this place literally look like heaven

2/9/2025, 12:00:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m still confused why so many people are determined to risk their lives to get here without going through the proper channels. It’s absolute shit here even for the locals.

1/9/2025, 11:58:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luckily skunks only spray if you really piss them off. (Or if they really feel you deserve it)

1/9/2025, 11:53:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet Meowscarada, Incineroar, Zoroark, Zeraora and Sneasel would all look ridiculous

1/9/2025, 11:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read that as banana fetish content and got genuinely confused lol What’s a handkerchief code?

1/9/2025, 11:50:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait it’s not?

1/9/2025, 11:45:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do you think a lot of them got stinky feet? They practice tap dancing on cheese!

1/9/2025, 11:44:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hell they even want? Indoors is dry and hasn’t got their food.

1/9/2025, 11:44:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Collie be like: Here you dropped this. (Pause) Wait, hang on, I gotta go get our idiot.

1/9/2025, 4:21:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They either eat themselves into a food coma, begin tap dancing on the cheese, or the pepperoni becomes shields to use for fights or shield surfing.

1/9/2025, 10:26:02 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Left ankle: 10in (25.5cm) (no change) Right ankle: 10 1/4in (26cm) (⬆️1cm) Penis length flaccid: 3in (7.6cm) (⬇️1/2in||1.3cm) Penis length erect: 5in (12.7cm) (no change) Penis girth flaccid: 4 1/4in (10.5cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.3cm) Penis girth erect: 5in (12.7cm) (no change)

1/9/2025, 9:07:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waist: 43 1/4in (110cm) (⬆️3/4in||2cm) Hips: 42 1/2in (108cm) (⬆️3 1/2in||8.5cm) Left thigh: 28in (71cm) (⬆️2 3/4in||6.9cm) Right thigh: 28 1/2in (75.5cm) (⬆️2 3/4in||3cm) Left lower: 18 1/2in (47cm) (⬆️1in||2.5cm) Right lower: 18 1/2in (47.1cm) (⬆️1/2in||1.6cm)

1/9/2025, 9:07:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Left upper arm: 14 1/2in (36.7cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.5cm) Right upper arm: 15in (38cm) (⬆️1/2in||1.2cm) Left forearm: 11 1/2in (29.2cm) (no change) Right forearm: 11 3/4in (29.7cm) (no change) Left wrist: 7in (17.7cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.4cm) Right wrist: 7 in (17.9cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.6cm)

1/9/2025, 9:07:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now the measurements. Height: 66.7 in/5ft6.7 (169.5cm/1.695m ) (⬇️a fraction of an inch/cm, likely margin of error) Weight: Scales still not working Neck: 15 1/2 inches/39.4 cm (⬆️1/2in||1.3cm) Shoulders: 46 1/2in (118cm) (⬇️ 2in/5cm) Chest: 42 1/2in (107.5cm) (⬆️2 1/4in||5.5cm)

1/9/2025, 9:07:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the results are in. Visually nothing has really changed. A month isn’t long enough.

1/9/2025, 9:07:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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England, United Kingdom (southern regions)

31/8/2025, 12:44:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course a second person also means… 🔒 >:3

31/8/2025, 12:42:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This last step becomes much easier if you have someone to help you yes?

31/8/2025, 11:40:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only religious items in my home? A Bible a family friend gave my mother. Interesting plotlines but inconsistent writing styles as if it’s more a collection of stories by multiple authors set in the same universe. Easier to read if you treat it like any other book.

30/8/2025, 3:51:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So does asking questions, which is what killed the tiny bit of belief I had when I was a child- questions I cannot remember as it was a long time ago, but of which either got answers that led to more questions, or answers that just weren’t good enough.

30/8/2025, 2:25:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best I can do is a rudimentary compass (assuming I can track down those rocks that magnets come from in order to get started). Failing that, best I can do is introduce the locals to pizza (or something like pizza). Depending on how available tomatoes and cheese are.

30/8/2025, 2:04:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But not every U.K. resident is eligible for a credit card, or has the means (or knowledge) to acquire one. What idiots. Surely there’s other methods they can use as alternatives?

30/8/2025, 12:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It makes the pizza soggy and contaminates it with the flavor of sweet fruit. Source: I’ve tried it

29/8/2025, 3:34:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is it with fucking big game devs and fucking dlc? Don’t you wankers get enough money from charging already obscene prices for your games and systems? The economy is FUCKED. Half your potential customers CANNOT AFFORD even your games and systems right now, let alone DLC!

