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Thanks!
SPED teacher, Functional Maths. One ‘home’ scattered across Sonoma County wine country, Southern Oregon Cascades, and South Kona coast. Never met a sand dollar shell, wild huckleberry, or antler shed I didn’t like. Anti fascist, anti MAGA.
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Thanks!
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Just another… Totally. Normal. Day.
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[Borat accent] ‘She is only 15! Too old for you!’
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Hahaha this is pretty off-brand. Go to bed Stephen. Your smoke is fogging your mirrors.
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Exactly
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I will never not be angry and vindictive about THIS
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Thank you!!
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Nate Silver should really jerk himself off into a hand towel and not all over social media.
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Since my husband has chosen to work in Hawaii I need him to pay someone to come in here today, unpack my weekend travel bag, start my laundry, run me a bath, lay out some clean jamjams, feed me a delicious home cooked meal, and tidy up while I eat. That’s not asking too much, right?
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Well bless her heart. She’s an imbecile.
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Oh I am sad. A legend of the silver screen.
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Tell him only if his lovely wife sings at every campaign stop. Lol
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Hahahaha
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🤮 🤮 🤮
Barefoot Contestor (@lynnettecs.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe just ‘WAR POSSUMS’
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THAT was classic
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Yep every aspect of my life is woke to these numbskulls and I’m just here whistling a little off key tune in my head having a great fucking time. If they weren’t so repulsively snot nosed I might feel sorry for them.
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Hallelujah!!!!
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Howard Lutnick vs Nonsense. I’m taking a side here, lol.
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You’ll have a tough time getting traction on this in Utah
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Out living that guy will be sweet. I will learn to tap dance just to tap dance on his grave.
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Things that make you go hmmmm. If Melania has indeed crawled out of one of her luxury spider holes to visit a hospital, I am intrigued.
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It’s 1400% more crazy. Coming in two weeks.
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Happy Labor Day. Just a reminder that most tech brahs and robber barons benefit from a long slow marinade before being placed directly on the grill.
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RFK jr can’t stand the rigor of standard science and the fact that he’s too much of a dumbshit to legitimately participate in it.
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Agree
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Hahahaha I LURVE IT!
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Has Melania crawled out of one of her luxury spider holes?
Barefoot Contestor (@lynnettecs.bsky.social) reply parent
I should be angrier but I kinda love seeing him subjected to global heckling. If Trumps golf course forays included more heckling and abuse it would be better.
Barefoot Contestor (@lynnettecs.bsky.social)
Yeah; because the humans of BlueSky are more apt to actually be human than X’s bots or gits. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Maybe they’ll just start keeping people trapped on planes. Aviation Alcatraz.
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You can tell by the set of her mouth she’s a hardened cunt.
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Fuck him and his tax payer funded days of cheating at golf. Rat bastard.
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Him & Big Balls need to team up. Like Batman & Robin. For the wimmins.
Barefoot Contestor (@lynnettecs.bsky.social)
I made a rare conventional retail purchase this weekend. I’d been considering warm white leather sneakers for a couple of years. Yesterday I pulled the trigger on two pairs of leather Vans — marshmallow pebble leather & turtledove suede — both w/cute lipstick red trim. One pair for here; one for HI.
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The assymetry of RFK’s eyes and ears is a forceps story for sure.
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Math is hard and MAGAts are stupid.
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What the fuck
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OMG! He’s already broken something! Lol
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That makes no sense whatsoever. What a worthless twat he is.
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Arggggggg it burns
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Lying little shit
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I like how you think.
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Going home to die, presumably.
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I just have to laugh.
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And then there’s THIS… oh it’s not a worry, right? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Get ready for the household budget tsunami.
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I’m desperately hoping this is another Y2K nothingburger over inflated by tech fantasies.
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Very astute. You must be a true medical clairvoyant. It’s the self aggrandizement that really messes with the mitochondria in my experience. The thorniest of inflammations to quell.
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And by ‘fails’ he means falling out a 75th floor window of some far flung Trump Tower.
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These people have been perhaps permanently brain damaged ingesting a steady gruel of Fox ‘News’ conspiracies, rage, and fear.
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Their politics and their perversions go hand in hand at this point. Subjugating, exploiting, and abusing women, children, animals, and the very earth itself at will is their core ethos.
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The only remotely good thing I can say about this is that I reckon Americans’ truly deplorable food waste statistics are probably about to plummet.
