Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally what I do Though the latest iteration of paint messes with transparency of linework when it comes to the filling phase if you even DARE move something or copy-paste.
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Literally what I do Though the latest iteration of paint messes with transparency of linework when it comes to the filling phase if you even DARE move something or copy-paste.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks. My tail was getting chilly as the seasons changed.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds like it would have been a pain in the ass to remember for those new to the community.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
What if this is because you’re the wizard?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Still beats Twitter though. I still pop in there and it makes this place literally look like heaven
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m still confused why so many people are determined to risk their lives to get here without going through the proper channels. It’s absolute shit here even for the locals.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Luckily skunks only spray if you really piss them off. (Or if they really feel you deserve it)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet Meowscarada, Incineroar, Zoroark, Zeraora and Sneasel would all look ridiculous
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I read that as banana fetish content and got genuinely confused lol What’s a handkerchief code?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait it’s not?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you think a lot of them got stinky feet? They practice tap dancing on cheese!
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The hell they even want? Indoors is dry and hasn’t got their food.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Collie be like: Here you dropped this. (Pause) Wait, hang on, I gotta go get our idiot.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
They either eat themselves into a food coma, begin tap dancing on the cheese, or the pepperoni becomes shields to use for fights or shield surfing.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Left ankle: 10in (25.5cm) (no change) Right ankle: 10 1/4in (26cm) (⬆️1cm) Penis length flaccid: 3in (7.6cm) (⬇️1/2in||1.3cm) Penis length erect: 5in (12.7cm) (no change) Penis girth flaccid: 4 1/4in (10.5cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.3cm) Penis girth erect: 5in (12.7cm) (no change)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Waist: 43 1/4in (110cm) (⬆️3/4in||2cm) Hips: 42 1/2in (108cm) (⬆️3 1/2in||8.5cm) Left thigh: 28in (71cm) (⬆️2 3/4in||6.9cm) Right thigh: 28 1/2in (75.5cm) (⬆️2 3/4in||3cm) Left lower: 18 1/2in (47cm) (⬆️1in||2.5cm) Right lower: 18 1/2in (47.1cm) (⬆️1/2in||1.6cm)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Left upper arm: 14 1/2in (36.7cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.5cm) Right upper arm: 15in (38cm) (⬆️1/2in||1.2cm) Left forearm: 11 1/2in (29.2cm) (no change) Right forearm: 11 3/4in (29.7cm) (no change) Left wrist: 7in (17.7cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.4cm) Right wrist: 7 in (17.9cm) (⬆️1/4in||0.6cm)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Now the measurements. Height: 66.7 in/5ft6.7 (169.5cm/1.695m ) (⬇️a fraction of an inch/cm, likely margin of error) Weight: Scales still not working Neck: 15 1/2 inches/39.4 cm (⬆️1/2in||1.3cm) Shoulders: 46 1/2in (118cm) (⬇️ 2in/5cm) Chest: 42 1/2in (107.5cm) (⬆️2 1/4in||5.5cm)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
And the results are in. Visually nothing has really changed. A month isn’t long enough.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
England, United Kingdom (southern regions)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course a second person also means… 🔒 >:3
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
This last step becomes much easier if you have someone to help you yes?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The only religious items in my home? A Bible a family friend gave my mother. Interesting plotlines but inconsistent writing styles as if it’s more a collection of stories by multiple authors set in the same universe. Easier to read if you treat it like any other book.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
So does asking questions, which is what killed the tiny bit of belief I had when I was a child- questions I cannot remember as it was a long time ago, but of which either got answers that led to more questions, or answers that just weren’t good enough.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Best I can do is a rudimentary compass (assuming I can track down those rocks that magnets come from in order to get started). Failing that, best I can do is introduce the locals to pizza (or something like pizza). Depending on how available tomatoes and cheese are.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
But not every U.K. resident is eligible for a credit card, or has the means (or knowledge) to acquire one. What idiots. Surely there’s other methods they can use as alternatives?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes the pizza soggy and contaminates it with the flavor of sweet fruit. Source: I’ve tried it
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
What is it with fucking big game devs and fucking dlc? Don’t you wankers get enough money from charging already obscene prices for your games and systems? The economy is FUCKED. Half your potential customers CANNOT AFFORD even your games and systems right now, let alone DLC!
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
That is an extremely fitting ability for what’s literally the Bite Pokémon
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The image is of a room with no door, and the doorway leading to the top of a set of stairs, with a hand motioning toward it. Text overlaid reads “my dad really took my door. gooning boutta be like fnaf 4 🫡🥺” (Note: the emojis aren’t exact, they’re just the ones closest in look)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m still wondering how the fuck the taliban still exists, and how in the like 30 years the armies of the west were fighting them they just didn’t fucking stop being a thing.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not as easy as folks think either because the calendar got revised a few times and skipped or repeated a few days to catch up
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
those who don’t know, I’m guessing he talking about the 🍊
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The hell he gonna do throw salt at ghosts and then get a child to blow shit up with his mind?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
And mind those fingernails I bet.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s dying and he’s trying to take as many people down with him as possible.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
More confusing is there’s also a calf muscle which has nothing to do with them
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
HOW have I not seen a shiny charizard before? That color scheme looks badass!
