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SPED teacher, Functional Maths. One ‘home’ scattered across Sonoma County wine country, Southern Oregon Cascades, and South Kona coast. Never met a sand dollar shell, wild huckleberry, or antler shed I didn’t like. Anti fascist, anti MAGA.

created January 8, 2025

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Thanks!

2/9/2025, 12:41:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just another… Totally. Normal. Day.

2/9/2025, 7:55:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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[Borat accent] ‘She is only 15! Too old for you!’

2/9/2025, 7:53:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha this is pretty off-brand. Go to bed Stephen. Your smoke is fogging your mirrors.

2/9/2025, 7:20:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly

2/9/2025, 5:39:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never not be angry and vindictive about THIS

2/9/2025, 5:35:39 AM | 47 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!!

2/9/2025, 1:19:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 10:41:44 AM | 11 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nate Silver should really jerk himself off into a hand towel and not all over social media.

2/9/2025, 12:37:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since my husband has chosen to work in Hawaii I need him to pay someone to come in here today, unpack my weekend travel bag, start my laundry, run me a bath, lay out some clean jamjams, feed me a delicious home cooked meal, and tidy up while I eat. That’s not asking too much, right?

2/9/2025, 12:34:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well bless her heart. She’s an imbecile.

2/9/2025, 12:28:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I am sad. A legend of the silver screen.

2/9/2025, 12:27:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell him only if his lovely wife sings at every campaign stop. Lol

2/9/2025, 12:22:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahaha

2/9/2025, 12:21:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮 🤮 🤮

1/9/2025, 9:29:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or maybe just ‘WAR POSSUMS’

1/9/2025, 7:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THAT was classic

1/9/2025, 7:41:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep every aspect of my life is woke to these numbskulls and I’m just here whistling a little off key tune in my head having a great fucking time. If they weren’t so repulsively snot nosed I might feel sorry for them.

1/9/2025, 7:40:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hallelujah!!!!

1/9/2025, 7:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Howard Lutnick vs Nonsense. I’m taking a side here, lol.

1/9/2025, 2:09:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’ll have a tough time getting traction on this in Utah

1/9/2025, 12:20:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out living that guy will be sweet. I will learn to tap dance just to tap dance on his grave.

1/9/2025, 12:17:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Things that make you go hmmmm. If Melania has indeed crawled out of one of her luxury spider holes to visit a hospital, I am intrigued.

1/9/2025, 12:02:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s 1400% more crazy. Coming in two weeks.

1/9/2025, 11:56:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Labor Day. Just a reminder that most tech brahs and robber barons benefit from a long slow marinade before being placed directly on the grill.

1/9/2025, 11:21:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK jr can’t stand the rigor of standard science and the fact that he’s too much of a dumbshit to legitimately participate in it.

1/9/2025, 11:19:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree

1/9/2025, 11:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahaha I LURVE IT!

1/9/2025, 11:05:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Melania crawled out of one of her luxury spider holes?

1/9/2025, 11:04:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should be angrier but I kinda love seeing him subjected to global heckling. If Trumps golf course forays included more heckling and abuse it would be better.

1/9/2025, 11:01:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah; because the humans of BlueSky are more apt to actually be human than X’s bots or gits. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

1/9/2025, 10:38:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they’ll just start keeping people trapped on planes. Aviation Alcatraz.

1/9/2025, 7:41:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can tell by the set of her mouth she’s a hardened cunt.

1/9/2025, 1:50:42 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck him and his tax payer funded days of cheating at golf. Rat bastard.

31/8/2025, 11:15:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Him & Big Balls need to team up. Like Batman & Robin. For the wimmins.

31/8/2025, 8:38:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I made a rare conventional retail purchase this weekend. I’d been considering warm white leather sneakers for a couple of years. Yesterday I pulled the trigger on two pairs of leather Vans — marshmallow pebble leather & turtledove suede — both w/cute lipstick red trim. One pair for here; one for HI.

Two pairs of Vans off white sneakers.
31/8/2025, 6:51:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The assymetry of RFK’s eyes and ears is a forceps story for sure.

31/8/2025, 6:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Math is hard and MAGAts are stupid.

31/8/2025, 3:31:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the fuck

31/8/2025, 1:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG! He’s already broken something! Lol

30/8/2025, 9:05:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That makes no sense whatsoever. What a worthless twat he is.

30/8/2025, 9:01:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arggggggg it burns

30/8/2025, 4:52:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lying little shit

30/8/2025, 12:48:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how you think.

29/8/2025, 8:46:36 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going home to die, presumably.

29/8/2025, 7:16:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just have to laugh.

29/8/2025, 7:15:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then there’s THIS… oh it’s not a worry, right? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

29/8/2025, 6:59:31 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get ready for the household budget tsunami.

29/8/2025, 5:09:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m desperately hoping this is another Y2K nothingburger over inflated by tech fantasies.

29/8/2025, 5:08:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very astute. You must be a true medical clairvoyant. It’s the self aggrandizement that really messes with the mitochondria in my experience. The thorniest of inflammations to quell.

29/8/2025, 4:54:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And by ‘fails’ he means falling out a 75th floor window of some far flung Trump Tower.

29/8/2025, 4:05:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people have been perhaps permanently brain damaged ingesting a steady gruel of Fox ‘News’ conspiracies, rage, and fear.

29/8/2025, 4:03:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their politics and their perversions go hand in hand at this point. Subjugating, exploiting, and abusing women, children, animals, and the very earth itself at will is their core ethos.

29/8/2025, 1:47:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only remotely good thing I can say about this is that I reckon Americans’ truly deplorable food waste statistics are probably about to plummet.

