Tim Atari
@lzrwolf.bsky.social
Just a dude. Former Teacher. Former Army Sgt. I wrote a book no one read (https://shorturl.at/pczx1) and a blog I forgot I had (https://shorturl.at/GF3wH)
created November 15, 2024
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Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t convince anyone, just do it. Nobody ever convinced anyone to take a shitty job with no healthcare to make ends meet, that’s all that’s available. Take their companies and their billions, it’s pretty simple
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Roger Moores bond movies are the most consistently good
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Attention @1900hotdog.bsky.social
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
Wait so Louisiana paid taxpayer dollars to send half a dozen state troopers to the Clemson game to just stand around? That had to cost what?…30 grand
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait wait wait…is this a 90s JRPG final form thing?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
What was the big project @sheaserrano.bsky.social teased on the second to last episode? I’m on tenterhooks and haven’t slept
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
This tweet is something else @pbsnews.org. Good lord, do you have meetings explicitly about how to both sides Fascism, “polls suggest support for….”
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when we had the ghostbusters and the real ghostbusters? It’ll be like that
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember talking my friends into seeing blank-man in the in the theater… I haven't spoken to them in 29 years
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
When you going to do crouching tiger hidden dragon? Or surviving the game? Or Iron Giant? Or big trouble in little china? Or….
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Do people in Japan even know that Jeff was the keeper of the blood skull and how close we came to the thunder brothers ruling this realm?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I just preordered the book, I consider this down payment on more sweet mountain monsters content
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
When I taught, I had a kid tell me that when I said “sure” it meant like it sounded like both eff you and yes. That’s how your “mm hmms “ to @netw3rk.bsky.social sounded
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
This is my favorite cowboy Curtis pee wees playhouse bit
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Why’d you sell the Mavs?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude sounds like the Predator
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
It was ‘91 www.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/c...
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Ragman was sweet that 9-10 issue miniseries from like 89 was outstanding
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
Best AI search result yet! Hmmm I wonder why I can’t get an AI overview for this
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe don’t use ice cap melting AI in your “oh no ice caps are melting” article
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Have your tried hiring someone on Fiver?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Dinglebark or whatever is my new favorite character
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
The former, inertia is too powerful
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
NPR just sent me an email asking for donations…and this is their headline. Jesus Christ!
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a bit?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Shea, I did two things
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
This should be like octopuses at red wings games
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
So this is weird, I heard this podcast last week. On Apple Podcasts the date for both this and expository theme songs with @auralnauts.bsky.social is listed as 7/30.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I do 50% of that to my wife every day…Hey Now! Ehhh Ohhh!
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint, they absolutely will forget and absolutely will let go
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure but they’ll claim they’re not and prices haven’t risen
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Coffee is already $2 more per pound than it was 2-3 months ago 😞 at my grocery store
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahem… www.barnesandnoble.com/w/lincoln-vs... Lincoln Vs Hitler by Jeremy Lippart
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
@seanbaby.bsky.social @bigfeets.bsky.social @brockway.bsky.social @jasonkpargin.bsky.social I just watched the next episode...no spoilers. But they're are doing a hillbilly Total Recall too
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
@kvue.bsky.social has a new-ish segment called "Bright Side". They are literally (and unironically) doing the Simpsons bit.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
The Long Goodbye is fantastic
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
@npr.org headlines like these are why a lot of us are hesitant with more donations. We all know what they’re doing, call it out factually
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did you run stories that elided trump’s plans during the campaign? Why did you, and why do you continue to, put out “both sides”takes? NPR is one of the better outlets but still complicit through their own inaction
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
@brockway.bsky.social is one of those artists I love to read and hear from....but never want to see. I assume that's a me problem.
christian pop demon hunter (@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I've spent a lot of time thinking about this fascinating exchange Colbert had with Dua Lipa, when she asked him about the role his faith plays in his comedy.
