lol I’m pretty sure every person who uses or is familiar with the effects of weed has made that joke at least once
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lol I’m pretty sure every person who uses or is familiar with the effects of weed has made that joke at least once
If you think the first thing I did with this weird knife/spoon combo utensil my ramen bowl came with was say “I SEE YOU’VE PLAYED KNIFEY SPOONY BEFORE!” you are 100% correct
Must read. MUST READ. 👇🏻
Graham Greene, it’s hard to believe he’s passed on. On TV, a phenomenally talented presence in everything from Reservation Dog to Northern Exposure & a million other TV & film projects. Just watched 4 hr version of Dances with Wolves & Kicking Bird is an all-time great cinema performance, period. 💚
This is how you handle someone who tries to sell AI slop at a con: remove them, and then clown on them relentlessly
if your answer isn’t an unequivocal “yes” then you’re a shit journalist
[CUE MUSIC: “IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL” PLAYING SOFTLY] [FADE IN BACKGROUND SOUND: A solemn voice reads names] Nate Silver. Matthew Yglesias. Megan McArdle. Mark Cuban. [FADE IN: SALLY STRUTHERS sits on a stool in a pool of light on a minimalist set. She looks SAD.] /1
My statement on @nadler.house.gov’s decision not to seek re-election next year.
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Trump’s mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age
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This is the only kind of breaking news I need today
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
I love this city
donald trump is serving prince philip
"Not that Bluesky is important, but I do choose to talk about it all the time, to the extent that I've coined an -ism about it, so, you know, just normal people things."
Nah. Just ask us for $5 for the 1000th time. That’ll do the trick.
No I'm not surprised a bunch of too online losers with no game consider talking to a bot 'dating' but I am concerned that the losers at the WSJ consider it 'dating'
GOOD DOGGIE
The may explain the number of old farts from LiveJournal/Dreamwidth who have moved here. Not only is it a new fandom place, but we were raised on finding our own damn content and consider it a delight, not a chore.
🧵*9/1/2025 Labor Day noncooperation thread* A daily thread of acts of noncooperation, noncompliance, defiance, & whatnot by individuals, communities, &/or institutions. * A mvmt is just a group of ppl moving & a LOT of us are marching—& not just today! (see: 2025 vs 2017 bsky.app/profile/chen...)
So a tiny violin, mandolins and a German walking stick violin from c1820 all in Nice
*8/31/2025 noncooperation thread* Mutual aid, man. We have to have each other's backs and be each other's safety nets. Find a mutual aid project near you: www.mutualaidhub.org 5/
Generally speaking: if you serve users in a particular country, and they seek to regulate you, and you say "so what, why should I care?" it will end very, very badly for you. But you do you.
I've seen worse candidates for Last Tweet.
Is it weird that I think it’s really pretty?
Should I watch Californication or will it just piss me off? Self-referential, semi-autobiographical tv shows full of jokes only people in LA will get aren’t really my thing, but TikTok keeps showing me clips & now I’m kind of curious
Having lived through a decade of harrowing events as a child, I'll say it's *good* to imagine the day you'll move beyond the reach of a cruel person—even if that moment won't fix everything. They want to convince you of your powerlessness, but that's not how this story ends.
The far right succeeded in this country in large part because adult men were angry about this supposed theft, and the Nazis learned to channel that rage. "[Marginalized group] stole your sex mommy!" is quite literally their rallying cry a lot of the time.
1. I think it's difficult for people not in the US to appreciate how absolutely non-useful/condescending "use a train" is as advice. Where I live, the nearest passenger train station is 90 miles away, in Cincinnati. However, there is a bus from Dayton to that train station, a mere 43 miles from me.
one thing Rudy Giuliani is always going to do is defensively announce a weirdly incriminating detail with his whole chest as though he sincerely believes it exonerates him
Rudy Giuliani just set a world record in the field of Statement That Invites More Questions Than It Answers.
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A friend mentioned how it seems closed captions/subtitles have been faulty & full of errors lately. I’ve noticed this as well, and now I’m wondering if studios are using AI instead of trained caption writers…
Historian of Reconstruction here they have been gunning for the 14th amendment since it was passed. First southern Dixiecrats and racist demagogues like Vardaman and Tillman. Today the far right MAGAts Rationale: the defeated south was forced to ratify it to re enter the Union! Reaction never rests!
marisakabas.04 on signal
Artist: @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
Were you looking at my bum? Bum-lookers, cheeky monkeys, all of you! #sqrlpix
On erasure of trans men + hyperfocus on trans women: "The worst insult to a man is that he’s not a man,” muses Timberlake. "So it’s easy to identify trans women as a bad thing, or a boogeyman. I think it’s all rooted in misogyny, and trans men, trans masculine people don’t fit that narrative.”
great thread for romance readers & just the generally curious. I've often wondered myself!