29/8/2025, 10:34:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is an extremely fitting ability for what’s literally the Bite Pokémon

29/8/2025, 6:59:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The image is of a room with no door, and the doorway leading to the top of a set of stairs, with a hand motioning toward it. Text overlaid reads “my dad really took my door. gooning boutta be like fnaf 4 🫡🥺” (Note: the emojis aren’t exact, they’re just the ones closest in look)

28/8/2025, 7:03:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m still wondering how the fuck the taliban still exists, and how in the like 30 years the armies of the west were fighting them they just didn’t fucking stop being a thing.

27/8/2025, 6:50:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not as easy as folks think either because the calendar got revised a few times and skipped or repeated a few days to catch up

27/8/2025, 5:28:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at that omelette

A yellow omelette with its mushrooms visible. It’s folded and rolled, and it has a bit of ketchup.
27/8/2025, 4:33:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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those who don’t know, I’m guessing he talking about the 🍊

27/8/2025, 3:09:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hell he gonna do throw salt at ghosts and then get a child to blow shit up with his mind?

27/8/2025, 12:07:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And mind those fingernails I bet.

26/8/2025, 11:02:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s dying and he’s trying to take as many people down with him as possible.

26/8/2025, 11:00:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More confusing is there’s also a calf muscle which has nothing to do with them

26/8/2025, 10:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit

23/8/2025, 11:57:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HOW have I not seen a shiny charizard before? That color scheme looks badass!

23/8/2025, 11:11:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 31 and never heard of an ALF. Should I know who that is?

22/8/2025, 8:03:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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looks tight. think he's comfy to wear?

22/8/2025, 8:00:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve heard it said “lie-bree” but never the way you heard it

21/8/2025, 5:21:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’ll be useful to you whenever your birthday age has a 4 or a 5 in it

19/8/2025, 11:05:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then you got very lucky with your melon

19/8/2025, 10:58:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Usually when it bugs like that it wants you to clear all the unreads from one of the servers you’re part of

19/8/2025, 10:57:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where the hell are the seeds?!?

19/8/2025, 10:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My stuff ain’t exactly good but that’s partly because I don’t practice enough- and even then I’ve still noticed improvement from my early work

18/8/2025, 7:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so round and huggable

18/8/2025, 7:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmm. Gonna experiment with longer legged Poochyena now

17/8/2025, 5:55:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ya mean… STRAIGHT ROMANCE? *gasps* BLASPHEMY!!!

17/8/2025, 5:54:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Long Zorua? Ya mean longer legs or something?

17/8/2025, 5:53:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pocket sand, glitter edition?

17/8/2025, 2:58:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just don’t push it too hard alright? Your voice won’t be happy being pushed too soon. Probably best start with a few each day once your voice is ready.

17/8/2025, 2:57:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do your sonas and OCs any special fighting techniques? Do you? Do any of these techniques have names?

16/8/2025, 8:15:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1) That tv gonna be ruined 2) how the fuck is he balancing that thing on his head 3) how the fuck is he balancing that two wheel device

16/8/2025, 6:45:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These apps are completely useless for individuals who are so useless in the morning that they can barely even hold a phone, coordinate their limbs or even see enough to read for the first several minutes.

16/8/2025, 1:16:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Molten? Like, it’s really hot and the fops melted? Waaaaait a sec you’re currently-

16/8/2025, 1:04:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greeting stranger it is 2 am or close enough

16/8/2025, 12:57:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is the normies.

15/8/2025, 8:59:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is absolutely no way this can possibly backfire on anyone ever [/sarcasm]

15/8/2025, 8:07:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they… SCENTient?

15/8/2025, 4:27:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I was born without those I’m afraid. And I don’t know enough about programming to realise there’s a “fallback option” language rather than just having it display “null” or something when there isn’t a word for it in the chosen language

15/8/2025, 4:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Explain the burger then, that bits in English

15/8/2025, 2:45:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The image shows a screen with customisable burger options: Onion (labelled as Nionod for some reason), Pickles (labelled as picl), and beef patty (no change). Overlaying the image is the word “picl”

15/8/2025, 10:15:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a possessed d20

14/8/2025, 10:20:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Image text reads: summer fans be like “yoo it’s such a nice day out!”. Image shows a cracked parched ground, mountains in the distance, cow skull in the foreground.