29/8/2025, 1:43:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This shit has got to stop.

29/8/2025, 1:35:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you’re totally obsessed with rejuvenation & longevity so your forehead is unlined but you can’t stop the the premature aging creep of unmitigated evil spilling out your cold dead eyes.

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29/8/2025, 1:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶 It’s PAYDAY! I’m in love! 🎶 lol

29/8/2025, 1:14:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agree

29/8/2025, 1:10:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time I think this horrific collective of grifters and asswipes and racists and ball lickers and idiots and frauds who comprise our current federal government’s leadership can’t possibly enrage me more, my internal rage elevator unhesitatingly finds yet another lower floor to plumb.

29/8/2025, 11:42:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe they can market them as a funeral plan as well as a vehicle.

29/8/2025, 11:36:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another rich, arrogant, reckless old fuck with no actual medical or public health credentials. Sounds like chef’s kiss perfection for this clown car of evil administration. Bet he’ll be able to slink his tongue way up Trumps ass in circle jerk. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

29/8/2025, 11:35:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Travesty. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk...

29/8/2025, 11:16:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spoiler alert: that’s what’s driving this sudden outbreak of fascism I do believe.

29/8/2025, 5:36:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fabulous!

29/8/2025, 3:18:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending you a hug. Every day teaching high school renders me essentially the same lol

29/8/2025, 2:55:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its heartbreaking

29/8/2025, 2:52:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does that mean we’ll get to really gag them?? Asking for a friend…

29/8/2025, 2:36:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually, it’s Joke before Woke lol

29/8/2025, 2:30:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw that cross bobbling between your fat fake tits KKKaroline and I thought it was really disrespectful to the 10s of thousands of Americans who believe in the separation of church and state.

29/8/2025, 2:28:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This shiteweasel is a HARD 66

29/8/2025, 2:24:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Earth whistles to herself as she cleans her guns… www.theguardian.com/environment/...

29/8/2025, 2:22:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow! This might require that she clutch her pearls a bit or even adjust her wiglet…

29/8/2025, 2:18:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that! Butt snorkelers! -snort laughs-

29/8/2025, 2:15:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where exactly does this boondoggle fall in all your DOGE savings, MAGA imbeciles?

28/8/2025, 6:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone who is committed to resist really needs to know how stark and brutal these tech ideologies and wet dreams really are… this will be the fight of our lives. They are partnering with the far right Christians only because they want lots of mental opiate delivered to lots of angry masses.

28/8/2025, 3:46:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or about Cracker Barrel. Or about crackers. Or barrels. Lol

28/8/2025, 1:52:11 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yes another one!

28/8/2025, 1:48:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he spouts this kind of nonsense out his mouth it’s time to check his depends.

28/8/2025, 1:45:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who’s going to break it to the MAGA imbeciles they were duped AGAIN?

28/8/2025, 1:41:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just start wearing fake military uniforms already. It’s gone tragically banana-esque.

27/8/2025, 5:53:56 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So to make sure I understand this, the entire cabinet just sits in circle time and takes turns licking his orange ass?

27/8/2025, 1:40:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t stand this pumpkin head coot.

27/8/2025, 12:18:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always watch the accordion hands gesture…

27/8/2025, 12:15:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are willing to cross pollinate their lies ad lib.

27/8/2025, 9:46:46 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sunday night I attended a heartfelt backyard retirement party for a neighbor near my old house. It was great to be back but also bittersweet. All of our children are now reaching the ages we, their parents, were when we bought these bungalow homes. One 30-year cycle complete; now we enter our last.

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27/8/2025, 9:42:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a SPED high school teacher for just this one year before retiring & I got ChatGPTed on an in-class assignment right off the bat! lol Wasn’t expecting that. Needless to say, all are required to hand write these tiny journal assignments during class now. The AI generated one is hysterical!

27/8/2025, 9:21:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d rather be Team Woke than Team Fascist Imbecile, asshole

27/8/2025, 2:17:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking overgrown toddler.

27/8/2025, 1:40:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤮

27/8/2025, 1:39:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhhhklahoma where the incest is concealed all day 🎵 Ohhhhhklahoma where Ryan Walters’ computer porn can play 🎶 Ohhhhhklahoma where education is circling the drain 🎵 Where your stepfather can hide his depraved lust; But at 11 you must give birth alone or bust.

27/8/2025, 12:00:32 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe if Utahns had foundational gun laws not so many innocent women, children, and peace officers would have to die. Utah legislators are eager for the death penalty but you or I have to die before the idiot shooter loses his life. utahnewsdispatch.com/2025/08/21/t...

26/8/2025, 11:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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POUR ME A DOUBLE!!! lol

26/8/2025, 11:47:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because Oklahoma is ALL ABOUT THE CHILDREN! www.news9.com/story/68ac7e...

26/8/2025, 8:35:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The five worst states for women to call home are all - surprise! surprise! - deeply RED. wallethub.com/edu/best-and...

26/8/2025, 4:57:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for including me! I’m living la vida BOYCOTT and loving it.

26/8/2025, 1:15:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So he’s allegedly known as the ‘President of Europe’’ too? We’re getting deep in the delulu’s now…

26/8/2025, 12:38:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another datapoint we should be concerned about, but no, we’ve got AI ‘farms’ and bitcoin ‘mines’ to cool. We’re the worst sort of renters and earth wants us GONE.

26/8/2025, 12:30:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Red states should be ashamed of themselves. msdh.ms.gov/page/23,3030...

26/8/2025, 9:50:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You promise?

26/8/2025, 6:21:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s about fucking time. But these are the only 5000 churches who can remain tax exempt!

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