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Me when my wife sees the browser history
New: I looked at 90 porn sites to test the new age-verification law rewriting the web. The ones following the rules, and scanning visitors' faces, are crumbling, while the lawbreakers are doubling or tripling their traffic. One of many unintended consequences for an experimental tech wapo.st/47QuttW
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
Look I am clearly a heavy social media user but I also don’t need to validate my social media use by imagining that a politician having someone on their team who is good at making memes means that they would be a great president and have good policy ideas Like please be serious
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
People who might be comfortable with their neighbors quietly disappearing aren't always comfortable when the grotesque human rights abuses involved are made public. They don't like to imagine themselves as the bad people you make them seem like when you point out what's happening. So keep doing it.
Very rude of the universe! Feel better soon
a bunch of you really believe that trump is the unstoppable god king who can do whatever he declares and it is dumb as hell
trump can issue as many executive orders as he wants, perhaps coverage should reflect the fact that a lot of these have the legal force of a child's wishlist for santa
The modern American reaction to voter intimidation and suppression has been a loud “fuck you,” manifesting in turnout and patience. And the next one’s going to be a doozy. Everyone who says it’s all over is wrong. Whether or not they realize, helping the intimidation. Not easy, but far from over.
He looks happier & healthier here than he’s been in years. Truly love this for him.
Joe Biden is out buying ice cream while everyone is asking whether Trump is dead.
any sources for this?
spending the afternoon at a sunflower farm
Gorgeous 🌻
That creator behind the “Dark Money” article has me blocked on Twitter, IG & here for some reason, prob because I’m on a blocklist since I’ve never interacted w/her beyond surface stuff. Whatever the reason, it meant I was blissfully ignorant to the controversy until today 🤗🌈
I can
The main things I know about Hunter Biden are (1) he likes to party (2) the worst people I know hate him and (3) he’s out here spitting fire about the consultant class of the Democratic Party
Also the worst people are extremely fixated on his junk which is both horrifying & hilarious
It had been desperately trying to escape for so long 😩
Love to rebound from an internet fiasco by dating the person the Internet’s most notorious stan base hates most in the world.
*nod nod* I don't think anyone truly believed it, but the wishful thinking has been inspiring jokes, memes, and comraderie. We have to take our joy where we can!
tl;dr: he hadn't been seen in public since Wednesday, and more glaringly, hadn't posted any capslock screeds on Truth Social. Combine that with those nasty bruises, and ppl got wishful thinking. bsky.app/profile/roxa...
Just a reminder that the previous Trump Administration (which lied a million times but was more honest than this one) hid Trump’s COVID infection for several days.
Youth pastor voice: you know who else everyone thought was dead for three days
... soon. SOON. ishedeadyet.us
Gotta love those explainer emails written like manifestos 🫠
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What gets me about this one in particular is that you couldn't make Life of Brian *then*. It resulted in widespread protests and only got funded because a rock star wanted a tax write-off!
Them: even if he dies, nothing with change Me: except he’s dead and I’ll be glad he’s dead and everyone will be glad he’s dead. Now give me my tambourine back, Susan
just need to know if I have to send a small muppet bunny to the butcher shop for a goose or not
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
It’s time for that George Clooney Op-Ed expressing concern about Trump’s health…
Mulder is Manifesting HARD (that’s what Scully said)
It would be really funny if everyone just kept pretending he's dead. If CNN had a story about him they'd go "recently deceased Donald Trump..." and we all started writing about him in past tense.
The thing about Robert E Lee is he should have been executed in front of the gutted husk of a torched Virginia plantation mansion, and that should have been his official portrait, and we should have put it on our money.
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
safe couching is important!
Meanwhile, White House staff prepares for President Vance
I’ve been busy today. Why does everyone think what we are all hoping for is imminent?
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
sorry to post reddit but I’ve laughing at this for 5 business days
He really is Patrick Bateman. He spends a lot of time with his hair slicked back, coolly fighting the other side in a fashionable way, and then at night he runs out to furiously throw some homeless person’s last picture of their family into a garbage can.
“maybe it will happen today” - early 21st century american proverb
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
as funny as it is to imagine a scenario where Trump just randomly keels over and dies because he is an unhealthy senile 80 year old, it's important to keep in mind that the scenario where he has a stroke or heart attack and is merely severely incapicitated but remains alive is MUCH FUNNIER
“Independent journalist Marisa Kabas was first to report on Borges’ resignation and his email’s disappearance in posts on Bluesky.”
Ned Pyle 