14/8/2025, 10:06:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting sonic vibes here; same fast paced feel. But there’s something extra about it that makes it look better.

14/8/2025, 10:04:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m afraid I didn’t know you existed until I think just this year- and even then only thanks to FurAffinity and a lot of luck.

14/8/2025, 10:02:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats then! 🤜 🤛 (We fist bump)

14/8/2025, 10:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the same way Pizza counts as a vegetable yes

14/8/2025, 9:52:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s a good score yes?

14/8/2025, 6:56:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can they not? Not everyone has a mic. Or a voice. Stick to the classics.

14/8/2025, 11:49:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one on the right looks unassuming enough to have hidden power that isn’t even consciously aware of.

14/8/2025, 12:10:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah but then the pool of possible suspects gets REALLY small.

11/8/2025, 6:32:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screw the algorithm Unless you profit from it

11/8/2025, 6:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then getting out the polish and basically treating ya to a full body massage?

11/8/2025, 6:23:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want me to just— In my—

11/8/2025, 6:20:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What about rubber suits, belly rubs and being called a good whichever gender/species you wish to express as?

11/8/2025, 6:15:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well. Mines about as expected as I expected. Morally grey, neutral as I already am. uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/...

11/8/2025, 9:21:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So not a fictional organisation but still a bad idea

10/8/2025, 7:22:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vought? The company in the tv show The Boys? Pretty sure either I’m misunderstanding or I’ve migrated to a new universe unknowingly.

10/8/2025, 6:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🖖🏻 yo

10/8/2025, 5:33:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lemme just dig through my FA gallery real quick… ok technically they just my human form in different suits (the Yena loosely inspired by your work) but they count right?

A Mightyena in the shiny colors, but also shiny rubber. It’s wearing a complex harness setup in a sort of light teal, with a leash hanging loose and a muzzle with a mouth zipper and padlock. Also the lenses over its eyes are blurry. A Poochyena style rubber bitchsuit, with stubby arms and legs, exposed canine sheath (really a chastity cage of sorts), and a full body purple harness with “pup toy” on the front, a leash on the back connected offscreen. Eyes are transparent colored rubber showing an annoyed expression underneath and he’s trying to reach a key he has no chance of even using (also it’s not even the key to the suit). An anthro jolteon of rubber, plantigrade feet, rubbery paws instead of hands, a sealed snoot, and very heavily tinted lenses. Between his legs is a bulge rather than any junk and he’s generating electrical sparks from his paw as if the suit is granting special powers.
10/8/2025, 4:28:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now we have established you can cum in chastity there’s no need to ever let you out.

10/8/2025, 2:20:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the files are physical it’s gonna be harder for them to leak by anyone not already on the inside. If they were digital they’d probably already be out in the wild.

10/8/2025, 12:18:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this CUBE shaped object destined to be a COMPANION for the duration of a TEST?

9/8/2025, 11:50:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You read the homestucks when you were younger too?

9/8/2025, 9:25:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES.

9/8/2025, 9:23:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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hopefully the former

9/8/2025, 8:39:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hell does your microwave mean "8:88"? There's only 60 seconds in a minute, your microwave can't math.

8/8/2025, 7:57:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like, how the heck is someone supposed to know how much will be added to their bill at the end? Not just tourists but natives too?

8/8/2025, 7:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Translation for the visually impaired. Image shows a sign. It reads: "And lastly, please avoid the following fonts: Comic Sans. Papyrus. Of note is the fact that the two fonts are written in the font they name.

8/8/2025, 7:54:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don't need to do half a ton of mental mathematical gymnastics for budgeting goods either. The price you see IS the price.

8/8/2025, 7:52:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh no its trapped

8/8/2025, 7:37:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had enough of you normies and your cryptic bullshit. Either say things as they are, and actually tell me things rather than expecting me to read your minds, or go kill yourselves. I know I’m a useless cunt but you lot are just cunts in general. So fuck you.

8/8/2025, 5:18:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats dude you confused me even further XD Ain’t hard to do though, confusion is my default state lol

7/8/2025, 7:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vagentleman? That’s a new one.

7/8/2025, 5:41:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on can ya not automate this stuff? *huff* Ok folks who have Vision issues. Here’s what it says. “The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and humor the dusturbed”. Underneath that is a photo of an old man with long hair and beard, smoking what looks like it could be a pipe.

7/8/2025, 10:04:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and sometimes renegotiation as the plot demands right?

6/8/2025, 11:24:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view