RiffTrax (@rifftrax.com) reposted
The Time and the Cop is NOW! You can now get tickets to see RiffTrax Live: Timecop in a theater near you! rifftrax.com/timecop
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
How hard is it to just say "I think you're lying"
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
That dude looks like if Jesse Pinkman had made worse life decisions and ended up working for the DEA
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sessions once spoke to my students (HS age) who were in a extracurricular club for kids interested in politics....he's the only guest speaker who was a jerk to the kids and is a legitimately stupid man
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember NPR credulously covering "Is Biden too old?" and ignoring Trump's obvious madness when they were both-sidesing their news coverage. I listen, watch, and donate but they didn't stand up when they should have
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
say it ain't so Christopher Lambert
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy its Doggzzone9000 by the guys at @1900hotdog.bsky.social soundcloud.com/1900hotdog
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
How are we to know the truth NPR? As you’ve framed it both sides make such compelling arguments
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
The sequel to the 10 Commandments would be the 11th Commandment and it would be a gritty insider/whistleblower joint directed by like Michael Mann about the Commandment the powers that be didn't want us to see
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I meant "pejorative" and I didn't notice the auto-correct so I may have proved your point
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe...but its still taught in elementary school that it was the performative term for royalists during the Revolutionary War
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tories would work well for this purpose
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like that’s old saying “Molly 25 times feeling fines, Molly 26 times no more spines”
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Betting is dumb and sports books are a scam...how the hell are both sides of a "plus minus" minus money
Mike Finger (@mikefinger.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
That name? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
They already killed their loved ones during the pandemic and they didn’t care then, they won’t care now
falconjoe (@thefalcon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Fair and free elections are a thing of the past in the U.S. I expect to see ICE agents at polling locations for every future election.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Odds the Democratic Party puts abolishing ice on their platform? I’m thinking zero
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE. This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined. It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
What is fascinating about this is the "no" holdouts never get converts to what is ostensibly their side...its all just performative to get themselves on TV
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh...duh...that's Conan's Pizza right?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not LaLas right?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
At a minimum...punt Mitch Richmond out
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
Schwarzenegger's Running Man takes place in 2017...dude was only off by like 9 years. That Florida Concentration camp will absolutely have head exploding collars
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
This was fantastic
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Slowly?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the Championship or bust mindset is generally toxic. Just try and compete, basketball is fun and fans love Giannis so if this makes them more competitive go for it
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Buck looks...not great
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
This may be the greatest thing I ever contribute to in my life
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I have legitimate platonic love for Looney's game. Gonna miss him playing for a squad that matters
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I had so much hope for his career during that Finals run...its a shame
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Finnegan’s Butthole
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Well no Republican politician. Dem leadership still seem to think its 1994
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are you still on Twitter?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing works...we are but vessels for them
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint: No they aren't, they're reveling in it.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Years ago I offered to stand as a Dem in an election that an R was running unopposed. The state party didn't ask anything about my ideology etc. they only asked if I could raise at least 750 K on my own. When I said no they said the state party would not help me.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
When people tell me they prefer watching college ball to the NBA (and they don't have a direct connection to the school or team) it sends up subtly racist red flags.
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like Olberman should ditch Twitter if he's serious
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
I just watched local news...good God it is dumber than the run up to Iraq
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
How do you write this article and not shame the idiots killing children?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
I once saw a dude at an airport in Houston (in 2025) with a Mourning New Jersey Nets jersey...I think Zo played like 19 games for the nets
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
Okc gets away with a lot
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
Am I crazy or is okc arena crew doing a terrible job wiping up sweat on court?
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
goddammit!
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh oh
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to keep going once he gets defender on his hip though and not pass out of the drive too early
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social)
Okc coming out with cops for the color guard is very on brand for okc…go pacers and abolish ICE!
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
This would've been so cool if Larry Bird's nickname was the News
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Boo
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Theres also a Thomas Kincaide esque filter over everything
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Pile of cedar chips
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yuengling gonna be hurting
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats @dril.bsky.social
Tim Atari (@lzrwolf.bsky.social) reply parent
...and just like that