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm 31 and never heard of an ALF. Should I know who that is?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
looks tight. think he's comfy to wear?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve heard it said “lie-bree” but never the way you heard it
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll be useful to you whenever your birthday age has a 4 or a 5 in it
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Then you got very lucky with your melon
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Usually when it bugs like that it wants you to clear all the unreads from one of the servers you’re part of
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Where the hell are the seeds?!?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
My stuff ain’t exactly good but that’s partly because I don’t practice enough- and even then I’ve still noticed improvement from my early work
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so round and huggable
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm. Gonna experiment with longer legged Poochyena now
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya mean… STRAIGHT ROMANCE? *gasps* BLASPHEMY!!!
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Long Zorua? Ya mean longer legs or something?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Pocket sand, glitter edition?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Just don’t push it too hard alright? Your voice won’t be happy being pushed too soon. Probably best start with a few each day once your voice is ready.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
Do your sonas and OCs any special fighting techniques? Do you? Do any of these techniques have names?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
1) That tv gonna be ruined 2) how the fuck is he balancing that thing on his head 3) how the fuck is he balancing that two wheel device
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
These apps are completely useless for individuals who are so useless in the morning that they can barely even hold a phone, coordinate their limbs or even see enough to read for the first several minutes.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Molten? Like, it’s really hot and the fops melted? Waaaaait a sec you’re currently-
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Greeting stranger it is 2 am or close enough
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem is the normies.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
There is absolutely no way this can possibly backfire on anyone ever [/sarcasm]
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Are they… SCENTient?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I was born without those I’m afraid. And I don’t know enough about programming to realise there’s a “fallback option” language rather than just having it display “null” or something when there isn’t a word for it in the chosen language
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Explain the burger then, that bits in English
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The image shows a screen with customisable burger options: Onion (labelled as Nionod for some reason), Pickles (labelled as picl), and beef patty (no change). Overlaying the image is the word “picl”
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a possessed d20
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Image text reads: summer fans be like “yoo it’s such a nice day out!”. Image shows a cracked parched ground, mountains in the distance, cow skull in the foreground.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting sonic vibes here; same fast paced feel. But there’s something extra about it that makes it look better.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m afraid I didn’t know you existed until I think just this year- and even then only thanks to FurAffinity and a lot of luck.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats then! 🤜 🤛 (We fist bump)
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
In the same way Pizza counts as a vegetable yes
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a good score yes?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they not? Not everyone has a mic. Or a voice. Stick to the classics.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The one on the right looks unassuming enough to have hidden power that isn’t even consciously aware of.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah but then the pool of possible suspects gets REALLY small.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Screw the algorithm Unless you profit from it
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
And then getting out the polish and basically treating ya to a full body massage?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
They want me to just— In my—
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
What about rubber suits, belly rubs and being called a good whichever gender/species you wish to express as?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
Well. Mines about as expected as I expected. Morally grey, neutral as I already am. uquiz.com/quiz/eTdXoU/...
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
So not a fictional organisation but still a bad idea
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
Vought? The company in the tv show The Boys? Pretty sure either I’m misunderstanding or I’ve migrated to a new universe unknowingly.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
🖖🏻 yo
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Lemme just dig through my FA gallery real quick… ok technically they just my human form in different suits (the Yena loosely inspired by your work) but they count right?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Now we have established you can cum in chastity there’s no need to ever let you out.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
If the files are physical it’s gonna be harder for them to leak by anyone not already on the inside. If they were digital they’d probably already be out in the wild.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this CUBE shaped object destined to be a COMPANION for the duration of a TEST?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
You read the homestucks when you were younger too?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
YES. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
hopefully the former
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
The hell does your microwave mean "8:88"? There's only 60 seconds in a minute, your microwave can't math.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, how the heck is someone supposed to know how much will be added to their bill at the end? Not just tourists but natives too?
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Translation for the visually impaired. Image shows a sign. It reads: "And lastly, please avoid the following fonts: Comic Sans. Papyrus. Of note is the fact that the two fonts are written in the font they name.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't need to do half a ton of mental mathematical gymnastics for budgeting goods either. The price you see IS the price.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
oh no its trapped
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social)
Had enough of you normies and your cryptic bullshit. Either say things as they are, and actually tell me things rather than expecting me to read your minds, or go kill yourselves. I know I’m a useless cunt but you lot are just cunts in general. So fuck you.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats dude you confused me even further XD Ain’t hard to do though, confusion is my default state lol
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Vagentleman? That’s a new one.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on can ya not automate this stuff? *huff* Ok folks who have Vision issues. Here’s what it says. “The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and humor the dusturbed”. Underneath that is a photo of an old man with long hair and beard, smoking what looks like it could be a pipe.
Lucky the Hellwolf (@luckyhellhound.bsky.social) reply parent
and sometimes renegotiation as the plot demands right?