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This shit has got to stop.
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When you’re totally obsessed with rejuvenation & longevity so your forehead is unlined but you can’t stop the the premature aging creep of unmitigated evil spilling out your cold dead eyes.
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🎶 It’s PAYDAY! I’m in love! 🎶 lol
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Agree
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Every time I think this horrific collective of grifters and asswipes and racists and ball lickers and idiots and frauds who comprise our current federal government’s leadership can’t possibly enrage me more, my internal rage elevator unhesitatingly finds yet another lower floor to plumb.
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Maybe they can market them as a funeral plan as well as a vehicle.
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Another rich, arrogant, reckless old fuck with no actual medical or public health credentials. Sounds like chef’s kiss perfection for this clown car of evil administration. Bet he’ll be able to slink his tongue way up Trumps ass in circle jerk. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Travesty. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk...
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Spoiler alert: that’s what’s driving this sudden outbreak of fascism I do believe.
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Fabulous!
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Sending you a hug. Every day teaching high school renders me essentially the same lol
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Its heartbreaking
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Does that mean we’ll get to really gag them?? Asking for a friend…
Barefoot Contestor (@lynnettecs.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, it’s Joke before Woke lol
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I saw that cross bobbling between your fat fake tits KKKaroline and I thought it was really disrespectful to the 10s of thousands of Americans who believe in the separation of church and state.
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This shiteweasel is a HARD 66
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Earth whistles to herself as she cleans her guns… www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Wow! This might require that she clutch her pearls a bit or even adjust her wiglet…
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I love that! Butt snorkelers! -snort laughs-
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Where exactly does this boondoggle fall in all your DOGE savings, MAGA imbeciles?
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Everyone who is committed to resist really needs to know how stark and brutal these tech ideologies and wet dreams really are… this will be the fight of our lives. They are partnering with the far right Christians only because they want lots of mental opiate delivered to lots of angry masses.
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Or about Cracker Barrel. Or about crackers. Or barrels. Lol
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Oh yes another one!
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When he spouts this kind of nonsense out his mouth it’s time to check his depends.
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Who’s going to break it to the MAGA imbeciles they were duped AGAIN?
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Just start wearing fake military uniforms already. It’s gone tragically banana-esque.
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So to make sure I understand this, the entire cabinet just sits in circle time and takes turns licking his orange ass?
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I can’t stand this pumpkin head coot.
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Always watch the accordion hands gesture…
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They are willing to cross pollinate their lies ad lib.
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Sunday night I attended a heartfelt backyard retirement party for a neighbor near my old house. It was great to be back but also bittersweet. All of our children are now reaching the ages we, their parents, were when we bought these bungalow homes. One 30-year cycle complete; now we enter our last.
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I’m a SPED high school teacher for just this one year before retiring & I got ChatGPTed on an in-class assignment right off the bat! lol Wasn’t expecting that. Needless to say, all are required to hand write these tiny journal assignments during class now. The AI generated one is hysterical!
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I’d rather be Team Woke than Team Fascist Imbecile, asshole
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Fucking overgrown toddler.
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🤮
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Ohhhhklahoma where the incest is concealed all day 🎵 Ohhhhhklahoma where Ryan Walters’ computer porn can play 🎶 Ohhhhhklahoma where education is circling the drain 🎵 Where your stepfather can hide his depraved lust; But at 11 you must give birth alone or bust.
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Maybe if Utahns had foundational gun laws not so many innocent women, children, and peace officers would have to die. Utah legislators are eager for the death penalty but you or I have to die before the idiot shooter loses his life. utahnewsdispatch.com/2025/08/21/t...
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POUR ME A DOUBLE!!! lol
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Because Oklahoma is ALL ABOUT THE CHILDREN! www.news9.com/story/68ac7e...
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The five worst states for women to call home are all - surprise! surprise! - deeply RED. wallethub.com/edu/best-and...
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Thanks for including me! I’m living la vida BOYCOTT and loving it.
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So he’s allegedly known as the ‘President of Europe’’ too? We’re getting deep in the delulu’s now…
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Another datapoint we should be concerned about, but no, we’ve got AI ‘farms’ and bitcoin ‘mines’ to cool. We’re the worst sort of renters and earth wants us GONE.
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Red states should be ashamed of themselves. msdh.ms.gov/page/23,3030...
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You promise?
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It’s about fucking time. But these are the only 5000 churches who can remain tax exempt!